The Feed for August 24th, 2022

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00:00What else brings me joy? This audio right here. Now, NASA, who, by the way, I love,

00:05and they use like a tiny, tiny budget. I love what NASA does. They have picked up the suckiest

00:09sound ever. Okay. It is the sound of a black hole. Have you ever heard a black hole? I have not.

00:17Would you like to hear what a black hole sounds like? Sure. All right, here we go. Ladies and

00:20gentlemen, this is from a black hole that was discovered in 2003. 57 octaves underneath what

00:27we can typically hear. They put it out for us, and here's what it sounds like.

00:34Wow. That really sucks. It sounds like the upside down world. It really does.

00:39Yeah. And how did they, like, how did sci-fi know this is what it was going to sound like?

00:45Yeah. Pretty awesome. I mean, honestly, I feel like this is season five of Stranger Things.

00:51I feel like any moment somebody's going to come here and curse. It really is. It's giving me

00:56nightmares. That's pretty crazy. Yeah, 60 octaves, well, just about 60 octaves below middle C,

01:01so getting down to Barry White territory. A lot of people say, you know what, the WNBA,

01:06they need to get paid more. NCAA women's basketball, they should get more spotlight,

01:12and I agree to all these things. Soccer just, the women's soccer just, like, won big with that.

01:16Women's soccer is so much better than men's soccer in this country. It's not even close.

01:19Women's soccer in this country is better than any other sports, and it's the least cared about.

01:24It blows my mind. I remember, I mean, I don't care about it. I wish I did, because they're so

01:29phenomenal. I think you were 16, I was 18, when Brandi Chastain ran on the field and ripped off

01:34her shirt. Yeah. I was at a house party, and there was somebody making out on the waterbed near me.

01:39Everyone had a girlfriend except for me, so I just sat down, and Brandi Chastain was my girlfriend

01:45that night. Oh, my God. It was lovely. That said, though, NCAA women's basketball, whole big issue there,

01:51because they're like, hey, how come the men's final four and all these, they all have, like,

01:56these amazing gyms, and they gave, like, a shake weight to the girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like,

02:00here, yeah, here you go. Here's some water and a shake weight. Right, right, right. So, they are

02:03fixing that. ABC going to air the NCAA women's basketball title game in April. That's a first,

02:11believe it or not. Wow. And now, it's our responsibility to watch it. We don't watch it. Yeah, for sure.

02:16They're not going to keep doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, we got to watch it. Yep. We got to cheer on

02:19whoever it is. Yeah. So, good for them. And finally, it could be the dumbest thing ever. Did you see

02:22the video from earlier this week at a Yankees game? A man, I guess, took a straw, hollowed out a hot

02:30dog, and used it as a, used the hot dog, the hollowed out hot dog, as a straw for his beer. Yeah, that,

02:36that grossed me out. And not even in as much as I normally would be grossed out for some reason,

02:43I'm a fan of hot dogs. I really do. Yeah, but drinking out of one, I don't know about that.

02:47Would you try it? I know you're against, like, food challenges, because this is now becoming a

02:51challenge on the internet, but would you try that with me? Come on. I'll get the George

02:55Foreman grill here. I'll have to think about it. I'll have to think about it. Yeah, it's got to be,

02:59ah, I don't know. Come on. And I, I, and I do only like grilled hot dogs. I don't like,

03:04like, I would never get one at a, um, uh, like a 7-Eleven or something that they just spin on the

03:11thing. No, has to be grilled, has to be charred. Grilled marks. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I want to

03:15see it wrinkly. I want, I want that hot dog to look like a 76-year-old man. I want to look like

03:20the, the old Six Flags guy. Oh, yeah. R.I.P. R.I.P. that guy.