Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news story involving stranger danger and the mention of a confusing bumper sticker takes the segment down a different road all together.
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00:00Stranger danger alert to tell you about right now.
00:11The Troy School District has issued this.
00:13Fox 2 has the story.
00:15I think it's disgusting and sad things like that happen.
00:19A man driving a white four-door sedan with tinted windows called out to the girls, pulled over, and flashed himself.
00:26The man is described as black or Indian, approximately in his 30s.
00:31Again, that description of the suspect is vague.
00:34A man in his 30s, black or Indian, with an accent, possibly.
00:39However, there was something identifiable on the car we want to share with you.
00:43Something that said black in the back.
00:45So if anyone knows who this is, call Troy Police right away.
00:50Something on the car said black in the back?
00:53Sounds like a bumper sticker.
00:54Like a bumper sticker, and they picked out one word.
00:56They didn't say they had a black girl booty?
00:58I don't know.
00:59I think.
00:59Black in the back?
01:00I think she was saying black in the back.
01:02Not that it was on the back of the car.
01:03Like something on the car said black in the back.
01:06But even black in the...
01:07Just odd.
01:11It's an odd one.
01:14What's your bet?
01:14Indian guy or black guy?
01:16I don't think an Indian guy would have a black in the back bumper sticker.
01:19I don't think so either.
01:19And I also, I think we did a thing on Indian guys not exactly show off material.
01:28I don't know about that.
01:30I think they should be able to nail it down.
01:32I think if you're a pervert, you're a pervert.
01:34You don't really care about your dong size.
01:35I think you do.
01:37So he had an accent, though.
01:38The girl said, too.
01:40What kind of accent?
01:42Yeah, I don't know.
01:43Black in the...
01:45What does it mean?
01:46Okay, so according to Urban Dictionary, one who is not of African descent, but has an ass
01:51that is larger than generally seen in that person's ethnicity.
01:56So like, I'm a white guy, but I'm black in the back.
01:59Yeah, exactly.
02:00No, and I knew what that was implying.
02:03So is it an Indian guy with a big black butt?
02:06No.
02:06Is that who we should be looking for?
02:07That should be easy to find.
02:09No.
02:10No, no, no.
02:11What are we looking for here?
02:12It's an Indian guy.
02:13No, it would be, if you're looking for an Indian guy, it's an Indian guy who's into chicks
02:17with big asses.
02:20He doesn't have a big...
02:21He doesn't.
02:22No.
02:22It doesn't.
02:23You don't...
02:23You're like, I know him.
02:24I don't.
02:25He's got a big ass.
02:27Big ass guy.
02:29Oh, he's definitely black in the back.
02:31Well, he's got a black in the back bumper sticker, so does...
02:36Is he saying he's got a big ass himself?
02:40No.
02:41Yeah, I've never seen a bumper sticker that said black in the back.
02:43That would stick in my mind.
02:44Yes, it would.
02:46What does that mean?
02:46Yeah, exactly.
02:47And if you knew the person, you'd know they had it.
02:49You were like, oh my God.
02:51I can't believe you put that on there.
02:52Right.
02:53But if it's an Indian guy with a giant black ass, you owe me an apology, Chuck.
02:57Yes, but I'm going to be fine on this.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Someone said, I work with an Indian guy with a huge ass.
03:06Really?
03:06I'm checking his car today.
03:07Oh my God.
03:10Poor big-ass Indian guys today.
03:12I know.
03:13Really?
03:14Oh, yes, he's very good.
03:15I am black in the back.
03:16If you're an Indian guy with a big ass, I don't think you're putting a sticker on your car's thing.
03:20No, exactly.
03:20That's why Dave being chief of police is weird.
03:24Dave sees that sticker and then he's like, all right, boys.
03:28Be on the lookout for Indian guys with huge asses.
03:31And everyone's like, yeah, but that's not what the...
03:33Ah, well.
03:34Okay, chief.
03:37Keep your goddamn eyes open for an Indian guy with a huge ass.
03:42It has to be.
03:43I want to see him.
03:44An Indian guy whose ass is so big he bought a bumper sticker to announce it to the goddamn world.
03:52I want to see him so bad.
03:54It's definitely not an Indian guy.
03:56I want to see a lineup of them.
03:58I have got a great big ass.
04:00You have to be like thin everywhere else and just have a big ass.
04:02See, that's a thing.
04:03Oh, my junk is in my trunk.
04:04Yeah.
04:06I am telling you, I gain all of my weight only in my backside.
04:10I have what you call a caboose.
04:16A booty.
04:18A pillow booty.
04:19Someone said maybe it's a dyslexic guy that loves ACDC.
04:24Oh, Black in the Back, my favorite song.
04:26Black in the Back.
04:28I'm an Indian guy.
04:35I have lots of junk inside my trunk.
04:36I am an Indian guy.
04:37I have lots of junk inside my trunk.
04:39Send a picture.
04:39I want to see it.
04:40Lisa wants to see your big Indian ass.
04:41Yeah.
04:43This is crazy, guys.
04:45Wow.
04:45Lisa wants to see big ass Indians right now.
04:49Tweet us.
04:50I'm going to get Lisa this bumper sticker.
04:51Tweet us your big ass.
04:52She can't even say it.
04:53Hashtag it.
04:55Hashtag.
04:55What do you want them to hashtag it?
05:00Big Indian ass.
05:02Okay.
05:02Hashtag big Indian ass.
05:03I'm an Indian guy.
05:04I'm going to back that thing up.
05:09Unusual.
05:09This was an unexpected twist in that story.
05:11Yeah.
05:13Black in the Back.
05:14Because they definitely, in the written news story, put it in quotes.
05:19Like, it's not in the back of the car.
05:22It is black in the back is the bumper sticker.
05:26It's written somewhere on the car.
05:29Black in the Back.
05:30I've never seen a bumper sticker like that.
05:32Eat a sec.
05:34It's been too long.
05:35I'm glad to be back.
05:36Well, I thought for sure we'd figure this out, but now I'm not so sure.
05:40There's many different paths this one could take, but be on the lookout.
05:43This is why it's hard being a cop.
05:45Yeah.
05:46A four-door white sedan with black in the back on a bumper sticker.
05:51Or back in black.
05:52Or back in black.
05:53One of the two.
05:55Something with back in black.
05:56Lisa's still looking for Indian guys with big asses to send her an email.
06:00Hashtag it.
06:00Make sure.
06:01Hashtag.
06:01Or tweet.
06:02Yeah, tweet.
06:03Tweet.
06:04Look up Lisa Way on Twitter and tweet her you're black.
06:06You're black Indian ass.
06:08Yeah, there it is.
06:10That's so weird.
06:11Dave's official.
06:12Tweet us you're black Indian ass.