The Feed for August 2nd, 2022
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00:00If it's in your news feed, it's in the feed with Amy and Sean, 1027 VGS.
00:06You know what the easiest job in America is?
00:09Huh?
00:10California Agricultural Checkpoint Officer.
00:15You just drive down Southern California, you get stopped there just past Prim.
00:19They let you, they don't even stop you, they just let you go.
00:21But they stare at you while you're driving.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Very uncomfortable.
00:25Yeah, it is.
00:25In other countries, they take it very seriously.
00:28Their agricultural stop, like, no, nothing's coming in that we don't want coming in.
00:32Right.
00:33That's what one person just learned.
00:34Flying from Indonesia to Australia, inside their luggage, they had two sausage and egg McMuffins
00:41and a ham croissant.
00:44A snitch dog named Zinta smelled them.
00:49They pulled them over, checked them out, saw the food, $2,000 nearly for a fine.
00:55They got fined $1,800 and change dollars for having three delicious little snacks.
01:00That's so stoop.
01:01Yeah.
01:01It's kind of stoop.
01:02Yeah.
01:02But they're, they're trying to stuff, so I guess there's a foot and mouth disease with
01:06the cows there in Indonesia.
01:07And it went to Bali.
01:09I mean, like, a lot of people from Australia go to Bali, so they're trying to stop it from
01:13coming into Australia.
01:14Australia's super strict.
01:15Who was it?
01:15Was it Johnny Depp's dog or something?
01:17I don't remember, but it was something.
01:19I can't remember exactly what it was, but it was something like that.
01:22Yeah.
01:22So they are very strict about what comes into the, it's not an island, a continent.
01:26And yeah, so there we go.
01:27$2,000.
01:28Very expensive egg McMuffins.
01:29Yes, it is.
01:29Those are amazing.
01:31When I got in my tractor trailer accident, I was pulling out of McDonald's and merging
01:37onto Blue Diamond.
01:38And I was there and the tractor trailer stopped within an inch of me.
01:42And then when they turned green, boom, smash.
01:44That was also a very expensive egg McMuffin.
01:46Yeah, I bet.
01:47Oh my gosh.
01:48That's not about egg McMuffin's.
01:49Oh my gosh.
01:50Mini golf record set in Kentucky.
01:52The one thing that's disappointing about Vegas, there are no outdoor mini golf courses.
01:55There was the one on Fort Apache.
01:56Yeah, is it not there anymore?
01:57Closed, gone.
01:58It's been gone for a while now.
01:59Oh, no way.
02:00So like, it's all indoors, which is fine.
02:02But like, outdoors is like, that's where it's got to be.
02:04Right.
02:04In Kentucky, they just set the world record.
02:06And they're also doing this to raise money for flood relief.
02:09They got absolutely decimated.
02:11Dozens dead so far.
02:13A lot of people unaccounted for.
02:14So in order to do that and to raise awareness, they did this.
02:17They played in 24 hours, 2,100 holes of mini golf.
02:25The record was 1,440.
02:27Wow.
02:27So congratulations.
02:28Wow.
02:28That's great.
02:29And then finally, speaking of golf, Tiger Woods.
02:31Now, have you heard of, you know, the PGA?
02:33Yes.
02:34The PGA is the Professional Golf Tournament.
02:36Never knew that's what it's.
02:37Oh, it doesn't.
02:38Professional Golfers Association.
02:39Okay.
02:39So there's a new one in town called Live Golf, L-I-V.
02:45Okay.
02:45Okay.
02:46It is owned by, essentially, the Saudi government.
02:49So a lot of people are like, meh.
02:53Yeah.
02:53Yeah.
02:53They have feelings about it.
02:54A lot of 9-11, you know, families are really upset at the golfers that have taken big paychecks.
03:01To go over there.
03:02To go to Live Golf.
03:03And the PGA is saying, you can't play in any of our majors then.
03:06If you're going there, you're done.
03:07You're out of here.
03:07But people are taking the paycheck.
03:10Except for Tiger Woods.
03:12Greg Norman, big golfer.
03:14Uh-huh.
03:14He was given $3 billion by the Saudi government to get as many of these pro golfers on the Live Golf Tournament as possible.
03:23Do you know how much Tiger Woods said no to?
03:25Huh.
03:27Upwards of $800 million to play.
03:32Wow.
03:32He said no, thank you.
03:33I'm going to stay here.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Wow.
03:35And he stayed with the PGA.
03:37That's pretty awesome.
03:38I mean, you know.
03:39That's pretty cool.
03:40I mean.
03:40We all like to think we have, like, the ability.
03:43Yeah, I know.
03:44I'm a man of reason.
03:46$800 million.
03:48That's crazy.
03:49That's a lot of money.
03:49That is a lot of money.
03:51That's not.
03:51I mean, it reminds me of, remember when Zuckerberg was at Google?
03:55Or who wanted to buy Facebook when he first started?
03:59Oh, yeah, for like a billion dollars.
04:00And he said no.
04:01No.
04:01Yeah.
04:02And he was like 22 years old.
04:04What?
04:05Yeah.
04:06Wow.
04:06I wish he did, though.
04:07I wish he did, though.
04:07I wish he did, though.