Plead the Fifth: Meredith Tells Us What A Magic Wand Could Do To Change Her Sex Life!
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00:00Let's play Plead the Fifth with Orlando and the Freak Show on Wild 94.1.
00:14Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY. Now, who's taking the stand?
00:19I think that would be one, Meredith.
00:21What's going on?
00:22Ready to go up, all the way up.
00:25Yes.
00:25Give your info. You got three questions that are coming at you from the room.
00:30You have three from the audience as well, and you only get one pass and a boomerang.
00:34I am first, so I'm going to go.
00:37Let's see.
00:38Meredith, tell me the last improper dream, because you usually have a few gems.
00:47The last improper dream that you've had.
00:50What made it improper?
00:51Who was the co-starring?
00:52Anybody in our lives?
00:54Anything else?
00:55What do you got?
00:56Okay, so sexy dream.
00:59Improper?
01:00I said improper.
01:01It could be anything.
01:02Right.
01:03You know, I do have very vivid dreams, I will say that.
01:08It was definitely of a co-worker or somebody that works in the building.
01:13I don't know if I'm necessarily allowed to say said person or I should.
01:17I would think this is an open space.
01:19I think that's part of the answer.
01:20You were in court right now.
01:21I think that's part of the answer.
01:21Yeah, you're in court.
01:23I don't think you can say.
01:24I mean, okay, so you said it was a sexy dream?
01:26Yeah.
01:27This person I find, you know, to be quite handsome, I would say.
01:31And it was our GM, Steve.
01:36What?
01:36Ooh.
01:37Ooh.
01:37Yeah.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:38You had a dream about Steve?
01:41Our boss, boss, boss, boss, boss.
01:43Wow.
01:44I don't think you were supposed to say that.
01:46You were supposed to lay that out.
01:48That's what I said.
01:49I don't know if I should say that.
01:50I thought it might have been somebody else, like Buckwheat or somebody else.
01:54What?
01:54Okay.
01:55Okay.
01:55It's sexy because he's also the boss man here.
01:59And yeah, we were having a little fun.
02:03You know, we went out and then went back to the bedroom and had a good time.
02:07Wow.
02:07What?
02:08You're on the radio.
02:09He has many kids in the family.
02:11That's what I'm saying.
02:12I'm just saying.
02:13I mean, he wears suits every single day.
02:17I like it.
02:17Okay.
02:18So, Micah, I guess my question would be, if you have a, is that even an HR?
02:24Like, are you supposed to say, are you supposed to say you had a dream about somebody at work?
02:29It didn't really happen.
02:31I didn't say that I want it to happen.
02:32I just said, you asked me about a dream.
02:34I can't control my dreams.
02:35I got you.
02:36Can't be mad at me about something I dreamed about.
02:39I wanted to ask about your husband, Anthony.
02:44No.
02:45So, you guys just built a new house.
02:48Was there something that in the, because when you're building a new house, man,
02:52you have to make a thousand different little decisions.
02:56Yeah.
02:56Was there something that you guys kind of, like, butted heads on, and who won?
03:01Oh, yeah.
03:02Let's see here.
03:03How about everything we butted heads on?
03:05It could be, like, the design of the house, how things are going to be installed.
03:09I mean, how the thickness of the courts.
03:12Well, okay, so what was something that you guys were both kind of, like, adamant about?
03:17Adamant about adding to the house or having installed in the house?
03:20Like, you wanted something one way.
03:22He wanted something another way, and that's where you have to find a middle ground.
03:25And who won?
03:26Well, so far, we are arguing about adding furniture to the house at the moment.
03:33So, I'm adamant about keeping what we have.
03:36Just as an example, I think we got our leather couch, like, three or four years ago.
03:41Now, this doesn't seem like a big deal, but it actually is because I have two little minions
03:44that like to use crayons and markers and spill crap everywhere.
03:48So, he, now, Anthony wants, like, a new light gray couch, you know, that it's all, like,
03:55attached and all that stuff.
03:56And anyway, I'm like, no, they're going to spill apple juice and disgusting things all over it.
04:01What if we get a dog that's going to completely ruin it?
04:03So, that's, like, a big, we're butting heads about that.
04:07And I'm like, why are we going to waste, like, $7,000 on a couch or something when we already have one?
04:12Yeah.
04:13Couches are expensive.
04:15That couch is coming with the dog.
04:17Yeah.
04:18He wants a sectional, I want to keep my couch.
