Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a flight from Panama City, FL that was diverted on it's way to Tampa, FL after there were reports of a bomb aboard the plane in the bathroom. After investigation, it turns it out that it was actually just an adult diaper.
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00:00Man, Florida's effed up.
00:10Well, a flight from Panama City, Florida, bound for Tampa, had to turn around after
00:19it was suspected there was a bomb on board.
00:23Stop it.
00:24Once on the ground, all 144 passengers were rushed off the plane.
00:30Yeah.
00:30While security crews did a sweep of the aircraft, it turns out the suspicious device that was
00:38noticed in the bathroom was not a bomb at all.
00:43Oh, no.
00:44It was a discarded adult diaper.
00:49So a bomb of sorts.
00:50Yeah, I mean, if that went off, you'd be really upset.
00:53Someone decides to change their diaper.
01:00I don't think you decide.
01:01I think that's why you have it on, Dave.
01:04I don't think it's much of a choice that you make.
01:07All right.
01:07Okay.
01:08It just seems like that's cramped quarters.
01:10One, I'm going to have to go in there with a new diaper in my hands.
01:14Yeah.
01:15You're, you're, you're soiled too.
01:17You are.
01:18What a mess.
01:19I would assume you have it in a bag.
01:21How do you enter, you know, an airplane?
01:24Yeah, I don't know.
01:25I don't think you like put it in a crock pot and leave it.
01:28You know what I mean?
01:29No, I'm just saying.
01:30How do you take it?
01:30It shouldn't have looked like a bomb.
01:32Oh, you mean like the extras?
01:34Yeah.
01:35So I think it's just in your little carry on, right?
01:37Yeah.
01:37But I've got to open it up, whip out my diaper, walk down to the bathroom.
01:42You're, you know, you can be real proud.
01:44I remember when I walked around with those wipes, I was pretty proud about it.
01:48And I had a very nice carrying case.
01:50I feel like it could also be very discreet with an adult diaper.
01:52Yeah.
01:52Yeah.
01:52That's what I think too.
01:54Tuck it under your shirt.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Put it in your pocket.
01:56You want me to see back in there?
01:57Your pocket?
01:57They seem big.
01:57How big is it?
01:58Go grab one.
01:59Yeah.
01:59Go grab one.
02:00That's right.
02:00He has some here.
02:01I forgot.
02:01Well, you never know.
02:02From a challenge we did years ago.
02:05Just probably put it in a small bag, like a.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Let's see, Dave.
02:09Wow.
02:09Oh.
02:10You know what, though?
02:10That is more than you bargained for.
02:12Yeah, but you can put it.
02:13You ever see people go in the airline bathrooms because they need to like, whatever, if you're
02:17on a long flight.
02:18Brush their teeth.
02:19Yeah.
02:19You know.
02:20Right.
02:20Okay.
02:21Right.
02:21Yeah.
02:21Whatever they do.
02:22Like just.
02:23That's it.
02:23So they bring a little bag with them sometimes.
02:26That's it.
02:27Okay.
02:27But they should have discarded it.
02:29I don't know where you discard it, though.
02:31I don't know either.
02:31They left it on the counter, so that's why it looked like.
02:34Oh my God.
02:34Do you leave it on the counter?
02:36That's disgusting.
02:37Unless the garbage was so.
02:38Sometimes I've been in a plane that that garbage is so full you can barely fit a paper towel
02:42in there.
02:42Oh, okay.
02:43So maybe that's it.
02:43They had it shoved.
02:45Oh, it would lease.
02:46I mean, it was.
02:48It would smell.
02:48It's got to smell 10 times worse than a baby diaper.
02:51All I can hope is that it was just urine.
02:55Yeah.
02:55We don't know that part.
02:56I guess I'm assuming it was not.
02:58Turd.
02:58Yeah.
02:58That's what I thought, too.
03:00So I don't know.
03:01Do you call urine soiled?
03:02I think.
03:02I think.
03:02They just forgot they should have just put it in the trash.
03:06I don't know.
03:07Like if I looked at that, though, like I don't care what you do to that thing that you have
03:10right there, Dave, unless you put a bunch of wires in it.
03:13I'm not thinking.
03:15Yeah.
03:15That's a bomb?
03:15That's a bomb.
03:16Unless it's dark in color now.
03:18I don't know.
03:19I don't know.
03:20I'm not sure.
03:20But even then, I feel like.
03:21Oh, so many questions.
03:22Unless it's a bomb.
03:24I think what it is is someone saw it.
03:27They've never encountered anything like this in their life.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30I hope I never have to wear these.
03:31Oh, it's coming for all of us.
03:32I don't really know.
03:33I really.
03:34These are the worst, most to me.
03:36Well, they're also the cheapest.
03:37They make better.
03:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:39They make like pull-up ones.
03:42Oh, my God.
03:42That are more like underwear.
03:44James is looking to save some cash.
03:45You guys, the day I have to put these on.
03:47It's coming for all of us.
03:48I'm up.
03:48Well, you'll probably be.
03:49Oh, the tower.
03:50Yeah, the tower.
03:51But you can afford the name brand ones.
03:53It depends.
03:54It's like he's on an infomercial for one of these things.
03:56He just keeps showing it to us.
03:58I know.
03:58He keeps stretching it out.
03:59He keeps showing us what it's like.
04:01It's the worst.
04:03I can't imagine having to put this on.
04:05Come on, man.
04:06Look at this thing that's got to go between your legs.
04:09And this is real hard.
04:10Why is this hard?
04:11What's that?
