MJTV: The Gang Plays the 100,000 Pyramid to Guess this Morons in the News Topic
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00:00A dirty couch.
00:01Rummage sale items.
00:03Okay.
00:04Froggy, you haven't said one damn thing.
00:07No, no, no.
00:09I've got a story here which I love.
00:13It's a little gross.
00:14But I want to play like the $100,000, $20,000, whatever.
00:20This actual theme version.
00:23Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the $20,000 pyramid.
00:30So on this particular story, we're going to do like a $20,000 pyramid game show here.
00:36All right.
00:36So I'm going to make Fester the contestant that's trying to elicit the answers out of Roxanne and Froggy.
00:43All right.
00:43Fester.
00:44So you know how it works.
00:45You look at the board.
00:46You look at the pyramid.
00:48And, you know, to win the big prize in the winner's circle, you've got to guess what the category is.
00:54So Fester is going to give you things that will elicit you to blurt out the answer.
00:59Which will be like things that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:02You've got, we're playing the game.
01:04Okay.
01:04Hey, Froggy, where are you going?
01:05Froggy had a, Froggy's an idiot.
01:08And he cannot have a liquid by his broadcasting area.
01:11He spilled, looks like his coffee dominoed into his water.
01:15And his entire microphone area is soaked.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:20I'm in the middle of, we're doing a bit here.
01:22And he ran out of the room because he has to go get paper towel because he spilled the liquid all over the place.
01:27Froggy redefines unprofessionalism.
01:29And he couldn't short out the equipment here.
01:38Look at that.
01:39Roxanne's like the quicker picker-upper over here.
01:41She's using office paper.
01:43All right.
01:44Froggy, dude, you're, you're, you're.
01:46Sorry.
01:46Dude.
01:47Don't mind me.
01:48I never even left.
01:49You did leave.
01:50No, I've been here the whole time.
01:52I should have been a minute into this bit so far.
01:55All right.
01:55Sorry.
01:55Just drop the paper towels.
01:57I got to play this.
01:57All right.
01:58Let's play.
01:58All right.
01:59All right.
01:59So, Fester, I'm going to hand you the category in the $20,000 pyramid over here.
02:04Actually, with Strayhand now, is it the $100,000 pyramid?
02:07It's the $100,000.
02:07All right.
02:07All right.
02:08So, I'll just bring it up to modern times.
02:09But I haven't watched it in many years.
02:11So, this isn't.
02:13They actually hide the $100,000 in his gap.
02:16That's what I heard.
02:17And they got to.
02:18Stacks of cash.
02:19All right.
02:20Fester.
02:20All right.
02:20I just handed Fester a post-it note with the category.
02:23So, imagine that the little door flips over.
02:26Right.
02:27Clunk.
02:28You know.
02:29And here it is.
02:30And go.
02:32Used shoes.
02:34Old things.
02:34Books.
02:36Things that.
02:39Secondhand merchandise.
02:41Dirty couch.
02:43Rummage sale items.
02:44Okay.
02:45Froggy.
02:46You haven't said one damn thing.
02:47Hoarders.
02:48No.
02:49Flea market.
02:50Rummage sales.
02:51Trinkets.
02:52You got to do things that you.
02:53Trinkets.
02:53Old electronics.
02:55Things that you trade.
02:58Things that you save.
02:59Things that are cheap.
02:59Things that you trash.
03:00Things that you throw.
03:02Not very expensive things.
03:03Things that you recycle.
03:04You're horrible at this.
03:06Used clothes.
03:08Oh, things that you donate.
03:09Oh, okay.
03:10Keep going with that.
03:10Things that you refurbish.
03:12Things that you.
03:13Toys.
03:14Children's wear.
03:15Garage sale items.
03:16Okay.
03:16I'm going to go.
03:18Good.
03:19More.
03:19More.
03:19Things that you resell.
03:20Things that you sell at a.
03:24Things that you own stuff.
03:26Not new.
03:28Cheap.
03:29Poor.
03:30Poor people go there.
03:30Things in a dollar store.
03:32Poor people go there.
03:33Things in a dollar store.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:35Yes.
03:36Froggy got it.
03:37No, I said it.
03:38What the?
03:39What the?
03:39Froggy?
03:40Hold on.
03:40At the end, what did Froggy say?
03:42My last clue was.
03:43Things you donate to Goodwill.
03:44Um, hello.
03:45I said that.
03:46But you didn't.
03:46You said things you donate.
03:48You didn't say Goodwill.
03:49Oh, Goodwill.
03:49Well, the actual thing is things you'd find at Goodwill.
03:55Yeah, things you'd find at Goodwill or a thrift store.
03:57Or a thrift store.
03:58That is it.
03:58You're whole fetcher.
03:59You're terrible at this.
04:00I gave great clues.
04:01You know, we stayed on that.
04:02Use shoes?
04:03We stayed on that for the whole minute.
04:04Usually, if they can't get it, they say pass.
04:07You know, they say pass, and they go to the next one.
04:09That was horrible, Fest.
04:10You ready?
04:11You ready for this?
04:12You have more?
04:13Well, this.
04:13Oh, okay.
04:14Oh.
04:14I got to get to the story now.
04:15Oh, I want to play more.
04:17There's a reason why I came up with this concept.
04:21Things you'd find at Goodwill.
04:23Used books, old clothes.
04:26Oh, my God.
04:28In Erie, Pennsylvania, somebody keeps pooping on the floor at Goodwill.
04:32Oh.
04:33Oh, phantom pooper.
04:35So things you find at Goodwill.
04:39Somebody pooping on the floor.
04:42Somebody soiling themselves in the aisle.
04:45Somebody dropping it right there next to Housewares.
04:48A big load on aisle five.
