Gogglebox Australia Season 21 Episode 10
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00:00I got a tan.
00:02See? Spray tan.
00:03I can see that, yes.
00:04$55.
00:06Gee, that's cheap.
00:07Isn't it?
00:08Won't go there again.
00:10Every evening in Australia...
00:12Oh, my God, I love this show so much!
00:15Ah! It's on!
00:17TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:19I've been waiting for this! Turn it up!
00:21Can you believe we're at the end?
00:22But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:25No. Yes. Yes.
00:27Find out what people thought about what was on
00:30in the last seven days.
00:31This is a train wreck that just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:36And I dare say, we'll not stop watching.
00:38This week, the travel guides were back.
00:40Are they doing the crap stuff?
00:41Or is New York just this boring?
00:42We discovered a brand-new game show.
00:45House of Games.
00:46Old people would be thruffing.
00:48I love this!
00:50And we couldn't wait for the return of The Last of Us.
00:53Ah! What is that thing?
00:55Oh! Got it from the side!
00:57Oh! Oh! What was that?
01:08It's our 200th episode.
01:11And while a lot's changed over the past 11 years...
01:14I thought it'll be like me, no hair at all.
01:17Oh, nice one.
01:19Cheese and beers-ish.
01:21Times have changed.
01:22Other things have pretty much stayed the same.
01:24I'm never on the phone.
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh, as in.
01:30What are you doing?
01:31I had a pedicure today.
01:33Look, I had my...
01:34Oh, pretty colour too.
01:35You left the hair on your toes though.
01:38Mm.
01:38I've got to shave them.
01:40But whatever's happened,
01:42we've been laughing the whole time.
01:43There goes the wine.
01:49Don't look over my shoulder.
01:52This week, Mia, Bree and Lainey are overseas.
01:56Meanwhile, on the Gold Coast, Nick's getting ready for a wedding.
02:00You ready?
02:01Cross.
02:02Over.
02:03Through.
02:05Underneath.
02:05Back up.
02:06Back up.
02:07That.
02:08My friend...
02:08Why does mine look like yours?
02:13There goes my heart.
02:14Oh!
02:16Grab your combine harvester.
02:18Grab your flannel-eat shirt.
02:20It's time to bloody find you a missus.
02:22What's your crop this year, Thomas?
02:24Wives.
02:25That's right.
02:26This many men ploughing pensively can only mean the return of...
02:29Farmer wants a wife!
02:31Farmer wants a wife, Leanne!
02:33Back again.
02:34Can't believe it's that time of year again.
02:36Hey, I'm going to throw it out there right now.
02:38You love this show?
02:39Love this show.
02:39Yeah, baby.
02:41You never ever wanted to marry the farmer, did you?
02:44No.
02:45Wanted to marry a teen.
02:47Let's get straight into the introductions,
02:49which on this show means a bunch of city girls that sound like this...
02:53Woo!
02:56Meeting a bunch of country blokes who sound like this...
02:59Warty!
03:01Beautiful.
03:01You don't see this many ladies in Kimber, to be honest.
03:03This is about as big as my voice gets.
03:05Please welcome Farmer Jarrod.
03:09Jarrod looks like the son from Yellowstone.
03:11You are giving Yellowstone vibes.
03:14What did I just say?
03:16That walk was great.
03:17Warty beautiful.
03:19They all have a very similar look to them and a similar style.
03:23I don't know.
03:24They're all white Australian chicks.
03:26I didn't want to say it, but you're right.
03:28Yeah!
03:29There is zero diversity in this show.
03:31Yeah!
03:32Will you try getting Yasmeen to go live on a farm?
03:35Aw!
03:36Yasmeen wants a padded barangaroo,
03:39eating sushi every night with a Chanel bag.
03:41Yeah, well, Yasmeen knows what she wants and I'm with her.
03:44Each farmer has eight ladies...
03:46There's a buffet of ladies there.
03:48Warty beautiful.
03:49Those eight ladies are now here to speed date their farmers.
03:53So who gets to go first on the speed date?
03:55If you're blonde, step forward.
03:57Okay, girls, it's my time.
03:58Woo!
03:59Oh, here we go.
04:00First one's up.
04:01I thought that I could be meeting the one today.
04:03Oh, she goes good for her age.
04:05She's 35.
04:07What do you mean that's good for her age?
04:09She's 35.
04:10She goes good for her age.
04:11Why does that have to be the caveat?
04:12You're 38.
04:13Yes.
04:14So what the hell are you saying?
04:15You're going very good for her age.
04:19Yeah, you're lucky, bro.
04:21She took my breath away.
04:22Beautiful, stunning.
04:23She took my breath away.
04:24Did I take your breath away, Matt?
04:26Certainly did.
04:26You stood on my feet.
04:28So I'm an English teacher.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Oh, don't...
04:32This better not be a poem.
04:33Do not read a poem.
04:34I specialise in Shakespeare.
04:36That'd be a poem.
04:36A sonnet.
04:37Oh, a sonnet!
04:39That's a type of poem!
04:40I'm just a girl from a small English town.
04:43Oh!
04:43A free spirit, ready to reach up high.
04:47Find me by the ocean, where the sun goes down.
04:50Oh, my God.
04:51He's like, cut.
04:53Next up is...
04:54Yellowstone guy.
04:56I actually grew up in Coff, so a small town girl at heart.
04:59Yeah.
04:59Goldie.
05:00A lot of family down in Coffs, haven't you?
05:02Really? Yeah, who?
05:03The Paige family.
05:04I'm Paige.
05:07They're related!
05:09What?
05:10No.
05:11What do you mean?
05:11Who's your mum and dad?
05:12Lisa and Brent.
05:13Oh, shit, they're cousins.
05:15No!
05:15How do you spell Paige?
05:17P-A-G.
05:19Oh, shit, they are cousins!
05:21No!
05:21So weird!
05:22This is about to turn into Lebanese farmer wants a wife, and they get married and live happily
05:27ever after.
05:28Yeah, I think there's chemistry with Brie.
05:30She's your cousin!
05:32There's something about her I really like.
05:33Yeah, she's you.
05:35As these two rush off to subscribe to Ancestry.com.
05:39I think they need to check the background.
05:41This can't be happening.
05:42We head back to Farmer Thomas.
05:44We'd love to have kids.
