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The Feed for July 21st, 2022

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00:00If it's in your news feed, it's in the feed with Amy and Sean, 1027 VGS.
00:06Hot off the presses.
00:08Oh, I feel the heat.
00:09The latest.
00:10I feel it.
00:10Do you?
00:11Well, so do convertible owners because there's not as many of them as there were back in the day.
00:16It's too hot for them.
00:18Yeah.
00:19The UK, who are big fans of convertibles, sales down significantly.
00:23Half.
00:24Down by half.
00:25Wow.
00:26Since 2017, past five years just evaporated because it's just too hot.
00:31We just got a new minivan.
00:32We didn't realize there was like this panoramic sunroof, moonroof deal.
00:36It's really cool.
00:37Yeah.
00:38But I don't want it to ever be open.
00:40I know.
00:40Except if it's like wintertime.
00:42That's the thing.
00:43It's either hot here or cold here.
00:44And again, I am not complaining.
00:46I choose to live here.
00:47Sure.
00:47I love it here.
00:48No, I love it here too.
00:49Yeah.
00:49But it's just, it is what it is.
00:51Imagine, like these Teslas, they have all glass roofs with no ability to close it.
00:54So you're driving around and the sun is just like, how come Tesla's got, like not, when
01:01you buy them, no windows are tinted or anything.
01:04Like they're always, it looks like there's no windows.
01:06They're so clean.
01:07What's the tinting bill on a Tesla?
01:09Like it is glass from the front to the back.
01:12I don't know.
01:13It's got to be ridiculous.
01:14Very interesting.
01:15I don't know.
01:16Whatever the case is.
01:17My first car was a convertible.
01:1889 Volkswagen Cabriolet.
01:19I loved that car.
01:20Loved it.
01:21But I don't know if I could do it here.
01:22It's just, it's a lot.
01:24Tramp stamps are on the come up.
01:26According to the website, totallythebomb.com.
01:30Yes.
01:31Totallythebomb.com.
01:32It really is a great website.
01:34Never heard of it till today, but it sounds great.
01:38You know, late nineties, tramp stamp was the thing.
01:40Bernie had it.
01:41Christina had it.
01:42Yeah.
01:42Do you have a tramp stamp?
01:43No.
01:44Would you get a tramp stamp?
01:45No.
01:45I sent my girlfriends that website a couple of days ago because I saw this and I'm like,
01:51oh my gosh, I'm the only one.
01:53I said, do all of you have tramp stamps?
01:55And I wasn't sure if all my friends did or just like.
01:59You guys were coming up in prime tramp stamp time.
02:01I told them that.
02:02And they were so ugly.
02:05I'm literally picturing my girlfriend's tramp stamps right now.
02:08Not one of them is cute.
02:11It's not.
02:11They're not cute.
02:12It's like the decorative little thing with the sprinkles.
02:14And they all got it.
02:14And none of them told their mom because they all went to Canada and did it.
02:17Right?
02:18It was so close to us.
02:19Everyone would go to Montreal.
02:20I was too petrified of my 5'4 mom.
02:22There was no way in hell I was getting a tramp stamp.
02:25So I didn't do it.
02:26If you were to get a tramp stamp, what would it say?
02:29Hello?
02:31I don't know.
02:32I have no idea.
02:33What would it say?
02:33What are you doing right here?
02:36What would it say?
02:37Well, isn't this a big surprise?
02:39I literally have no idea.
02:40It was a big surprise.
02:43Finally, we're going to North Carolina where a woman, former teacher, looks in her back patio,
02:49second floor back patio, by the way, and sees a bear.
02:53So she got in a teacher mode.
02:55Get down from there.
02:56Get down.
02:57Get down from there.
02:58Right now.
02:58Go.
02:59Go.
02:59I just thought, no, ma'am, you will not get my bird feeders.
03:03She paused when I rapped on the door, but she didn't stop going for the feeder.
03:08And I just thought, no, this isn't going to happen.
03:12You get down from my porch right now.
03:14Go.
03:15Go.
03:15What do you think you're doing on my porch?
03:18You get down.
03:20Go.
03:20How dare you?
03:21That's amazing.
03:24There's something, man, about teachers.
03:27There's a cadence.
03:28Uh-huh.
03:28Did you hear how, like, she literally was face-to-face with a mother bear.
03:32Right.
03:33She didn't even flinch.
03:34It didn't even flinch.
03:35I would rather deal with mother bears than, like, 17, 14-year-olds.
03:39Right?
03:39No way.
03:40Oh, yeah.
03:40In hell.
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