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00:01:37No.
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00:01:49Help me.
00:01:50Please.
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00:01:51My wife.
00:01:53She's hurt back.
00:01:54Please call somebody.
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00:04:20None of sightseeing.
00:04:22You stop at one booth, get sucked into another, and then another, and then it's down the rabbit hole.
00:04:27We're supposed to be a team.
00:04:29Come on, Kadabra.
00:04:30It's his turn to promote this shit.
00:04:32Ammo, come on.
00:04:33No!
00:04:34You can't expect her to do all the work.
00:04:38It's her moment, too.
00:04:40Well, did we sell anything?
00:04:42And we give a few away to get the word out.
00:04:46Damn.
00:04:47Only one?
00:04:47It's aspirin.
00:04:58I have a headache from all of this.
00:05:00Look, I'm sorry I left you guys hanging.
00:05:02This here is garbage.
00:05:12This here is garbage.
00:05:12I'm your father, son.
00:05:37Officer 4-0.
00:05:53Issue numero uno.
00:05:54Could be a collectible one day.
00:05:57For you, 50% off today only.
00:06:01I already got mine.
00:06:04For free.
00:06:05Damn.
00:06:06Not too mint.
00:06:08You took a dump on that.
00:06:09Why didn't you call your first issue numeral zero?
00:06:17Yeah, of course.
00:06:18Well, I can still do that.
00:06:20Like a prequel.
00:06:21Mm-hmm.
00:06:22Or a limited edition.
00:06:25I'll trade you.
00:06:28If you dig it, tell your friends.
00:06:31Thanks, AI.
00:06:34Like us on Facebook.
00:06:36Fuck Facebook.
00:06:39You're really with it, homeboy.
00:06:47Can I help?
00:06:51You?
00:06:52I'm F-Zero.
00:06:53What's that stand for?
00:06:55Monster Force Zero.
00:06:56We're a ragtag team of-
00:06:57Motherfucking losers.
00:07:00That's really clever.
00:07:01Are you a writer?
00:07:02Getting a little ahead of yourself, space boy.
00:07:06You can barely sell those comic books.
00:07:09Let alone Z-Action Figures.
00:07:12Where's the rest of your force?
00:07:13They probably ditched his ass.
00:07:20Oh, come on, dude.
00:07:22Look, I get it.
00:07:23The glory days are over.
00:07:24Your character's abilities haven't evolved since high school.
00:07:27Glory days?
00:07:28Shit, son.
00:07:29We are destroyers of destruction.
00:07:36Glory continues to this day, son.
00:07:40Oh, my God.
00:07:41I have heard of you guys, actually.
00:07:43I know.
00:07:43Well, since I have the honor of standing in front of the upstate cosplay champs and dying to ask you guys a question.
00:07:50It's, uh, $25 for a selfie.
00:07:53No.
00:07:54Um, destroyers of destruction.
00:07:59What does that even mean?
00:08:01We destroy destruction.
00:08:03And are, like, completely badass.
00:08:06Glory will leave you speechless, says the mighty final boss.
00:08:13Did you just quote yourself?
00:08:16You're a bit of a smartass.
00:08:19Hotshot?
00:08:20And just who are you supposed to be?
00:08:22I'm AI.
00:08:23I possess technology granted to me by ancient aliens.
00:08:25I'd go into it more, but it takes some brain power.
00:08:30I'm guessing you are...
00:08:32Hateful Boozer.
00:08:34Pretentious Creed.
00:08:35And, uh...
00:08:36I am not a hater.
00:08:39Mr. Banana Hammock.
00:08:42Easy.
00:08:43This one's got a pair on him.
00:08:45But, does he have what it takes to enter into...
00:08:50Scrimmage Sanctum?
00:08:52The Scrimmage Sanctum?
00:08:54The main event was yesterday.
00:08:57And we won.
00:09:01There's a private exhibition tonight.
00:09:03The team that was supposed to face us, well, they bitched out.
00:09:06And we need a team to replace them.
00:09:08Hey, what's going on here, guys?
00:09:11Who's this?
00:09:12Chick Van Dyken.
00:09:14Newfound girly.
00:09:16What?
00:09:17The fuck you just say to me?
00:09:18Monster Force Zero.
00:09:20Meet the Destroyers of Destruction.
00:09:24I'll show you Destruction.
00:09:28Say something to me again, hoodie boy.
