Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Southwest Airlines flight to Hawaii that gave all their passengers ukuleles and think it sounds like the worst flight of all-time.
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00:00Here's a real American horror story for you
00:08You board your flight
00:10You're flying from California to Hawaii
00:13Sounds great
00:13Except
00:15Southwest Airlines has a surprise for you
00:18What?
00:19On this flight
00:20Everyone gets
00:22A ukulele
00:24Oh this is the ukulele story
00:26This is way worse than I thought
00:28It wasn't a parting gift
00:31It was in your seat
00:33As you boarded the plane
00:35Okay but isn't this what they just did with
00:37What's his nuts
00:38The Aquaman
00:41They did it on a flight
00:43Leaving and going to Hawaii
00:45They gave everybody free stuff
00:48Free water
00:48I know but what I'm saying is
00:51This is obviously a ukulele company
00:53It was a promotion with
00:55Guitar center
00:56Right so they're now selling
00:59This is what they're doing
01:00Ads on planes
01:01Because that's what they did
01:03Now I've got a ukulele I've got to carry around
01:05Yes
01:05Can I tell you guys
01:07Yes Lisa
01:07I've had to fly recently
01:09I absolutely hate flying now
01:12Yeah
01:13I mean it's
01:14And this
01:15Doesn't help
01:16Yeah
01:17I was like
01:18I don't think they could make flying much worse
01:20Oh it's so bad
01:22Giving everyone a ukulele on the flight
01:24Because they were like
01:25We really outdid ourselves this time
01:27We figured out how to annoy you even more
01:29They're really like
01:31We need to outside the box
01:33Like how can we make the flight worse
01:36Give everyone a ukulele
01:38But make them think you care
01:39Can I give it back?
01:41I don't want that
01:42I don't know
01:43Here's a little bit
01:44Actually on the plane
01:46Oh god
01:47Everyone's doing it
01:48Why are they all in Hawaiian shirts?
01:50Because they're morons
01:53Everyone is stupid
01:54Lise
01:54Everyone is dumb
01:56I would never go to Hawaii
01:57By the way
01:58Oh my god
01:58Don't
01:59I would never
01:59This right here wraps it up for me
02:02Here we go
02:02Here's a little
02:03Never
02:03Never
02:04This is the flight
02:05The red shirt guys are the instructors
02:08They're walking around the plane
02:11Teaching everyone
02:12Oh my god
02:13Are you guys pros?
02:18Let's see
02:18Let's see
02:19Show off for the camera
02:21Oh god
02:21Why do they have to do
02:22Do they get a discount?
02:24I mean that's the only way
02:25You get a free drink?
02:26Anything?
02:26A meal?
02:27They got a free ukulele
02:28And a free lay
02:29No
02:29Lise
02:30You can buy ukulele at five below
02:31For like three bucks
02:32Like I really don't know
02:33I don't know
02:34I don't know
02:34How I'd react
02:35Can I put it under my seat?
02:37I'd be like
02:37The plane has crashed
02:39And we're in hell
02:40We're in absolute hell
02:42The plane has crashed
02:42And we are lost
02:43And we are lost
02:44And you're in absolute hell
02:46We're lost
02:46It's an episode of lost
02:48Oh my god
02:50Everyone is
02:53Ukulele
02:54Like
02:54Oh my god
02:57Why is this happening?
02:59What's happened to the world?
03:00I don't know
03:00What makes me more sad
03:02Is that
03:03Do they have to?
03:04They gave the ukulele
03:05Why are they doing it?
03:07What a cool thing
03:08Yeah when you got on
03:09What's this?
03:10Oh no
03:10They say
03:11Yeah they say
03:12Relax
03:13You can listen
03:13Relax
03:14Oh man
03:19I'm never going there
03:20You might as well
03:21I'd be a fan
03:22Of giving it
03:23To another country
03:24Who wants Hawaii?
03:28No I never plan to go there
03:30Because it's
03:31This doesn't happen
03:32On a flight
03:33But you can go to Europe
03:34For the same amount
03:35Of time
03:35And then you don't have all this
03:36Wait until
03:37Wait until we start doing that
03:38And it's like
03:39Well where are you going
03:40In Europe?
