Dave went on an adventure yesterday looking for cabinet hinges and his 2-hour trip lead him right back to a shop next to the station. At one of the places he stopped along the way, he encountered some very pretentious people that were of no help at all.
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00:00coming up 912 here on dave and chuck the freak i had pure chuck luck yesterday
00:12i'll be the judge of that i'll be the judge of that well i mean that wasn't devastating but
00:17well that's not chuck luck well yeah i guess we had these like hinges in our cabinets and a couple
00:24of them have broken okay right to the point where like one door fell off so it looks like we live
00:28in a shack yeah yeah uh so amber has been bugging me and bugging me to find these so i looked i
00:33couldn't find them yesterday after the show i'm like okay i'm just gonna go to the big home
00:37improvement places yeah yeah i'm sure one of them will have them one two like i hit them home depot
00:43lowe's menards none of them oh so now i'm at my fifth location yeah get there the guy's like no
00:50no we used to have these not anymore they look custom finally the guy says oh
00:58there'll be one place in town that has it you guys it's right there it is on the other side of
01:07that building are you tucked behind i drove an hour and 45 minutes around the city to get to a place
01:14that is a 10 second drive from the studio 10 seconds away it's on the other side of that building you
01:21walk there i could walk there i could have walked there hey that qualifies okay that was chuck luck
01:29that's a good one two hours later i'm back where i started and they had them oh yeah right there
01:36odyssey wherever that that second to last place was when you were like oh okay so it's called this
01:42i'm gonna punch that in my little takes you right back to work and for you to see it come right back
01:46to hear you must have been so mad oh i couldn't believe it oh i saw the i'm like uh-huh and i knew
01:51the city i'm like what it's right by the right by the station uh oh by the way the like the first
01:57specialist i was sent to yeah total douchebag yeah he literally threw it back at me uh threw it back
02:03get this out of my i don't carry those oh no you don't you're not like a cabinet store this is a
02:10cabinet hinge yeah i wouldn't carry those oh okay well then snobby snobby about its hinges yeah he was
02:17at a place right near you oh whatever yeah right near you wherever you live wherever you live
02:27over there in snob casual city
02:30i wouldn't carry those hinges here
02:36is there diamonds in them go screw yourself what kind of hinges are these someone get him
02:42out of the store no one in this city has these hinges oh he smells like poverty these aren't these
02:47aren't even made of pure silver do we have any hinges for the homeless please no we don't carry
02:53anything like that could we get him a designer jacket or something i cannot handle it oh actually
02:59that's what they make you they actually make you take off your stuff and put on a designer jacket
03:06burn it all burn everything he's wearing we just keep it i've drawn you a crude map i hope you can
03:12understand to walmart your people will fit in here oh and they have no idea who you are there no no no
03:21no no no negative i was not getting any special treatment just literally was almost shuffled
03:28out of the store you never believe it some kind of vagrant came in here with a
03:32some hinge they found off the street
03:36i threw it back at him and told him to leave get him out there's no cash in this store
03:44yeah oh god are we being wrong take what you need just don't touch us i want your germs
03:55if you're looking for mental help there's gotta be a place somewhere else
03:58but not around here yeah no i'm just i will let you guys see it's this place here
04:03where's that look right here lise oh we don't carry anything oh look at how nice it is yeah of
04:11course it is i like that place oh look at that yeah yeah we don't carry anything please
04:19yeah they took me to like this special back room probably just to get me out of the show
04:24yeah they're like bring him in there quickly quickly don't allow people to see him what if
04:28someone rich walks in coming back take him back he's in flip-flops take him back shorts and flip-flops
04:36my word oh someone's coming in golf attire hurry hide him hide him hurry send him out the back door
04:45i assume you'll be doing this work yourself
04:48my god my goodness with your own hand and tools around your house i don't know how any of this attaches
05:00i've had one of these before we have a man that's doing the work on his home himself
05:07send him away send him away
05:10get a specialist down here we don't sell the drugs here sir go on go on there's a man hooked on opiates
05:18here he's trying to trade in a hinge i believe for more opiate money we don't have any narcan in here
05:27we can't tell if he went to the bathroom in our bushes outside
05:33follow him he may have make sure he leaves
05:37he relieved himself i don't know who he works for
05:39they're garbage or whatever
05:42lisa seemed to like it
05:43i know
05:43i don't like how they treated my friend though
05:46a gorgeous tub
05:47that changed their location
05:49sorry dave they have really nice tubs i had to go in there
05:52i won't go just because of the way they treated you
05:55yeah right sure lisa
05:56and it does look very nice
05:57i'll have to go back to that place where you work
06:01maybe they'll have them
06:02yeah we'll run on there
06:03did you try
06:04that never heard
06:04home people
06:05oh my god
06:07oh my god
06:08oh my god
06:08oh my god
06:10have you tried
06:11have you tried
06:13lose
06:14lose
06:14lose
06:15lose
06:16oh my god
06:18how about
06:19my lord
06:20i hope i don't frighten you with the fact that i'm not wearing a vest
06:24oh my
06:26oh my
06:28all right get
06:29get out
06:31enough of our time wasted
06:33touch anything
06:34don't touch it
06:35don't touch it
06:35if you touch it you buy it
06:36when they tell you that
06:38if you break it you buy it
06:39that's all you can do
06:41lisa should get all dressed up and go in there and say everything's crap
06:44oh god look at that
06:46who would god
06:47lisa does the pretty woman thing
06:49where she goes back in
06:50and she's like
06:51i was gonna buy all these tubs
06:52now i'm not buying because of how you treat my friends
06:56and they're like
07:00we will give you some special discount
07:03we'll find it
07:04maybe i'll talk to you
07:06and then you find out she's got the tubs
07:06if it's this one here and it's really cheap
07:08possibly
07:10that one
07:10god that one's nice though
07:13we don't have layaway
07:15we don't have layaway here
07:18you can't put hinges on layaway
07:23there's no customer rewards program
07:25i believe he's hoping that a celebrity would walk in and pay for all of his wares
07:31as if shaquille o'neal would come in
07:32right exactly it doesn't happen here
07:35for his hut or whatever he lives in
07:37i don't know what he's in
07:38that's my hinge adventure
07:39anyway
07:40it must be the hinge for an outhouse
07:42an outhouse
07:48you
07:50you
07:59you