MJTV: Morons in the News - Nursing Home Gunfire, Florida Man Meets Flamethrower, and a New Gisele Bundchen Inspired Bit Idea
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00:00It's time for my toast.
00:02When I heard this will make it perfectly crispy.
00:06Ah, right?
00:08I heard it's like popcorn.
00:10You wait for the pops to stop.
00:15Gunshots.
00:17Gunshots at a nursing home.
00:19Oh, no.
00:20Greenwood, South Carolina.
00:22The staff is ducking for cover.
00:24They're like, oh, my God.
00:25Uh, get down.
00:26Hang on.
00:27There was not an active shooter.
00:31One of the elderly residents put bullets in his toaster oven in his room.
00:38Oh, thank God.
00:40I thought Edward's colostomy bag blew up again.
00:43Oh, Edward.
00:45According to the Greenwood, South Carolina, police department,
00:48the incident happened at Morningside, a listed, assisted living facility.
00:53Officers, along with the Greenwood City Fire Department,
00:55they rushed to the scene, responded.
00:57They were advised that possible gunshots had been heard.
01:00Active shooter.
01:02There was a small fire that was found inside of one of the residents' rooms.
01:08The resident was unconscious.
01:10Was he shot?
01:11No.
01:13Smoke inhalation.
01:14He'll be okay.
01:15He'll recover.
01:15Turns out the small fire was started because the resident placed several rounds of ammunition
01:21in a toaster oven, and then, I guess, fired up the toaster oven.
01:25It's time for my toast.
01:27Hey, Warren, I heard this will make it perfectly crispy.
01:32Ah, right?
01:33So I heard it's like popcorn.
01:35You wait for the pops to stop.
01:37Are you okay, Edward?
01:41The elderly dude put bullets in his toaster oven, and then he's heating up the toaster oven.
01:48Maybe he had, like, a Stouffer's French bread pizza in there or something, or, I don't know, a Hot Pocket.
01:54And the bullets get heated up and start blasting through the toaster oven, starting a fire also.
02:00Where's my frosting for my toaster strudel?
02:03All right, one other fire-related story here.
02:07Yes.
02:08Man, this is just classically Florida.
02:11A guy gets into a dispute with his neighbor up in Gainesville and hits him with a flamethrower.
02:18Dude.
02:19A boring?
02:20MJ, you have no idea how many people you know own flamethrowers.
02:24I want one of the Tesla ones.
02:27Yeah, you know, I don't think it was the boring company.
02:29Remember Elon Musk's company, they sold, what were they selling, like 5,000 flamethrowers?
02:35It was, like, a limited run.
02:39Wasn't they, like, $500?
02:41Yeah, they were cheap.
02:41It was, like, 500 bucks.
02:43I should have bought one.
02:43What do you get them for?
02:44What do you get them for?
02:45Just for show?
02:45To play with?
02:46I mean, you never know when you're going to have a neighbor dispute and you need to torture them.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Duh.
02:50So here's the deal.
02:5257-year-old Andre Abrams was at his home.
02:56This is in Gainesville.
02:57He said his neighbors had multiple arguments with him about parking.
03:04So he and his neighbors have some kind of parking dispute, and he was upset.
03:09He walks out of his home with a flamethrower and started spraying flames in the direction of their car while people were sitting in it.
03:19The flamethrower that he has is called an XM-42 light.
03:25Can shoot flames more than 20 feet.
03:29Apparently there were kids in the car.
03:32I mean, this is a mess.
03:33The flames never actually hit the vehicle, but witnesses said that they got within about 5 feet of the car, and it was pretty scary.
03:40So Andre admits to it, claims that no one was in danger.
03:44He just came out of his house and starts shooting flames.
03:50Now, Fester's on eBay.
03:51Fester found the XM-42 light flamethrower in toxic waste green color.
03:58This is pretty cool looking.
03:59And this is $699 on eBay right now.
04:03Wow.
04:05Yeah, this doesn't appear to be an auction.
04:06This is just to buy it now, right?
04:07Where's it?
04:08Oh, you pulled it.
04:09Hey, Froggy, why don't you bring your microphone over to the monitor?
04:12I just have a couple questions.
04:13Froggy, get your microphone and drag it over.
04:16How do you do it?
04:16You pull that thing back, I would assume.
04:18It looks like the propane or gas goes up at the silver part up here.
04:23Isn't that as cool as the boring looking one?
04:25Well, that's the flame, and it shoots out.
04:27The gas is up top, it shoots it out like a stream, and then it lights it.
04:31I don't need a flamethrower, guys.
04:33Let's burn a Christmas tree before Christmas.
04:34I don't need a flamethrower.
04:36Too bad Skrizzle retired.
04:38Although, we have a great answer to the Giselle Bunchen turtle video, which, guys, should we
04:45do a reveal on this maybe tomorrow?
04:47Yeah.
04:47Wait, no, hold on.
04:48Let's play the shoot date, too.
04:49We should do no reveal until it's done.
04:52Then we'll never have a reveal.
04:53You have to put it out there or you're not going to do it.
04:55All right, guys, Froggy had a great idea.
04:58The key is to keep it top secret until it's done.
05:00You guys have no idea how to keep it secret.
05:02Froggy has an incredible video idea involving Fester and Roxanne and the beach.
05:07And Froggy.
05:08We need his help, too.
05:09Froggy as well.
05:10There's a lot of love.
05:10It's a team effort.
05:11Guys, you've got to get this thing shot.
05:13It's timely.
05:14We have to do it, like, soon.
05:15You have to do it, like, this week, all right?
05:17Yes, I agree.
05:18Figure out how to get this thing done this week.
05:20Roxanne, do you have the exact outfit that we need?
05:22I'm looking at the exact outfit.
05:24All right, don't give away anything.
05:25Okay.
05:27I have the exact outfit.
05:29All right, before we get out of here today, I can't wait.