Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a peeping tom who was busted without pants in a tree and Lisa shares how she would deal with the pervert.
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00:00officers were called out in wisconsin overnight
00:10the report of a man in a tree
00:13when they got there just after 9 30 they found 54 year old john kuznus
00:19still in the tree but they noticed he had no pants on
00:24hi he had no reasonable explanation was he jerking it to someone could he see
00:32an investigation revealed that he was looking into the second floor window of
00:37an apartment of course they had to knock on the door of that woman's place and
00:42let her know that this guy had been watching her for quite some time with
00:48his pants off looks like the iron cheek it's so bizarre to look out your window
00:53and see some guy without his pants on it and a tree
00:55that's a weird day it is
01:00you just i've noticed you was it no it was dark out yeah well at 9 30 yeah for
01:10sure like you see this glow white man glow yeah white man glow
01:14at least it's like oh geez i think i see the moon that supermoon is really close
01:19it would take me a while to figure out what what that was yeah it would i
01:23think it would there's the creature in the tree oh there's like a different
01:26kind of animal here
01:28is my vision is bad anyway i'd have to run and get my glasses really
01:34glasses on i'm like i still don't know then i have to grab my binoculars
01:39oh she's got binoculars oh of course she has binoculars yeah she has binoculars
01:43yeah you really do i thought that was just
01:45go look out i thought it was just comedic
01:48she's gotta keep her whole
01:51figure out what's happening around me
01:53she's like my binoculars don't work i go to my telescope
01:56yeah
01:56if there's like
01:58she's got one of those
01:59sometimes you don't know there's like an animal in the distance like what is that and you know
02:04i'm surprised she doesn't have lights like they have in jail yards you know oh yeah
02:08and then they turn on the lights
02:11illuminate
02:14sucks all the power right so then i'd get my binoculars and i would get it into focus and i'd see
02:21and then i'd go
02:31long process from start to finish get your clothes back on
02:38get out of here
02:41watch out for pantless pervs in your trees oh man let's hope no one else has to encounter that
02:50to me it's advanced when you go pantsless yeah you know you're in a tree too being a perv in a tree
02:56that's one thing but a pantsless perv well it probably is hard as you're holding onto a tree
03:02for dear life to get the pants off so he did some forward thinking like where is his pants
03:08it doesn't mention that that's a good question is his car parked out somewhere well i think you
03:14should leave them right by the tree base are they in the bottom of the tree i don't climb to
03:18pantsless do you they get splinters in your sack yeah world stole his pants he's facing them up a
03:23tree that's why he was found that's what i would have said that's your excuse how do you take your
03:27pants off in a tree that's what i'm saying you'd have to remove them before you get to the tree or
03:31before you start climbing you could i could get fully nude in a tree i'd get a bb gun
03:35fire at that lily white hat lisa like gets a scope and she's like 30 degrees
03:47see how it's blowing let's see if i can hit the tip of his stronger
03:58lou's got the binoculars she takes a shot
04:09that's about two clicks west isn't it lou
04:15i guarantee he'll never climb a tree again pantless no you're right you you friggin snipe him out there
04:23with your bb gun yes it's just one shot one shot one one shot way yeah lisa has a bb gun at the
04:31ready and binoculars binoculars bb gun yeah we don't even know the half the crap she's got set up
04:38no we have no idea there's pits of death i do have my glasses but they wouldn't work so i have to run
04:43get my binoculars another curve fell down into the leaf pit you have binoculars right chuck
04:49yes but i'm a nerd i mean i look at the stars with them you know your binoculars are for totally
04:56different reasons yeah yours are for alert safety cautions yeah exactly
05:00navigating the landscape to see if there are any intruders within three miles
05:06i'm going to bed lisa's on the on the night watch i imagine her taking molly out at night with like
05:15the full green light oh yeah oh yeah good idea you can get some black out there yeah it's not it's
05:25not that even molly has them on oh yeah even lou little lou they're all ready they're all prepped
05:33and ready for action oh my goodness