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Plead The Fifth: Meredith On What She Regrets Most In Life And Who She Would Use A Hall Pass With If Allowed

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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Well, the soundbird herself.
00:06Oh, Lord.
00:07Meredith is taking the stand.
00:09Yes.
00:09She has three questions from the audience, three questions from us, and she gets one pass and one boomerang.
00:15Meredith.
00:16Yes.
00:17You are up.
00:18By the way, I never said I could sing.
00:20Okay?
00:21That's true.
00:21Oh, we know.
00:22Ever.
00:22That's true.
00:22Listen.
00:23I never, I'm not like that.
00:24You sure did sing that song, girl.
00:26You sang that song.
00:28All right, Buck, what's your question for Meredith?
00:30All right, Meredith, if the season finale of your favorite show on Netflix was about to air, and you have no way to go back, record it, and watch it, it's like a one-time thing.
00:42But at the same time, Anthony wants some sexy time, what would you pick?
00:48Oh, probably the television show that's about to air.
00:56That is so non-romantic.
00:58No, it's not, but he can wait a little bit, because I've been waiting, what, I've been invested in this television show for eight seasons, let's say, and it's finally out, and I can finally watch this.
01:08Yeah, I'm going to sit down.
01:10I'm so disappointed.
01:11So wrong.
01:12All right, so Meredith, mine is a choice, and unfortunately, this is why Anthony hates Monday mornings, because it includes him as well.
01:22Oh, God.
01:22If you had to choose, and you have to choose, between sucking Anthony's toe, I mean, good, too, like all up in the middle, like his bone, like his bone, getting the marrow out of there.
01:35Oh, the marrow.
01:38If you had to choose between sucking Anthony's toes, or emptying his bedpan.
01:45Oh.
01:45Oh, wow.
01:47Which one would you do?
01:50Oh, well, since I have a four-month-old in the house, and I'm dealing with enough number twos in all diapers, I'm definitely going to pick sucking those toes, baby.
02:01Really?
02:01Yeah, of course.
02:02You would empty a bedpan over sucking your man's toe.
02:06No, I'm picking sucking toes over the bedpan.
02:09Okay.
02:09And let me tell you why, because a lot of people don't know this about Anthony, but he's got some real pretty feet.
02:13Really?
02:13He's got a nice arch on him.
02:15Yeah, they're very nice looking, and, you know, that's probably a secret I should have just kept to myself, but they're very pretty.
02:20I have never sucked on them.
02:21Because you got everybody at the gym going to be looking at them like, yo, pretty feet.
02:25Right, right, right, right.
02:26But if I had to suck on somebody's toes, yeah, they're not like Fred Flintstone feet at all.
02:31They're quite the opposite.
02:32So why don't you do that?
02:33Oh, my God.
02:34I'd get kicked in the face steadily.
02:37He might like it, though.
02:38He'd be like, whoa, bullshit.
02:40Yeah, he's not about that at all.
02:42All right, all right.
02:43But pretty feet.
02:44Okay, Meredith, my question, I'm going to leave it vague and open-ended, and I'm kind of happy that you still have the plead, because you might want to use this.
02:53Meredith, how are you feeling about this presidential election?
02:56Any favorites?
02:57Any predictions?
02:59Oh, man.
03:02Any favorites?
03:03Honestly, both of them really bother me.
03:06Can we just throw that out there?
03:07Sure, and I'm tired of seeing all the advertisements on both sides.
03:11I think everybody's kind of feeling the same way.
03:13I can't wait for it to be over.
03:16Like, are you asking me who I'm voting for?
03:18Any favorites?
03:19Any predictions?
03:20I don't know.
03:21There's stuff that comes out every single day.
03:22Sometimes I lean more left.
03:24Sometimes I lean more right.
03:25So it's just kind of different every single day, especially when we have conversations in here off air.
03:30We'll be talking about, I don't know, Hunter's laptop that was just found with the crack pipe hanging out of his mouth.
03:37And then, you know, a couple of weeks before.
03:39Alleged.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Those are him.
03:42But then Trump's interrupting Biden, you know, in the debate, which is so annoying because you're the president of the United States.
03:49Alleged.
03:51Alleged.
03:52Alleged.
03:53It's very, both sides annoy me.
03:55So I'll just say that.
03:56Okay.
03:56All right.
03:57Yeah.
03:57Now we got your calls, 888-429-0941.
04:03What do we have?
04:04Meredith, if you had one hall pass and Anthony was totally fine with it, who would you use it on?
04:11Well, it'd probably be, obviously, a celebrity.
04:12It would probably be the person she just did the book report on.
04:15Tyler Glass now.
04:16Told us all the nastiness.
04:18I'd go super famous, though.
04:20Like, super duper famous.
04:21Let's see here.
04:22Maybe, I'm going to pick, let's see, maybe like a Chris Hemsworth or, let's see, yeah, I'll pick Chris Hemsworth, Thor.
04:39Thor.
04:40Thor.
04:41Okay, yeah, he got a hammer.
04:42Yeah.
04:43There you go.
04:44All right, let's see here.
04:46You have one that says, Meredith, if you could change one body part on your husband's body.
04:53What would it be?
04:53A body part?
04:55Let's see here.
04:56You can make it better.
04:57Oh.
04:57What would you make more better?
04:59More better, more better.
05:00Let's see here.
05:01I'm going to plead the fifth on that one.
05:02What?