05:45And what about yourself?
05:46Or I could pop them out tomorrow.
05:49You ready?
05:49Oh, she wants some kids.
05:51He wants some kids.
05:52Just rip your clothes off now and start making them.
05:54Put a baby in her, big fella.
05:59They can't get to that yet.
06:02Thomas still has to get through this bleached mob first.
06:05There is a lot of tall blondes in there.
06:07Do you have a type?
06:08Yeah, to be honest, they probably are my type.
06:13I'm quite clearly not blonde.
06:16Black!
06:17What the hell are you?
06:18She's like, it's called a brunette.
06:20She's like, oh, Jesus!
06:22G'day, how are you, mate?
06:23Welcome back.
06:23Now, Farmer Thomas needs to pick his favourite five from this line-up.
06:27He'll go with five blondes.
06:29Well, almost.
06:30Where are you?
06:30Whilst mostly sticking with his favourite colour.
06:33Nah.
06:33Thomas also takes a punt.
06:35Claire.
06:36On one of the darker shade.
06:38How's the diversity on this shirt?
06:40Mate, this is as close to DEI as Farmer gets.
06:43There's room for just one more lady.
06:48He can't remember their names.
06:52He actually can't remember.
06:54What's her name?
06:55What's her name?
06:56Phone a friend!
06:57Ellen, would you like to come back to the farm with me?
07:00You!
07:01Thank you!
07:01Why is he so awkward in cuddling someone?
07:06So awkward.
07:08Like, oh, they're coming in to cuddle me.
07:10He's used to cheapen cattle.
07:12Five beautiful, amazing ladies back on the farm with me.
07:15Can't wait.
07:16Haven't had a root for four years.
07:17Okay.
07:19Next time.
07:20That show was bloody beautiful.
07:23There's not enough drama on this show for me.
07:24Bloody beautiful.
07:26This is nothing like maths.
07:27This is just nice and pleasant.
07:28It's...
07:29Yeah, you don't like it.
07:30I know, I want to get heartbreaking.
07:32On Monday night, we got the news.
07:46The Pope's dead.
07:47The Pope's dead.
07:48The Pope is dead.
07:50Straight to the developing news out of the Vatican.
07:52Pope Francis has died.
07:54Oh, no.
07:55Wow.
07:56The 88-year-old pontiff was recently discharged from hospital.
07:59Yeah, because he had, like, a really bad flu or something.
08:01Yeah, pneumonia or something, yeah.
08:03That's very sad.
08:05On all weekends...
08:06I know.
08:07The Pope died on Easter Monday.
08:09Talk about being dedicated to your craft.
08:11This is the most important time for not just Catholics,
08:14but Christians right across the world.
08:16Well, obviously, Jesus wanted him up there.
08:18From all reports, pretty good Pope.
08:20He was the one who said,
08:22I don't want to live in the papal palace.
08:23I want a more humble apartment
08:25because the poor people don't have palaces like that.
08:27Oh, I didn't know that.
08:29Wow.
08:29What happens now?
08:30We'll be looking at a conclave and for a successor...
08:33Oh, send the smoker.
08:35Yeah.
08:36I wonder who's going to replace him.
08:38Another Pope?
08:39Someone old again?
08:40They're always old, but they don't last long.
08:42Why do they pick old people?
08:44Yeah, because they've got to go through all these certificates
08:46to get to that stage,
08:48and by the time they go there, they're old.
08:51You know, it's like uni students.
08:52You've got to do four years for this, six years for that.
08:56Four years for your Masters, then your Bachelors,
08:58and your doctorate and all that.
09:00Same thing with the folks.
09:01Yeah.
09:02And when normal programming resumed,
09:04we switched over to...
09:06Oh, Travel Guides!
09:08It is my second favourite show on TV.
09:11Our Travel Guides finally make it to New York City.
09:16The Big Apple!
09:17Trying to walk over here!
09:19I was just there.
09:20New York City is one of the coolest cities in the world.
09:24My only problem is I would not be able to afford anything in New York.
09:27Especially with the dollar, how it is at the moment.
09:29New York is my dream destination.
09:31I've always wanted to come here.
09:32Harley and Bree.
09:33Wait, who are they?
09:34Are these two new?
09:35Yep.
09:36And that's not the only casting change.
09:38We're going to New York without him.
09:40Tang and I have never travelled without Dorian.
09:42Where's the third guy?
09:44He's dead.
09:44Hold your horses, it's not that dramatic.
09:46Mum!
09:47Kate!
09:48Dorian's staying back in Oz for a wedding.
09:51Oh, he was getting married.
09:53Sadly, not his.
09:54Oh, what?
09:55He's just ditched the boys.
09:56There's also Matt and Brett.
09:58New York's the Big Apple.
09:59It's where people come to make their dreams come true.
10:01So many people have asked me if I know those two gays on Travel Guides.
10:05Oh, because all the gays know each other.
10:07But you do.
10:08I do.
10:09The token rich couple.
10:10What is around her neck?
10:12A token rich necklace?
10:14We've been to New York a few times before.
10:16You think they fly them first class?
10:18Okay, you right?
10:18Nope.
10:19Nah.
10:20Oh, and don't forget the crowd favourites.
10:22So excited.
10:23Oh, the Friends.
10:24I love the Friends.
10:26Something to sing about in the city is Broadway.
10:29I reckon New York going to Broadway, best thing you could possibly do.
10:33Absolutely fantastic.
10:34Have you done it?
10:36No.
10:36To be fair, the Travel Guides aren't going to the theatre either.
10:40Oh, so they're not doing a Broadway show?
10:41Nah, they're doing this.
10:43Hi, guys.
10:43Oh, hello.
10:44Are you guys interested in coming on the ride?
10:45The ride.
10:46Yeah, sure.
10:47Yeah, come on board.
10:48Oh, sold.
10:49They're like, we'll kidnap you, put you in the back of a van and you pay us to do it.
10:53Tell us the price once you've locked the doors.
10:54Oh, my God, I know exactly what this is.
10:56Oh, it's like one of those glass-bottom boats, except that this bus has windows.
11:00Well, all buses have windows.
11:02I am actually a tourist, believe it or not.
11:05I know I kind of look like a local.
11:07She's talking to us.
11:08Oh, so it's like a show, but on a bus.
