Dave & Chuck the Freak read an e-mail from a listener who wants to know how to handle a weird situation with her boyfriend of five months. Her boyfriend has been hanging out with her family (aunt, uncle and parents) without her and can't figure out what's going on there. The show thinks it's one of two options. It's either a family gangbang or a family euchre night.
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00:00what odd thing has happened after a listener introduced her new guy to her family so this
00:10person says hey need a little advice in a new relationship it's been going amazingly well
00:15been together about five months now i've since introduced him to my family who live close by
00:21he's become really good friends with my uncle i work weird hours and i also bartend a couple
00:28nights a week on those nights my boyfriend and my uncle tend to hang out a lot quite often with my
00:35aunt as well i've also introduced him to my parents and they love him naturally why wouldn't they he's
00:39a great guy the issue is that he and my uncle and aunt now hang out all the time without me and now
00:46he's starting to hang out with my parents and my aunt and uncle all without me weird i don't know
00:54why but i feel like in a weird way i'm starting to be replaced by my own boyfriend it's weird yeah
00:59it's not a normal situation what advice to give because it's so odd it's kind of hilarious that
01:05he's like i can't hang out with you tonight i'm you know i'm just hanging out with your uncle and aunt
01:10and your parents yeah that's super bizarre and listen either he's not as into you as you think
01:18he is or is you into him but he's really taken to your family i don't know though because do you
01:24know how into someone i'd have to be to become best friends with their uncle my god i mean i i don't
01:30even know i can't even wrap my head around becoming someone's uncle's best buddy i know you have a
01:39friend you have somebody in your family who's connected to lou diamond phillips and you're not
01:42even trying to hook up and be friends with him no please not in love with your uncle
01:47well i don't know lisa lisa did you do that no i went there everyone's silent everyone's silent
01:55i thought it i don't know what to say i don't know what to say about it it's odd i wasn't expecting it
02:01i don't understand i wasn't expecting he's really treating that aunt well a little something's going on
02:08a lot of text about cuckolds yeah i thought about the cuckold something's not right is this a younger
02:13aunt i don't know anyone's age you know it's it's just lisa the the reason i thought it too is just
02:21because it's so awkward it makes no sense almost other than that that it's like there's a there's
02:28an attraction there's something oh no what i know you're not on tgi friday are you banging
02:38my uncle that's a lot of an uncle he's probably banging the aunt and the uncle is like cool with
02:46just watching and cleaning up oh my gosh well that's the classic chuck that's a classic the classic
02:54cold i hope it's not that that's at the bottom of my list of i hope not too but it's definitely
03:00was in my brain someone said lisa just out dave and chuck dave and chuck what the hell yeah i think
03:06he maybe is banging the uncle i don't know likes him or something like there's something going on
03:11weird that she's left out how do you break the news to your girlfriend that you're banging her uncle
03:17you don't you just leave that's just a secret you just leave and like i said i don't believe it's
03:23the uncle it could be but it could be you don't know you don't just don't know life is just with
03:29the uncle sometimes with the aunt sometimes with the parents but it's yeah he and my uncle hang out
03:33all the time hey babes i'm going to hang out with uncle sweet cheeks i mean it also is possible that
03:38you don't know everything about this guy it's only been five months he might do certain drugs that you
03:45don't know about and maybe you don't know somebody at five months you really don't you really don't
03:50don't ignore red flags that are obviously appearing yeah to leave you out you shouldn't be left out
03:56period i don't care what's going on a lot of people have that song running through their head
04:00which one you know the such a effing face uncle effer oh yeah is he an uncle effer is he an uncle
04:08effer and aunt banger is no better aunt banger or uncle effer and sometimes your parents hang out
04:13with them too what is going on imagine what's going on could you imagine if no i can't if your
04:20partner's banging your whole family involved no that's i mean that's how you let's see you wrap
04:25it up right it's probably like uh it's probably nothing it's probably like some crazy euchre night
