Therapy Thursday: DIRTY LAUNDRY
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00:00I'm trying to find a serious relationship.
00:01I'm thinking I may have to fall back for my best friend,
00:04even though we've been through a lot and everything together.
00:08Sometimes you got to switch.
00:09I mean, your best friend is your best friend.
00:11But if because she's a girl, that makes it hard for you to have a relationship,
00:17then you, A, got to find somebody who understands your relationship
00:20and that that's important to you.
00:23But if you mess around, you can't control who you love.
00:25You mess around and you fall in love with somebody that's a little bit more insecure,
00:27then you have to kind of deal with that part, too.
00:31So pick very wisely.
00:33That's what I would say.
00:33Yeah, look at your future and what's best for your relationship.
00:38Is this beneficial for our relationship?
00:40Seriously, that's what you should be looking towards.
00:42Yeah, just think about the things that you're willing to compromise.
00:45If this is your best friend and you want this person in your life for the rest of your life,
00:49then you need to compromise the person that you're with.
00:51If not, then you need to compromise who your best friend is to be with the person that you love.
00:55It does suck to get rid of a good friend because of somebody who probably ain't going to be around
00:59as long as the best friend's been around.
01:01That sucks.
01:01Best friend's been there for you forever.
01:03You mess around and catch a couple hot summers with this new one
01:06and then she go off to somebody else.
01:07Now you don't have a friend and you don't have a girlfriend.
01:10Is it wifey or is it husband?
01:12That's the best friend.
01:14Yeah, I'm not getting rid of my best friend for a girlfriend.
01:16Exactly.
01:17A wife, maybe.
01:18Yeah, see?
01:19But I still think the best friends go out last wife anyway.
01:21Part two next.
01:22I got to tell you, we got more messages about the lady in the laundry.
01:28Boy, some of y'all, I would say if I had to do a percentage,
01:32probably 70% say I agree with her.
01:35I should not be cleaning your dirty underwear.
01:39Now there's some on here who are saying,
01:41girl, put on some gloves and do that man's laundry.
01:44That's what you do for your man.
01:47So there's a little bit of a rift in there,
01:49but the majority is saying, uh-uh, that's not my job.
01:52I didn't sign up for that.
01:53One says marriage contract did not include what the booty do.
01:57That's poop.
02:00It's literally poop.
02:01I'm not, no.
02:02You are a grown-ass man.
02:03You're dating a baby.
02:05What would you do if it was your child, though?
02:08Oh, children.
02:08Oh, I throw out underwear.
02:10I deal with this now.
02:12Olivia is being a pain about,
02:13she's almost there, fully potty trained,
02:15but she's taking forever
02:16because she wants to continuously be the baby.
02:19And if it happens, I'm not doing it.
02:20I'm not dealing with it.
02:21I throw it in the-
02:22I'm not doing it.
02:23I'm not dealing with it.
02:24I just had to deal with it last week.
02:25And I'm like, look.
02:26And she gets upset
02:26because it's her frozen underwear that she loves.
02:28And I'm like, no, it's in the trash.
02:30You need to figure out your old potty situation.
02:31You know what she's going to be even more upset about?
02:34When she get old enough to pull this up online.
02:38Mama, did you tell everybody I had the booby-doo?
02:41Yeah.
02:41All of Tampa knows that I got skin, Ma.
02:44She's three.
02:45She told the whole city.
02:47She's fine.
02:48Just wait till they mess around and get to high school.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Because I deal with that now.
02:51They're like, Daddy, wait a minute.
02:53You can't talk about us no more.
02:54We were talking about the bidet.
02:56A lot of people are saying get him some wet wipes.
02:59Like get him man wipes.
03:00That's what a trick daddy said.
03:01Somebody even said get him Orlando's wipes.
03:04No, no, no, no, no.
03:05My wipes are for the body.
03:07They're way too big for what the booty do.
03:09Okay, but those little cotton nails, the cotton nail little joints, that was when cribs happened
03:15and trick daddy held up.
03:17He's like, you got to get you some wet wipes.
03:19You know me, a grown man with the racing stripes.
03:22Yeah, that's so gross.
03:23I'll be honest.
03:24Like I did the cotton nail thing and that's a huge like plus for late.
03:29Yeah.
03:29Game changer for the ladies.
03:30When they see that you have those, they're like, oh, oh, he's clean.