11:10Oh, jeez.
11:11They look like everyday civilians.
11:13Oh, no.
11:14Even worse.
11:15Yo, we have any Australians on the bus.
11:17That's shit.
11:18Imagine getting on a bus and they just show you people on the street.
11:21Oh, my God, that guy's doing something.
11:22Oh, no, he's just a homeless person.
11:23He's just on ice.
11:27Okay, I've got it.
11:28I've got the concept.
11:29Oh, no, it's too cringy.
11:33Maybe we're not the target market.
11:35Some people clearly enjoy it.
11:37Actually, quite good value.
11:39It was like 90 bucks each.
11:4090 bucks?
11:41Plus tax, plus tip.
11:42Plus tax.
11:44You got scams.
11:45One of Manhattan's less hectic neighbourhoods is Greenwich Village.
11:49The village is full of creative types.
11:52They say creative, we say weirdos.
11:54What do you do?
11:56I'm writing street poems for people.
11:58Oh, street poems?
12:00This is shit.
12:01Yeah.
12:02Travel guides, they're just going to people busking on the street now.
12:05Can you write a love poem for Jonathan to his wife?
12:08Okay.
12:09What is the thing that you would say drew the two of you together?
12:13Tinder.
12:14Oh, leave him alone.
12:16Don't pick on him.
12:17Let these days be that feast for the soul.
12:20Moments crossing paths, twisting chance into fate.
12:23Mate, can I just tell you, he's giving the exact same love letter to every single person
12:27who's been there.
12:28I'd rather a magnet, to be honest.
12:30It is the worst souvenir I've ever bought.
12:33Are they doing the crap stuff or is New York just this boring?
12:36Oh, come on.
12:37They do have something that might get some people excited.
12:42Yes!
12:43My sphincter's just seized up.
12:45I know I'm gay, but I'm not that gay.
12:46Shit.
12:47The tour of the show's filming locations is a must-do for superfans.
12:52People make money out of anything in New York, don't they?
12:54Iconic sights like the stoop of Carrie's apartment.
12:58Wow, how exciting.
12:59This makes New York City look shit, and it's one of the best cities in the world.
13:02Now it's time for a breather in Central Park.
13:06Heaps of pigeons in there, they pop on your head.
13:08There's only one way to see it all.
13:11We're on the back of a tuk-tuk.
13:12They're doing such shit stuff.
13:14There's an awesome experience to be found at Central Park Lake.
13:20Oh, Jesus.
13:21Of all the cool things that you could do in New York,
13:23and we're on a green lake with two people trying to paddle a boat.
13:27Time to really spice things up.
13:29I'm just hanging for a decent coffee.
13:31Oh, Jesus Christ.
13:32Do you guys do a flat white?
13:34Yes, we do.
13:34God, you're going to New York to have a flat white, you idiot.
13:38On oat milk, please.
13:39Sure.
13:39Oat milk as well.
13:40OK, how about something more traditional?
13:43Vinnie's Pizzeria.
13:44Hi, guys. Welcome in.
13:46What is going on with this bloke's shirt?
13:47Seven bucks.
13:48Seven bucks are pretty good, isn't it?
13:49That'd be a slice.
13:50How do you recommend I eat this?
13:52That's a Chicago pizza.
13:53Oh, my God, this is an abomination.
13:55So what'll they score their holiday out of five stars?
13:59Four stars out of five.
14:01Four stars?
14:02You don't go to America to get a flat white.
14:04Five stars out of five.
14:06They did the worst part of New York and still had the best time ever.
14:09Imagine if you did cool stuff.
14:10I bloody love that show.
14:13I love New York City, but I will not be going there for the next four years.
14:18I mean, I'm gay and Asian.
14:20Pretty sure we'd just get detained at the airport.
14:22All right, mate, guess what?
14:37It is baby-making season.
14:39We're making babies for the next two weeks, buddy.
14:42Not you and me.
14:43Not you and me.
14:44I was going to say, man, I'm not prepared for this.
14:46I knew that was what was going on.
14:48I wouldn't have come over.
14:49Thursday night on SBS, Mark Fennell asked us a very interesting question.
14:54Have you ever thought about taking a DNA test?
14:57Yes, I have.
14:58Well, what if you gathered all your friends and all your neighbours and took one together?
15:03You can find scandals, dirty laundry.
15:06Secret cousins.
15:08Secret children.
15:09You worried there's a little jad out there somewhere?
15:11Yes.
15:12I can imagine it.
15:13Kid knocks on the door.
15:14He's got your fat eyebrows.
15:15Hello, Papa.
15:16It's me, Mario, from your time in Italy.
15:18This is the secret DNA of us.
15:22I think this will be interesting.
15:23We do an ancestry.com as a TV show?
15:26Yeah, pretty much.
15:27This week, I'm uncovering the secrets of Bairnsdale, Victoria.
15:31Bairnsdale?
15:32That's where I was born.
15:33Have you noticed it's all white?
15:35Hiding within your DNA is the secret history of this place.
15:39That's an unusually high number of mullets in Bairnsdale.
15:42They're literally, like, all wearing glasses.
15:44They all kind of look alike, too.
15:45They all look related.
15:46Yeah, but...
15:47I was actually born in Sale.
15:48Who would like to know more about who you are and who you're descended from?
15:52You know why you would do it?
15:53Because you wouldn't have to pay for it.
15:55You'd get your DNA and then follow your history.
15:57DNA?
15:58Isn't that do not research?
16:01Get his DNA and then just kill him off.
16:04We'd like you to fill out a questionnaire about your family history and give us your DNA sample.
16:08I'd love to do this test and find out where we're really from.
16:12I'll be comparing that DNA to what you think's in there and what's actually in there.
16:17What is this?
16:18It's like the process, right?
16:19But it's guess you're an ethnicity.
16:20I'm probably 90% French.
16:22That's hilarious because you also said that your uncle is Michael Jackson.
16:26I went and told everyone that I was related to Michael Jackson.
16:29His name's Michael Jackson.
16:30But it's not THE Michael Jackson.
16:3172% think they might have English heritage.
16:35If they did my DNA, it would be 100% English.
16:38Matt.
16:4045% think they have Scottish.
16:42I'm part of a Scottish tribe called the McTavish tribe.
16:46There's a tribe of like 16 people who are just all into bread.
