Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about conjoined twins being born in Uzbekistan and imagine how horrible it would be if they were two heads sharing one body.
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00:00a two-headed baby was born oh one of these i still get fascinated i still get fascinated by the
00:12the girls that had that show oh yeah because i'm always thinking about what are they doing now
00:18two heads one body yeah well this is these conjoined twins are the same they share one body
00:22and one genital yeah one just a single genital just a single dong between the two of them oh
00:29it's a guy it's a guy wait a second well the age is way off they are male because don't you think a
00:37two-headed guy and a two-headed girl should be together absolutely and everyone's got someone
00:41to make out with yeah there was some banging the one bit yeah there was a documentary or something
00:47about uh conjoined twins and they like somebody dated them and they were two yeah they were like
00:54two separate people but they had the same they had to choose one guy but yeah but but like here's
01:00the thing so so i just turned the head on the left is in love with the guy the head on the right it's
01:07like he's okay i don't mind him being around hates him but then head on the left decides hey listen head
01:13on the right try not to pay any attention here but we're gonna do it right yeah so give me but you're
01:18attached head on the right to all the parts yeah all right so i'd still feel the pleasure of the
01:24that's what i mean and so like you would you that's what they share it it's or could i and as a dude it's
01:32even crazier like if i'm not into that chick maybe i don't get it up or oh one guy does your power
01:38or does one power enough to control probably one power is enough but i do wonder if one head is more
01:44in charge of the genitals than the i'm sure there's a dominant one like uh feeling wise and
01:50like reactions weird if like walking by i saw a really hot chick and i was like bam and i get a
01:55boner and you know my brother's head's beside me he's like what's thanks yeah he's into real big
01:59girls and you're not this i would be a weird life if i had another head on me yeah i wonder if they
02:05wake up together like oh so if like if i'm an early riser and chuck wants to sleep i got bombed
02:14like oh god too bad chuck we're getting up
02:17it could be a nightmare a nightmare stop touching us chuck stop touching us i love it i'm watching
02:25every week i can't help it i love it you know listen get you start doing your best with that left
02:30hand no stop it we have stuff to do today chuck because i that's what the other thing i like i
02:37think with the girls the ones in charge of the side that they're on so in order to walk they have to
02:44like move together like a weird like a pain in the ass you'd never want to go anywhere and you just drag
02:50your leg along yeah and i'd want to go like you know zip lining and chuck would not want to i'd have
02:56to drag him there and slip a helmet on him yeah make him do it with me and then i want to go
03:01paragliding and then i want to go to the beach oh that's hilarious man yeah up late playing video
03:06games i'd kill myself i'd kill us i would kill us that's it come on i'd kill us you could not kill us
03:14i could i could and i would yeah i could and i would you're like joe don't kill us i'm like i'm
03:22killing us it's like you know the little devils on your shoulder the upbeat positive one and then
03:28the negative you're like stop being so negative stop jerking it i didn't ask for this i'm trying
03:35to eat healthier as he's shoving a cheeseburger in our mouth well oh man that would be devastating
03:40huh you're really worried about losing weight and i'm like i don't care man i'm eating a blizzard
03:44again today you're like yeah but it's my body i'm like it's my body in the bathroom all the time oh
03:51god see what you did to us we gotta poop so often oh man i'm fine with it chuck would be so mad if
04:00dave got up for one of his walks at like like four in a morning oh my god where are we going to pull
04:07his sleeping head and body along right i'd have to drag it down the walking path yeah they can't
04:13they can't both wake up at the same time i'm i bet when one gets up they're like
04:20start licking the other one to wake them up one arm i'd drive you crazy i'd be humming i'd be
04:26whistling i'd be doing everything i could to wake you up because i wanted to start the day yeah oh i'd
04:31be snoring right in your ear and there's nothing you can do oh my god right here yeah i'd kill myself
04:38no i know you would i would have killed myself so long one of us if one of us didn't kill the other one
04:42of us would take our own lives well that's the other thing right like if the one dies the other
04:48one dies yeah you ever you would have killed me by taking your own life they can't survive
04:54one like one head yeah that's the crazy thing but like imagine they can separate them though
05:00yeah but i think there's something like if one died the other one i don't i don't think there's
05:04any kind of there's nothing they can do to stop oh because that's interesting right say you got i know
05:11it's crazy but like in a gunfight right yeah and there's two of us and i i take one
05:17but you're like i'm fine yeah get him off of me yeah get him off yeah quick it's a mind-blowing
05:26thing like sharing a body like that that'd be crazy yeah be super weird i am i'm actually very
05:32fascinated by the the science of it all yeah each case is very different probably yeah you know what i
05:38mean yeah the science of it really and like the the psychology of it all stop playing with our
05:43nipples chuck chuck stop playing with hey dave use your right hand for a bit no please get your hands
05:48reach around back for me oh my god why is your hand back there get it out hey dave you like this
05:54no no no would each of you would get a nipple that you're like yes so just one would like i always
06:01play with his i'm always playing with him no i'm not gonna i'm not gonna stop oh man it'd be a nightmare
06:10it'd be a friggin nightmare