Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a truck that spilled 150 gallons of tahini on a New Jersey road. During the conversation, Chuck reveals he has tried some new foods and everyone is very excited by the breaking news.
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00:00Chuck would not like to be anywhere near this next scene.
00:10Emergency responders in New Jersey had to show up on the scene
00:15when a truck spilled 150 gallons of tahini onto a roadway.
00:22What is tahini?
00:23Sesame oil.
00:25They use this in hummus and to make...
00:28I thought tahini was like the chopped up green stuff.
00:32Oh, none of us know.
00:34No, that's tzatziki.
00:36Oh, tzatziki.
00:37Tzatziki!
00:38That's tzatziki.
00:39I know the tzatziki.
00:40I know the tzatziki.
00:41And I believe tum is like the Lebanese version of garlic sauce.
00:44Okay.
00:45So this is when my ethnic background comes to help us.
00:50Tahini, I believe, is used to make hummus.
00:53Okay, so it's that base of whatever that hummus is.
00:56Middle Eastern condiment from toasted ground-hulled sesame.
01:00I don't want to blow your mind here.
01:02But you like...
01:03Do you like hummus?
01:04I don't...
01:05Did you get into hummus, dude?
01:07No, I'm not into it.
01:08But I have like...
01:09It's so good.
01:09I've like had it a little bit.
01:11He's trying it one time and he didn't hate it.
01:12And I'm like, it's okay.
01:14It's not...
01:14It's not something I could just grab and scoop a giant amount of and eat.
01:19I'd be delicate with it, you know, but...
01:23Well, this is...
01:24Sending this out to Chuck here.
01:26A little...
01:26Yeah.
01:27Bring me your finest hummus, Mr. Club DJ.
01:34Here's your hummus, sir.
01:36I'm in this...
01:37I'm in a hookah bar now.
01:39Yes.
01:40Hanging out.
01:41You're a different man.
01:42In a hookah bar.
01:43I got this shiny shirt.
01:44I borrowed it from Dave.
01:45Can I interest you in some falafel?
01:47What is that?
01:50What is that?
01:51Ground.
01:51It can be raw meat.
01:53You know what?
01:53Deep fried.
01:54Just stick with the hummus.
01:55I'm going to go with the hummus if I could get some chips.
01:59Some more chips.
02:00Some pita chips.
02:01Some pita.
02:01Yeah, you got some pita.
02:02Oh, pita bread.
02:02Pita bread.
02:03Pita bread.
02:04Delicious.
02:04It's a whole new Middle Eastern Chuck.
02:06Well, yeah.
02:07I mean, let's not get too carried away.
02:09But yeah, I don't...
02:10It doesn't gross me out in the same way that like...
02:14Sticking my hand right into a vat of mayo wood.
02:18This music slaps, doesn't it, Chuck?
02:19I know it does.
02:20It's not bad.
02:20And there's a lot of...
02:22The music video is just cougars running at you.
02:26They know how to make a video.
02:30Little did I know Chuck would soon come over.
02:32I'm shocked.
02:33It took him 20 years, but he came over to my side.
02:36Well, I mean...
02:37Trying all the ethnic groups.
02:37I figured he would have gave shawarma a taste first.
02:41You would like shawarma.
02:42You would like it.
02:42You know what's next, though, in the progression.
02:45Oh, I need my helmet outfit.
02:47You know where we're going to get him next, right?
02:51Time to get sized.
02:53I bet I could wear...
02:54I bet you could go and get something from Zane.
02:58Oh, my God.
02:59From about three years ago, when he was actually my height.
03:04A big bin of old Indian outfits.
03:07Oh, I bet I could slip right into one of his old outfits.
03:11Guess who's coming to dinner at Amber's mom's house.
03:13I'd have to let it out a little bit.
03:17Oh, if I showed up like that, it would be a mind.
03:21You look like the Sultan from Aladdin, Chuck.
03:25But way more handsome.
03:26Maybe one day.
03:27Oh, wow.
03:28Pass the hummus, Dave.
03:30That's all he eats is hummus.
03:31Yeah.
03:33We've got to get extra hummus.
03:34Chuck's here.
03:35No, Chuck, but first you have all the curries to try.
03:37No, I don't try any of that.
03:39Yes, come on.
03:40Here's the beef indeloup.
03:42I knew.
03:42No, no, no.
03:43Alu gobi ghost.
03:44No, no, no, no, no.
03:45Yeah, come on.
03:46No, no, what I got here?
03:48Hummus.
03:48A little bit of hummus.
03:49Just a tiny bit on every piece of bread.
03:52This is how I would dip it in.
03:54Chicken tikka masala.
03:55That's it.
03:56Just a tiny bit.
03:57Careful.
03:58Not too much.
03:58Not too much.
03:59I got too much.
04:00I got a scrape.