16:49At least we have hair.
16:50Indian merchants came here following a trade route.
16:53So 6% said Indian.
16:55Namaste, Karimanchas.
16:57Will the town's DNA results match their answers?
17:00You know when Sez and I got married, how excited we were to be purebred Lebanese?
17:05Did you do this test?
17:07No.
17:07Our schnozes and eyebrows said it all.
17:09But the plot twist is that when you do the DNA test, you're going to realise your cousins.
17:13We're then introduced to Bairnsdale local Val.
17:18I need to know who my father was.
17:20She doesn't know who her dad was.
17:23Oh, that's sad.
17:24I know I was adopted.
17:25She knows nothing about her family trait.
17:28And after some DNA testing, it's narrowed down to two matches.
17:32Wow.
17:33George Jr.
17:34And Kevin.
17:35Yeah, she looks like Kevin.
17:36See at the back.
17:37Who do you reckon he looks like?
17:38I don't know.
17:39Maybe me.
17:39They've got the same features.
17:41They haven't got the same haircut.
17:42I reckon Kevin's a dad.
17:43This is like Australia's most hectic game show.
17:46And the winner is Kevin is my father.
17:48I told you, Kevin.
17:49Of course it's Kevin.
17:50It's like looking into a freaking mirror.
17:52These are questions that I've had for all my life.
17:55Wow.
17:56Oh, I'm so happy for that.
17:58Puts a couple of branches on the family tree.
18:00But also, I like that they've tea stained the paper.
18:02It's time to reveal the results of the rest of the town.
18:06Oh, yes.
18:07Let's find out everyone's history.
18:09No, this could hurt a lot of people.
18:11Imagine me being told I'm Lebanese my whole life and then I find out I'm Greek.
18:15I would be very upset.
18:16Do you know what I think?
18:17Not now.
18:18If you have a green wristband, I'd like you to come up and join us here.
18:23So your wristband shows you some geography DNA.
18:27You are all a bit Scottish.
18:30Wow.
18:31Jeez, the Scots like to get around.
18:33Got around?
18:34They never got off their backs.
18:35All of you have Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander DNA.
18:39Hello.
18:40That's auntie now.
18:41This mass DNA result has taken us to all sorts of places.
18:45You all have Indian ethnicity.
18:48Wait.
18:49What?
18:50Indian?
18:51You seem shocked.
18:53That lady's crying about finding out she was Indian.
18:55She was so happy to have some sort of culture in her.
18:58Yeah, she's like, told you I like butter chicken.
19:00And then there's Val, who has spent her whole life searching for a connection.
19:05Is Val related to anyone in the room?
19:08Anthony Mead.
19:09I want happy news for Val.
19:11So at some point, the two of you had a common ancestor.
19:14Oh.
19:14I've got goosebumps.
19:16I hope they haven't hooked up.
19:17Do you two know each other at all?
19:18No.
19:18No.
19:19I've seen her in the bakery a few times.
19:20Your fourth cousins.
19:22Oh.
19:22Wow.
19:23This must be amazing for her.
19:25Who gives a crap?
19:26Fourth cousins aren't that great.
19:28We don't talk to any of us.
19:29How about that?
19:30All the Greeks, we're all cousins.
19:32We're probably cousins.
19:33We're really splitting hairs now, aren't we?
19:34It's exactly what we're doing, mate.
19:36That's how you get DNA.
19:39Next time.
19:40That was so good.
19:41That was an absolutely brilliant show.
19:43It made me think a lot.
19:44We learnt two things.
19:45You need to do the test.
19:47You and your new wife need to do the test to make sure you're not cousins.
19:52Oh, my God, last week when I was in Townsville for work, we were at the airport coming home,
20:04and I thought I'd just have a quick drink before I get on the plane.
20:07Got just a schooner of beer.
20:08Guess how much it cost me?
20:10What?
20:10Just over $18 for a schooner.
20:14So, naturally, I bought two more.
20:17This week on Disney+.
20:19Hey, Glenn!
20:21I love penguins, man.
20:30Do you know, Leanne, the penguins are the only bird that I've never thought about eating?
20:38Bro, what are you doing?
20:41I actually had penguins as a topic when I was a science teacher years ago.
20:46Tell me a fun fact about penguins.
20:48Antarctica?
20:48Nowhere else?
20:49Incorrect.
20:50Your fun fact was wrong.
20:51Penguins can't fly?
20:52They don't have teeth.
20:53Your fun facts are shit.
20:55She's found someone with potential.
20:57Oh, excuse me.
20:58He's melted her.
21:00The next stage of courtship...
21:01Yeah, the public.
21:02They're doing a penguin style.
21:04Oh, they're just...
21:05They're just...
21:06They're just wrestling.
21:07Hello, Mummy.
21:08I love you.
21:09They're both wrestling.
21:10In just two weeks, her first egg.
21:14Two weeks later?
21:15The handover.
21:16It's time for dad to step up so she can go eat.
21:21Oh, so the dad looks after the kid.
21:23Whoa!
21:24About time a man did something.
21:25For six weeks, the father-to-be hasn't eaten or even laid down to sleep.
21:31How good's the male species?
21:33Always just selfless.
21:36Protecting his precious egg.
21:38Look what we do.
21:39Even in penguin world, we're still going above and beyond.
21:43Absolute heroes.
21:44Mm-hmm.
21:44It's minus 54 degrees.
21:48Whoa!
21:49Do you think they're freezing?
21:51Look at him!
21:51He must join 5,000 other fathers.
21:56Oh, my God.
21:58It's one of nature's greatest spectacles.
22:01That is so incredible, man.
22:04Each penguin's feathers act like insulation.
22:07They're sharing the heat.
22:09That's amazing.
22:10The fathers move in waves.
22:12Lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads.
22:15All right, fellas.
22:15Bring it in, boys.
22:16Let's go, fellas.
22:17Let's look after these babies.
22:19It's us versus the wind, boys.
22:21The middle can reach 99 degrees.
22:24Dude, I would want to be the guy right in the middle.
22:28Oh, that sounds so...
22:30That is not what I meant.
22:34Fast forward a few months.
22:36Winter's over.
22:37How cute is a baby penguin?
22:39No matter what the creature,
22:41mummy and daddy take care of their babies.
