WRAT's Favorite S#!t On The Show - 2/28/25
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00:00all right it's time for our favorite on the show gods and we had a ton of it this week if you ask
00:08me a lot a lot to do so we got a favorite phone call we're gonna uh we have uh we might have to
00:14skip favorite text well we'll uh favorite no sweat news story and we're gonna try something
00:20new today the am show air check beautiful where we uh self-critique it's important you can't get
00:27better in this world if you don't try to get better somebody's got to keep you balanced there
00:32what do you want to want to start with favorite phone call favorite phone call this week i mean
00:37i think you'll agree with me on this one it has to be our boy drunken rob trying to tell me that a beer
00:44won't go flat overnight if you put a metal utensil in there gosh this is this is the key to uh drinking
00:50okay if you have a beer right and it's late and overnight which i have now you put a metal
00:57knife or fork or spoon and it and you leave it there but before you before you know before you
01:05uh pass out and then when you wake up you take the knife out and you got a beer that's not flat anymore
01:12it won't be flat it some with the metal makes it uh okay and it you know it's tasting pretty good
01:19right now so that's what rob does when he can't finish his beer he sticks a fork in it
01:24and then and then he says it's still fizzy in the morning uh now we asked you to try this
01:33correct uh the next morning which meant you had to drink at five o'clock in the morning yes yes and
01:43the outcome was it was flat as hell that beer so drunken rob thank you for being full of
01:50on the show yeah it didn't work no didn't work did not work at all but to close up the phone call
01:58we did it we did have fun with god or with rob wait a minute wait a minute you put a fork in your
02:06beer and you just let it sit overnight it it still is fizzy in the morning right it sounds flat
02:14how how many times have you poked yourself in the eye rob
02:18i was wondering why you were wearing that eye patch that one time we saw you
02:27and how did you come to find out this knowledge here drunken rob oh okay my my sister told me i
02:36don't know where she's learned it from that kind of got into got into the weeds when we got into the
02:41sister and so forth yeah it sounds like his whole family tree is just a mess
02:45i don't think we're in uh i don't even think we're at bush level here absolutely it's not a family tree
02:53it's not a family bush what's smaller than a bush it's a sapling it's family sapling but we love you
03:01rob we do we do love rob and it's a pleasure to have him call uh although i believe we got a text
03:08message from a woman who said hey we love the show but it's time to put a fork and rob yes yeah
03:13yeah there was that i'm glad she didn't say a knife she just stuck up the fork you know what did you
03:19like for favorite uh no sweat news story this week uh gots man we had a bunch of them this week that
03:25were just really head scratchers but i gotta go with the one because florida being the capital of
03:31no sweat news where the woman spray painted what she thought was her ex-boyfriend's car
03:36and turned out it wasn't his his car i got a picture at right right now we'll show it but there's
03:44the car 18 year old girl is angry at her ex-husband ex ex-boyfriend and she took a yellow spray paint to a
03:55black car but it was not her boyfriend's car oopsie daisy there honey causing five thousand dollars
04:02worth of damage mind you yeah that i was my favorite too that was clearly clearly my favorite
04:08move over florida man florida woman has something to say that's right that is correct thank you florida
04:16for making the no sweat news very special this week that was good all right so it's time for the new bit
04:21this is the uh bit that we're calling am show air check in the radio business the program director
04:28sits you down and you um you know get some constructive criticism from the program director
04:33based on your on-air performance so we're gonna pull a little part to the show and then uh we'll uh
04:40this was from earlier in the week when we did local news okay because that's very important local
04:46news is important it is uh to us to to the gots yes very and a massage parlor owner has been arrested
04:55for prostitution turn my mic off right now this is uh morris county it's oh yeah you're safe guys
05:04go on with the story you're safe cops arrested soon bang after raiding the oasis spa on route 10
05:14in denville wow wait a minute her name is what again um the woman in charge of the massage parlor's name
05:26was soon bang yeah because when you went there you soon got large amounts of cash on the present
05:37that's awesome you're welcome where was that place uh denville yeah yeah denville but i mean no
05:46what's the actual address i gotta put this in my computer well they closed it god damn it okay yeah
05:52so uh yeah i don't know that i have any constructive criticism for us yeah i mean
06:00you know it kind of it kind of um unraveled and it unraveled a bit after that to be honest with you
06:10uh we should probably work on trying to keep it together if we can yeah that's we got the celebrity
06:17police blider ninja report in a few minutes the uh quick check of the roads in about nine seconds
06:23i think i know where a cousin made me bang i was married to a never gonna bang i remember that
06:31i love it i love it that's terrible quick check of the roads right to denville um are we done with
06:41the soon bang i think we're i think we're probably at the end of that at the end of that pier yeah yeah
06:46we're done yeah we're done i think we have concert tickets feel free to chime in or text in at seven
06:53three two six eight one thirty eight ninety so yeah we didn't really keep it together towards the end
06:58of the call yeah we gotta stick it a little bit more tighter man we gotta say you know you gotta
07:03come together like a crab's ass you know that's gotta be watertight not when we're talking prostitution
07:08guys well there is that not crabs nor ass okay i'm not looking to have to go to the doctor after the
07:14show yeah it got even a little worse when i had to read the sponsor you remember a wawa's five
07:20dollar big breakfast deal yeah i can't i can't the big breakfast deal oh hey is that a big breakfast
07:37oh see wow we really have to keep it together all right we're gonna so that's uh i think our
07:51outcome here from the am show air check is gotta try to keep it together we are definitely trying i
07:57don't know how well it's gonna work but i'm trying i mean you gotta give me something for effort here
08:01as long as the checks don't bounce we'll keep trying that's our favorite shit on the show
08:06uh what do you want to do no sweat news quiz next week i've been thinking about this and you know
08:13since it is the saint patrick's day season how about we do some dropkick murphys
08:19i don't know that we have them well i talk about keeping stuff together here
08:25yeah you can tell we didn't really script this
08:28we may if we have them we'll do them okay okay i know we're giving away uh dropkick murphy's tickets
08:38at the ocean county parade when jimmy steel's broadcasting live from hooks i know that perfect
08:44that i've heard perfect i like to hear that oh that's our favorite on the show this week we'll see you
08:49later