Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who wrote a bad Trip Advisor review for a resort in Turks and Caicos because his wife slept with one of the massage therapists.
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00:00uh we were just talking about trip advisor the other day and the reviews on there well this
00:08one's a little bit uh interesting it was last december when michael and his lovely bride decided
00:14that a vacation in turks and caicos was in order they stayed at the palms one of the area's top
00:20luxury resorts it was so magical that the couple decided to have their son come join them for some
00:25additional time but when michael flew back to the uk things went south and his review on trip
00:32advisor apparently proves it in his december 4th review michael says listen the resort is beautiful
00:39the sand pool the service amazing however when he arrived back to the resort with his son
00:45things with his wife seemed awkward eventually the wife copped to the fact that she decided to get a
00:52massage when he was gone to pick up their son and ended up with the masseuse sexually
01:00like you think they did the whole thing isn't that what goes on down there dave in those places
01:05i don't i don't know i've never been to turks and caicos don't let your woman get a massage
01:12from a sexy turks and caicos and i don't know what what are you called if you're from turks and caicos
01:17i don't know i don't even know what that what turks and caicos is it's an island in the caribbean
01:20yeah it was about to be canadian oh yeah and they backed out canada was thinking of buying it
01:26huh and then decided not to but wow that's because every chick that goes there gets pounded
01:34how's she going oh we're not buying it now forget that hey oh man
01:42they backed out of it because they got huge twigs eh
01:55it's funny it's so like sad that like so his wife got pounded by this masseuse and then all his only
02:01recourse is to go to trip advisor oh wow i'm gonna go right now look at it so um nice i bet you want
02:08to go not for the massage look at how nice the place is i want to go right now wow it is really
02:16it's not huge so perfect that's what i love yeah but it'd be hard to avoid that masseuse yeah so do you
02:22think that he got back and she was just like she felt bad so she was acting weird yeah she confessed
02:30i wonder if she had full-on sex with the guy or if he just like oh i couldn't go on and do the
02:37rest of the vacation with you no it's kind of pretty upset do that that would suck yeah yeah no once you
02:44told me you banged the massage therapist yeah we are out then i go bang him then i go back
02:50yeah tip take that teach you both a lesson yeah and i go back
02:59a husband's revenge yeah yeah i banged your little boyfriend
03:07she stayed the night with this massage apparently he left to go get their son so i guess it wasn't
03:12just to the airport he actually flew home to get their son and then brought him back okay so he might
03:17not have even done anything during the massage he like was picking her up yeah yeah the masseuse
03:24seduced her and spent the night with her right i mean that's yeah but that's more than a massage
03:29during the massage too right that's how it led to that god that sucks he diddled her bits and then
03:34she wanted more and then she brought him back to her room this guy was like do not go to turks and
03:39cake house i had i had a terrible time the food was fine resort is gorgeous we were gonna stay
03:47longer but my wife and her slutty ways so you got seduced by a masseuse the old masseuse seduce
03:55there he is he's very charismatic i touched your wife on her parts i know you did she told me about
04:06it can you can you get some longer shorts that thing's hanging out here can you see it
04:12oh that's too bad trying to write a bad trip advisor review that's let me do it stop dancing
04:24around me while i do it i need to get out of turks and cake house i hate this put the keyboard on the
04:31ground i'll type it uh i'm very depressed end of the day feel bad for the dude i do lost his wife to a
04:40a massage therapist yeah