The Feed for August 25th, 2022
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00:00If it's in your news feed, it's in the feed with Amy and Sean, 1027 VGS.
00:08Life is expensive.
00:11Stupid expensive.
00:12Sure is.
00:14My car is getting lemon-lawed.
00:16Got a call, by the way, yesterday.
00:18They're trying to lemon-law it through California.
00:20I'm like, I live in Nevada.
00:21Yeah.
00:22I've been talking since March.
00:23You know what?
00:24Now, that's going to get delayed even further, so I keep renting this car.
00:27And soon, I'm going to buy a new one at the worst possible time in the planet.
00:30The average sales price, Karina J.D. Power, of a new car this month, tipped the scales at over $46,000.
00:37Average sales price.
00:38That's so crazy.
00:39That is so crazy.
00:40You know, I was, we were at a dealership maybe a couple months ago, and they flat out, the dealers are saying,
00:48just so you know, these are $20,000 over ticket price.
00:52Just so you know.
00:53I called the dealership.
00:54I'm like, I'll buy it today.
00:54It's $15,000 over MSRP.
00:56I'm like, I'm not paying $15,000 over.
00:57Not going to happen.
00:58The average payment.
01:00What do you think the average payment on a car is?
01:02Oh, God.
01:03I would hope that it's $400.
01:06The average payment is $716.
01:09The average.
01:11That's disgusting.
01:12Unbelievable.
01:12How are people supposed to live?
01:15I don't know.
01:15Public transportation?
01:17Gosh.
01:17I saw this whole YouTube video.
01:20There was a whole YouTube video about like all the auction that's here in Vegas.
01:24And they had like let this little thimble's worth of cars out to this auction.
01:28But then behind the gates, there's a sea of cars that have been repoed, that have been turned in because they just can't afford the payment anymore.
01:35That will eventually leak out.
01:37But they don't want to do it all at once because they'll bring the market down.
01:40The only good news is the trade-in values are teetering at an all-time high as well.
01:44Just over $10,000.
01:48Yay.
01:48Wow, thanks so much for the help.
01:51So gross.
01:52God.
01:54That's pretty sad.
01:55My luck, man.
01:56I'm telling you.
01:57Yeah.
01:57Joey Chestnut, he was just in town not too long ago beating the chicken finger eating world record over at Raising Cane's on the Strip.
02:03Well, he has beat a new record.
02:05And it was actually a record that was set here in Las Vegas for the most popcorn eaten in eight minutes.
02:11He ate 768 ounces of popcorn.
02:16I wonder what that would be.
02:17Like visual.
02:19It's like a 32-ounce bag times 24.
02:22Oh, my Lord.
02:23It's ridiculous.
02:24It's a vacuum.
02:26I like that in the movies, though.
02:27What do you think is worth it?
02:28Butter, popcorn?
02:30Same.
02:31Hold on.
02:31Do you do layers of the popcorn?
02:32A little bit of popcorn.
02:34Then you add butter.
02:35Then you add more popcorn, more butter.
02:36Yeah.
02:37And I get mad if I don't like, if my hands don't have butter all over them.
02:40Exactly.
02:41Yeah.
02:41Now, where do you wipe it?
02:42Do you actually get it or do you wipe it on the chair next to you?
02:44No.
02:44You know they wipe it on the chair.
02:45It happens all the time.
02:46But some people do, though.
02:48You know why.
02:48I mean, that's why your feet are so sticky in the back there.
02:51What do you think is worth more?
02:53768 ounces of popcorn at a movie theater or your trade-in?
03:00Serious.
03:00But if you get that large, which is only a dollar more, then you can refill it.
03:06Yes.
03:07And then finally, there is a dating app for the metaverse.
03:10Oh, my God.
03:12What is our life?
03:13This is the terrible, the most terrible feat ever.
03:17It's awful.
03:18It's called Never Met.
03:20And we'll never meet.
03:21No, yeah, pretty much.
03:23You use it.
03:23You match up with your partner.
03:24The expectation is that the entire relationship will take place with the headset on.
03:30And...
03:30So this is like Sims, but like real life, right?
03:32Like real life Sims, but like you haven't taken a shower in four days.
03:37And you're just seeing an avatar in front of you.
03:40Oh, God.
03:43All the movies warned us about this.
03:44I feel so bad for our kids.
03:46I feel so...
03:46But I also feel so bad for us because we're going to be so lost in a couple of years.
03:51Well...
03:51I'm not going to know anything.
03:52I think we're there now.
03:54Yeah.
03:54Do you still...
03:55Like I sort of get crypto, but not really.
03:57Oh, no.
03:58I have no idea.
03:59I get it, but I don't.
04:00I still don't know like my own money, real money.
04:04Crypto?
04:05Please.
04:05Crypto.
04:06Yeah.