22:44Well, actually, sometimes mummies and daddies
22:47abandon their children forever.
22:49What?
22:49Although she'll likely never see her parents again.
22:52Oh, no!
22:54It's teeny tiny.
22:55I'm actually surprised the chick that small
22:57has been left alone.
22:59Oh, that's very sad.
23:01Orphaned.
23:02This could not be a show of their dying ones.
23:06Oh!
23:07Looks like it's lonely.
23:12Oh!
23:13That's cold.
23:16That will never survive.
23:18No, it won't.
23:19Miraculously, the tiny chick makes it through the night,
23:22but the storm has taken its toll.
23:25He's struggling to keep up.
23:28Oh!
23:28The chicks leave their friend behind.
23:32Oh!
23:34They left him behind.
23:38Oh, no!
23:39He's not going to make it!
23:40It's happening.
23:44Oh, no.
23:45Oh, I can't watch this.
23:46Is he dying?
23:50Get up.
23:50Oh, my God, get up.
23:51Yes.
23:52Yes.
23:52The little chick isn't finished yet.
23:56Push, push, push.
23:58His friends are in sight.
24:00Go, Pee-wee, go!
24:02He's not going to catch up.
24:02This is one of the all-type stories.
24:08He's back!
24:09He's done it!
24:10Yes!
24:11Together.
24:13Chicks stick together.
24:15Chicks stick together.
24:17Again.
24:18It's like, boys, I was just taking a piss.
24:20What happened?
24:20But there's one final obstacle for the chicks.
24:23No way!
24:30Oh!
24:37Let's go!
24:40Oh, my God.
24:41Let's go!
24:41It's just all flopping in.
24:45That's crazy.
24:46That's unbelievable.
24:48Gee, a few of them could learn a bit better diving technique.
24:50And it's a two from the Russian judge.
24:55That was one of the greatest documentaries, nature-wise, we've ever seen.
25:01Incredible.
25:02The end.
25:05It's the end.
25:06Oh.
25:09Is that the end?
25:11Yeah, it's the end.
25:12Hey, Siri, I want to learn Fijian.
25:31How do you say hello in Fijian?
25:32Hang on, wait.
25:33Hey.
25:34Hang on.
25:36Okay.
25:37Hannah, look at the trick I can do.
25:38How do you say hello in Fijian?
25:40Can you see this?
25:41In Fijian.
25:42Watch, look.
25:44Quick, Anastasia.
25:45Hey, Siri, how do you say hello in Fijian?
25:48Go to the translator.
25:50Just type.
25:51I don't...
25:51He wants you to pay.
25:52I'm not going to pay.
25:54This week on the ABC, we strapped on our thinking caps to watch a new nightly quiz show.
25:59Oh, how's it going?
26:00Hello, I'm Claire Hooper.
26:02Hey, Claire Hooper.
26:03She used to host Make-Off.
26:04Every night, I'll be challenging four celebrity players with a mix of trivia, puzzles, riddles.
26:10Old people would be thruffing this.
26:12I love this.
26:14And this week's players are music presenter, Zan Rowe, former AFL player, Bob Murphy, and
26:19comedians, Geraldine Hickey and Peter Hellyer.
26:22Let's go.
26:23Round one is...
26:25Rhyme time.
26:25The questions in rhyme time come in pairs, and the answers to each pair of questions
26:31rhyme with each other.
26:32What?
26:33We've got to rhyme it.
26:33Here's an example.
26:35We've got...
26:35Toucan.
26:36And a prompt.
26:37Martial arts star, known for Rumble in the Bronx and Rush Hour.
26:41Okay, so that's Jackie Chan.
26:42And the answer would be...
26:44Toucan, Jackie Chan.
26:46I reckon I can play this game.
26:48Here we go.
26:491975 fight between...
26:51Joe Frazier and Muhammad Ali in the Philippines.
26:54Thriller in Manila.
26:55You need to make it rhyme with the second picture.
26:57And this cute creature.
26:59A gorilla.
27:01That's not a gorilla.
27:02It's something iller.
27:03Thriller in Manila Chinchilla.
27:05I told you it was iller.
27:07I was just going to get the chin.
27:09Okay, what's next?
27:10We've got whatever is happening here.
27:12She's throwing up in the dunny, so she's chucking up.
27:14And whatever is happening here.
27:16Chuck, chuck a ball, chuck a chan.
27:18Hurling, curling.
27:19It is...
27:20That's stupid.
27:22I didn't even know hurling was a word.
27:24It's time for our next game.
27:25You complete me.
27:26We are playing it in pairs.
27:28Oh, that's us.
27:29Each question in You Complete Me has a two-word answer.
27:32Finish the sentence.
27:33Let's give a little example.
27:35Which Australian set a world record in 1954
27:38by drinking two and a half pints of ale in 11 seconds?
27:41I might buzz in and say,
27:43Bob, leaving my partner to identify the second word.
27:46Got any ideas?
27:47Bob Hawke.
27:47In 1954?
27:49I've got that one, see?
27:50I know my drinking games.
27:52In 1954?
27:53Yeah, because I broke that record.
27:54Lin-Manuel Miranda is best known for his musical
27:57about which Treasury Secretary of the United States?
28:01Xan.
28:02Alexander?
28:03Bob, can you answer it?
28:05That's an easy one.
28:06Hamilton bruzz.
28:07Popov.
28:08The Russian swimmer?
28:09Popov.
28:10Oh, my God.
28:13What is that?
28:14Alexander Hamilton.
28:15Is it Hamilton?
28:17Told you.
28:17What's the next round?
28:18House rules.
28:20I rule this house.
28:21Before the show,
28:22every player got to nominate a rule.
28:25And in this round,
28:26you're all going to have to follow those rules.
28:29The first rule,
28:30when buzzing,
28:31yell,
28:31me, me, me, pick me.
28:33This is like a drinking game at home.
28:35Ooh.
28:36Which city hosted the 2012 Summer Olympics?
28:38I say you've got to yell,
28:39pick, pick, pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
28:43London.
28:45Yes.
28:45and beautifully obedient.
28:47This is so hard for us.
28:49They were asking stuff that came before our time.
28:51We're going to keep following that rule,
28:52but we're going to add another one in.
28:53Rule before answering,
28:55do your special secret handshake with another player.
28:58Who has a secret handshake?
