Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about planning Super Bowl parties when Chuck had a diabolical plan of buying up all the dip ingredients and ruining people's parties because they couldn't have dip.
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00:00If you are hosting a Super Bowl party,
00:08you may need some last-minute advice on food,
00:10and they released some information on the most searched dips in America
00:14over the past week.
00:16I've been searching a lot of dips.
00:17See, this is what I mean, though,
00:18about the people that are preparing like a week or two in advance, right?
00:21Yes, they've been searching dips.
00:22They've been searching dip recipes.
00:23They've been searching dips.
00:24We've got to get good dips.
00:26I feel like it's the most important thing at the Super Bowl party.
00:29I feel like it's a very dip-heavy every time I've ever been to any party.
00:33Wouldn't you say it's the biggest day of the year for dips?
00:36I bet it is.
00:38It's like the Christmas of dips.
00:39Oh, yes, it is.
00:40Yeah, it's like the way turkey is.
00:43It's dip-ness.
00:44Yeah, it's dip-ness.
00:45Merry dip-ness to you.
00:47Let's start dip-ness.
00:48I just thought about a diabolical plot.
00:51If you ever win the Power Bowl to a week before the Super Bowl,
00:58just buy dip out of every single, like, buy all the ingredients of everything.
01:03What?
01:04Buy it all.
01:06You have so much money, you have no...
01:07Just buy it all and ruin a ton of parties.
01:10What are you, like, the Dr. Evil of dips?
01:11That's hilarious to me.
01:13That is hilarious.
01:14Do you understand what it would do to people if they went and they were like,
01:19oh, I'm sorry, someone came in and bought all of our dips?
01:22The Freak who stole dip-ness.
01:24What?
01:24You're going to buy the dip ingredients from every store in the country?
01:28It's a lot of cream cheese and queso.
01:29You need not every store in the country.
01:31You can't.
01:31You've got to focus on your own area.
01:32All you do is you make all the Barb's sad.
01:34That's it.
01:35Like, all the Barb's would be so sad.
01:37They go to the grocery store and they can't find anything for the dips.
01:41You know, Barb was going to make her chicken dip, but Yahoo, I guess he won the Powerball,
01:47they say, but he went around buying all the dipping ingredients.
01:50Oh, I can't wait.
01:50That's why I want to win the Powerball now.
01:52Look at Barb is inconsolable.
01:56She's been a mess all week because she doesn't know what else to do.
02:00She had a couple of backup dip recipes, and then that Yahoo, he went and bought all that
02:06stuff too.
02:07He's a real maniac, real heartless maniac.
02:10I can't wait.
02:11That's such a crazy plan.
02:14God, she's not really.
02:15It's diabolical.
02:17How did you think of it in two seconds?
02:19A lot of people.
02:20You know what I have to do?
02:21Buy them all the dipping ingredients.
02:23Yes.
02:23Buy them all.
02:24Listen.
02:25There'll be no dip for you.
02:26Yeah, they're so excited about it.
02:29Like, I'm here to ruin your day.
02:31She had a seven layer dip that she was thinking about.
02:33I'll take all your sour cream, all your ranch.
02:36What do you mean, Hoyle?
02:38All your cream cheese.
02:39There's no sour cream.
02:40How are we going to live?
02:44The buffalo chicken dip stuff was going to be.
02:46And I'll just let it all go bad.
02:49You're so bizarre.
02:50Oh, don't.
02:51At least feed the homeless.
02:52Well, I guess I could do that.
02:53Homeless dips.
02:54Somebody have it.
02:56Yeah.
02:56How much dip?
02:57All of a sudden, everyone who's looking for dip just sees all these homeless guys eating
03:01eating dip and chips.
03:04Yeah.
03:05Baby.
03:06Where did you get that?
03:07I'll offer you almost anything.
03:09I'll give you a BJ for that.
03:12All right.
03:13Come over here.
03:14Oh, God.
03:15Homeless wiener.
03:16I need that dip.
03:17Put some chapstick on here.
03:18Okay.
03:19All right.
03:19I love the idea.
03:20I'm just saying.
03:22People take it a little too.
03:23I mean, if you're searching up dips for two and a half weeks, you might have a dip problem.
03:28Yeah, you might.