Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a pilot who was suffering from some intense diarrhea for an entire flight and it lead to an emergency landing by the co-pilot.
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00:00what caused chaos in the skies diarrhea if you must know wow if we must know and we do
00:15an easy jet pilot was forced to make an emergency landing at edinburgh airport
00:21as the pilot was stuck on the toilet with diarrhea
00:27you know the crazy thing about diarrhea is that generally
00:31after a certain amount of time like you're good not like a full flight of just let's see
00:39like was he eating the whole time ate something really bad or something it had to be right the
00:45easy jet flight was approaching the airport in the early hours of the morning flying from greece
00:50to the scottish capital an alert was issued on approach requesting an emergency landing
00:59diarrhea
01:00i wondered if you could notice anything when he was making his announcement i think it wasn't even
01:18him it was just the other guy yeah but beforehand right because maybe when it starts you know
01:23they're like oh you hear that we reached three thirty thousand feet a little bit
01:30oh i don't is that the pilot that's an alarming noise
01:40is there a whale on the plane
01:44sounds like someone's stomach but that can't be it
01:51oh god oh god somebody raping cookie monster
01:55so they issued this alert requesting an emergency landing the first officer had to take control of the
02:03plane about 120 in the morning
02:06yes
02:07i can't even imagine i'm the pilot i have to tell i'm the captain like take over i'm the captain now
02:16yeah the pilot entered the plane's toilet and did not come out until it had landed
02:21he needs uh some amodium or something right you gotta fly with some emergency stuff
02:26the james diarrhea pack he needs
02:29easy jet confirmed that the first officer did have to land the plane
02:33passenger said it was crazy the captain ran into the toilet and didn't come out
02:40the plane was met on the runway by five fire trucks and two ambulances how embarrassing
02:46so embarrassing how embarrassing doesn't happen often because it would make news every time
02:51i know it would make you feel like you got like a really important ass
02:54he does he did that day that day he did
02:58uh the very young looking co-pilot
03:01announced that the emergency response was due to the captain becoming quite ill
03:07with stomach issues what was it
03:11diarrhea if you must know
03:14an emergency crew came on board to see if they could help the captain in the toilet
03:22you can imagine an emergency crew showing up and like what do they have with them like for diarrhea
03:27what can they do for diarrhea you guys got some extra strength wipes
03:30it's like dehydrated dehydrated oh yeah they gotta hook up an iv right to them but the second they do that at all
03:37it all comes out come on
03:39that's so embarrassing i would stay in the toilet too
03:42i understand you know like you're like i'll let everyone get off this plane before i leave this toilet
03:47yeah there's no way to cover up a whole flight's worth of diarrhea noises
03:54it smells oh man oh my god
03:58it's right there yeah right they don't have their own private bathroom
04:01no he ran
04:03could have been vomiting too
04:05oh what do you do in that situation well i've been there
04:09okay but on a plane i don't know maybe the sink maybe the sink is close enough i just can't
04:16have you seen those tiny little sinks no i'd never go in there
04:18and it couldn't suck anything down
04:20it can barely get the water down
04:21no in your
04:23you'd have to try and get it in the that little opening for the garbage can
04:26they have those bags right
04:28oh i maybe that
04:29do they have them in the bathroom
04:30probably not
04:30i haven't seen them in the bathroom
04:32i don't know
04:32i don't know
04:33i'm aiming for the sink
04:34do they even have them anymore i don't think i've seen them
04:36yeah you do
04:37in the seat
04:38in your seat back
04:38okay
04:39just follow the bag still
04:40i guess i haven't touched that area in a long time
04:44wanna like because if i fly now i'm not touching that
04:48oh that's a good point someone said you know what if the pilot didn't come back out until after the plane landed he definitely crapped his pants
04:54that's probably why he was stuck in there right like he's he's crapped himself
04:59you can't go into back into the cockpit
05:02you can't
05:03you can't go into the cockpit
05:04with crap in your pants
05:05no
05:06how horrible is that gonna be for the rest of the flight
05:08and you can't just throw it away on a plane cause that would just smell so bad
05:11what do you do come out naked from the waist down
05:14no what i'm saying is like even if it was just in your underwear
05:16like if it was contained
05:18you um
05:19it's pretty alarming to see your pilot in his underwear go back into the
05:24where you fly
05:25well to me you take off you take them off and then put your put your just your pilot pants back on but oh my god but i no they can't they wouldn't be contained diarrhea wouldn't be contained i know i know i know you need an extra pair of pilot pants to bring with you i guess you do all the flight attendant
05:43i don't know all those things ah you know yeah get my bag julie julie can you grab my extra pants
05:50oh it's a yeah code brown yeah they probably have extra pants i'd assume
05:55i don't know i'm not sure this can't be the first case of pilot diarrhea diarrhea
06:00they've had it's definitely not it's definitely not
06:03but hopefully i mean generally it doesn't incapacitate you where you're stuck in the bathroom
06:07right yeah you poop and you get back maybe you got to poop again
06:10do you think the change of elevation to
06:13like causes um some kind of stomach
06:17like the gas inside of your stomach to maybe expand and
06:22shoot it out it would be more violent
06:24like you don't have a
06:26honestly i feel for them because it's so embarrassing whenever a pilot goes to the bathroom it's a big deal
06:31you know they push that little cart in front they got us no one can walk up to go to the bathroom
06:36everyone knows when someone from the cockpit is going to the bathroom
06:40usually just to pee
06:41right but if you're in there for a while everyone would be like well he's taking quite a gump
06:46yeah because you're taking up the bathroom
06:48right no one can go because you're in there
06:50yeah
06:50he must have been in there just dying of embarrassment
06:54well or in just poopy pants
06:56well yeah
06:57which is also terrible
06:58uh a pilot said uh incapacitation is serious no matter what the cause but i have to tell you
07:03living on the road
07:03diarrhea happens all the time
07:06we know it
07:08you're not alone
07:10i don't even live on the road and i got diarrhea happening all the time
07:14and i'm not a pilot
07:16just a radio guy with diarrhea
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