Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who is selling her 3,000 ounces of breast milk to help women during the formula shortage. Then, a guy texts in about helping his wife with her clogged duct and the service 'Clogbusters' is born.
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00:00Unless you haven't been paying attention to the news, there's a huge baby formula shortage.
00:12That's the latest in the supply chain issues we're facing.
00:16I caught a little bit of wind of this, but...
00:18They can't keep baby formula on the shelves, and it's worrying.
00:22Some parents, they need to feed their kids, right?
00:24Well, there's a Utah mom that's saying she'll help out by selling her breast milk.
00:30Here's that story now from Fox 13. Let's take a listen.
00:35I figure I'm running out of room, so might as well help someone else.
00:39Oh boy, she went for it, huh?
00:40Alyssa Chitty has three freezers full of breast milk.
00:44I know I have over 3,000 ounces.
00:473,000 ounces downstairs and probably almost 1,000 upstairs.
00:51Hi, how are you?
00:52She wanted to donate it all to a local milk bank, but decided it was much easier to list it online.
00:57I have looked into it, and I was working with a group, but my daughter has SMA and we've been in and out of primaries,
01:06and so it's just been hard to go do the blood work and go do all the other stuff,
01:12and that's the only thing that's stopped me from doing that part.
01:16You mean make her safe?
01:16Mountain West Mother's Milk Bank says they would need more than 300 donors to be able to meet the needs in the community.
01:22During this donor shortage, they've gotten down to 175.
01:27Even if hundreds of moms were to step up and volunteer to donate today,
01:31it would still take months for the bank to meet the demand.
01:34Chitty, hoping to sell her breast milk at $1 per ounce, but she says she's willing to negotiate with moms
01:40because she understands what they're going through.
01:43It was making me, like, nervous just because, so my daughter was very, very colicky,
01:49and I know a lot of moms need specific formulas for babies with upset tummies,
01:53and I know how hard it can be when they're upset and there's something you can do about that stomach pain.
02:02She has pumped her ta-ta's.
02:07I don't understand.
02:07I've never seen a collection of this much milk in my life other than a grocery store.
02:13Why does she have so much?
02:14This lady has a fully operational dairy, it seems.
02:17So, but here, what's happening here, isn't it really dangerous, probably?
02:23Well, breast milk? Someone else's breast milk? Absolutely.
02:25Someone's milk just from their freezer?
02:27Yeah.
02:27Especially when she doesn't want to go get blood tests and stuff done.
02:30That's the thing. That's what blows my mind.
02:31Like, let's make sure your milk is safe for other kids to consume
02:33before you find out there's some sort of blood-borne pathogen in there.
02:37But the name is right there, Chitty's Titties, right?
02:39Yeah.
02:39It's right there.
02:40It's right there.
02:41And honestly, she's pretty enough to just be inundated with the milk pervs.
02:50Don't you think milk pervs are just as bad as just a Utah lady?
02:54Uh-huh.
02:55She could probably just take 1,000 of those ounces she has
02:57and sell it to the pervs at an increased rate,
02:59and then she could donate the rest.
03:00That's it.
03:01Milk pervs.
03:02Like, honestly, I'd love to talk to her now,
03:05because this has probably been out now for a couple days.
03:09I bet she's been inundated by milk pervs.
03:12That's a—she—they found her.
03:15You know they found her.
03:16The people, like, guys that just want to drink her milk
03:18or bathe or spray it on them or—
03:21Because I'm real thirsty for some milk.
03:22Oh, no.
03:23Time to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
03:24Okay.
03:25I got some cookies.
03:26Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
03:28I need your milk.
03:29Oh, I just now had to help my wife relieve a clogged duct.
03:33So, he got after it.
03:36He got after it, because that's one of the ways—
03:39He was not happy with it.
03:41So—
03:41He had to suck it out.
03:42Yeah, apparently.
03:43I couldn't.
03:43I couldn't.
03:44I'd vomit on her.
03:46Then it's just like a piece of cheese or something.
03:47Yeah, it does.
03:48It comes out like a squiggly piece of cheese.
03:52Sorry.
03:53It's not my room yet.
03:53I got a curd.
03:54I got a curd in my mouth.
03:56What do you want me to do?
03:57Stop it.
03:58I didn't invent human beings.
04:00I don't think it's a curd.
04:01I think it'd be like a—
04:03No.
04:03It can work.
04:04You guys want to try some of this?
04:05It's fresh breast cheese.
04:07No.
04:07Whenever they say that, they've got a clogged duct.
04:08I got some crackers.
04:09We've talked about it before.
04:10I just think of like the—
04:12Like if you go to a restaurant, they got the ketchup bottle, and it's created the—
04:16It's created the top.
04:17Yeah, yeah.
04:18You gotta get it out.
04:18Or like—
04:20That's what a—
04:20I'm like, oh, that ketchup bottle's got a clogged duct.
04:23Like a lotion that hasn't been used in a long time in like a bathroom.
04:27Oh, yeah, that gets hard.
04:28And then you like—
04:29It's got that one piece.
04:31One lump.
04:31One hard lump.
04:32Okay, all right.
04:33That's enough.
04:34That's enough.
04:35That's enough.
04:36Human cheese.
04:36Oh, man.
04:37Oh, man.
04:37Oh, man.
04:38Hard, lumpy human cheese.
04:39I don't like it.
04:40Well, good for you, the husband that just sucked it on out of there.
04:44Yeah, see, like I never did anything like that.
04:46But the pump was strong enough on certain settings and with some warm compress.
04:52Take care of any kind of issue.
04:54You don't want to clog.
04:54It's not my world.
04:55I feel like it's kind of your world when you've signed up to clog bust.
05:04Who are you going to call?
05:06Clogbusters!
05:06Do you have a clogged duck in your breast?
05:15Call.
05:17You've called the right guys.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:21It's just a pervert show up.
05:23Yeah.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Hi.
05:25Show up to your door and suck that clog right out of your breast.
05:28How are you?
05:30Yeah.
05:31I'm a clog buster.
05:34Clot buster.
05:35Clog.
05:36Clog.
05:36Clot.
05:38Milky.
05:39All right.
05:41Yeah, anyway.
05:42I mean, that's no good.
05:44Yeah, that's a crazy thing.
05:45I've never seen that much in my life.
05:47Titty curds are not something I ever want to be a part of.
05:49No.
05:50Don't say titty curds.
05:51No.
05:52Real bad.
05:55We're going to need the clog busters.
05:58My goodness.
05:58Because I'm not doing it.
06:00No, no, no.
06:02No.