PLEAD THE FIFTH: HAVE YOU EVER RECEIVED AN " I'M LATE" TEXT?
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00:00one richard ortiz hey my government you gotta put it out there whatever listen it is time
00:09don't be opening it up no don't do it you over there trying to cheat you can't do it you're not
00:15allowed when we do plead the fifth um the person who has to get the questions is not allowed to
00:19get a lead so they can't look at their phones uh and they can't look at the texting that's coming
00:24in so they're flying blind and now it is rich he just heard me say oh jesus now i'm trying to take
00:31a peek yeah i'm like what are they writing in yo somebody just wrote what did you see it i did and
00:36i'm like i don't know if i wanna ask that oh yeah i'm gonna ask that one no all right listen you you
00:43get a pass for a reason i mean you know and usually we we try and keep it balanced but uh i am clockwise
00:49i'm going first uh so my question my question is easy for you i mean maybe maybe i don't know
00:56uh rich can you remember now this isn't like family or whatever but can you remember
01:06the first person you saw naked
01:11and if so who was it what age what happened it's a big moment for a man i mean and or or a kid who
01:23knows with what what age who was the first person you saw naked i'm not sure if it was the first but
01:29it was definitely the one that i remember yeah first person you remember my name i had a neighbor
01:34um her name was anita she was probably like around no i mean you oh i was like 13 13 i was
01:42like 12 13 and i was babysitting because my little brother was uh friends with my neighbor's um i guess
01:49grandson and so i was babysitting my brother and them and i went over there and the grandson started
01:57crying and he was like running and i was like freaking out and he started running around the house looking
02:02for anita she was down in the basement taking a shower so then i ran after him ran downstairs
02:08and he opened up the curtain and she was butt naked and i remember that's the like the first one i
02:16remember because that was the first time i saw fake boobies and i was just like what's going on over
02:25here i remember i went home and i was like mom why do you why do anita's boobs look uh different than
02:33yours i remember that she's like mind your business and she was just like she got surgery please like
02:40she was so offended you know what your mom's boobs look like yeah i mean come on i mean everybody knows
02:46everybody knows well you were breastfed that's all yeah yeah i mean when i was a kid i remember like
02:51going and like okay all right all right we got the answer oh yeah we're not gonna make it creepy
02:58yeah i'm just saying like everybody knows what their mom's boobs look like when you grow up around
03:02your mama you know what your mama look like okay all right you've seen her walking around before
03:05you know i so yeah anita my next door neighbor there you go first anita uh rich you have a um
03:12roommate correct yes i do my man mike mike mike your roommate okay i have a question for how long
03:18do y'all live together uh six years so out of six years of being roommates what do you think
03:24you know living with rich what are what's the best thing about living with rich in his opinion
03:29and the worst thing about living with rich all right uh the best thing is that there are always
03:38going to be like some spontaneous nights where like sometimes i'll be out at work at the club or
03:44something or i'm like out for gasparilla and like my roommate will just be home like passed out and
03:50i'll come home with like a party hey i'm i'll come home with like two or three girls like a couple of
03:56my boys and i'm always just like oh don't worry everybody's like oh is your roommate there's like
04:00don't worry like he'll start partying with us and so like there have been a couple of times where
04:06i brought people home and like my roommate ends up reaping the benefits of it hooking up with
04:11somebody so okay like that's the best part about it it's like just spontaneous nights like i'll just
04:16have parties at the crib the worst part about living with rich and i hate to admit it but i'm a little
04:25i'm a little i'm a little messy oh i'm a little messy and i know orlando's gonna be like oh yeah he is
04:33like he's seen my he's seen my car oh wait so it's not just in your car like that's how you live
04:39no no it's just sometimes like dude i i'm i'm firing on all cylinders at all times like and i i need
04:47to do better at at um scheduling things no no scheduling myself because like i'll be working in
04:53the morning then have to do stuff at night and i'm always like running so i have stuff in my car but
04:58it's like the same thing with my house too like i got clothes everywhere and like my laundry my life
05:03is just a never-ending cycle of laundry so i'm a little messy i'll say that um all right well keep
05:10it uh let's see all right so you said roommate has to deal with those kind of uh uh i guess challenges
05:17and hurdles um but i think your whole friend circle probably has to deal with the rich isms yeah
05:23uh everybody you roll with that whole rat pack of craziness that you push around different continents
05:30with um so i have to ask you if rich's life was a reality show okay if there if your life was a reality
05:40show are there any tell me the craziest thing that one of your friends got roped into with you
05:50oh on the rich reality show
05:55uh i don't know i mean i'm just saying i got my finger on the button over here if you're gonna tap
06:03out so um the craziest craziest thing the craziest thing that i got something that something that might
06:10get you know maybe uh you know get to get some ratings on the reality show or get the reality show
06:17canceled you got a bunch of friends anything happen he's thinking of something you can see it in his
06:24face i don't know um i want to tell this story oh there's a story there is a story oh i want to hear it
06:36the only thing is it's gonna complicate things with yeah i gotta plead the fifth
06:45i have to really yeah so you're leaving yourself wide open for what they asked on the other side
06:51yeah okay all right i'm gonna push it in three i i cuz only because i don't know if i can say it on
06:58the radio so i'm gonna plead the fifth yeah all right whatever we got i plead the fifth gotta do
07:03be the fifth five one two three four five everybody is wide open times now come on
07:10in and welcome to the party because rich has given up his fast yeah rich is ready
07:16i'm gonna regret this now now you will you'll be fine all right rich has uh used his past and so he is
07:26uh hmm yeah he is catching all the heat all right uh let's see here uh out of the
07:34you gonna go first yeah all right you go first i'll let you go first all of you you guys know you