04:30yeah yeah right she's not included yeah she hates her but you gotta ask and you gotta figure it out
04:35i don't know you maybe even go to your aunt and uncle and say hey it's making me a little
04:39uncomfortable you're spending more time with my boyfriend than i am i i don't think that's i think
04:43you gotta go to him i thought him first yeah you gotta go to him what a crazy gambit this is running
04:48it's either you're in a cuckold with your uncle while you or they're having euchre night
04:53one or the other andy it's one or the other i don't know which is worse in my book it's pretty
05:02terrible both your boyfriend is having sex with your aunt and uncle
05:06do you know how much money you'd have to pay me to go play you'd have to pay me a fortune to go
05:15play euchre with your aunt and uncle when you email this show these are the scenarios that
05:20these are the situations we deal with all the time okay question don't you feel like they know
05:26that a little bit and like they're like get to the bottom of this for me because it's so weird
05:30but she thinks that this is going somewhere she thinks this relationship this is the guy
05:34euchre is a four-person game right it is yes it is yeah probably euchre probably euchre
05:42oh it's just euchre someone said euchre is a hell of a drug
05:45they play three-hand i was gonna say they definitely would have her involved your boyfriend is having
05:52sex with your entire family i think he's banging your parents or playing euchre having sex with your
05:58mom having sex with your dad having sex with your uncle and your aunt or it's bridge
06:05are you laughing my whole family don't say that don't say that just don't don't do that
06:13or they might be playing dominoes
06:15question question does emailing us about your five-month boyfriend mean that you are not going
06:27to make it yes i yeah you're not going to make it he's not the one probably we're the place that
06:33people turn to where they're like i've been married five months in your boyfriend has left
06:37you for your entire family your boyfriend bangs your dad sexually your boyfriend is sexually
06:45interested in your father and your uncle he's tempted by the balls of another someone said or
06:51they're playing darts your boyfriend has sex with your uncle and your dad you're gonna have to
06:55figure out what to do good luck potato skins can't help there's no menu item that can fix this
07:06oh goodness good luck yeah yeah i love that yeah wish you all the best yeah wish you all the best
07:13follow up and they're gonna be like throwing cards because they're just playing you yeah get out of
07:20my uncle i mean how's the game yeah hey she could show up unexpectedly yeah do that because she's not
07:28included would you want to see uncle sex if that's what it is they're like yes what if they're lisa
07:33because you need to know she's terrible at euchre and the guy is like listen i've got my ex-girlfriend
07:42is a way better euchre player i'm gonna bring her so it's a new game gangbanger euchre
07:48gangbanger euchre quickly text us call us gangbanger euchre this is a new game it's a
07:56new dave and chuck the freak game and then you can call us too if you yeah quickly but we got to
08:01make it fast here we just want to do a quick poll dave and chuck poll gangbanger or uh yeah i'll get
08:07it don't you worry don't you worry when you were saying that i was like gangbanger euchre
08:12i was like so instead of gangbang or euchre it's gangbanger euchre yeah like
08:18gangbang or euchre mix them yep yeah here we go gangbanger euchre it's a brand new game show
08:26is she banging is he banging her family or are they just playing a card game
08:34you decide today on gangbang or euchre great show
08:44gangbang for sure gangbang gangbang drugs euchre euchre gangbang gangbang gangbang gangbang gangbang
08:52gangbang for sure no one has said euchre yet one euchre one euchre just loshing around
09:01Gangbang and Euchre
09:03That's a twist
09:05That's possible too
09:06Euchre
09:07Gangbang gangbang gangbang gangbang
09:10Gangbang gangbang gangbang gangbang
09:12Euchre both
09:15Naked Euchre
09:16Euchre then gangbang
09:19The winners get to be the tops
09:23Gangbang gangbang gangbang
09:27Alright the results are in
09:29On this first ever edition of
09:30Gangbang or Euchre
09:33The winner is
09:34Well it's gangbang by a long shot
09:36Gangbang
09:37Your boyfriend is banging your family
09:40Oh my god
09:41Let us know
09:41Yeah please let us know
09:43We gotta get to the bottom of this for sure
09:45This will keep people up at night
09:47So good luck
09:49That's probably not how she thought that segment would go
09:53No not at all
09:54That's the risk you take
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10:00Chuck the Freak
10:01You don't know which way it'll go
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