MJTV: It's a Valentine's Day themed Truth Booth!
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00:00so answer the question i gotta do some math this is this is i don't know 150
00:05150 times a year jesus you guys are scrumping like rabbits you're scrumping like holy cow
00:14how are you walking
00:16ladies and gentlemen we welcome back to the mj morning show
00:24froggy's hal herman character hal herman welcome hal here we go and froggy's dressed in a monkey
00:34suit this is taking a long intro yeah welcome to all right oh wait a minute now i think we should
00:41use my new microphone what do you think no so i've been working on it fest fester got a microphone
00:47from the engineering department who gave you this i broke his old microphone and then froggy
00:52but keep in mind that froggy's old mic was not a real mic it was a car antenna with a a piece of
00:58black paper on the end to make it look like a microphone ball and you broke it so fester
01:03snapped froggy's old game show host car antenna microphone in half and then what someone in
01:09promotions gave you this old book oh there's a bad day oh oh our video guy buck gave froggy this
01:17this old like stick style microphone yes and uh it it's totally distorted do not plug it in no
01:24wait a minute whatever you don't know we have the bugs worked out he's worked on it mj i've been
01:29working at it i've been in the shop it's been tweaked it's been tweaked i see you think the
01:32microphone sounds good i think it sounds better than this okay froggy disconnect disconnect
01:37this turn that down i don't need to turn it down just just unplug it
01:41there you go now now plug in your mic and you say it sounds good now yeah he just
01:47all right all right here we go
01:48do it now hey everybody welcome to
01:52what do you think
01:57i love it
01:58is it feeding back into itself i don't know what the hell it's doing
02:02that's the worst microphone ever
02:03unplug that thing
02:04wait a minute you don't think it sounds good
02:06unplug it
02:10there we go i plug in the normal microphone please
02:14whoever tweaked it didn't do a great job
02:18they tweaked it up
02:20my uncle his name is nubsies he doesn't have arms he has nubs
02:24uncle nubsie needs to tweak it the complete opposite direction
02:27he's an engineer
02:28i froggy let's do the i'm sorry hal herman let's do the truth booth
02:32yes welcome to the truth booth valentine day's sexy edition
02:37all right it's the it's the valentine's day sexy edition of the truth booth
02:42maybe we can get some sexy music uh koop there if you can
02:45all right koop they have some sexy music
02:47anything maybe wicked games by chris isaac
02:49let's go let's give me give me some sexy music
02:52yes welcome
02:53to the valentine's day edition of the truth
02:55my name is hal
02:56no this is the porno music i'm not gonna do you
02:58isn't that the same thing
02:59this is the
03:00i need something romantic
03:02a love song
03:02all right i'll look for something romantic
03:04you ever heard of a love song
03:05that is
03:05that's just like me and mj are just gonna do it
03:08that's the porno music bed
03:10kids today man
03:11oh what are you doing
03:12hey listen we just go right to it
03:13right to the gutter
03:15what's the first question hal
03:16here we go
03:16let's go
03:17around the room
03:19we're gonna do around the room here
03:20yep
03:21just a simple one
03:23what did you get your significant other for valentine's day
03:26a very easy opening question
03:28faster
03:29oh uh me first
03:30yes yes
03:31uh i got a card
03:33and uh
03:34and flowers
03:36okay
03:36i purchased yesterday
03:38very good
03:39how about you stop looking at your phone
03:41and you pay attention to the guy
03:42okay how i'm posting a picture of hal on our facebook page
03:44you jackass
03:45roxy
03:46next question
03:47what did you get your lovely bald husband