29:02Golfer Greg Norman is nicknamed after what predatory fish?
29:05Pick me, me, me, because I don't, don't, don't know.
29:08Me, me, me, pick me.
29:09Pick me, pick me, pick me, the shark.
29:11Shark.
29:13The handshake, you dumbo.
29:15He didn't do the secret handshake.
29:17Oh!
29:20Pete got his buzzer first.
29:21Pick me.
29:22Yeah, just give me a little...
29:23The shark.
29:26Great, great white shark.
29:27That was the last question.
29:28Who won?
29:29Sam Rowe.
29:30A round of applause from the crowd.
29:33That's it from House of Games.
29:35Hope to see you back in the house tomorrow.
29:37This is on again tomorrow night.
29:38We're just doing this every night.
29:39No, we won't be seeing you tomorrow.
29:41Good night.
29:42That was fun.
29:43That was really fun.
29:44Really enjoyed that.
29:45You really needed to think playing that show.
29:48That show screams ABC.
29:49Highbrow, low budget.
29:51So last night, I had this pesky little frickin' mosquito.
30:10Yeah.
30:11Annoying me all night.
30:12I hate that.
30:14I laid myself down like this and I left my ear ready for it.
30:19Yeah.
30:19And then as soon as I heard it, I was like...
30:21Yeah.
30:24Bro, did not hear from that little bastard all night.
30:28This week on Max.
30:31Bailin out loud.
30:33Who's Bailin?
30:33My name is Bailin.
30:35I'm 21 years old.
30:37She's like a TikToker, right?
30:38She's got a big following.
30:39Bailin's a little bit different from the average influencer.
30:41I have Tourette's Syndrome.
30:42In a little baby weenie.
30:44What are you saying for?
30:45Tourette's Syndrome.
30:46Stupid.
30:46It's a vocal tic, so you have no control over what you say.
30:50I've got chronic tic disorder and I've got physical tics,
30:52but because I don't have the vocal, I'm not classified as Tourette's.
30:56When I get the urge to tic, it feels like my skin is crawling
31:00and it's very, very itchy.
31:02Rage.
31:03After I do the tic or release the tic, the urge goes away.
31:06So when I do my physical tics, it's like if I hold off doing the tic,
31:10I feel like my body's going to explode.
31:12Interesting.
31:13Like, so it's almost like a sneeze.
31:14I also have obsessive compulsive disorder.
31:17Oh, and she's OCD.
31:18That's me.
31:20OCD with chronic tic disorder.
31:22It's a lovely little combination.
31:26I've got to do it two more times.
31:28Oh my gosh.
31:29I can't know.
31:30Threes.
31:31Just threes.
31:32That would kill me because mine has to be even.
31:34There must be something they can do for this syndrome.
31:37There is no cure for Tourette's Syndrome.
31:40There is only ways to lessen your symptoms.
31:43It's got to be so difficult.
31:45It'd be awful to not feel like you're in full control of your body all the time.
31:49Especially if we went in and people don't know you.
31:51But you're on biscuit, fat ass.
31:52I think the fact that she's sharing this is so good because when I grew up,
31:56no one around me had any tics.
31:59My number one goal is to move out of my parents' house.
32:03Good on you, girl.
32:05That's cool.
32:05Yeah, she's 21.
32:06She doesn't want to be living at home still.
32:08No way.
32:08Holly's here like verging on 26, being like, I'm not going anywhere, guys.
32:13There you go.
32:14Just slip it.
32:15There you go.
32:15Yeah, stupid.
32:16Shit.
32:17That's dangerous.
32:18The kitchen is the danger zone for Belen.
32:21We're going to blame.
32:22Oh my God.
32:23Tough with the tics.
32:24Cooking over like flames.
32:26Yeah, roast the marshmallows.
32:28This thing, how's she going to live on her own when she can't cook?
32:31Like, she'll hurt herself.
32:33We definitely want to help her get there, but it's an emotional dance.
32:36I'd be so stressful for the parents.
32:38Oh, yeah.
32:38Every mother wants to protect their child, but at some point, they're going to have to let them go.
32:44I'm getting ready to go on a date with Colin.
32:46He is my boyfriend.
32:48Oh, she's got a boyfriend.
32:49Good on her.
32:50So I'm going to assume her boyfriend knows that she has these conditions.
32:53In the beginning, it was a little weird, but Belen has the biggest heart, and I love her for her.
33:01Oh, isn't that nice?
33:02The pillow talk would be interesting.
33:04Do you ever tick?
33:06Oh, gosh.
33:07I know where this is going.
33:09Do you want to yell or be an internet?
33:11Of course that's coming up.
33:14This is what you've been wondering.
33:15Well, like, I'd like to know.
33:17Do you guys like a demonstration?
33:19I love this chick.
33:23She does not tick when we are intimate.
33:26That's interesting, isn't it?
33:27You know how people don't tick when they sing?
33:29Yeah.
33:29Or people don't tick when they play sport?
33:31She doesn't tick when she's intimate.
33:34Oh, this is cute.
33:36Something that I've kind of, like, struggled with is knowing when to step in and say something when we're out in public.
33:42Sorry.
33:43Belen is not a confrontational person.
33:45Yeah, that's important.
33:47This guy's freaking amazing.
33:48Her boyfriend's great.
33:49I am in the United States Air Force.
33:52He's in the military.
33:53And I have a relocation coming up here in a couple months.
33:56So, how's that going to affect them?
33:58Makes it kind of tough.
34:00I could end up anywhere.
34:01In the country or overseas.
34:03Oh, no.
34:05I want him to leave.
34:08Oh.
34:09Love.
34:09I wish that he wasn't in the military sometimes, but, like, does his job.
34:16Oh, Belen.
34:17Hang in there, baby.
34:18It's, like, my medicine.
34:22He is my medicine.
34:24No.
34:25Oh, that's beautiful.
34:26I hope he's not reposted somewhere else.
34:29I don't know if it's news about my job.
34:32Yeah.
34:33Is it good news or bad news?
34:34Please be good news.
34:36No, it's news.
34:37I'll tell you in person.
34:38Oh.
34:40If he's not going to tell you it's good news or bad news, it's bad news.
34:43Why are you going to tell her that?
34:44Like, I don't want to know, but I want to know.
34:49This is just going to set her off.