05:04I don't want to go home and then have to explain something.
05:08Yeah, or have, make somebody.
05:10I'll plead the fifth.
05:10Exactly, fill something.
05:11I'll plead the fifth.
05:13Five.
05:14One, two, three, four, fifth.
05:16Wow.
05:17Yeah, by the way, I don't, you know, there's nothing that obviously just immediately comes.
05:22It comes to my mind.
05:23Right, sure.
05:24And I really, I also don't want anybody feeling some type of way in my house.
05:26Well, now, did you also think that if you answered that, he would have the right to answer it about you?
05:32Probably, but he wouldn't because he loved me, so he wouldn't.
05:36Wow.
05:36He's a smart man.
05:37Okay.
05:38All right.
05:39Let's see here.
05:39You've used that up.
05:40You got one more question coming in.
05:42Out to 863.
05:43Meredith, if you could go back in time and change one thing about your life, what would it be and why?
05:49One thing about my life.
05:51Oh, yeah.
05:51I'm sure there's a couple of things.
05:53I know a lot of people go, I don't have any regrets.
05:55You know what I mean?
05:56Which is silly because we all regret a little bit of something.
05:58And probably how I handled a situation, maybe with a breakup.
06:04Everything has been pretty planned out and thought out with me.
06:09Oh, you know what?
06:09I know what it is.
06:10The relationship between my mother and I, when I left home and left high school to go to college,
06:16and she left to go up to Charlotte, and then we didn't talk for like almost a year.
06:21So that was kind of a break in the relationship.
06:26And I didn't handle it right.
06:28She definitely didn't handle it right either.
06:30So I would go back in time and, you know, talk about it, sit down and talk about it so we could have a better relationship.
06:36Okay.
06:37That's three to three, and you still got a boomerang to use.
06:40I like that question personally for you guys.
06:43Which one?
06:44The last one about is there anything, you know, you handled wrong or something you like to change in your life in the past?
06:49It says if you could go back in time and change one thing in your life, what would it be and why?
06:56Change one thing.
06:59Yeah.
07:01I got something.
07:02I got something.
07:04So back in the day, I had about five grand, and I spent all of it on putting stereo equipment in my SUV in high school.
07:15Like I put, you know, like four 12s in the back, and like I was bumping.
07:20And if I could go back, I'd probably tell Buck, invest in some stocks or something.
07:25You don't need all that base.
07:29If I didn't do, I don't regret much.
07:33I mean, it's kind of a tie.
07:34There's two things.
07:35I don't know.
07:36Maybe three.
07:37I mean, I don't know.
07:38I don't know.
07:39You got one?
07:40What you got?
07:41I don't know.
07:41I have two things that I'm trying, I'm wrestling.
07:45One was, I was really like, when I was in high school, I had like a clique of friends that I didn't really go outside of.
07:52And I wish I would have made more friends with just more, more people and not been so like inclusive.
07:59But Bucks had me thinking, a few years ago, I was really, really heavy into cryptocurrency.
08:05And I ran up an absorbent amount of money.
08:08I had a ton, a ton of cash in this account.
08:11And I got greedy.
08:13And I waited a little too long to cash out.
08:16I did really well.
08:17I did way better than I ever imagined to.
08:20But it could have been like, it could have been a life changing sum of money.
08:24So I got greedy with that.
08:26I would switch that back up.
08:28I mean, I would probably take credit seriously.
08:34Because when I was in college, when I was in college, I learned that Spike Lee made his first movie, Bouncing Credit Card Budgets.
08:42And I did, I tried to do that.
08:44And my pops like bailed me out and told me, don't do it again.
08:48And then I like, I didn't, I didn't know a lot about college when I was in credit when I was in college.
08:54And, and so that kind of like bogged me down.
08:57Uh, when I was getting out of school.
09:00Um, and all, and I, this was what I was wrestling with because there was like a four month period of about like, what was it?
09:12Maybe like 2000 to 2001.
09:17Like a four month period through the summer where I tried ecstasy.
09:23Ooh.
09:23And, and I, once I saw the MTV thing about what it does to your brain, I like stopped because I was like, yo, like that's crazy.
09:33And I still think that, wow, I could have, that could have been something.
09:37Cause I, I don't need to try everything.
09:38Right.
09:39And, and, you know, it was a cool summer or whatever, but I, I'm kind of mad at myself that I can't say that I didn't partake in it.
09:46Yeah.
09:46Cause you know, I'm good with what I got, but I just, you know, I, I'm, I'm kind of mad at myself for going down that thing and messing with somebody's brain.
09:55It essentially makes a black holes in your brain.
09:58Big time holes.
09:59Like they, they showed like a 16 year olds, like a brain who was doing it.
10:03And then showed like an 85 year old lady who was like Alzheimer's and they were like the same.
10:08And right there I was like, yeah, it's a wrap, you know, and I quit.
10:12But I was like, yo, I did that for like a couple months and I was really, really like, it still embarrasses me when people are like, yo, what have you tried?
10:19I'm like nothing.
10:20Well, yeah.
10:21Well, there was four months that I, and damn.
10:23Yeah.
10:23You know, I just, that's one of those embarrassing things where I'm like, yo, that should have been a better one.
10:27Still a lesson though.
10:28Yeah.
10:29So I, wow, that's a wrap.
10:30All right.
10:31All right.
10:31Plead the fifth is done.
10:32Meredith, you have cleared your questions.

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