The Feed for August 26th, 2022
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00:00In the feed today and in Finland today, the Air Guitar World Championships are taking place.
00:06Okay, that's odd.
00:07American Rob the Marquee Messel won back in 2019.
00:11He is back at it this year.
00:12Now, I didn't show you a video before, but I want you to look at how incredible this man is
00:17because he really brings the heat.
00:19Here we go.
00:19Take a look.
00:22All right, now he's wearing Lederhosen as an American.
00:25Yeah.
00:26Which is always strange.
00:28Oh, this is like real.
00:29Oh, yeah.
00:30No, no, no.
00:31He's working that guitar.
00:33That isn't there.
00:37He just threw the guitar up in the air.
00:39You know what he looks like?
00:40Who does he look like?
00:41The guys that do the signs, but minus the signs.
00:44He's an air signer.
00:47It's very amazing.
00:48I mean, good job.
00:50Event's been going on since 19...
00:50Better than I thought.
00:51See, I'm telling you.
00:52These are the pros, man.
00:541996 have been doing that.
00:55Their whole attempt for this event is to promote world peace.
00:58Try harder.
00:59I'm not surprised.
01:00Ever since then, let's talk about all the things that have gone wrong.
01:03Maybe we cancel this event.
01:05How about this?
01:06The world's largest cucumber.
01:08How long do you think the world's largest cucumber would measure at?
01:11I don't know.
01:12Four feet?
01:13Three feet?
01:14Close.
01:14Three feet.
01:15Eight point six inches.
01:16Wow.
01:16Sebastian Suski of Poland got the Guinness World Record.
01:20He beat the record by 2.5 inches.
01:22The other cucumber just bought himself a Corvette and is dating a younger woman.
01:27That said, he almost didn't get this record because he had a leaky blood vessel in his head
01:33while he was growing this.
01:35So his wife had to take over and make sure that the cucumber would be fine.
01:39And he gave...
01:39God forbid he doesn't get that record.
01:41But you know what happened?
01:42He gave credit to the wife.
01:44That's cool.
01:44If he didn't...
01:45Yeah.
01:46That cucumber's getting cut for salad.
01:47Yeah, for sure.
01:48And then finally, a woman in London McDonald's got a little bit upset.
01:52Now, I'm almost on her side to start.
01:55She asked for a hamburger, but they said they didn't have any hamburgers.
01:59Okay.
02:00That's odd at a McDonald's.
02:01But okay.
02:02Shortage is everywhere.
02:03I've been to a KFC with no chicken before.
02:04It has happened.
02:05It's a weird thing.
02:07I worked at a steakhouse.
02:07There was no baked potatoes.
02:09No ribeyes one time.
02:11There was no...
02:11Okay.
02:11Well, yeah.
02:12That's a significant issue.
02:13And Tate's.
02:14The mashed potatoes.
02:15The Tate's.
02:16Taters.
02:17It's not like...
02:18Tate's.
02:19T-Bone's Tate House.
02:20Baked Tater.
02:22Baked Tater.
02:23Welcome to T-Bones.
02:24Can I help you?
02:25You having to bake taters?
02:27Y'all have taters?
02:28What is this?
02:29Ballettes and taters.
02:29There's no steakhouse?
02:31Gosh.
02:31Anyways.
02:32So she was really angry.
02:33She decided to go around the counter and pick up a couple of Big Macs and put them in her bra.
02:38Wow.
02:39That's what she did.
02:39And then just left?
02:40Yep.
02:41Wow.
02:41Wow.