03:40Oh no don't mess with that
03:41Where are you going
03:41In Europe?
03:42Yep
03:42And then next thing you know
03:44I'm giving you free accordions
03:45Oh god
03:46Yep
03:49Everyone gets wooden shoes
03:50You put me on that flight
03:53I'd give you
03:53Whatever information you wanted
03:55I'd be like
03:55I'll tell you anything
03:56You want to know
03:56Why are you doing this to me?
03:59We broke him
04:00It's torture
04:00Why did they do that?
04:02We broke him
04:03So mean
04:04Yeah everyone's going to have to learn
04:06London calling
04:07On their next flight
04:08As we're flying to the UK
04:09That's kind of cool
04:09That's better
04:10That's better
04:11Fine
04:12No problem
04:13Yeah I know but
04:14What do they give you?
04:16You know
04:16Like everyone's got
04:17Like a tambourine
04:18A cymbal or something
04:19Oh god
04:20I don't know
04:22It's just
04:23To me it's
04:24It's a really
04:25Weird thing
04:27That they've started to do
04:28On that airline
04:29They shouldn't do it
04:30They are selling
04:32Cassettes
04:33Lisa's so fired up
04:34Over this
04:34For the love of god
04:35No one give her a ukulele
04:36No
04:37Don't give her
04:38No
04:38Why would you?
04:40Why would anyone do that?
04:41No
04:42100 amateur ukulele players
04:44Oh yeah
04:45I don't even think
04:46You're stuck on a tube
04:47It's literally like
04:48They were like
04:48Listen we've got a new consultant
04:50His name is Satan
04:51Yeah
04:52We're going to see
04:53What ideas he has
04:55To really spice up
04:56The flights for our passengers
04:57What you got for us Satan?
05:00Check this out
05:01Ukuleles for everybody
05:04Oh my god
05:05Yes
05:06That is
05:07That is absolute hell
05:08That will make it the worst
05:09Hold on
05:10Hold on
05:10And then
05:11Guitar center employees
05:14Are they going to teach him
05:16The ukulele right there
05:17On the flight?
05:18They have 100 people
05:19Playing there
05:19They're going to try
05:20Oh yeah
05:21That is one hell
05:23Of a terrible flight
05:24Look at this Lise
05:26I just can't believe
05:27They did that
05:28That I would just
05:29Break down and cry
05:30Yeah
05:30You would
05:31You'd want to cry
05:31I'm trying to watch
05:33This wonderful movie
05:34Top Gun Maverick
05:35Please leave me alone
05:36Give me a gin and tonic
05:37And let me watch this movie here
05:39It's just like something
05:41That like Barb and her husband
05:42Would be excited about
05:43Well you saw a lot of that
05:45Seriously
05:45Yeah
05:46Look there's Barb and her husband
05:47Oh my god
05:47You believe it
05:48We're really going to the islands
05:50Oh my god
05:52What an experience
05:53Flying on the way to Hawaii
05:54You get a ukulele
05:56You get a ukulele
05:56You get a ukulele
05:57Taste of the culture
05:57It's like an Oprah Winfrey show
05:59On here
06:00Do they give you one of those necklaces
06:03Or is that part of the
06:04Yes you got a leg
06:05Oh is that a leg
06:07We are ready for the sun
06:09Fun in the sun Barb
06:10Thumbs up
06:11Barb rips it up
06:13She probably knows the solo
06:14Oh yeah she does
06:16I mean that'd be cool
06:17With the anal beat necklace
06:18But that's about it
06:19That was like a whole flight
06:20Of Barb and her husbands
06:21It really was
06:23It really
06:24It really looks like it
06:26Look at this
06:27Can you believe that
06:28You know where we have to go
06:29Is Hawaii
06:30Oh my god
06:31I don't know where we have to go
06:33I don't know where we have to go
06:34I don't know where we have to go
06:35I don't know where we have to go
06:35I don't know where we have to go
06:36I don't know where we have to go
06:37I don't know where we have to go
06:37I don't know where we have to go
06:38I don't know where we have to go
06:39I don't know where we have to go
06:39I don't know where we have to go
06:40I don't know where we have to go