04:20It's leather.
04:21You know, we can have it, like, forever.
04:22And he's like, no, we need my bubble blossom.
04:24Wow.
04:24Whatever.
04:24Okay.
04:25Wow.
04:27That's the biggest one right now.
04:28I want to keep this stuff I have.
04:30Yeah.
04:30So, Meredith, before Davi's question, I was going to say how you are one of the sweetest people in the building.
04:38You're somebody that I can text and work problems out with.
04:43Yeah.
04:43You're like a buddy of mine, right?
04:45You're buttering me up here.
04:46What are you about that?
04:46Exactly.
04:48Even people on the show, they call you sweet, sweet Meredith.
04:51Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, Meredith.
04:52But I want to know about a time when Meredith was not so sweet.
04:57I want to know if you have ever gotten into a fight, like a fist fight with another girl, hair pulling.
05:05Oh, you're snatching wigs.
05:07Just, just, yeah.
05:10Yeah, but I used to get in a lot of fights, let's say, like in elementary school, but I'll push it past that.
05:15There was definitely a huge fight that happened with my college roommate.
05:20We were at Universal Studios, and we were drinking and walking around.
05:25I think it was Halloween Horror Nights, as a matter of fact.
05:27We were having a great time.
05:28And then we were wearing flip-flops, and all of a sudden she kept, like, stepping on the back of my shoe.
05:35Yeah.
05:35And I told her, stop doing it.
05:37After 10 more times, of me, like, almost falling on my face, and that hurts, by the way, when somebody keeps doing that, I turned around, I looked at her dead in the face.
05:46I go, if you do that one more time, I'm going to smack you across your face.
05:50And I was, I was dead serious about it.
05:51It was like, it must have been, like, 1 a.m., and we were drunk.
05:54So, we're walking, and what happened?
05:57Of course she did it.
05:58She challenged her.
05:58Oh, my God.
06:00All of a sudden, I turn around, I push her, she pushes me.
06:03We were, like, smacking each other, pulling each other's hair.
06:06We had to be separated.
06:07We didn't get kicked out, probably because, I don't know, everybody was staring there watching.
06:10Was she bigger than you, or were you bigger?
06:13I don't know, similar sizes, I would say.
06:16Okay, sure.
06:16But, yeah.
06:17I'm surprised.
06:18But what was weird, because we came from Jacksonville.
06:21That's where we went to college.
06:23That explains it.
06:24Right.
06:24There we go.
06:25Them two Duvaliers.
06:26Then we had to ride back together and left Universal, and then we had to ride back together, the most awkward car ride ever, for two hours.
06:34Did y'all, were y'all cool after that?
06:36Like, after the, okay.
06:37Yeah.
06:37I mean, it took, like, two or three days.
06:39You know how girls are.
06:40We hold, we hold things a little bit longer than guys do.
06:42Days.
06:42Damn.
06:43I know.
06:43We need to teach you how to fight.
06:45You got to put Vaseline on.
06:46Something's going to scratch you up.
06:47You got to, like, take your earrings out.
06:49You got to tell somebody, hold my baby.
06:51Hold my baby.
06:52We have one out, the 813.
06:53It says, Meredith, your husband says he wants to start trying to have another baby right now.
06:58Ugh.
06:58And you are not on board.
07:00He said, if you're not on board, if he says he doesn't think he can continue the marriage, what would you do?
07:07Oh.
07:07Whoa.
07:08Oh, damn.
07:09Coming in hot.
07:09I mean.
07:10Coming in hot.
07:12If our whole life and family is going to be broken up over it.
07:15I mean, you're really not supposed to issue ultimatums.
07:18I feel like you're already at a bad space to begin with if you issue one of those.
07:21But if he did say that and it was that important to him, then roll my eyes.
07:26I guess we could go ahead and try.
07:27Why would you roll your eyes, though?
07:29Like, you don't want a three baby?
07:31Well, we already, I've had this conversation with him many times because, you know, we have, like, a little wiggle room here.
07:37Other than that, like, you know, we are going to be closing up shops.
07:40So, I asked him maybe eight separate, different times just to make sure, you know, and he's said no every single time.
07:46So, he's dead set on, like, absolutely not because it's already stressful enough for him.
07:51That closing up shop is a good thing.
07:53It is.
07:53It is.
07:54That thing make everything look easy.
07:55I know.
07:56I sure do.
07:57I gotta say.
07:58All right.
