Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a pilot who was allegedly drunk at Metro Airport prior to a flight which leads to Chuck impersonating an intoxicated pilot.
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00:00A spokesperson at Detroit's Metro Airport has confirmed that an American Airlines pilot
00:15was taken into custody over the weekend, facing several charges after failing two sobriety
00:21tests.
00:23We're black, everybody.
00:27That's our pilot.
00:28Is that the pilot?
00:29That is, yeah.
00:30You guys.
00:30What are these things?
00:31Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
00:33Welcome back to the Airlines.
00:36Is he okay, you guys?
00:38He's strong.
00:39I was doing good last night, but I'll tell you what.
00:47Oh, my God.
00:48Oh, is he sleeping?
00:48Yeah, he fell asleep.
00:49Did he fall asleep?
00:50We got to get off this plane.
00:51You guys, this isn't right.
00:53Hi, everybody.
00:54Where are we going?
00:56Oh, no.
00:57Hey, everybody.
00:59We're going to Las Vegas.
01:01Oh, okay.
01:02It's a Sin City takeover.
01:05Welcome to American Airlines.
01:07I'm your pilot.
01:08And I'm going to be taking you guys to Las Vegas.
01:12Nevada.
01:13Oh, dear Christ.
01:14I don't...
01:14We're going to be in the United States of America.
01:16Oh, hey.
01:17So, you guys just buckle up.
01:18Buttercock.
01:19We're going to take off in the next 10 or 15 minutes, okay?
01:23It's going to fire up these engines.
01:26We're going to go and play, girl.
01:29Prep for landing.
01:31You just said prep for landing, and we haven't taken off.
01:37Oh, my God.
01:38No, I just said prep for landing.
01:40You can hear us right now.
01:42That's weird.
01:43That's even weirder.
01:47Hmm.
01:52Does he know that's still on?
01:54I don't think he knows that's still on.
01:55Boy, I can barely see.
01:57He did not want us to hear that.
02:04Oh, boy.
02:06I really tied one on today, Ralph.
02:10Is that right?
02:11Oh, my God.
02:14I had about 25 drinks.
02:17One hour.
02:1725 drinks in an hour.
02:20That's a lot.
02:21Welcome to your pilot speaking.
02:24He did this already.
02:29Ladies and gentlemen, the pilot's drunkest tail.
02:33Check us a beer.
02:35Flight in heaven.
02:38Listen, your flight in heaven will let you know exactly what you did in Castle Murden
02:42seeing because of me crashing this plane in the side of that mountain.
02:47He's just having a rough time right now.
02:49Listen, I'm going through some stuff, people.
02:51So, you want another trick?
02:55I'm going through just a nasty divorce right now.
02:59Oh, worst.
03:01And so, yeah.
03:02Have a couple drinks?
03:04Yeah.
03:06Have a couple of drinks.
03:08Big, what are you going to do?
03:09Call the cops on me?
03:11The cops are here.
03:17I won't be your pilot today.
03:19Hello, boy.
03:23All right, five answers.
03:25We've got to go.
03:26We've got to go.
03:28We've got to go.
03:29We've got to go.
03:30We've got to go.
03:30We've got to go.
03:31We've got to go.
03:31We've got to go.
03:34I just threw up in my mouth.
03:36Oh, no.
03:39Oh, boy.
03:42Looks like that's probably it.
03:48Ben.
03:48That's the end of that tale.
03:50It's a hell of a flight to be around.
03:52It would be crazy to see your pilot arrested.
03:54Yeah.
03:55What's going on, man?
03:57You're trying to get him out?
04:03We always joke that we think that they're drunk, but.
04:06Well, I think for a long time, it was just a, like, old school 1950s pilot.
04:12Oh, that guy.
04:13He had a cocktail with him right up on the.
04:15Yeah.
04:15Like, you heard that.
04:16They brought him a drink, right?
04:17Yeah.
04:18On the rocks.
04:18You could hear it.
04:20Attention.
04:21Ladies and gentlemen.
04:22Listen.
04:22One of you hot asses bring your captain up a Jack and Coke.
04:30Make it a double.
04:31He's smoking a cigarette.
04:32If you guys don't mind, I'm making myself a little.
04:39A little Frank Sinatra playing in the background.
04:44It's different.
04:45It's a little different background.
04:46We're going to get this plane off the ground in a few minutes.
04:49Mixing up with Tom Collins.
04:50It's the 1960s, and we have no regard for human life.
05:06Dear, we're flying the miracle of life.
05:11Hey, stewardess, I'm just going to sit in my lap.
05:15Got a hot ass on you, you know that?
05:17Tell us, if it sure gets any shorter, I'm going to be seeing your, you know, bits.
05:27All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to get this party started.
05:33Remember, smoking is permitted everywhere on this plane.
05:40It's Martini Hour here on 1960s air.
05:45What a time to be alive.
05:47It was different then, man.
05:49I think it's a different time to fly than it was when Frank Sinatra was ruling the airplane.
05:54It was right.