Plead The Fifth: Which Celebrity Isn't As Hot As People Say?
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00:00Let's play Plead the Fifth with Orlando and the Freak Show on Wild 94.1.
00:14Now, who's taking the stand?
00:17It is I. I'm gonna do the dance with the questions.
00:21Plead the Fifth. Three questions in the room. Three questions from you.
00:26We get one pass. That's all we get. Dobby starts it off with his question.
00:31Gotcha, bro. So you often speak about how apprehensive you are or would be to introduce like a female friend or somebody that you might be interested in to your daughters.
00:44My question is, what would somebody have to do?
00:47What level would they have to be on for them to be able to meet your two little girls and kind of like what requirements would that take?
00:54Man, they'd have to. They'd have to. They'd have to have more than a key card.
00:59Like, you know, I'm saying they can't just get the job. They have to be there for a minute.
01:02OK, just because I don't want it's not really that I think they're going to pick up something from somebody like a bad type of, you know, vibe or habit or whatever.
01:13But I just really think I don't want them seeing me running around doing a lot.
01:19They need to see me with somebody who's got some status and and so they can not change their image of me.
01:27I don't want them to see. I ain't been dating daddy ever.
01:31So, you know what I'm saying? Like my dating days was kind of before my heavy dating activity days were before they came.
01:39Yeah. So they haven't really seen that. And I think that would be like, you know, like, wait a minute.
01:42What? Bitch, you out here like that. So I just don't want to I don't want to I don't want that to be like their image of their pop.
01:50Is there like a time frame at all? You think like, no, I mean, I like it's like six months or something like that.
01:55I mean, I like I had just hit six months with one person and was kind of like, you know, I this could be somebody I would introduce because of who they were.
02:04They were like, they had really good status, but they had these crazy these bouts are crazy.
02:08And I was just like, you know, like you keep voting yourself off the island.
02:12Yeah. Yeah. So that's an issue. That became an issue.
02:14So, yeah, you know, I don't know if it's a time limit, but I know it six months. It didn't happen.
02:19Wow. Gotcha. So maybe a year. I don't know.
02:23That sounds nice. Orlando, who is the hottest celebrity or musician that everyone says?
02:29It's just hot, sexy. But for you, it's a nah.
02:34I thought of one person. I mean, you thought of a person for you.
02:40Really? Wow. OK. Somebody who they think is hot and I don't.
02:45Um, man. I mean, I don't want to be mean to nobody.
02:52You got to say I don't want to be mean. I don't want to be mean, but.
02:59It's just a celebrity. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to think of, like, which one is the best one.
03:03I would think the way people kind of really think The Weeknd looks good.
03:09The Weeknd.
03:09I think they think The Weeknd is a good looking man.
03:12Not expecting that.
03:14No, I didn't see that.
03:15Because when he came here, everybody was like, ooh, the sex symbol thing.
03:18And then he started, like, wrapping his face in bloody, bloody ribbons and bandages and stuff.
03:24And people were like, ooh, ooh. And I was just like, I just don't get it.
03:27I don't. You don't know.
03:28Now, if it's a chick on the chick side, I would probably go with.
03:33Like, probably young Miami.
03:36Okay.
03:37From City.
03:37Period.
03:39She's going to be mad about that one.
03:41Oh, yeah.
03:41But she's one of the ones where I think she's prettier until she speaks.
03:46Yeah.
03:47When she starts talking, I'm like, wow.
03:49Yeah.
03:50Like, I really could take you, though.
03:52Like, not anywhere we're going to be talking, talking.
03:54Like, so I just think, you know, I don't think she's as hot as people claim.
03:58Okay.
03:58Now you got beef with Diddy.
03:59Yeah.
04:00You know, not Diddy mad at me and everything else.
04:02I mean, but his other side chicks, I think, are cute.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Are prettier?
04:06Is that what you're saying?
04:07No.
04:08Okay.
04:08So let's talk about Orlando again with your dating life.
