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  • 4/24/2025
Tom and Jerry is a classic animated series created by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera. It features the comedic rivalry between Tom, a mischievous cat, and Jerry, a clever mouse. The show is known for its slapstick humor, where Tom relentlessly tries to catch Jerry, but the mouse always outsmarts him, often leading to humorous and chaotic situations. With minimal dialogue, the series relies on physical comedy, lively chases, and clever antics to entertain audiences of all ages. Over the years, Tom and Jerry has become one of the most iconic and beloved cartoons in animation history.

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Transcript
00:00Hi, folks.
00:30The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show.
01:00Mmm, beautiful if I do say so myself.
01:18That's the baddest.
01:22Hello, Barney.
01:24What are you reading?
01:26Uh, a book about flying.
01:28Did you learn anything?
01:34That zonks me.
01:36Totally zonks me.
01:40After all that, all I can say is, here's Tom and Jerry.
01:46Thank you, Hilda, for watching Little Junior while I do some shopping.
01:58I'll be back after lunch.
02:00No sweat.
02:02Now for some decent quiet.
02:04And a little shut-eye.
02:14What?
02:16Gotta have some quiet around here.
02:22Oh, drop your phone hole.
02:24Oh, here you go.
02:26Cute-seekoo.
02:28There now.
02:30Everybody's happy.
02:32Oh.
02:34Quiet!
02:35You meaty cat!
02:36Quiet!
02:37Quiet!
02:38Quiet!
02:39You got it, Muddy!
02:40What a nice one.
02:41Elfee!
02:42Hey!
02:43I like it.
02:44Oh.
02:45Hey, man.
02:46I like it.
02:47There it is.
02:48Come on.
02:49I like it.
02:50I need one.
02:52Just like it.
02:53So we have to die.
02:55We need to die the way.
02:56We need to die.
02:57We need to die.
02:58We need to die.
02:59We need to die.
03:00I know the lady.
03:01Okay, let's go.
03:30Lord, Billy, who woke me up?
03:34From now on, I'm holding you completely responsible.
03:37I hear so much as a pin drop.
03:40You're gonna be the first cat to walk on Mars.
03:45You got it, buddy.
04:00You got it, buddy.
04:30You got it, buddy.
05:00You got it.
05:02You got it.
05:07You got it.
05:09You got it.
05:12Wow, wow, wow!
05:42Oh, wow, wow!
06:12Oh, my God.
06:42I hear so much as a pin drop.
07:04You're going to be the first cat to walk on Mars.
07:12That did it, cat.
07:16I got woke up out of my beauty sleep.
07:24Why are you going to do it all?
07:26Why are you going to do it all?
07:38Why are you going to do it all?
07:42Why are you going to do it all?
07:48Attention, attention, the workman who owns the chocolate brown and tomato red automobile
07:54with the tangerine and plum interior, your car has been eaten.
07:59I'd rather watch me in my next adventure.
08:18In the annals of courage and dependability, there are none so brave and bold as the trusty St. Bernard dogs,
08:35who for centuries have come to the aid of stranded travelers in the Swiss Alps.
08:42This is where they train the rescue dogs.
08:45You can complete this demanding course, but anyone can apply.
08:51I hope this is the right place.
08:55And we do mean anyone.
09:02Pardon me, chum.
09:04Can you spare a dime?
09:05Oh, certainly, poor soul.
09:08Wow, look at that!
09:14I mean, isn't that a lot of money to carry around with you?
09:18I've brought all of my life savings to enroll in this school for rescue dogs.
09:25Here's your dime, sir.
09:27Oh, then you're one of the new trainees.
09:31How fortunate that we should chance to meet.
09:35Do you work here?
09:36Work here?
09:37Why, I run the joint.
09:39I mean, the training facility.
09:42In fact, since you're such a bright young fella,
09:45I'm going to personally supervise your program.
09:49At no extra charge, of course.
09:52Don't we go in there?
09:54Oh, that's just the officers.
09:56I can tell you want to get right to the training.
09:59See the baby goat way up on top of that mountain?
10:09Rescue that baby goat and bring him back here.
10:11That's the last we'll see of him.
10:19What next?
10:22What?
10:23Give me that.
10:26This is going to be tougher than I figured.
10:28This next exercise is to see if you can forage for food in the wild.
10:42Sit here in this chair and catch as many fish as you can.
10:46How am I doing, Peach?
11:08What?
11:09Oh, sure, kid.
11:12You're doing fine.
11:13Fine.
11:16Choo!
11:17Gesundheit.
11:20Now we're going to play a little game
11:22to see how well you can find people who are lost.
11:25You see that mountain?
11:26I'm going to go hide on that mountain.
11:29You hide your eyes and count to ten,
11:31and then go over there and try to find me, okay?
11:34Get set, go!
11:37One, two, three...
11:43Achoo!
11:49Nine, ten.
11:51Wow!
11:52Tag, you're it.
11:56Achoo!
11:58Gesundheit.
12:04Shhh.
12:06This here is Avalanche Mountain.
12:08Climb to the top as if you were rescuing somebody.
12:11But don't make a sound,
12:13or you'll start an avalanche.
12:15Me?
12:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:41Get out!
12:42Hee hee hee!
13:12Howdy, bub!
13:19Ahhh! You again!
13:22Look, here's your money. Just let me out of here!
13:27Anything you say, bub.
13:42My first rescue!
14:00Hee hee hee hee hee hee!
14:03I'm not very artistic, but I'm very fast.
14:18You may not notice it, but I'm laughing hysterically.
14:24You can't use that on land.
14:26Shhh! I know that, but the boats don't.
14:29After that joke, I'm no longer laughing hysterically inside.
14:34Maybe Tom and Jerry can make me laugh again.
14:37I hope so.
14:40I hope so.
14:59Come on, Spike. Let's get going.
15:01Everything's almost packed and I'm raring to go.
15:04Ruff, ruff, ruff.
15:06I hate to go on this surf fishing trip, son.
15:09Actually, I hate to fish.
15:11But it's part of a good master and dog relationship.
15:15Understand?
15:17Now listen up, pussycat, and pay close attention.
15:21I'm gonna be gone for the afternoon.
15:23I watch you to puppy-sit my son while I'm gone.
15:26If everything is hunky-dory when I get back,
15:29I'll bring you a big, fat fish.
15:32If not, I'll use you for bait for my next trip.
15:36Come on, son.
15:42Give your daddy a big hug goodbye.
15:48What was that?
15:51Ah, that's better.
15:53So long, son.
16:06Ah, that's better.
16:09Oh, honey.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Ah, oh, oh.
16:21Ah, oh, oh, oh.
16:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:31I don't know.
20:01hello son have you been a good dog ah that's good here's the fish i told you i'd bring back
20:21pussycat
20:26bon appetit
20:51so
21:09you

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