Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a rule casinos have in every state that says whoever pushes the button or pulls the arm of a slot machine is actually the winner of the prize. This makes the show think that Andy should win the hearts of old ladies in casinos everywhere and get rich pushing their buttons.
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00:00here's something that i read the other day and i had no idea okay so this is for those of you
00:09that gamble yes i'm not a big gambler but if you play the slots no yes yeah don't ever let anyone
00:19press the button for you for good luck oh well it's their spin then isn't it in every u.s state
00:27when it comes to slot machines the winner is not the person who puts in the money
00:33the winner is the person who presses the button or pulls the arm i got a new plan in 2017 a man in
00:43florida learned that the hard way this is the article i was reading it was about this dude
00:46yeah he had his female friend push the button for him for good luck yes he put the money in but he
00:53said all right lisa you press that button for me give me some of that good lisa luck yeah
00:57was a hundred thousand dollar jackpot
01:00watch watch her watch her in a casino casino officials said sorry sir we have to pay her
01:13not you that doesn't seem right she pressed the button i think it's whoever puts the money in
01:18legally in the u.s there is no bet until the button is pressed andy think about this that's
01:25crazy you've always been able to charm the pants off of these elderly women i know ever since bingo
01:31yep with your grandma you could now just travel casino to casino and and let the locks flow
01:40like a like a male whore kind of a little bit but just like hey listen i'm like i'm here for good
01:47luck yeah wear like maybe a golden jacket yeah that's a good idea and just go to these old women
01:53and say hey press their buttons let me push that for you one time yeah in a couple ladies
01:59i'm saying if you have a skill set yeah you should use it number one you like the slots i do you like
02:09a slot go to these old ladies convince them that you are the luck yeah they've been looking for and
02:16other things that they've been looking for and then bam jackpot brilliant win skedaddle oh my god
02:23what's andy doing this weekend pressing no ladies you know what he's doing i try to rip off old ladies
02:27at the slot machine it's a skill set it's what i do i just found out that the law is whoever presses
02:34the button so yeah you could listen you could be nice you could even like make sure they get half
02:39or something you don't have to be like the worst of all like i didn't know it was like that yeah
02:44oh you mean i win oh no i'll give you some oh you get some old lady give them some or just be like oh
02:53you won and then when they say well how much did i win you're like two thousand what happens then if
02:59somebody's at a slot machine and then somebody comes up and jokingly presses it and then that person
03:04it's theirs that is crazy oh my god because i feel like that person also is dead yeah i feel like
03:09you can't just run up and push someone's button button in a slot machine area and that's that's
03:16the scam old ladies are all over the casino they love my hair too i'd grow it they trust this hair
03:23they trust the curls yeah how should he dress if he really wanted to get old ladies to trust him
03:28to push their button hmm i i don't know probably like a windbreaker suit
03:34yeah you gotta try to blend in you gotta try to blend in i'm trying to think of like um tv shows
03:45that old ladies love and like the the male interest they love a cowboy don't they like oh yeah
03:51yellowstone green cowboy hat yeah i'll get a cowboy hat mustache oh my god hey little lady what are we
03:59doing the slots oh my god the hottest guy i'm gonna press that button for you for good luck which one
04:05oh any one you want oh well okay press it go ahead and there we go let it all ride jackpot oh my god
04:14we won i won oh no yes i've been playing you the entire time
04:22oh you're so handsome your hair is curly i know i knew you'd trust me i knew you'd trust me from
04:30the beginning oh we did we win again yep i just won again oh my god
04:36i knew you'd trust my curls i don't even mind it i like watching you win slot slut andy green
04:45yeah it's not a bad gig honestly i didn't realize it you can take advantage of old ladies at the slot
04:52machine and just live a life i do think they're the hardest nuts to crack though probably old ladies
04:58at a slot machine like it would be be tough it'd be tough to try to get them to allow you to press the
05:05button you'd have to have all the charm yeah it wouldn't be an easy job i'd have to turn it on
05:10yeah oh for sure you'd have to turn it on because i feel like some of them are the meanest yeah
05:16they're some of the meanest people they're the ones that are like peeing themselves and stuff
05:19slot machines yeah you gotta charm the pants out of someone in just diapers diapers yeah urine filled
05:27urine soaked urine soaked pants andy there you go my friend wow well i gotta figure it out now
05:32yeah no more worry easy street that's it no more falling for you
05:36no i don't have to fall or let something hit me no yeah well you can always keep your eyes open for
05:42that in the casino i can't that's not the worst i can have several hustles exactly don't give up one
05:48but no no keep them all going just you've got a skill set you might as well use it but just
05:54there's their warning most people had no idea that whoever presses the button or pulls the arm is
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