04:00You don't want to drop any of it on your sweet fabrics you're wearing.
04:05I don't know what any of the official names are.
04:07Check out this gold chain I found.
04:10Wow.
04:10It's so shiny.
04:11I know.
04:12I'd love to see it.
04:12Super gold.
04:13I'd love to see it.
04:15One day we'll get Chuck to one of my Indian dinners.
04:18I think you both need to put on the outfits.
04:19Oh, well.
04:20If he wears it, I'll wear it.
04:21Yeah, that's true.
04:22Yeah, that's...
04:23Dave and Chuck the Freak International.
04:25Yeah.
04:26You never know where we're going to be sent next.
04:28Yeah.
04:29That's true.
04:30We're live from Bangladesh.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:34They were like, these guys are great.
04:36Guys, you got me out on the street here.
04:37I do not understand a word I'm saying.
04:40Yeah, I know.
04:41The authorities are pretty cute.
04:42We're from the streets of Mumbai.
04:43Oh, this is very dangerous.
04:46Oh, my God.
04:46A tiger.
04:47Ah.
04:49Yeah, we'd have to really do some looking into all that.
04:53But, I mean, if they had hummus, I could survive.
04:57I love Lebanese food.
04:58I love Indian food.
04:59There's flavors there that are just incredible.
05:02Yeah.
05:02I had some stuff that was, you know, I just don't know what anything's called, you know.
05:06I just don't know what it's called.
05:07But, I've had some stuff wrapped in leaves and stuff.
05:09Chickpeas.
05:10Like grape leaves?
05:11Grape leaves.
05:12Grape leaves.
05:12You had grape leaves?
05:13Yeah, I've done some stuff.
05:14You had stuff?
05:15Grape leaves?
05:16What am I?
05:17That's advanced.
05:18That's advanced.
05:19Yeah, that's advanced.
05:20I've gotten after it.
05:22I've gotten after it.
05:24This is.
05:25Yep.
05:27This is Justin.
05:28A.M. Chuck the Freak.
05:29Breaking news.
05:30He's tried.
05:31Chuck the Freak has tried grape leaves.
05:34What?
05:35Unbelievable news.
05:37I'm really on the sound effects today.
05:41He liked it.
05:42He really liked it.
05:43He liked it.
05:43I did like it.
05:44You went from a plain hamburger to grape leaves.
05:47I am so.
05:47Yep.
05:48I'll do the.
05:49And I'll do.
05:49It's like he's a kid.
05:50I'm so proud of you.
05:51Good for you, Chuck.
05:52Good way to try new things.
05:53You've earned yourself a gold star.
05:54I'll do some of the Greek grape leaves.
05:58Maybe they're cabbage leaves.
06:00There's some Greek stuff, too, with some leaves.
06:02I know there's cabbage rolls.
06:04No, they got a little thing.
06:06They got something.
06:06They got a little something with some leaves.
06:08I would say Middle Eastern food is very intimidating because it looks nothing like American food.
06:13This will be Chuck and I.
06:14Oh, my gosh.
06:16Yeah.
06:16Like, I am so happy from trying the new food in the green.
06:19Spapers, I love.
06:21And Dave is so happy that I'm trying it in the background.
06:24Chuck's like, this is more than just cheeseburgers.
06:26Wow.
06:27Yeah.
06:27Cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets.
06:28No way.
06:29He just starts nodding his head at me and smiling.
06:32Chuck running to the bathroom after.
06:34Oh, yeah.
06:34Diarrhea.
06:38Diarrhea.
06:38Chuck, are you okay?
06:40Are you okay?
06:42Diarrhea.
06:49Diarrhea.
06:51Diarrhea.
06:51oh no
06:54you guys have tried the falafel huh
07:00I hate too much hummus
07:03it ran right through him you guys
07:08yeah I gotta
07:10I do have to take it
07:12please no help
07:16I tried the yabba
07:18oh my god whatever it was
07:22Lisa stay away from the bathroom door
07:23there's some smells coming from there that you don't want to be privy to
07:27oh the happy doobie gauche
07:30oh the happy doobie gauche
07:34why
07:35we told you I didn't cry too much
07:38I'm screaming in there
07:40diarrhea
07:42diarrhea
07:44it sounds like his bob movements are actually happening with the song
07:52yeah it would
07:53they're playing her own tune
07:55he's breaking it down now
08:01this is
08:01I'm gonna go to engineering and see if we have an extra plunger
08:04oh man
08:05that would be something else I'll tell you
08:08I'm not sure I can handle
08:09be careful
08:10yeah I gotta
08:11I know
08:13I know
08:14it's not easy
08:14I'm not sure you can handle it
08:15I don't think I could
08:16nope
08:17very slow
08:18crazy dinner party though
08:20I know
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08:21yeah
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