34:51God, no.
34:52Mm-hmm.
34:53Far out.
34:54Come on, Colin.
34:55Like, you know what triggers are.
34:57I hope they don't break up.
35:01That was eye-opening.
35:02That's a frickin' amazing show.
35:05I know.
35:05I loved it.
35:06Like, I haven't seen a show, like a reality show, with someone who's got tics.
35:10I want to watch more of it, but I don't know if it's going to set my tics off.
35:13Beautiful.
35:29Look at that.
35:30I love when you make my food and actually feed me with it.
35:34Might have got oil on them.
35:35Yeah, a little bit of olive oil.
35:36Oh, he's given us stuff with oil on the...
35:38Move from the couch.
35:39Are you an idiot?
35:40This week on Max, we watch the highly anticipated premiere of the second season of...
35:48The Last of Us.
35:50This is such a brilliant show.
35:52It's like The Walking Dead.
35:53It's the same kind of thing.
35:54There's no such thing as walking dead people, Keith.
35:56Haven't you seen Colin?
35:57What's a porters?
35:59Okay, you're doing the Alpine run.
36:01We've got reports of strays, so be careful when you get into the town.
36:04Understood?
36:05So what happens in this?
36:06I need a recap.
36:07So there's a zombie apocalypse.
36:09Understood.
36:10That's Ali, the main character.
36:12Okay, Alpine run, moving out.
36:14Ali has been bitten by one of these infected zombies, which means obviously she's going to turn,
36:20but she's immune.
36:21She's hiding that she's immune, right?
36:23She is, and the zombies are still at large.
36:26So are you going tonight?
36:27Yes, I'm going.
36:29Taking anyone?
36:31Mm, you sense a little bit of a crush?
36:32Tell you what, you can go with me.
36:35Yeah.
36:35I am sensing a love story.
36:37Right, yes, thank you.
36:38Do we actually get to see zombies in this or not?
36:40Yes, bro.
36:41Unless I've seen one, I'm not going to believe there's, oh no, some of you are old friends
36:45from work.
36:46They're a bit creepy looking.
36:47Oh, there you are, there's one.
36:50That's the infected, Dad.
36:51That's a bad infected.
36:53How many infected does it take to bring down a bear?
36:55This ain't just going to be a friendly patrol.
36:57Hey, can we go back now, please?
36:59Yeah, definitely go back.
37:00Definitely go back.
37:00I have a feeling something bad's going to happen.
37:03Hey, come on.
37:04Rule.
37:05Are they going to go inside the building?
37:07Stupid idea.
37:08Okay.
37:09They always make such bad decisions.
37:11People that make bad decisions shouldn't have made it this far in a zombie apocalypse.
37:16Oh, God, that's not good.
37:18Uh-oh.
37:18Oh, no.
37:20Oh, no.
37:21Oh, no.
37:21Oh, no.
37:22Oh, no.
37:28Oh, my God.
37:35What is that thing?
37:37That's a mushroom head.
37:39They look like she take mushrooms.
37:42No.
37:43There's more.
37:44Don't celebrate.
37:44There's more.
37:45Too much talk.
37:46Before we leave, you've got to check out the employer.
37:48Ah!
37:51Whoa!
37:52Ellie!
37:53Don't yell.
37:54Nothing's broken.
37:56Stop talking and look around.
37:57Stay put.
37:58Yep, not going to happen.
37:59When has anyone in any movie who's been told to stay put ever stayed put?
38:05Oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:07What's that?
38:08I don't know, but I torture shit.
38:09You're going to mess with darkness.
38:12Oh, what was that?
38:15Dog, dog, dog.
38:16No, I think it's a person.
38:19Or was a person.
38:20Behind you, Ellie.
38:21Behind you.
38:24Oh.
38:25What the hell is it?
38:26That looks like our kids after they've had bolognese.
38:29Turn around.
38:30Turn around.
38:30Turn around.
38:32Oh, she missed it.
38:33Where'd it go?
38:35Oh.
38:35Got it from the side.
38:39She got bit.
38:40She's got bit.
38:42No way.
38:44Yep, she's bitten.
38:45She got bitten by an infected.
38:46Yeah, I mean, they make some mistakes.
38:48Literally live their life.
38:49You okay?
38:50Yeah.
38:51Now she's got to hide it, because no one's supposed to know that she's immune.
38:54That's right.
38:54And now Ellie is off to a New Year's Eve party.
38:57They are under threat from zombies, and they're partying.
39:01Come on.
39:01Let's go.
39:02Ah, you catching the feels?
39:04She's making a move.
39:05The old put the arm around a bit more trick.
39:07Oh, la la.
39:08She's such a tease.
39:09No, she's not a tease.
39:10She's not a tease?
39:11Oh, she's going to stick it in.
39:14Yes.
39:14She is into it.
39:15Too young, la birds.
39:18You better be careful.
39:19She's going to turn into a zombie.
39:20True.
39:21Could be like herpes.
39:23Stop watching, you creep.
39:24Everyone's debbie.
39:25Jake's.
39:26Uh-oh.
39:28Oh, here he comes.
39:30Are you okay?
39:31And here's Joel.
39:32Oh, Pedro Pascal.
39:33I think Pedro Pascal is so hot.
39:35So does the internet, Jared.
39:37Oh, well, they can get the lion.
39:39What is wrong with you?
39:40What?
39:41That was the Joel's fault.
39:42She's a bit of a troubled child.
39:44Well, that's the least of her worries, because...
39:47Oh.
39:47Oh, my God.
39:48That's the new strain of the infection.
39:51Wow.
39:53It's all starting again.
39:54Yeah.
39:54Yes.
39:57First ep, hooked.
39:59Hooked.
40:00Hooked.
40:00It's like a mix of, like, a Spaghetti Western with Game of Thrones.
40:04Yeah.
40:05I like it.
40:07I like it.
40:23At the Del Pachitras in Sydney, Ace the Husky is still in training.
40:28No, no.
40:28Sit.
40:29Sit.
40:29Sit.
40:29I stopped biting my bum.
40:31Do I look like a cheeseburger?
40:34Yeah.
40:35Wednesday night on Channel 10.
40:37Oh.
40:38No, I see.
40:39Dog house is on.
40:41Let's go.
40:42Your challenge is to stay on this couch the whole time.