04:12I'm sure there's lots of girls out there maybe you're trying not to date seriously, but
04:16at least try to hook up with a little bit.
04:18Wait a minute.
04:19Wait a minute.
04:20I don't like the way this question is going.
04:22I don't just hook up.
04:23But a lot of, you know, of those women potentially have children, you know, in certain situations.
04:29So have you ever, like, pulled up to a chick's house and their kids were there?
04:34Or has somebody tried to pull up to your house when you had your kids at your house?
04:41Okay.
04:41So the question is, have I ever slid in at somebody's house and the kid was there?
04:49Sure.
04:50Yes.
04:51Well, you know what?
04:52I'll keep it a buck.
04:53I'm, um, that's a double standard for me because I've never done it.
04:57Well, no, I'm not saying that.
05:00Um, when, when kids, when you put, okay, it's different when you put kids to bed and they
05:06like, you know, they, they're like toddlers, they in a crib or something or they're like,
05:11you know, like, or they're in a, like a little, you know, like they don't get up and go get
05:15water.
05:15You know what I'm saying?
05:16So that's different.
05:17So I mean, like, yeah, I did it then.
05:19But now that my daughters are like, you know, 13 to, you know, when they do this age.
05:25Nah, nah, I, I, I couldn't just because I don't, how am I saying that?
05:29Like, but on the other side of it, I've been invited places where a kid was like two doors
05:36down and the door was locked and I'm like to where the kid knocked on the door and I'm
05:41like, you know, and I'm like, Oh my God, I was freaking out.
05:46And she's like, you go to bed and told him to go to bed and he went to bed and I was
05:51like, yo, like, that's crazy.
05:53That's the last time I'm at that house.
05:54Right.
05:55I felt like, yo, I'm really about to like be in the middle of some stuff and some awkwardness
05:59and I don't, you know, cause I wasn't the person who was supposed to be seen there by
06:05the kid.
06:06I know there was no person, but I'm saying like, we were just, we were just together.
06:10Are you my new daddy?
06:11No.
06:11Right.
06:12Right.
06:13How's the kid in the middle of the night going to see somebody and not think either you sat
06:16the claws or the new dad, you gotta be at least one of them.
06:18So I was, I was a little freaked out by it.
06:20All right.
06:21That's three.
06:21You got three coming from you guys on the other side.
06:24My daughters are amazing, but I, they, there's, there's, there is one thing that they do.
06:29I, and I, I, I've tried to explain to them that this is just not right, but they whisper
06:34a lot.
06:35Oh.
06:36And it, it, it, it really hurt.
06:38To each other?
06:39To each other.
06:40Like, no, to each other with the whole cup over the ear, like blah, blah, blah, blah,
06:44in front of people.
06:45And I've, they've done it in front of me and I'm like, yo, that's not cool.
06:48And then they're like, daddy, you want to know the secret?
06:51And I'm like, no, I'm not arguing with you because, well, yes, I want to know the secret,
06:55but I want to know like you to understand that's not cool.
06:58Like when you do it in front of people.
06:59So they were like meeting, I'm like, it was not meeting, but it was, it was people who
07:04aren't in our normal circle.
07:05And my daughter starts whispering into her sister's ear about something, hand over the
07:10thing.
07:11And I'm looking at her like this person who you just met past the so-and-so thinks you
07:16whispering about him.
07:17Yes.
07:17Yeah.
07:17And so it makes it feel, you know, and they always think like, we know, we have a power
07:21of, we know the secret and daddy wants to know, daddy, you sure you don't want to know?
07:25I'm like, I'm not arguing you because I want you, I want to know.
07:28I want to tell you that that's rude and you don't do that in front of people and they won't
07:32stop doing it.
07:33It's just like a sisterly thing that I just want to smack them every time they do it.
07:37I've had to call my girlfriend out about doing that is as far as like talking in Spanish,
07:42like she'll say something to me in Spanish and it'll be a whole group of people that
07:46don't understand.
