MJTV: This Urban Legend Has Apparently Come True!
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00:00All right, I just dumped that.
00:03Well, in his defense...
00:04Why did you dump that?
00:05In his defense, I can only think of perverted ones myself.
00:08See?
00:12Urban legends.
00:14These are, you know, the stories that circulate, they permeate, the internet help propel these stories.
00:21Off the top of your heads, guys, what, like, stories, like terrible things or stories about,
00:28wow, that happened and it was circulated on the internet, or people were circulating emails,
00:35hey, warning, reports of this are happening.
00:38What comes to mind over the years of some of these stories that were either email urban legend,
00:46internet urban legend, anybody, Froggy, you want to fire it off?
00:50What stories can you think of?
00:54Two girls, one cup?
00:56All right, I just dumped that.
00:59Well, in his defense...
01:00Why did you dump that?
01:01In his defense, I can only think of perverted ones myself.
01:04See?
01:05I just dumped that.
01:07Am I thinking of the wrong thing here?
01:09What are you asking for?
01:10Internet urban legend stories.
01:14Like...
01:15A kidney.
01:16I'm going to cut out your kidney, take out, and get drunk with you.
01:19That's...
01:19Yeah.
01:19Wake up in a bucket of ice.
01:21That's a good example.
01:22Or the hotel person waking up with their toothbrush, or your toothbrush, and their...
01:26Okay, the...
01:28Okay, now...
01:28When you leave your camera and your toothbrush in a hotel room.
01:32Now we're talking.
01:33So, Roxanne's talking about the kidney story, where somebody gets drunk, they wake up the
01:39next morning, they're groggy, they awake in a bathtub...
01:43I get it.
01:43...in a bathtub filled with ice, and then on the mirror, scrawled in lipstick, it says
01:48call 911, then they notice they've got a pain on the side, and their kidney was removed.
01:53My kidney.
01:54Urban legend story.
01:55Another example...
01:57Who said something else?
01:58It said the hotel room with the toothbrush and the camera.
02:01So, another one of those stories was that tourists come back from vacation, they develop
02:07their film, and they saw a picture that was taken with their camera by housekeeping in
02:12the hotel, and they took the toothbrush, and they put it up their butt.
02:17Okay, well...
02:17Oh, okay, but we're not going to dump that.
02:20Pretty descriptive.
02:21It's just stating facts.
02:23All right, another urban legend story is...
02:25Those are old school ones.
02:26I remember one that on a college campus, a guy was asking girls to sniff a bottle of
02:30perfume or cologne, and it would, like, knock them out.
02:33Yep, that's another one.
02:34How about the HIV needles in the gas pumps?
02:38What did you just say?
02:40Oh, was that close?
02:41Get the...
02:42Yes!
02:43What did I win?
02:44A hundred bucks?
02:45No, I have to...
02:46A thousand?
02:46You've gotten dumped.
02:47I was about to give one more example, like, don't flash your high beams in an oncoming
02:52car if they're...
02:53Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:53Because that's a gang initiation, and they get to turn around and murder you, you know?
02:57Oh, I didn't really know about that one.
02:58Oh, that's enough.
02:59But no, you're right.
03:00My guess is because I still check gas pumps for that.
03:02Needles...
03:03There were a couple of needle stories.
03:05When they had pay phones still.
03:07Don't put your finger in the pay phone return coin slot because...
03:12Or vending machines.
03:14Don't put your finger in vending machine or pay phone coin returns because people were
03:19putting needles in there.
03:20And as Froggy just said, there was an urban legend.
03:23This was going around in email and on the internet that somebody was putting needles on gas pump
03:30handles.
03:30So you'd go to the gas station, grab the gas pump handle, and you'd get stuck with a needle.
03:36Well, guess what?
03:38A needle device...
03:39Hang on, that was a hiccup.
03:41A needle device was hidden in a Chicago area gas pump, according to cops.
03:47No.
03:48Listen to this.
03:49While attempting to pump gas in suburban Chicago Ridge, a man found a needle device hidden in
03:55the nozzle.
03:56According to a Facebook post from the Chicago Ridge Police Department, just in the Chicago
04:01area, the man was at a shell gas station when he went to squeeze the trigger on the gas
04:09nozzle and felt a prick on his finger.
04:13The guy got poked.
04:15Oh.
04:15The man found a needle device on the handle as well as an unknown white substance in the
04:22hollow area behind the needle and an adhesive substance holding the assembly to the trigger
04:27of the gas pump.
04:29Officials said the man was taken to an area hospital for evaluation and was asymptomatic
04:34for any kind of exposure to whatever.
04:37I don't know if they hit him with...
04:40If you're exposed potentially to HIV, isn't there some kind of like they can blast you with
04:43some drugs quickly?
04:44No, that's rabies.
04:45Yeah.
04:46I was watching cops...
04:47No, it's...
04:47No, no.
04:48Maybe also.
04:49But I think also they can hit you with some medication.
04:51Oh, really?
04:51Yeah.
04:51Okay.
04:52I was watching cops one time and there's this crazy episode where a cop is checking a guy
04:57and he gets poked by the guy's needle and another guy runs over and does like spray
05:02some stuff on his finger.
05:03I remember...
05:04I saw that episode.
05:05Dude, that was crazy.
05:06Yeah.
05:07He goes, what did I just get stuck by?
05:09He goes, my needle.
05:10What do you use it for?
05:11Heroin.
05:11You remember the cops episode where we were sort of in the episode?
05:17Well, the guy was wearing the shirt?
05:18No, no.
05:19Well, there was an episode that was shot with the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office when
05:23the cops used to come here a lot.
05:25The cops filled with men and women of law enforcement.
05:28All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
05:31Yeah.
05:31We're a real hotbed for that kind of entertainment.
05:33Oh, absolutely.
05:34Bad boys, bad boys.
05:36What you gonna do?
05:37Yeah, so there was tons of episodes of cops shot here and there was some kind of like
05:42big disturbance.
05:44The cops go in the house.
05:45The house is a disaster.
05:47It's like a house out of hoarders.
05:49And they go into a bedroom and there were FLZ stickers stuck on the furniture.
05:55Oh, yeah.
05:56On the drawers.
05:58Our old MJ Morning Show radio station for many years.
06:03That's funny.
06:04There were stickers.
06:05The house was a wreck.
06:06It was like the worst white trashy house you've ever seen in your life.
06:11And we got our stickers.
06:12We're seen on cops.
06:13Well, I'm a big fan of Jeff Thomas.
06:15Exactly.
06:15Exactly.
06:16Exactly.
06:16Exactly.