03:34He's extra clean.
03:35Yeah.
03:35Yeah, and they have dude wipes too.
03:37So if you don't want the whole cotton nail, you can make it extra manly and get the dude
03:40wipes.
03:40Yeah, go ahead.
03:41Yeah.
03:42All right.
03:43All right.
03:43Let's see here.
03:43Would you got one?
03:44Yes.
03:45So out of the 813, guys, what's the sneakiest way y'all have ever gotten a man's phone password
03:52before?
03:52He went through my phone when he thought I was sleeping and found absolutely nothing.
03:57I caught him doing it.
03:58So I asked for his phone and he said no.
04:01So you're trying to find a secret way to do it?
04:04She wants to know how to get her man's password.
04:06I'm not taking part in that.
04:08So here's what you do.
04:09You're sitting on the couch.
04:11Oh, now Broco coming?
04:13That is not when I went to medical school.
04:14I did not go to medical school for this.
04:16I did not.
04:17I was out of break into a phone.
04:19Here's what you do.
04:20You're sitting on the couch.
04:21He's on his phone or whatever.
04:22Say he gets up to go do something and he leaves his phone on the couch.
04:25Sit on the other side and hit record on your phone when you're kind of close to him and
04:30next to him and then just act like you're on your phone but record him putting in his
04:34passcode or whatever it is and then there you go.
04:36Wow.
04:37And then you can look back at it.
04:38I don't trust you.
04:39I am not.
04:40I believe that's a violation of the FCC.
04:42You cannot tell people to do that.
04:45You want her to act like she's on her phone and then hit record.
04:49She's asking for our help.
04:51And then point her phone at him when he's on his phone and then look down at her phone.
04:56Act like she's scrolling and then record him putting it in.
04:59No, no, no.
05:00That is so terrible.
05:01See, let's not even go with the sneaky way.
05:03Let's do this the amical and adult way.
05:05What is amical?
05:07Amical.
05:08Sorry.
05:08Amical and adult way.
05:10What you do is you tell your boyfriend, be like, hey, you look through my phone.
05:15I want to look through yours.
05:16And if he still gives you stuff about it, that means he's hiding something.
05:20That doesn't mean you're hiding something.
05:22I have to tell you, I get tight when anybody wants to look through.
05:27Everything is out of context if you look through somebody's phone.
05:30I mean, you know what trying to hook up looks like.
05:33But I'm saying, I got a friend right now who has his girl who looks at his phone all the time.
05:39And anything he says to a female in this building, if he says, hey, thank you a lot.
05:45Have a great day.
05:46She's like, well, why you got to be all that?
05:47Like, it's like she don't like any communications with women.
05:51So it's just like, I just really think you shouldn't be looking.
05:54Now, if you believe that, you shouldn't be looking at her phone either.
05:58Exactly.
05:59That's the thing.
05:59And that's the thing.
06:00And you got to stand on business for real.
06:03Stand on business.
06:03But yeah, not just the slang way.
06:05It's like, Ben, for real, if you don't want somebody looking through your phone, the first thing you do is don't look through theirs.
06:10Don't look through theirs.
06:10Exactly.
06:11And you already messed up by looking through hers.
06:13Right.
06:13So now you're stuck.
06:15Now you're stuck.
06:15Right.
06:16So you have to ask him.
06:18And if he doesn't want to, that means he's hiding something.
06:20And then at that point, you got to make a decision.
06:23Either you walk away with your pride or you walk away not knowing it.
06:26Listen, don't be mad at me because I answered the question every single person that is texting in.
06:31The texts are coming in.
06:33They're like, Meredith, you are wrong.
06:34They asked me for advice.
06:36This might not work if there's a face ID or anything like that or a fingerprint.
06:39Oh, it's easier.
06:40It's easier with a face ID.
06:41But they catch you anyway because I know when I pick up my daughter's phone, they got pictures, like screenshots of me looking at the phone.
06:48And I'm like, what is this?
06:49They're like, it's an iPhone, Daddy.
06:50You wouldn't understand.
06:52Yeah, it takes a picture of you guys.
06:53Because if they have the face ID, it takes a picture of it to let you know who's looking through your phone.
06:58Looking through your phone, yeah.
06:59So it's like, if he has the face ID, I can't believe I'm answering this.