40:46You're not allowed to jump off and attack the TV.
40:49Milo, that's your challenge too.
40:51Oh.
40:52Joe and Ashley are on the search for a dog that fits right into their young family.
40:56Rottweiler.
40:57Dad.
40:57Oh my God, these kids are so cute.
41:00I have a background in education, so we're homeschooling.
41:03Uh-oh.
41:03You're homeschooling kids and you're going to add a dog in the mix.
41:06That's a lot of effort.
41:07I'm not opposed to homeschooling.
41:10Your kids wouldn't learn much.
41:12The most rewarding thing about homeschooling the kids is...
41:16Not having to pay school fees.
41:18But, I mean, I've got the luxury of getting up and going to work, whereas Ash has them
41:21all the time.
41:22So get mum a dog.
41:23She's really going to have no time to herself.
41:25Small dog.
41:26They're going to get like a little wussy covertle.
41:29We do have Commando.
41:32That is not listening to the brief at all.
41:35I remember Commando.
41:37Yep.
41:37Commando was rejected earlier this season for his more well-behaved sister, Alexis.
41:42They're trying to get rid of Commando.
41:43Yeah, they are.
41:44Could you imagine the two boys plus Commando?
41:47Dad's off at work.
41:48Well, for some reason, the experts couldn't, so...
41:51This is Commando.
41:52Oh, they love him.
41:54Okay, short time, Commando.
41:56He may be a little bit timid at first.
41:58He doesn't look timid to me.
42:00Don't be too crazy, Commando.
42:02They need a calm dog.
42:03Oh, there we go.
42:04He really likes the kids, though, doesn't he?
42:06Oh, are you okay?
42:08Oh, he just scratched him in the face.
42:10Down, down, down, down, down.
42:11Amanda, chill out.
42:13He's a lot bigger than you guys.
42:14Oh, careful.
42:15Oh, Commando.
42:16Jesus, brother.
42:16You're right, honey.
42:17You're right, buddy.
42:17I'll take him.
42:18Oh, okay.
42:20He says sorry.
42:21Yeah, he's so excited.
42:23The kids throughout school, they know how to handle this kind of behaviour.
42:25Swap the child for the dog.
42:27Take the dog home.
42:28That could be a deal breaker.
42:29Could be a deal breaker?
42:31The kid's been knocked down seven times.
42:33Matt has brought his mum, Marianne, to AWL, hoping to fill her empty nest with a new
42:39canine friend.
42:40Have we got a dog for you?
42:42Name's Commando.
42:43She lives alive, so having someone there to keep her company, I think, will give her so
42:47much purpose.
42:48It's another way of saying I don't have to visit mum as much.
42:50Do you have a particular age range, um, you know, a puppy to about three or four?
42:57Yeah, she wants a young dog.
42:58I was thinking Meg.
43:00Oh!
43:01A cavalier!
43:03How old's Meg?
43:03She's seven.
43:05She may be hard of hearing with some missing teeth.
43:08I want a younger dog.
43:10They're giving her a dog missing teeth at seven years old.
43:12They've all been homeschooled too.
43:15This is Meg.
43:16Hi!
43:16Oh, my God.
43:17She is gorgeous.
43:18She'll fall in love straight away, I reckon.
43:20Meg!
43:21Come here, honey.
43:21Oh, no.
43:23Oh, stop.
43:26Oh, I don't know about this.
43:28That barking and she's seven years old, that's not promising.
43:32Oh, sweetheart.
43:33Meg's like, get me out of here.
43:35Get me out of here.
43:35Not with her.
43:36She's crazy.
43:37Come here.
43:38Come here.
43:39Good girl.
43:40Oh.
43:41That's it, baby.
43:42This took a minute to warm up.
43:44There you go, baby girl.
43:45What do you think, Mum?
43:46I mean, I'm just worried about her barking.
43:50Yeah, but dogs bark.
43:50Yeah, but Mum, dogs bark.
43:51Don't worry, that'll be fine.
43:52No worries.
43:52Let's get the dog.
43:54Sometime later.
43:55Let's see which ones went home with their families.
43:59This is the homeschoolers.
44:01Where do you want to eat this?
44:02Oh, they've got chickens.
44:03No, it's not good.
44:04We decided that we wanted to bring Commando home.
44:07Even though he knocked the kid over, they still brought him home.
44:10The young one looks terrified.
44:11His name's now Django.
44:12Come here.
44:13Come here.
44:13Come here.
44:14There he is.
44:15What a good-looking dog.
44:16Now they've got three less chickens.
44:19He's running away from me.
44:20He's literally running away from the dog.
44:22And at Mary-Anne's place.
44:23Did they get Meg?
44:24Meg was gorgeous.
44:25But?
44:26She started barking and scratching at the door because I live in an apartment.
44:30I don't know whether the neighbours would complain.
44:33Oh, no.
44:34No dog.
44:35I discussed it with Matthew and I said I'm taking her home.
44:40Oh.
44:41But when I thought more about it, stuff the neighbours.
44:44I've also changed her name to Zoe.
44:46Zoe?
44:46Zoe!
44:46She's renamed her at seven.
44:49And she's shaved her as well.
44:51Imagine you turn 50 and someone goes, you're now Gary and I'm shaving you.
44:55Yeah, she's my little angel.
44:57Oh my God.
44:59She is in her heaven.
45:01This will be me.
45:02Like, my kids will be all grown up.
45:04And I'm just going to be like, I just want someone to, like, cuddle and look after and
45:08nurture, like, my little baby again.
45:11Where am I?
45:12Near somewhere.
45:15Oh, that was a successful episode.
45:17You love that show?
45:18It's nice.
45:19Are you going to get a dog?
45:20No.
45:21What's that smell?
45:22Oh.
45:23Did Ace bark?
45:24Yeah, I think he did.
45:26Oh, my God.
45:27Yuck.
45:28Well, that's it from us for now.
45:32Night, Jack.
45:32Good night, guys.
45:33I got it.
45:34Good night.
45:34Say good night, Jack.
45:35All right, let's go.
45:36Good night.
45:38Oh, shit.
45:40I'm a strong boy.
45:41Aren't you?
45:41We'll see you back on the couch later in the year.
45:44Let's go.
45:44I've got to go and take my tan off.
45:46You and your...