WRAT's Favorite S#!t On The Show - 1/31/25
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00:00Hey, it's Carlin Gotts, and this is our favorite s*** on the show this week.
00:07There was tons of it this week, let me tell you.
00:10Lots to shovel this week on the morning rat race.
00:14Sometimes I felt like I was going right into the tide with it, you know?
00:18All right, Gotts' favorite s*** on the show.
00:20What did you like in the No Sweat News this week, Gotts?
00:21This week with the No Sweat News, how about that principal who threw a kegger for the
00:27elementary students right there in his own backyard?
00:30More than 100 students down here in Cocoa Beach, Florida.
00:33Florida, well represented.
00:36Cocoa Beach is beautiful.
00:38It's right just south of Cape Canaveral.
00:40Yeah, it's gorgeous.
00:41It's sweet.
00:42It is gorgeous, that's for sure.
00:44It was extra beautiful that day, though.
00:46I don't know that he is still an elementary school principal.
00:52I don't think so either.
00:53But he might be a party planner.
00:55Yeah.
00:56See a future of party planning, throwing a kegger for the students.
01:00I heard next that he's going to throw a kegger for the, you know, the whole board of education
01:03now when he stands in front of them.
01:05My favorite story from the No Sweat News was just recently the three guys in New York
01:10City who stole the subway.
01:12Yeah, these three knuckleheads.
01:14Somehow they got a key.
01:15Cops think it was some kind of inside job.
01:18And they stole an R train.
01:21The whole thing.
01:22Isn't that crazy?
01:23And they drove it down the track.
01:27I don't know where the hell they would think they were going.
01:30I don't know.
01:31Weren't you morons right there?
01:33You know, like you said on the air, too.
01:35You were like, you know, you think they made all the stops?
01:39That was classic.
01:40Right?
01:41Classic.
01:42Right out of Seinfeld.
01:43Apparently they had the keys.
01:45They even posted some of the video on social media.
01:49Ooh.
01:49Although a lot of social media sites are taking it down because they stole a subway train.
01:57Right.
02:00So, yeah.
02:01And by the way, congratulations to the No Sweat News quiz winner.
02:05That was James out of Keyport.
02:07Yes.
02:07Next week for the No Sweat News quiz, we're giving away tickets to see Billy Idol and Joan
02:11Jet at Madison Square Garden.
02:13Another show coming to the garden.
02:15Okay.
02:15So, that's next week.
02:17What did you like for text of the week?
02:19We got a bunch of texts in over the course of the show, you know, texting into the studio
02:23right at 732-681-3890.
02:26What did you like?
02:27That's because we were talking about the, you know, the big game that's coming up between
02:31the Eagles and the Chiefs and who we're rooting for.
02:34Right.
02:34And it's tough as to know who to root for because I find it hard to root for anything out of
02:39Philadelphia.
02:40Yes.
02:41And according to this person here, it says, if you're a Giants fan and you are rooting
02:46for the Eagles, you need to go to your garage, open your toolbox and beat yourself with a
02:51hammer.
02:52I remember that.
02:54That was right.
02:55You self-abuse and not the fun way.
02:58I love it.
02:59If you're a Giants fan who ends up rooting for, I mean, but what about Saquon?
03:03You got to be happy for him as a Giants fan.
03:05No?
03:06I mean, it's probably like they're kicking themselves in the rear end saying like, what
03:09the hell were we thinking?
03:10Get rid of Saquon.
03:12But, you know, there was a guy who called in who said he was a Giants fan.
03:16Actually, now that I think about this, this could be in the running for call of the week.
03:20He was a Giants fan who was rooting for Kansas City because he hates Tom Brady so much that
03:29he wants to see Patrick Mahomes take over all those records.
03:32I do recall that.
03:33That was, yeah, that's definitely in the running for the call of the week.
03:37The other thing up for call of the week, though, is Drunken Rob going to the gym.
03:41Oh, God.
03:42This guy in Planet Fitness, what?
03:44He called in originally because he wanted to tell us his theory about how music brings
03:51everybody together.
03:53Yeah, yeah.
03:54Yeah, yeah.
03:54I want to tell you what music is.
03:56It's a message.
03:57It's emotion.
03:58It's communication.
04:00It's everything.
04:01Sounds good.
04:02Sounds good.
04:03All right.
04:03Now, I hear a different echo in the background.
04:06It sounds a little bit like a jail cell, but I know you can't have your cell phone in
04:10there.
04:10Right.
04:11Where is it you're calling from today?
04:14I'm at Planet Fitness on Hooper.
04:17Planet Fitness?
04:19My man is working out.
04:20Drunken Rob.
04:22Planet Fitness has a bar?
04:25No, what he did, Gots, what he did was he set the treadmill to stumble.
04:31So he's practicing on the treadmill.
04:36Yeah, that's great.
04:40Yeah, that's great.
04:42All right.
04:42So we knew he was calling from someplace new.
04:46Planet Fitness.
04:47Wow.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Yeah.
04:49Yeah.
04:50He doesn't even know what planet he's on.
04:53I like that.
04:55I like the kicker there, Gots.
04:57Yeah.
04:57He doesn't even know what planet he's on.
05:01I think Drunken Rob, you know, we're going to give him that one this week.
05:05I think we should.
05:05We should give Drunken Rob the call of the week.
05:08Rob, that's for you, pal.
05:09Absolutely, Rob.
05:11That's the way to do it.
05:12Good luck out there.
05:13God knows what next week we'll bring on the No Sweat News, on the One More Thing, on the
05:21Rat Rock.
05:21Oh, speaking of Rat Rock News, I don't want to go without just giving a shout out to Pink.
05:26Now, the dude who won James on the No Sweat News quiz earlier, he gave a shout out to Pink
05:33doing Zeppelin on that fire aid thing last night.
05:38This is amazing.
05:39Baby, baby, I'm going to leave you.
05:48I said, baby, you know I'm going to leave you.
06:04I'll leave you in the summertime.
06:09I mean, he hit that on the head.
06:16So that's well worth searching out because the fire aid thing was pretty cool.
06:23It's fireaidla.org to make a donation.
06:26So anyway, shout out to James again for that tip.
06:32And that's it.
06:33All right.
06:33Favorite s*** on the show.
06:35Big salute to you there, Rat Rock Nation.
06:37Thanks for making it happen this week.
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