07:02But if he does have the face ID, wait until he's sleeping.
07:06And then you use it to put it up to his face.
07:08Now you joining in with this.
07:09Now, if it's the fingerprint, same thing.
07:12When he's sleeping, take his hand.
07:14Okay, you can't take somebody's hand in their sleep.
07:15Yes, you can.
07:16They're going to wake up.
07:17Give him a little Z-Quil.
07:18I'm telling you, there's people out there that will text in and let you know that people fall asleep and they're knocked out.
07:24And you can move their hand to put it on the fingerprint.
07:27All you need is the finger.
07:28Well, actually, when their hand's just laying there, you don't even have to pick it up.
07:31You take the phone and you lean it on top so it's not even like you're moving their hand.
07:36I don't even know y'all anymore.
07:37I'm an accomplice now.
07:40But legitimately, being an adult, just ask your boyfriend to look through it.
07:44And then if he says no, just be like, then why'd you look through mine?
07:46I need to look through yours.
07:47Wow.
07:48This ways.
07:49Tell Orlando to stop lying.
07:50Why am I lying?
07:51What did I mean?
07:52He's not lying.
07:52He said how he wipes with wet wipes and then uses in the man's.
07:57Oh, yeah.
07:58You don't use your those big wipes.
08:00You don't use them for your butt.
08:01No.
08:01The big wipes are for your body.
08:03Right.
08:04But that's part of your body.
08:05No.
08:06That's what they're saying.
08:07I will say you can't throw that big wipe in the toilet.
08:10You can't.
08:11You can't clog up.
08:11I mean, it's like a beach towel.
08:13That's what I'm trying to say.
08:14That's not a lie.
08:15It's like cotton nails are small and flushable.
08:17You're not supposed to be flushing those to begin with.
08:19Well, the ones that are actually like real flushables, you're supposed to use those.
08:25But the ones that I use, those aren't flushable.
08:28They don't break down.
08:29That would clog your entire toilet as soon as you flushed it.
08:32So, I mean, I ain't got a lie to y'all.
08:34Trust me.
08:35If I lie to you, you got to be more important than this next.
08:37Just everybody on the text message right now is saying the fingerprint thing definitely works.
08:42Oh, they sleeping, sleeping.
08:44They've never woken up.
08:45She said Z-Quil, y'all.
08:46Z-Quil.
08:47Oh, my.
08:49You're going to drug him so you can look through his phone.
08:51That's terrible.
08:52And I'm sorry.
08:52To all my brothers out there, I know I violated bro code.
08:55Yes, I totally understand.
08:57We don't support this, by the way.
08:58You asked.
08:59Yeah, we don't support it, but they asked.
09:01So, I'm just saying.
09:02But I'm saying do the adult thing and ask them.
09:04All right.
09:05The people who are texting, they're epic wipes.
09:07If you want to look those up and you open it up, you'll see how big it is.
09:09You're welcome.
09:10It's like a beach towel.
09:11So, yeah.
09:11That's what they're talking about specifically.
09:12We really were helpful today.
09:14I don't think we were helpful.
09:17I think we were destructive.
09:19Because you, I mean, you gave.
09:20I have never heard about the recording one.
09:22Like, that's just.
09:23Yeah, you're welcome.
09:24Because, all right.
09:24Well, since we're going there.
09:26I mean, we might as well.
09:27So, the ones that are passcode that have the line, when people do that, when they do like
09:33the pattern or whatever.
09:34Is that, would you say that's easier or is it like, is it easier to protect you from people
09:40doing it or is the, like having numbers?
09:44Because I've seen people do that finger thing where I'm like, wow, I've never seen it before.
09:49You can see the smudge.
09:50So, if you do get a hold of their cell phone and then you hold it up in the light a little
09:53bit, you can actually see the passcode and the way it moves.
09:56You are way too knowledgeable about it.
09:58For real.
09:58Like, this is awesome.
10:00Anthony.
10:01Anthony, change your passcode, dog.
10:02Anthony, I'm so glad Anthony don't do no dirt, dog.
10:05I'm just saying.
10:06Because she is really on her one.
10:08I'm just being helpful today.
10:10That is insane.
10:11Absolutely.
10:11This is Orlando and the Freak Show.
10:13Riding with Demest Minidoba.
10:15Your Thursday is officially a wrap.
10:17No more breaking up households, all right?