03:49boyfriend
03:49we had a pact
03:51wait a minute
03:52he's the fiance
03:54oh really
03:54i thought you were a married
03:55no doug
03:56doug is
03:57not so much
03:58roxanne's fiance
03:59oh okay interesting
04:00of 12 years and two kids
04:02all right
04:03when did you get that bald bastard
04:05that's about right
04:05that's about right
04:06uh we had a pact
04:08this morning
04:08yep
04:09so hopefully he's gonna stick to it
04:10that we're not getting gifts
04:11because
04:12oh
04:12we're gonna take a trip
04:13oh
04:14in march
04:14no
04:15nothing
04:16i said don't get me anything
04:17i don't want anything
04:18all right
04:19but i'll probably go get him something
04:20that's sad
04:21next
04:22mj what'd you get your wife
04:23easy
04:24simple easy
04:25uh nothing yet
04:27wow
04:28so
04:29but i will do something before the end of the day
04:32because
04:33if
04:34folks are watching mj tv right now
04:36uh
04:37last night
04:37late last night
04:39well after midnight
04:40after we got back from miami
04:41and that
04:41uh
04:42interesting trip
04:43uh michelle
04:44uh michelle
04:44left a gift bag
04:46on the vanity
04:46in my bathroom
04:47and
04:48i'm wearing
04:48i'm wearing a t-shirt now
04:50that says trophy husband
04:51so uh
04:52so this is my
04:53my gift from michelle
04:55my trophy husband t-shirt
04:56so out of all you guys
04:58the only person
04:59and an x-rated
04:59uh greeting card
05:01i was gonna say a movie
05:02no
05:03so you got nothing
05:04nothing
05:04and you got some lame flowers
05:06i'll get michelle
05:07wow you guys are in the
05:08why don't you ask froggy hal
05:09froggy what'd you do
05:11yes i got uh
05:13i got kim
05:14a lovely
05:15back massager
05:16no you didn't
05:17yes i did
05:18and a card
05:20okay
05:20all right
05:21fine
05:21it's cause your old lady
05:22he got something
05:23cause your old lady
05:24has a bad back
05:25don't make fun of the rest of them
05:26all right let's step it up a notch
05:27what do you say
05:28you gonna ask coop or what
05:29oh right
05:30just in time for the romantic music
05:32coop what'd you get your
05:33significant other
05:34well my significant other
05:35is myself
05:36and uh
05:36i'm gonna get myself
05:37a bottle of captain morgan
05:39treat yourself
05:40treat yourself
05:41that is
05:42coop does not have a valentine
05:44oh
05:45okay well
05:46that's just more money to be spent
05:47if i had one
05:47very depressing
05:48at some point i'm thinking
05:50the mj morning show might be able
05:51to get you
05:51you know
05:52a valentine you know
05:53i mean you think
05:54hold on
05:55you're talking like a
05:56like a
05:56like a hired woman
05:58what are you talking about
05:58getting coop a valentine
06:00let's kick it up a notch
06:01what do you say
06:02a couple dancers
06:03let's kick it up a notch
06:04next question hal
06:06mj
06:06yes
06:08on average
06:08how many times a year
06:09do you and michelle do it
06:11oh come on
06:12turn up that music please
06:14up
06:15i said up
06:16thank you
06:17how many times a year
06:19do you guys get it on
06:20do it
06:20make love
06:21a year
06:22bang it out
06:23tube it out
06:24frog
06:26hal
06:27calm down over there
06:28i'm just wondering
06:28how many times
06:29you guys scrump it up
06:30scrump it up
06:32lay it down
06:33knock it in
06:34stop
06:35stop
06:36get it on
06:39okay
06:39i'm not answering this question
06:41you're in the truth booth
06:42you have to be
06:43they have to answer
06:44the truth booth
06:45it's coming up next
06:46times per year
06:47i mean
06:47it was probably a little
06:49more often when we were
06:50younger
06:50but i would have to say
06:52i don't know
06:5352 times a year
06:56what
06:56once a week
06:5852 times a year
06:59that's an outright lie
07:01you believe that
07:02you're calling me a liar
07:03look at you
07:04you look like you live
07:05under a bridge
07:06there's no way
