We're pretty sure Chuck Berry and Roger Ailes hung out and talked about farting in their faces a lot.
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00:00I knew a girl that was into, uh, using daddy in a sexual way.
00:04What?
00:05Yeah, and, uh, that's weird.
00:08Yeah.
00:09She got, she enjoyed it.
00:10It was a turn-on for her, and not for me.
00:13Uh, okay, so, yeah, yet again, things in real life are a little different.
00:21Yeah, I've never called Claire daddy.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Wouldn't that be funny?
00:25Yeah, yeah.
00:25Oh, daddy.
00:26Yeah.
00:26What?
00:27Can I call you daddy?
00:28Can I fuck your face?
00:30Oh, my God.
00:31I was thinking Chuck Berry is the gold standard.
00:33Oh, my God.
00:34How you conduct yourself.
00:37Now open your mouth.
00:38He softened in my face.
00:40Steve, who was worse, Chuck Berry or Roger Ailes?
00:45Oh, my God.
00:46Well, Chuck Berry created a form of entertainment.
00:48You're right.
00:48He did.
00:49I'm going to have to give Ailes the down thumb on that one.
00:52The idea of Ailes.
00:53Just because I think he's too laying on you.
00:56And Chuck was in shape.
00:58Yeah.
00:58So, if you're going to have someone fart in your face, at least they have to take care
01:02of themselves.
01:03I don't think Roger Ailes.
01:05I don't think he works out or anything.
01:08Did Ailes pass away?
01:09He still was.
01:10Yeah.
01:10No, yeah.
01:10He passed away.
01:11Yeah.
01:11Yeah.
01:12John Lithgow portrayed him in that bombshell movie.
01:14Yeah, yeah.
01:14Really well, and there was just an uncomfortable scene with him and Maro.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:19Oh, he was just disgusting.
01:20He was so foul.
01:21And I just, I perceived that to be an accurate representation of the guy.
01:24I'm going to eat ribs and then fart in your face.
01:26Oh, my God.
01:29You really don't have a good spiel with women, do you?
01:31Well, he's so wealthy and, you know, he can do what he wants to.
01:36Yeah, he died five years ago.
01:37Six years ago.
01:38Was it that long ago?
01:39Yeah.
01:39Wow.
01:40All right.
01:40Crazy.
01:41Chuck Berry, how long ago did Chuck Berry die?
01:43Was it a, uh, timed out?
01:46Chuck Berry died.
01:46Same year.
01:47Yeah, he died.
01:47Ah.
01:48Wow.
01:48They died two years apart.
01:50Coincidence?
01:51I don't think so.
01:52I thought you said it was same year.
01:53Two months.
01:53Oh, two months.
01:54Okay.
01:54You're going to have this two months in the same year.
01:57So, Roger Ailes.
01:57No, and he said two years ago.
02:00Oh.
02:00Roger Ailes died on May 18th, 2017.
02:03Chuck Berry, March 18th, 2017.
02:06Wow.
02:07Okay.
02:08I bet those guys hung out together.
02:10I think so.
02:10Traded farting and mouth story.
02:12Yep.
02:13Sad year.
02:14Hey, Roger, it's Chuck.
02:16You know that new sound you've been looking for?
02:19Hello.
02:20You know that new kink you've been looking for?
02:22Hello.
02:22John Fodden in the bitch's face.
02:25Thanks for the call, John.
02:28Don't nobody go nowhere.