04:50Oh, man.
04:52Is that terrible?
04:53All right.
04:54You want to know something crazy?
04:55I went to Goodwill for the first time ever this week because I had to pull over here
05:00on Gandy Boulevard, and I popped my head in.
05:02I was going to buy a piece of electronics, and there's a little sign.
05:04We're not going to take any exchanges.
05:06It has to work.
05:06I plug it in.
05:07It didn't work.
05:08All right.
05:08So Erie, Pennsylvania, state police in Erie are looking for answers after a guy dropped
05:16his pants and pooped all over the floor at a Goodwill store.
05:21But it's happened numerous times.
05:24This guy is going into the store and just dropping it.
05:28He loves it.
05:29Maybe it's the guy you saw in Italy.
05:32Didn't you see a guy do that in the airport?
05:34Yes.
05:35Could be the same guy.
05:36Yes.
05:37Did we talk about that on the show?
05:38We did.
05:38We did.
05:39And you also received a message on Twitter from the airport.
05:43From the Malpensa Milano airport.
05:46They asked me to please take the picture down because it was apparently a mentally ill passenger.
05:53You think?
05:53Folks, we go into the international check-in area, and we had a Delta flight.
05:58This was back in July.
05:59Delta Airlines from Milan, or Milan as the attack, Milano.
06:05So, we're on Delta, back to the United States, and as we're trying to go navigate to all the
06:12different aisles with all the check-in counters, and we're looking for Delta, there's a guy
06:18that literally was pooping on the floor right in the middle of the airport.
06:22I'm like, what?
06:24So, I did what any normal person would do.
06:27I took a picture of it, and then I posted it on my Instagram account.
06:31What is happening?
06:33My Instagram account's not number one.
06:35My Instagram account is number two.
06:37So, I put the picture up, and I kind of tagged the Malpensa, you know, Milan airport, and
06:43they sent me a direct message.
06:46Could you please remove the photo?
06:49The police responded and determined that it was a very confused, and their English was
06:55perfect.
06:56They wrote to me in English.
06:57It wasn't in, you know, Mamma Mia.
06:59It wasn't in Italian.
07:00They put it into Google Translate first.
07:02And listen, if you want to see it, I never took it down, because I'm sorry.
07:05I'm a content creator.
07:06I had a guy pooping in the airport.
07:08How could you not take a picture of that?
07:10Exactly.
07:11You're not going to keep Milan airport's number two secrets.
07:14Exactly.
07:14So, it's still on my Twitter feed.
07:17If you go to Certified Todd Schnitt, I'm sorry, my Instagram feed.
07:22It's still on my Instagram feed.
07:24My Instagram is Certified Todd Schnitt.
07:27Certified T-O-D-D-S-C-H-N as in November, I-T-T.
07:32That's my real name.
07:32That's right.
07:33M-J is Todd Schnitt.
07:34Not everyone knows that.
07:35So, if you go to my Instagram, Certified Todd Schnitt, you scroll down, go to like the end of August, and look for Italy pictures, and then you'll see the guy pooping in the airport.
07:45But they've got a mystery on their hands.
07:47So, police were called to the Goodwill store in Summit Township, Erie County, Pennsylvania, on December 7th.
07:54Oh, no, December 7th.
07:56He bombed the Goodwill.
07:59He bombed the Goodwill on December 7th.
08:02Pearl Harbor Day.
08:03How could this guy disrespect the 80th anniversary of Pearl Harbor?
08:09The manager at the Goodwill was like, today has been a day that we're living in for now.
08:15A guy dropped the deuce near the pre-owned, near the sports coach.
08:19Today will be known as Deuce Harbor Day.
08:22Jeez.
08:22So, employees found the stuff hidden behind a shovel in the employee area a few minutes after the man walked back out to the sales floor and pretended to shop.
08:36So, the guy's like, it's happened numerous times.
08:39The guy has not been identified yet.
08:42According to state troopers, he's done this several times.
08:45The guy goes into the Goodwill store and just goes number two on the floor.
08:50At least he's doing it in the shovel department, so it makes it easy to clean up.
08:54Shovel the...
08:55Yeah.
08:55He's actually quite thoughtful.
08:57Shovel the manure.
08:58I don't think it's been in the employee's shovel area.
09:02Every time?
09:02Yeah.
09:02So, state troopers are saying that they have not identified the man, but he's driving what they believe is a green Ford 500.
09:13Now, that's a car, right?
09:15The Ford 500?
09:16Yeah.
09:17How is he not driving around?
09:18But I don't think they make that anymore.
09:19That would be an older model, a Ford 500.
09:21So, they're continuing to search, and if you have any details, they want you to call Pennsylvania Crime Poopers toll-free at 800-4PA-POOP.
09:34I'm sorry, it's TIPS, T-I-P-S.
09:37You know, if you really...
09:38And it's Crime Stoppers, not Crime Poopers.
09:40Yeah.
09:40Yeah, for right.
09:41I think if you really want to stick to this character, he would be driving around in a brown car, not a green car.
09:45Seriously, or maybe a green car.
09:46Can you imagine at home?
09:48Who knows?
09:49Hey, whenever I'm going back to Tampa, sometimes I'll take the Gandy back.
09:54Yeah.
09:54And on Gandy, you've got that big Goodwill complex.
09:57Yes.
09:58Right across near the racetrack, right past...
10:01Channel 10 next to Derby Lane.
10:04Yeah, right down from Derby Lane, the old Greyhound track.
10:07You've got the racetrack gas station nearby.
10:09You've got that big Goodwill complex, and they've got a retail Goodwill store, right?
10:13That's the one I went to last week.
10:14Should we bring this to the Tampa Bay area, Fester?
10:18No, I'm kidding.