07:07she sleeps with you
07:08that many times a year
07:09next
07:10yes
07:11how many times
07:12you guys do it
07:13in a whole year
07:16in a whole year
07:16yeah it's the same
07:18question
07:18first
07:19uh
07:19arm once
07:20all right moving along
07:24i don't know if i want
07:26to know roxanne
07:27no he wants to know
07:28my answer
07:29we have two young
07:30children
07:30we have two young
07:31children
07:31oh my god
07:32get that camera
07:33out of my face
07:34we got
07:34we got 11 people
07:35watching you on facebook
07:36live right now
07:37roxanne
07:38how many times a year
07:40you rub that bald head
07:41i don't know
07:43i can't do math
07:44like that right now
07:45i'm sorry
07:45i was trying to do
07:46per week
07:46times 50
07:47yeah
07:48per week times 52
07:49do we have to call doug
07:51it's the truth booth
07:52roxanne
07:53it's valentine's day
07:54don't ruin the
07:56valentine's day edition
07:57of the truth booth
07:57three times a week
07:58four times a week
07:59five times a week
08:00roxanne
08:01six times a week
08:01i let's call doug
08:03and ask him
08:04what do you take off
08:05wednesdays
08:06you're in the truth booth
08:08roxanne
08:08seriously this is such
08:10a tough question
08:10because but
08:11like we we have
08:12young children
08:12so after the young
08:14children
08:14it was it was you
08:16know pretty sparse
08:17right
08:17um
08:18answer the question
08:19i gotta do some math
08:21this is
08:21this is
08:22i don't know
08:23150
08:23150 times a year
08:26jesus you guys are
08:28scrumping like rabbits
08:29you're scrumping like
08:31holy cow
08:33how are you walking
08:34how's doug walking
08:36next next question
08:38yes
08:38i think i did the math
08:39wrong
08:39i think so
08:40so three times a week
08:42roxanne
08:43would you like to
08:43yeah
08:44would you like to revise
08:45it would be three times a week
08:47if uh
08:49you held with 152
08:50whatever your number was
08:51my goodness
08:51you guys are like
08:52pay him a time at length
08:54you realize there are 52 weeks
08:56in a year
08:56she has no idea
08:57i did that math
08:58i'm sorry
08:59i did that math
09:00there are 365 days in a year
09:02i know
09:02all right so what is it
09:04i
09:04probably a hundred
09:05okay now
09:06okay we're a hundred
09:07all right
09:08all right
09:08last question
09:09go ahead
09:10last question
09:11it's the second question
09:12mj what's the favorite part
09:14of your wife's body
09:15i know my favorite part
09:19of mj's wife's body
09:20oh oh wow
09:22i said that out loud
09:23yes you did
09:24i'm sorry
09:24um
09:25she's a lovely woman
09:27but it's hard to choose
09:28from so many lovely spots
09:29and areas
09:30on
09:31my wife
09:32favorite part
09:33of my wife's body
09:35on this valentine's day
09:36truth booth edition
09:37where i'm compelled
09:39michelle's got a lot of good parts
09:42a lot of good features
09:43i would agree
09:44i like
09:44but what do you like
09:45what's the taste
09:46i like the michelle legs
09:49i like michelle's butt
09:50i like
09:50you know
09:51her
09:52her face
09:55her lips are great
09:56her eyes
09:57her earlobes
09:58her earlobes
09:59are on point
10:00what's your favorite though
10:01how about that ass
10:02i
10:03i just dumped that
10:05yeah
10:05froggy
10:06i just dumped that
10:07how
10:07come on
10:08excuse me
10:08calm down
10:09calm down now
10:11this is getting red dick
10:12settle down
10:13um
10:14i would have to say
10:17my favorite part
10:17of michelle
10:18i like everything
10:21but if i were to pick
10:22one thing
10:23michelle's face
10:28oh
10:29what a cheesy answer
10:30that's so sweet
10:31what a sell out
10:32what music is this
10:33by the way
10:34this is very romantic
10:35this is putting me to sleep
10:36this is very
10:37i don't know what you chose
10:38this is the music
10:39we play when we don't
10:40want to do it
10:40coop this is like