07:47And it's not like we're talking about them, but in their mind, I'm like, baby, you can't
07:51do that.
07:52That's kind of rude.
07:52That's what happens when you get your nails done or you get a wax or something.
07:55I'm like, what the hell is that?
07:56You know they talking about you.
07:58Yeah.
07:58Yeah.
07:58I had a toenail and that lady was like talking to extra.
08:01I was like, I know what you're talking about.
08:03You're talking to me about the lady.
08:05Oh, we have a text out to 813.
08:07It says, Orlando, now that it's over, how worried were you about the baby making Wild Splash with
08:13all his, let's call it, extracurricular activities?
08:17Before, because he was giving us a headline a week.
08:20So it was like somebody was on the property and this is an extra video from the Walmart
08:25and blah, blah, blah.
08:26So every week we were getting stuff and it looked like A, his lawyer was going to be really,
08:33really good because every time something happened, it would go away and he would still be working.
08:37So we kind of started watching his lawyer like, hey, this dude's the MVP, but I didn't expect
08:43him to be like late or whatever because there was like a, there was like a rumor going around
08:47saying that he was online and he was in another city.
08:50And so people were like, is he really coming?
08:52And I was like, nah, his management is back here.
08:55So it really felt like it was going to happen and whatever.
08:58And then we found out he was in another city and hadn't gotten on a plane yet, which was
09:02dumb.
09:03So, yeah.
09:04So, I mean, I did, I knew he was going to be there on stage.
09:07But I didn't expect him to be that late, two hours late.
09:10So, um, all right.
09:12Boomerang who, uh, I want, I want the answer about who you think, who people think is good
09:18looking, but you think it's not.
09:22Oh man.
09:23I, my, for me, it's easy.
09:24Who Chrissy Teigen.
09:27I think, I think she's kind of gross and not only she's kind of, yeah, yeah.
09:31And I know she was a model.
09:33Yeah.
09:33I knew you were going to say that.
09:34Well, I think she was, well, whatever they were, they were wrong.
09:36But is it because she's out of shape now?
09:39No, no, no, no.
09:40Because I don't think she looks good.
09:42And I think she is even worse on the inside than she is on the outside.
09:45I don't like her as a person.
09:47And I just don't, she don't do it for me.
09:48She's dragging John Legend down.
09:50She is.
09:51Man.
09:52All right, Buck, who you got?
09:52Speaking of wild splash, I got to see this woman.
09:56And everyone's been telling me how hot she is.
09:58Big Lotto.
09:59Oh.
09:59That's a big no.
10:01What?
10:01So that nasty.
10:03Yeah.
10:03You're not feeling Lotto?
10:04And them shorts, them shorts were screaming.
10:06No, them shorts was a problem.
10:08No, no, no.
10:09I am out the door.
10:10You don't like the big booty cuties?
10:12No, I'm not saying that.
10:13Yeah, I am.
10:13Because they absolutely do.
10:15It was other things.
10:16Like, I got to meet her at the Toy Tower.
10:18And I don't know, man.
10:19Just things didn't, I don't know, man.
10:22Not feeling it.
10:22Not my vibe.
10:23Okay.
10:23All right.
10:24I got you.
10:24I like those songs, though.
10:25She was acting out a lot of things on stage.
10:28Yeah, she does.
10:28She's a good actress.
10:29I think a lot of people find Ed Sheeran really cute.
10:32I mean, I love his music, but.
10:34Ed Sheeran?
10:35Ed Sheeran?
10:35When has ever Ed Sheeran been treated?
10:37He gets the cute category.
10:38Really?
10:38I hear it all the time.
10:40Yeah.
10:40And I just, you know, I don't get it.
10:41Like, okay.
10:43He's super talented, but I just don't get the, you know, the redness.
10:47The redness?
10:50That's so foul.
10:51I'm not a big fan of that.
10:51The gingers unite.
10:53All right, Meredith, they're outside with picket signs for you right now.
10:56All right, that's the end.