Hugh Hefner's clothes are going up for auction and when Chuck says he wants to wear his old pajamas, the show tries to convince him otherwise and Andy has the idea for a great TV show.
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00:00A year after Hugh Hefner passed away, fans are going to get the opportunity to purchase pieces from the Playboy founder's estate.
00:10Beginning at the end of next month, items belonging to Hefner, including his iconic black silk pajamas, his red smoking jacket, and his white captain's hat, will be up for sale in a two-day auction.
00:22It sounds gross to you guys.
00:24You don't want to buy Hugh Hefner's clothes?
00:27His silk pajamas?
00:28I'm wearing them.
00:28If I buy them, I'm wearing them.
00:30Dude, you have to.
00:31Dude, if you bought them, then your whole life changes.
00:35Is that it?
00:35If I wear silk pajamas and a robe door?
00:39I'm just saying this.
00:40So let's say on a whim, I was like, you know what?
00:44I have $1,000 I don't want, and I just put it on an auction for Hugh Hefner's silk pajamas.
00:53And everyone else in the world, for whatever reason, that day, was skeezed out by it.
01:00And I won.
01:01I won them.
01:03If I won them, that's it.
01:04You're wearing them to work, though?
01:06I'm the new Hugh Hefner.
01:07You're not the new Hugh Hefner, though.
01:09I'm wearing them everywhere.
01:11You don't own Playboy.
01:12Yeah, that's because you bought a pair of pajamas doesn't make you the new Hugh Hefner.
01:16You're just some guy in the Midwest that's wearing silk pajamas.
01:19It gives you, no, I think it gives you his essence.
01:22His magic powers.
01:22No, it doesn't!
01:23It gives you his essence.
01:24No, it doesn't!
01:25Dude, you just gave me an idea for a show that we need to pitch to Amazon, and it's going
01:30to be called New Hefner.
01:32I love it.
01:33You buy his magic pajamas.
01:35Exactly.
01:36And then it's just titty-sitty.
01:37His essence is in.
01:39The reaction would be, why is that guy wearing black silk pajamas everywhere?
01:41Oh, the smoker jacket.
01:42I have to win both.
01:44So his jacket's going to sell, they believe, for around $5,000.
01:47His pajamas, probably about $1,000.
01:49His pajamas are $1,000?
01:52Yeah.
01:53Dude.
01:54Are they starting at, that's an auction?
01:56Yeah, it's an auction.
01:57Well, that's what they say they think it's going to go for.
01:59Oh.
02:00So you'll just be in your Jeep, pumping gas, in your silk pajamas?
02:05In your silk pajamas?
02:06No way!
02:07Where else would you go?
02:08Are you going to get him tailored, or are you going to just wear him the way he wore them?
02:12Well, what size do you think he is?
02:13I don't think I can alter his.
02:15I think he was a frail old man at the end.
02:16That's fine.
02:17That's fine.
02:18I'll squeeze into him.
02:19I'll squeeze into him for his essence.
02:21The tighter they are, the more of his essence.
02:24That's true.
02:24Because it absorbs.
02:25Exactly.
02:26The more of his essence I get.
02:28And then for my own, I can probably get them fitted.
02:32Plus, after that, after his essence is in me, I'll be making so much money.
02:36There's something to this.
02:38No, there's not at all.
02:39I'm team Chuck on this.
02:40I bet you get a little kiss from the universe.
02:43Yeah, they're like, oh my God.
02:45I don't think so.
02:46I think people just take pictures of you or post them up on the internet.
02:48Aren't you the guy that bought Hugh Hefner's pajamas?
02:51What's wrong with you?
02:52Yeah, New Hefner.
02:52New Hefner.
02:53Yeah.
02:53The adventures of New Hefner.
02:55I love it.
02:55Call me, Amazon.
02:56Yeah.
02:57Someone says it'd be like the animated series where Chuck puts on the hat like Frosty and
03:00comes to life.
03:01Exactly.
03:02And now, Jason the Jew said it's like that Santa Claus movie with Tim Allen.
03:05He put on Santa's pajamas and turned into Santa, right?
03:08See, there's some essence there.
03:10There's something, something to it.
03:14You're not going to turn into Hugh, Chuck.