00:09:30Hey, Calvin, maybe we should start packing up.
00:09:33Offer's on the table, Calvin.
00:09:35Check-in's eleven sharp.
00:09:42Sweet thirteen hundred.
00:09:44Think of it this way.
00:09:45Just showing up might help you sell some of those shitty comic books.
00:09:49I was about to uppercut him in the face, for real.
00:09:56Sweet thirteen hundred.
00:09:57That's where the Galaxy Fest after party is.
00:10:00What's going on?
00:10:01Guys, this could be huge.
00:10:03DoD challenged us to a private exhibition cosplay.
00:10:05Oh, fuck them.
00:10:07A match with DoD is good for the brand.
00:10:09It could boost sales.
00:10:10Maybe even get a couple hundred likes on Facebook.
00:10:12Calvin, I'm tired.
00:10:14We're tired.
00:10:15Three months on the road.
00:10:17Can't we just have a quiet night before we head back out in the morning?
00:10:20Look, I'm so grateful for everything you guys have done for me.
00:10:25I would have quit so long ago without you.
00:10:28It's just this one last thing.
00:10:31Ammo, this is what we wanted.
00:10:33Think I'll get a chance to punch Hoodie Boy in the dick?
00:10:37No.
00:10:39Honestly, you have to stop punching people in the dick.
00:10:42Well.
00:10:45Wow, we made it this far.
00:10:48Alright, let's do it.
00:10:50Let's do it.
00:10:52Let's do it.
00:10:53Let's go.
00:10:55Yeah!
00:10:55Let's go.
00:10:56MF Zero!
00:10:57MF Zero!
00:11:20Cool script.
00:11:24Uniform.
00:11:26Yeah, Sumerians.
00:11:27Ancient aliens.
00:11:28Good show.
00:11:29So what's your story?
00:11:38Uh, excuse me?
00:11:40You.
00:11:40What are you supposed to be?
00:11:43We're Monster Force Zero.
00:11:45We're a ragtag team of outcasts, tech nerds, and sci-fi geeks scouring the globe, hunting
00:11:50down depraved terrorist groups and malevolent cabals that are secretly backed by diabolical
00:11:55alien forces.
00:11:58Monster Force Zero is our comic.
00:12:00I wrote it.
00:12:01Ammo's the artist.
00:12:03And Kadabra here made the costumes.
00:12:05Wow, you guys are makers.
00:12:07That's great, man.
00:12:08We need more creators.
00:12:09One foot in front of the other foot.
00:12:39Put in the work, but enjoy the ride.
00:12:45I heard that.
00:12:53Guess this is it.
00:13:02Open up!
00:13:09Invitation, please.
00:13:12Invitation?
00:13:14No invitation gets you as close as this door.
00:13:18Excuse me.
00:13:19Hello, sir!
00:13:21Welcome back!
00:13:24You're with me.
00:13:25Oh, of course!
00:13:27Right this way.
00:13:29Is it love?
00:13:30No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:33No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:33No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:33No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:34No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:35No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:36No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:37No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:38No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:39No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:40No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:41No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:42No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:43No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:44No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:45No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:46No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:47No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:48No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:49No, you make your own serendipity.
00:13:50Oh, my God.
00:14:20Oh, my God.
00:14:50What's that smell?
00:14:53I think it's a hurry.
00:15:01Astro Boyz here.
00:15:03Glad you decided to come.
00:15:05Prepare to be crushed.
00:15:06Welcome, welcome.
00:15:21For those who don't know, I am Anunnaki.
00:15:25Anunnaki?
00:15:26What is it?
00:15:27Welcome to tonight's special exhibition match.
00:15:30This is Anunnaki.
00:15:31I know.
00:15:32I'm late.
00:15:34You want to believe the traffic out there.
00:15:36I don't know how you humans...
00:15:37Do it.
00:15:40Could you please take your seat?
00:15:42What are they doing here?
00:15:49I thought we had to settle with the destroyers.
00:15:51We found a team to compete against us.
00:15:54So, game on!
00:15:56I don't know.
00:15:56I don't know.
00:15:57I don't know.
00:15:58I don't know.
00:15:59I don't know.
00:16:00I don't know.
00:16:01Add a monster for zero to the equation increases our chances.
00:16:04I don't know.
00:16:05I don't know.
00:16:06I don't know.
00:16:07Quiet!
00:16:08Take your seat.