10:41you know when you go
10:42to a funeral home
10:43viewing
10:43when i die
10:46and i'm in a box
10:48that's what's playing
10:49when you guys are all
10:50sexy
10:51when you guys are all
10:51coming to my wake
10:52they're gonna be playing
10:53this
10:54that's viewing music
10:55dude
10:55perfect analogy
10:57play something sexy
10:59i'll find something else
11:00holy cow
11:02you know
11:02cool
11:03all right so ask the
11:04question
11:04all right here we go
11:05next question
11:06faster right
11:06oh yeah
11:07i'm a straight up
11:07butt guy
11:08butt guy
11:09so your wife
11:10has a lovely ass
11:11the badunk
11:12i just
11:13don't
11:14i just dumped you
11:15again
11:15i can't say that
11:16okay i'm sorry
11:19my goodness
11:19don't
11:20and roxanne
11:22favorite part of
11:23doug
11:23um
11:24you know
11:25if it's not the
11:26bald head
11:26then probably like
11:28um
11:28probably his
11:31thighs
11:32like he's got
11:32strong
11:32and yeah
11:33i guess three times
11:35a week he'd need
11:36strong thighs
11:36you're right
11:37all right
11:39next question
11:39anybody in the room
11:41yep
11:41honestly now
11:43is this the last
11:44question
11:44well hold on
11:45what's froggy's
11:45favorite part of
11:46kim
11:46oh yeah
11:46froggy i have to
11:49ask him he's not
11:50here but it's her
11:50lovely personality
11:51i would imagine
11:52get it out of my
11:52face
11:53now next question
11:54yes
11:54has anybody in
11:55here ever swung
11:57or considered
11:59swinging
12:00or
12:01would like to
12:02swing
12:03why is hal
12:03asking
12:04asking for a
12:05friend
12:05any swingers
12:06anybody had a
12:07swinging experience
12:08i know fester might
12:10have had one or
12:11two
12:11all right so hold
12:12on
12:13oh are you
12:13gonna ask us
12:15uh individually
12:16just just point the
12:17question at whomever
12:18mj
12:18okay no michelle and
12:20i have never been
12:21swingers
12:21have you ever
12:22considered it
12:23no
12:23would you
12:24no
12:24what a label
12:26fester
12:26swinging
12:27i'm not sure there's
12:29a swing in the world
12:30that can hold you
12:30but
12:31it would have to be
12:31like one of those
12:32ship ropes
12:33it would have to be
12:34a dock line
12:35for the titanic
12:36it would be that
12:37giant chain
12:38that drops the
12:40anchor
12:40all right so you
12:42asked a couple of
12:43different questions
12:43there
12:44okay well let's just
12:44say fester
12:45yes
12:45have you ever had a
12:46swinging experience
12:47or considered one
12:48with your woman
12:49all right so those
12:50are two questions
12:51first question is
12:52no
12:52the second answer
12:54is yes
12:55but
12:56you've considered it
12:57i've considered it
12:58but
12:59she hasn't
13:00that's what you
13:01put on
13:02wait
13:05are you serious
13:08fester you really
13:09want to swing
13:09no
13:10hold on you said
13:11consider it
13:12have you talked
13:13about it with your
13:13wife
13:14oh no
13:14oh no
13:15she's not down
13:16with that
13:17so weird
13:18now she knows
13:19i consider all
13:20kinds of things
13:21roxanne
13:22have you guys
13:23ever had a
13:23swing experience
13:24with some
13:24major league
13:25baseball players
13:26or minor leagues
13:27no
13:28no
13:29neither doug
13:31i'll speak for doug
13:32on that too
13:33neither of us
13:34have partaken
13:35or
13:36all right
13:36let's just do this
13:38big last question
13:40right here
13:40all right
13:41this is the last
13:41question
13:42mj
13:43yes
13:43what is your
13:44fetish
13:46i mean
13:48what's that face
13:49everybody knows
13:50that froggy
13:51loves a good
13:52what are you
13:52laughing at
13:53roxanne
13:53froggy loves
13:55his woman
13:55with a nice
13:56foot
13:57he loves a
13:58nice hoof
13:58on a lady
13:59yeah froggy
14:00is a foot guy
14:00turned me
14:01on to wicky feet
14:02see yes
14:02wicky feet
14:03uh the lovely
14:04juliana huff