04:11What are you talking about?
04:12Is it at the back or the front?
04:13Let me see it.
04:16I'm going to guess that's the bulletproof back.
04:19You need it to stop.
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:21It's probably to stop.
04:21Maybe it's for like this leakage.
04:24Oh, maybe it's secret.
04:26Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:28You might be right.
04:29It's hard up here.
04:30It's cushiony down here where you're going to poop.
04:33You ever pour a gallon of iced tea in one of those things like they do on the commercial?
04:36I wonder how much I have.
04:37You want to go get a gallon of water?
04:40Let's see how much it can handle.
04:42You got a gallon of water in there, Dave?
04:43I'm just saying.
04:44If the thing doesn't have a timer attached to it.
04:48They're made for a big man.
04:49They're made for a big man.
04:49Well, James.
04:51It's the one size of its own.
04:52Oh, for my dog.
04:53Those are jeans.
04:54Those are jeans.
04:55You're tearing apart my diaper.
04:56I'm not trying to shame.
04:57My diaper choice.
04:58No.
04:59No.
04:59I mean, it's good.
05:00They stretch and they're not tearing.
05:01Yeah, yeah.
05:02I was able to put them over top of my clothes that one time.
05:05Yeah.
05:06So, I like the idea of Dave.
05:09He can only do his job if he's holding one of those.
05:11Yes.
05:12Like, it's just a quirk.
05:13It's a quirk of his.
05:15Gotta get my diaper.
05:16It really calms him when he's holding those diapers.
05:19Do you guys have Dave's therapy diaper?
05:20Otherwise, we're not going to be able to do the show, man.
05:22No, it really did hit me that I never, ever want to be in one.
05:25Oh, yeah.
05:26You know?
05:27Listen, so.
05:27There's pictures of the diaper.
05:29Oh, God.
05:30The plain diaper?
05:31Yeah.
05:32Oh, man.
05:33I don't know how to do this now.
05:34Let's see.
05:36Oh, there it is.
05:37How in the world?
05:38Why would you think?
05:40I don't know.
05:40Was it a challenge person that said bomb?
05:42It's even.
05:42I think it's a new diaper.
05:44I think it's just like what you have.
05:47It's just holding.
05:48It's not even soiled.
05:50It's blurred out, though.
05:51Yeah, what is blurred out?
05:52Where?
05:53The image on the right.
05:54Here.
05:55Is it just.
05:55That's the brand name?
05:56What's.
05:57Oh, maybe.
05:58I don't know.
05:58Somebody write a note that said.
06:00Bomb.
06:01You write a note on a diaper?
06:03Hey.
06:04You're in a good spot.
06:05Hey, Dave.
06:06Can I see that diaper for a sec?
06:09Is that it?
06:10Is it a threat?
06:11Maybe it says something like.
06:14Uh.
06:15Bomb on board.
06:18Because you're about to drop a deuce in it.
06:20And then you have technically a bomb on board yourself.
06:24We had.
06:24There's an object found on the adult diaper.
06:28What is the.
06:29So that must be the writing, right?
06:32Well.
06:32The tape.
06:33Is it tape?
06:34It almost looks like toilet paper.
06:35Just.
06:35They searched.
06:37Only to find a.
06:38Only to find an adult diaper.
06:39I just don't know how upset I am that I write a dastardly note on a set of underwear or.
06:48An adult diaper.
06:49An adult diaper.
06:50By the way, this smells too.
06:52I mean, it's not like.
06:53It's not like a.
06:54Like a.
06:54You smell.
06:55It's just like a chemical smell.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Well, imagine how powerful.
06:58But imagine how powerful that is.
07:03Someone get a picture.
07:04Someone called it.
07:05Dave's fidget diaper.
07:06Yeah.
07:07I don't have that.
07:08I don't need that.
07:09I think you do.
07:10I don't know where this is on this Mexican crime page.
07:13I don't need it.
07:13I tried.
07:14They covered the diaper story.
07:17And we're not seeing it.
07:19But if it did say.
07:20They have blurred something out on a diaper.
07:21Yeah.
07:22If it said there's a bomb.
07:24That doesn't say bomb.
07:25The last word right there where your cursor is.
07:28Does it?
07:29Here?
07:30Yeah.
07:30No, that doesn't even look like it says anything.
07:32It looks like a bunch of pixels or something.
07:38It's just like a 30 minute flight, by the way.
07:40So.
07:41I know.
07:41If you poop yourself.
07:42How upset could you get?
07:45I don't know what's going on here.
07:47But it's all very strange.
07:48Yeah.
07:49Very strange.
07:50You sure you don't want to hang on to it?
07:52Yeah, that's perfectly good.
07:53Play with it throughout the show?
07:54Thanks.
07:55You can still fidget with it, Dave.
07:56If you want.
07:57I'm okay.
07:57I want a slow motion.
07:58One video of Dave sniffing that diaper, please.
08:00Please stop.
08:01Jason will get on there later.
08:02Yes, thank you.
08:03We don't need it.
08:04Okay.
08:05All right.
08:05Oh, God.
08:07Chuck, don't be disgusting.
08:09Oh, I almost swore you.
08:11I almost called him an a-hole.
08:13Chuck, don't be disgusting.
08:14You a-hole.
08:17Let's move on.
08:18Okay.
08:18Shall we?
08:19I mean, it doesn't look like TNT.
08:20That's all we're saying.
08:21Not at all.
08:22Unless it did say something, but we can't.
08:24Yeah.
08:24We can't make it up.
08:25Well...
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