Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about Snoop Dogg's announcement to give up smoke when they receive a call from 'Organism Rick' who was a frequent caller on the show many years ago and find out he's still alive!
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00:00All right.
00:05So these guys were telling you last week about Snoop Dogg.
00:10Apparently.
00:11We didn't play gin and juice when we were out.
00:12No, you did it wrong.
00:13Exactly.
00:14That's why you're here.
00:15We're glad you're back.
00:16We're not as brave as Dave.
00:17No.
00:19Yeah.
00:20That's got to be the clean version.
00:22Just play it.
00:24Snoop Dogg announced on social media, in case you missed it, that he was giving up smoke.
00:30We assume that it just means, like, health-wise, he couldn't do the smoke.
00:34Because that's what he said.
00:36So just edibles?
00:37Yeah, he's going to switch to edibles or maybe vaping.
00:40Which his company has a lot of edible products.
00:42Because I heard that there's several, like, known weed edible companies that their stock went up.
00:50Because they're like, oh, this is going to be big.
00:52Yeah, this is going to be big for edibles when Snoop comes out.
00:56And he's probably, he'll probably open up edibles like it's, like, you know, Christmas candy.
01:03Like, and just grab handfuls.
01:05Can you even imagine how many he would have to do?
01:07Yeah, it'd be crazy.
01:08You know?
01:09To keep up to his Snoop levels?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Yep.
01:12Oh, my God.
01:13He is getting older, though.
01:15Right.
01:15He's in his 50s, so.
01:16I have to assume a doctor.
01:18I have to assume a doctor said, hey.
01:20Yeah, your lungs.
01:21Your lungs are.
01:22You've looked.
01:22It looks like you worked in a mine.
01:24Well, it wasn't Dr. Dre that told him that.
01:25No, no, no.
01:26You've got to go to the right doctor.
01:28That'd be like me saying I was giving up potatoes.
01:30Exactly.
01:31Right?
01:31But then what if you were told.
01:33What a funny comparison.
01:33Yeah.
01:33Well, I mean, I've got nothing like that.
01:37I'd say it's more like Dave giving up coffee.
01:40Coffee.
01:40That's what it's like.
01:41Yeah, but imagine you're given.
01:43It's like.
01:44Most of us can relate to that.
01:45You know?
01:45Yeah.
01:45Sometimes you're given news where it's like, okay.
01:48Yeah, your heart.
01:49You can't handle coffee.
01:50You know?
01:50Like, you're not allowed to have caffeine anymore.
01:53Yeah.
01:53You know, it's like, oh, my God.
01:56Organism Rick is with us.
01:59Organism Rick?
02:00No.
02:01Is it really you?
02:02Is it you?
02:03Yeah.
02:04It is.
02:05Where have you been?
02:06Organism Rick, you disappeared for like 12 years.
02:09It's been so long.
02:09Where have you been?
02:12Hi, Dave.
02:13Hi, Rick.
02:14Hi, Chuck.
02:15Hello, Rick.
02:17And Lisa Wayne.
02:19There you go.
02:22Organism Rick back with us.
02:23I'm telling you.
02:25I'm back.
02:26You can relate to Snoop Dogg somehow.
02:30Yes.
02:30I got a story to tell you.
02:32Okay.
02:32I was 16 years old.
02:35Yeah.
02:35And I smoked everything.
02:37Cigars, pot, pipes, everything.
02:40Right.
02:40And I had a dream one.
02:42I think it was a dream.
02:44You know, I interpret dreams.
02:46Yeah, that's right.
02:47Yes.
02:48We remember.
02:49You might laugh your butt off over this one.
02:53Okay.
02:53I was in bed in a trailer.
02:56I was between houses.
02:58Yeah.
02:58But anyway, I was in a trailer in a mobile home park.
03:01Yep.
03:02And I was looked up, and there's five guys came in my room, and they had motorcycle helmets
03:10on, the ones with the visors, and dark clothes, and one of them was rifling through my stuff
03:18in the dresser, and one of them was rifling through my closet, and one of them was just
03:23standing there looking at me.
03:25Yes.
03:26And the other ones were looking at everybody else, but there was five of them, and I couldn't
03:31move.
03:32You couldn't move?
03:33You were frozen?
03:33No.
03:34I'm on my back, right?
03:37The only thing, I can see them.
03:40So they left, and I got up, but I really didn't get up.
03:45Oh, no.
03:45Right, right.
03:46Somehow, I flipped over on my stomach.