07:59Meredith, out of the 941, if you were given a wand that could mystically infuse some energy into your lovemaking with your husband,
08:09where would this energy boost be needed most?
08:13They gave you multiple choice.
08:15Is it the romance between you two?
08:18Change of moves that he would use?
08:22Frequency of activity that you guys have?
08:26Or length of your love sessions?
08:30Where would you infuse energy into Anthony's game?
08:34Or you can tap out, Mary.
08:36I'm going to answer it.
08:37Okay.
08:38You have an answer for that?
08:39I do.
08:41It's definitely not, like, a length of time.
08:43Because that's always good.
08:44It's always been.
08:44That's always fantastic.
08:46I think I would say.
08:47You're about to sit here and game tape that bad sex.
08:49No, but it's great.
08:51That's never an issue.
08:52But I would say frequency would be something that I think that both of us should definitely work on.
08:59No, don't try and take it on both of us.
09:00Don't try.
09:01There's two of us here.
09:02No, this is about him.
09:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:03Not you.
09:05Him.
09:05Okay, then he can get on top of this.
09:08Where would you infuse that energy?
09:10So you would put the energy on frequency?
09:12Yes, absolutely.
09:14That would make me a very happy person.
09:16And just for the record, where's your frequency at right now?
09:19Oh, it's not good.
09:20It's not good right now.
09:21No.
09:21Once a week?
09:22Yeah, let's say that for sure.
09:25That's not true?
09:27It's like you're just estimating?
09:28No, I would say an estimate now would be like once a week, yes.
09:34But there's been gaps before, for sure, 100% that have been longer than that.
09:37Young kids will do that.
09:39You better give him that couch.
09:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:41Wow.
09:41I know.
09:42All right.
09:43Last one out to A63.
09:44It says, Meredith, if you had the opportunity to pose for Playboy, would you do it?
09:49Yes or no?
09:49You know, they did do like radio features back in the day, Orlando.
09:58Do you remember that?
09:58Like they would do like the top 10 hottest women in radio, and then they would fly you
10:03out there and do like a whole photo shoot and everything?
10:05Well, not really.
10:06Yeah, they did.
10:07They didn't really fly you out.
10:09They did.
10:09You submitted, bitch.
10:11I remember that.
10:12You do?
10:13Okay.
10:14I don't.
10:16Yeah, probably.
10:17Yeah?
10:17You would.
10:18Yeah.
10:19I guess.
10:19So, tasteful.
10:21Yeah, but I mean, with all of the smoke that Playboy is having right now.
10:26No, not Hustler or anything like that.
10:27You might as well.
10:28Bust it wide open.
10:28I mean, Playboy is a brand, but they catching hell right now.
10:32I'd subscribe to that issue.
10:34Yeah, I'd get the Meredith edition.
10:36Yeah, see?
10:36There you go.
10:36Meredith is motorboating.
10:37Yeah.
10:38Why not?
10:39I got one person.
10:42I know.
10:42I bet you're some other people that are about it.
10:44All right.
10:45So, you have answered all.
10:46Do you have a boomerang?
10:48Yes.
10:49Let me see here.
10:50You guys asked about Playboy.
10:52You guys would all get butt naked.
10:54I know you would.
10:54We all.
10:54We would all be butt naked.
10:56Sure.
10:57And then, having dreams.
10:59Let's see here.
11:01We can do...
11:02Let's do the relationship part.
11:04If you're in a relationship, what would you like more of?
11:08Like, frequency?
11:09It to last a little bit longer in the bedroom?
11:12I want more of, like...
11:15I don't want to have to be the instigator every time.
11:17Yeah.
11:17I want you to come take it.
11:23Come get this.
11:24He's fully loaded and ready to go, ladies.
11:35He hears, Daddy, what you want?
11:38Huh?
11:39I thought you was doing something.
11:41Never mind.
11:42Never mind.
11:42I would say mine a little bit more, dressing up in the bedroom.
11:47Oh, role play kind of thing?
11:49Yeah.
11:49Yeah.
11:50That's cool.
11:51I think that might put some spice on some stuff.
11:54Why are you looking at me like that?
11:56Would you dress up or just her?
11:57Yeah, I'll dress up.
11:59A little priest, buck walking through.
12:00A priest.
12:02You have sinned, my lady.
12:04That's weird.
12:05Um, I just, I mean, just put somebody there.
12:11I mean, this solo action is getting a little lonely.