03:15Lisa's right.
03:16You'll just be the creepy guy in silk pajamas out in public.
03:20Lisa's wrong about a lot.
03:21Silk pajamas and a robe.
03:22No.
03:23She's right here.
03:24Every time Lisa thinks something's not going to work.
03:25He owned a magazine.
03:26He's Hugh Hefner.
03:27Exactly.
03:27Maybe then I'll go on to own my own magazine.
03:30Magazines are dead.
03:31Yeah, no.
03:32It's the worst thing.
03:32Who launches a magazine in 2018?
03:34The last person to make millions off of a magazine.
03:37Do you guys know that all of a sudden magazines all of a sudden would start taking off again?
03:42I'm going to be the cover boy of his first issue of Chuck's Boys.
03:44Chuck's Boys.
03:45Oh God, that took a turn I didn't expect.
03:48New Hefner magazine.
03:49Chuck's Boys?
03:50Yeah.
03:51So it'll be a gay magazine?
03:52Sure.
03:54While girls don't buy it.
03:55Do you prefer homoerotic, Lisa?
03:57Yeah, exactly.
03:58It's a homoerotic publication.
04:00Homoerotic publication.
04:01Yeah, what's so gay about James?
04:03Chuck the Freak's homoerotic publication, Chuck's Boys.
04:06Chuck's Boys.
04:06The ladies aren't rushing out to buy the issue of me on the cover, my shirt off, and man
04:11thawing on.
04:11Only gay men will buy it.
04:12That's fine.
04:13I'll take one-tenth of everybody's money.
04:16Instead of Playboy Bunnies, it's Chuck's Boys Bears.
04:19Oh, yeah.
04:20Chuck's Boys Bears.
04:21They got barriers on you?
04:22They got little barriers.
04:23It's all coming together, guys.
04:25I'm a bear.
04:26Rawr.
04:27Rawr.
04:28Oh, man.
04:28I like it.
04:29He would be rolling over in his grave knowing that's where his pajamas were going to Chuck's
04:32Boys.
04:32No, he wouldn't.
04:33And he would be like-
04:34I think he appears as a force ghost to you and teaches you how to do it.
04:37Oh, yeah.
04:37Like, Hugh, help me, Hugh.
04:40Dude.
04:41Amazon.
04:41I know, man.
04:42Hugh Hefner, the Adventures of Chuck's Boys.
04:46I'm just saying, I mean, sometimes something has an essence to it.
04:51And if you believe in any of that hocus pocus, you know, any of that psychic, schlytic stuff
04:58where they bring an object in and they're like, well, let me touch the object.
05:03And then they're like, oh, I owe your mother.
05:07I'm picking it up, your mother.
05:09Well, to think that Hugh's pajamas and everything that they've been through and that smoking
05:14jacket.
05:16My God.
05:17The smoking jacket would be cooler than the pajamas.
05:19I think so, too.
05:19You can't have one without the other, Lise.
05:21If you're going to win, you better win them both.
05:23It's a good thing you're too cheap to do this.
05:26Yeah.
05:27You're right.
05:28I am.
05:28There's no question.
05:29We want to deal with Chuck and PJs every day.
05:31There's no question.
05:32There's a lot of people's essence, I guess, I would be on the hunt for, but if you could
05:37get their essence.
05:38If you could get his pajamas and then Kenny's beard.
05:43Oh, my God.
05:43The beard of the Rogers?
05:45Yeah.
05:45But you've got to wait for him to die to get his essence.
05:47The Rogers beard?
05:48So that's the bad part about it, Dave.
05:50So he'll, okay, well, if you're allowed to get Hugh's pajamas, then I'm getting Kenny's
05:54white suit and beard.
05:55So, like, all of a sudden, that's not going to look weird?
05:57You're going to look like Colonel Sanders?
06:00You're going to be dressed like Kenny?
06:02You guys are both going to be too powerful for me and Lise to even survive.
06:05Yeah.
06:06Kenny and Hugh in the morning?
06:07Kenny and Hugh.
06:09Oh, my God.
06:10I'm Kenny Rogers.
06:11He's Hugh Hefner.
06:12New Hugh.
06:13New Hugh.