03:50I ended up on my stomach, but I actually left my body and went outside and looked up,
03:57and there was the spaceship.
04:00Yes.
04:01Yes.
04:01Yes.
04:02I know, Rick.
04:04I know that this happens.
04:06Chuck can relate.
04:06Chuck can relate.
04:06I know.
04:08Okay.
04:09And they shot a beam through me, through the trailer, and I seen it go down into the bowels
04:18of the earth.
04:20I mean, it went down there like a hole.
04:22So they penetrated you, Rick.
04:24They penetrated you.
04:25Not that way.
04:27Right, right.
04:29Right, right.
04:29That's exit only.
04:32That's another story.
04:34Yeah, that's another one.
04:35No, we don't have to worry about the story.
04:37Yeah.
04:38There are guys that get that, but I think they're a little bit off their rock.
04:44Okay.
04:44I see.
04:45I see.
04:45So the alien shot to the center of the earth.
04:50Through me.
04:51Yes.
04:52It went through me, and I went to the doctor, and I had to get a chest x-ray because I had
04:58a little congestion.
05:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:00Sure.
05:01When she got the x-rays back, she said, by God, good thing you never smoke.
05:07Your lungs are white as snow.
05:11And I said, oh, my God.
05:13I didn't tell her the story, but them suckers came down to heal me and clean me up.
05:19Yeah, because you did smoke a lot.
05:22He smoked everything.
05:24He smoked it all.
05:25Yeah.
05:25And the aliens blew you back to health with their laser beams.
05:30So Snoop just needs an alien to come and clear his lungs, is what you're saying.
05:34That's what we can hope for.
05:35There'll be a time.
05:37It's coming.
05:38Well, there's bad reptile aliens.
05:40I know.
05:40These were good ones.
05:41Uh-huh.
05:42You got lucky.
05:43You got the good aliens.
05:44The healing, the lung healing aliens.
05:46Lucky man.
05:46The light beings.
05:49Chuck, Chuck, do me a favor.
05:51Look up Gobo Pepe.
05:54Yeah, I already, I'm, I'm, I'm good.
05:57You can relate to.
05:58Of course he can relate to Organism Rick.
06:01This is him in 20 years calling some other show.
06:05Are you kidding me?
06:06It's Organism Chuck.
06:07Thank you, Rick.
06:10Yes.
06:11They're so similar.
06:12He's between homes.
06:13That's him.
06:15Yep.
06:16That's every day I do.
06:19Be careful.
06:21I love you.
06:21Okay, I'll be careful.
06:22Thanks for the warning.
06:24Bye-bye.
06:24Bye.
06:24It's good to hear from you.
06:25See you, Rick.
06:26See you.
06:26Fogify.
06:27Fogify.
06:28All right.
06:28All right.
06:29Bye-bye.
06:30Organism Rick lives.
06:30Seriously, how long has it been?
06:32It's been a long time.
06:32Ten years.
06:33It feels like, well, no.
06:35I mean, no, it's good.
06:36He hasn't called since we've been.
06:37Eight years.
06:38Has he called here?
06:39I've heard the name.
06:39I've heard you guys talk about the name Organism Rick.
06:41But you never were a part of it, right?
06:43No, I wasn't.
06:43That was before your time.
06:44Yeah, it was before he was full-time.
06:46He'd join us like once a week.
06:47Oh, really?
06:48Yeah.
06:48God, I feel like it's bad.
06:49He did dream.
06:50Yeah, he did dream interpretation.
06:51Yes, he did.
06:52Oh, that's right.
06:53I forgot about that.
06:54He did.
06:55He's a wild, wild guy.
06:57And now I know he's on my team.
06:59And he started, he got his claim to fame because he misused the word organism for orgasm.
07:04Yes, yes.
07:06And then he became Organism Rick.
07:07Yeah.
07:08That's right.
07:09He was like, yeah, I can give girls organisms.
07:14And no offense, I just assumed he died years ago.
07:17Yeah, we thought he just was gone.
07:20But his life's wild, I think.
07:21Well, he was busy being penetrated by aliens.
07:24Yeah, I mean, it happens.
07:25He couldn't call it.
07:26It happens.
07:27You get it.
07:27It's a tale as old as time.
07:29That's Chuck's future right there.
07:30The fact that he knows what he's talking about.
07:33Of course.
07:33Yeah.
07:33They're similar in so many levels.
07:36Yeah.
07:37I won't even tell you guys the bad stuff.
07:42Just know.
07:43Just know.
07:44Crazy times.