14:05they show her
14:06foot
14:06i'm not talking
14:07about
14:07oh he must have
14:09something good
14:10he must have
14:11something good
14:12and we can't
14:12talk about it
14:13what is it mj
14:14you're the truth
14:15booth
14:16what is that
14:16fetch
14:17what is it
14:17sucking toes
14:18you like
14:19sucking toes
14:19i just
14:20dumped that
14:21stop it
14:22don't
14:22dude
14:23you should not
14:24be in charge
14:24of the dump
14:25you can't
14:25dump that
14:26this is outrageous
14:28this is a
14:29valentine's day
14:30edition
14:30we're gonna
14:30get sexy
14:31i found that
14:32inappropriate
14:32i just
14:33dumped froggy
14:34for the third
14:34time in this
14:35segment
14:35you gotta
14:36stop that
14:36mj
14:36seriously
14:37okay
14:37any foot
14:38play
14:39no i'm not
14:40i'm not
14:41i don't like
14:41just give me
14:41your fetish
14:42you have to
14:42answer it
14:43obviously there's
14:44one because
14:44you're blushed
14:45you look like
14:46you just uh
14:46you look like
14:47you just played
14:48in the super
14:48bowl you look
14:48so tired
14:49i don't have
14:50anything that
14:51is out of
14:51the ordinary
14:52you have to
14:53everybody has
14:54a little
14:54secret kink
14:55okay i i like
14:56to dress up as
14:57a clown
14:57so you just
14:59go to bed with
15:00your regular
15:00clothes on
15:01oh my god
15:02john
15:03i'm just
15:04i'm just
15:05throwing
15:05my neck
15:06at somebody
15:07you have no
15:07fetish at all
15:08no froggy
15:09loves feet and
15:09you just like
15:10nothing nothing
15:10i'm revealing
15:11fester what is
15:12your fetish he
15:12can't reveal
15:13say he has
15:14it
15:14he can't reveal
15:16say it
15:18say it
15:19say it
15:19say it
15:20say it
15:21say it
15:22say it
15:23what is it
15:23hey let's take
15:24calls and have
15:25the listeners guess
15:26what is it
15:27next all right
15:29fester what is
15:30your fetish i am
15:31a uh oh sorry
15:33i am uh into
15:34ear play you'd
15:36like to lick
15:36ears oh i'm
15:37an ear licker
15:37really i will
15:39clean an ear out
15:40all right these
15:41guys stop
15:41let's finish it
15:46out the
15:46valentine's day
15:47edition of the
15:48truth book
15:48roxanne your
15:49last one what is
15:50your last question
15:51okay so i gotta go
15:52back in time for
15:53this because i
15:53haven't done this
15:54in a long time
15:55when i first
16:05met doug i used
16:06to send him
16:07emails from
16:08fake email
16:08accounts and
16:09and like pretend
16:10to be a different
16:11person and tell
16:12him i mean he
16:13knew it was me
16:13tell him to meet
16:15me at places and
16:16i would i would
16:17stay in character
16:18the whole time
16:18oh my god this
16:20is amazing
16:20oh is that a
16:21fetish does that
16:22count
16:22it's psycho
16:24it's role play
16:25i think it's
16:26it's more of a
16:27mental disorder
16:28yeah that's
16:29that's her cover
16:31for multiple
16:32personalities
16:32that's the most
16:34insane thing
16:34how herman's
16:35ever heard
16:35and ladies and
16:38gentlemen
16:39i'm horrified by
16:40that
16:40this brings to
16:41an end the
16:42conclusion of
16:43the valentine's
16:45day truth booth
16:46we're sometimes
16:48unquestionable
16:49and the first
16:51ever let me say
16:52the first ever
16:53question of the
16:54truth booth that
16:55has been denied
16:56an answer by
16:58mj what is his
16:59fetish put that
17:00on the board
17:01sometimes sometimes
17:02sometimes it gets
17:04a little uncomfortable
17:05in here
17:05and there you have
17:07it the the mj
17:09morning show truth
17:10booth with froggy
17:12and hal herman
17:12can i hang out for
17:13a little bit for
17:13the rest of the
17:14show no
17:14dude my head is
17:21pounding i need
17:21you to just stop
17:22talking
17:22i'll see you
17:25tomorrow for
17:26another edition of
17:278-bit hit i'll be
17:28back tomorrow
17:29all right
17:29thank you
17:30see you guys