07:39just look at me and go oh i mean damn like for real because once you passed and everybody started
07:45like hey scratch that i want to ask this i want to answer it's like i mean there's wow rich uh this
07:51person at seven two seven says uh go back to the other question meredith when was the first time
07:57he saw his mom's boobs what i don't know that oh okay that's weird i mean obviously it was when i
08:08was a baby like that was the first time i saw my mom's boobs um i mean what was the one time you
08:15remember like you walked in you're like oh mom put some on uh i think it was like when i was like
08:21eight years old um i had seen my mom she's just like walking around the house and my mom had you
08:28you know she she my mom's a decent looking human being you know yeah your mom's cute yeah my mom's
08:34yeah i was trying to help you i was trying to help you out i can admit i can admit my mom is good
08:44looking you know uh and like people have said things about my mom and stuff before you know yeah
08:50i know my mom good looking yeah she got a lot of cake and she does but i mean i guess listen all right
08:58man you said as a baby you said as a baby man we're moving on as a baby all right so d got a
09:02question out of the 941 but then there's another question down here the bottom one the bottom one
09:09all right out of the 315 it says does rich eat groceries in the romantic sense oh not for publics
09:18no um yes i do eat groceries and that's the reason why i'm immune to covid that's what i'm
09:25gonna say i'm telling you that's the reason why all right uh out of the 941 has rich wow all right
09:36but see there's another one too because they're like all right you okay all right um there's one
09:43about a specific thing that you uh have talked about so that wow i'll give you the choice you get
09:49to pick a b or c without knowing just say a b or c and i will read one of those c c okay c is
10:03you're single and you sleep around what would you do if someone comes to you and says she's pregnant
10:12have you ever gotten that call um so i have gotten that call one time before i'm not 100 sure how
10:23truthful it was um and at the time that i got it at i think i was like 23 24 25 ish uh when i got it
10:31i was scared so uh at that time i wasn't ready for a kid especially with the person that was saying it
10:37it was with but like i would still you know go into it being happy and think of it as a blessing
10:45uh then um now dude i'm i'm older i'm a lot older to be honest with you if that came my way right now
10:53like i'd actually be happy for it i would welcome it i want children eventually i just haven't found
11:00that person that i could do that with yeah and somebody that i could trust yeah yet you do things
11:05that could result oh yeah because i'm practicing for when it happens no but like yeah i'm a little
11:13bit older now and even though i'm single and uh i enjoy my single life and the freedoms that i have
11:19like the one thing that we are put on this earth to do is procreate and you know make something that's
11:24going to last longer than you so all right i would love to have children who's ready to have a baby
11:28who's baby gong is going off out there yeah if your clock is ticking he's ready yes wow man yeah i
11:35would love to have kids you uh you have one uh two boomerang i i don't even know what you can
11:40because these were very rich specific they were they were yeah i can't
11:45what was the first time you guys saw somebody naked oh my goodness i'm i know mine okay go ahead
11:59um mine was sixth grade six sixth grade i think it was six maybe fifth fifth or sixth grade uh it was
12:10i'll tell you the specific name it was um um uh deidra colquitt deidra colquitt was a friend of
12:22of my uh sister my sister was older my sister both sister older than me so i was like maybe sixth grade
12:28um and she tried to take her own life and my sister had to take me with her because i mean so we ran down
12:36to the down to the street down the street to her house and she had taken pills and everything else
12:41and so i i had i i was a big fan of this fireman show and so they were always saying when they would
12:47go into places like that don't touch anything so i was in there telling my sister don't touch anything
12:51let's call 9-1-1 and so they were like what did she take and i'm reading it from the bottle
12:55and then she's walking her around to try and get her like sober or like up and she had on this wife
13:01beater that apparently like the boobs had come out and i was on the phone with 9-1-1 i was like she
13:06took uh uh-huh and they were like hello i was like yeah she took uh uh because i was like yo i'm
13:16looking at her she was like she took blah blah blah i'm like yeah yeah yeah it was like because it was
13:21a grown and not a grown woman but my sister was like high school and it was older woman but you went
13:25through puberty right there oh my god my voice got deeper it was like yo excuse me you need to
13:31send somebody right now that was the first like full-on naked woman that i saw and i was like yo
13:38was she okay she she's now yeah she's fine she she made it um but yeah she it was a it was an ill-fated
13:45attempt but so the first time i saw a thing was um on the playground it was in the fifth grade i believe
13:51i forget where i lived at that time who knows um probably jacksonville and we were on the playground
13:56and you know how there's um the big like with the slides and stuff but there's underneath you
14:00can hang out so a lot of us were hanging out it was a little dark under there and a lot of the kids
14:05were playing some game where it was like show me mine and i'll show whatever show me yours and i'll
14:10show you mine kind of thing yeah and i walked in i remember sitting there and i thought we were just
14:14gonna play games and then some boy i just took his bank you know and showed all the girls and all
14:22the guys that were there and and yes that was the first time that i ever saw what how old were you
14:26i was in the fifth grade i remember definitely fifth grade i don't know how old it was wow like 11
14:3012 years old wow well you can get kicked out of school for that now i don't know if they play that
14:35game anymore i remember that game show me show you show me yours and i'll show you mine i mean yeah i
14:43guess i mean fifth grade that's early that was also in the closet wasn't it yeah i think it was
14:4810 um yeah it was definitely on the playground though because i remember all the wood chips and
14:53everything like that we were sitting on i remember that specifically and i was like i need to get out
14:57of here it's like this is not a game i want to play anymore somebody said meredith said first time i saw a
15:04bang all right rich you have successfully uh made it through orlando and the freak show now you get
15:13to open up the text and look at all that we could have asked you uh enjoy