00:16:09Now.
00:16:10I don't know.
00:16:13Okay.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:21Listen, lady.
00:16:22We came here to kick some ass.
00:16:24Right, guys?
00:16:25Yeah!
00:16:26Let's get a move on.
00:16:29Alright, what's going on?
00:16:33We put together this contest to find out which team can help us.
00:16:37Help you with what?
00:16:40What?
00:16:46Guns?
00:16:58I've wanted power...
00:16:59I've just my whole life!
00:17:03Guns, laser, power, ray, blast!
00:17:05What?
00:17:11You alright, bro?
00:17:15What the hell was that?
00:17:17That was incredible.
00:17:21I never felt anything like it before.
00:17:23It was better than sex.
00:17:25Hey!
00:17:27More! More!
00:17:29Please, do that to me again!
00:17:31I'm losing patience.
00:17:33They just need time to understand.
00:17:37They unlock Gunn's brain.
00:17:39We, us humans, only use 10%.
00:17:43Humans?
00:17:51This exhibition is a contest
00:17:53to see who has what it takes
00:17:55to reveal your true potential.
00:17:57So, welcome to the Screamer's Anthem.
00:18:01Two teams will enter.
00:18:03One team will be victorious.
00:18:05DoD,
00:18:07your red team.
00:18:09Monster 4-0,
00:18:11your blue.
00:18:13Excuse me.
00:18:15Yes, what is it?
00:18:17Monster 4-0 is missing a team member.
00:18:19Monster 4-0,
00:18:23where's your fourth team member?
00:18:25We don't have a fourth member.
00:18:27The comic has an actual Yeti in it,
00:18:29and I couldn't afford a costume.
00:18:31What about that, Jack-hole?
00:18:37You wanna join our team?
00:18:45Yeti with moon boots?
00:18:47Now I've seen everything.
00:18:49What's your superpower besides drooling everywhere?
00:18:57That's so badass.
00:18:59Ugh, please.
00:19:01So the Yeti with the boots?
00:19:03He's a member of your team?
00:19:05We have four.
00:19:07I'm gonna call you Boots.
00:19:09Hmm.
00:19:11Alright already.
00:19:13Start the damn game.
00:19:15Furious, if you would please.
00:19:19I give you the intel.
00:19:23Drag Furious and he will lead you to the Screamer's Anthem.
00:19:27He won't make it easy for you.
00:19:29The first team to collect their intel.
00:19:31Wins.
00:19:33Any questions?
00:19:37I think we understand.
00:19:39DOD is a go.
00:19:47We're in.
00:19:51The story gives meaning to your life.
00:19:53And your life gives meaning to the story.
00:19:57In rare moments of decision,
00:19:59destiny is shaped.
00:20:01The future favors the bold.
00:20:03That game has already begun.
00:20:09Come on, these guys are panties in us.
00:20:11The furry!
00:20:13Hey, where'd that furry fucker go?
00:20:15Where'd he go?
00:20:17Taking a step into the dark
00:20:19is braver than leaping into the light.
00:20:21In other words, guys,
00:20:23you'll find what you're looking for
00:20:25out there.
00:20:27You'll find what you're looking for
00:20:29out there.
00:20:31You'll find what you're looking for out there.
00:20:33in the dark.
00:20:35Don't let me know.
00:20:37No, no.
00:20:39At that point,
00:20:40Make sure.
00:20:41You'll find the trou 4-3-4-9-6-7-8-8-6-6-7-9-6.
00:20:43Come on, guys.
00:21:13Come on, guys.
00:21:17Split up.
00:21:18What?
00:21:19Split up.
00:21:20No.
00:21:22I'm going that way.
00:21:24I got this way.
00:21:43I got this way.
00:21:58I got this way.
00:22:02I got this way.
00:22:17I got this way.
00:22:32I got this way.
00:22:36I got this way.
00:22:51I got this way.
00:22:55I got this way.
00:23:11Hands up, dickless.
00:23:14Guys, you have to get your ass on the floor.
00:23:17Get the fuck off!
00:23:42The Valkyrie.
00:23:43Over there.
00:23:44Let's go!
00:23:45Let's go!
00:23:49What do you fuckers think you're going?
00:23:50Come on, asshole.
00:23:51Try touching me one more time!
00:23:52What do you fuckers think you're going?
00:23:54Come on, asshole.
00:23:55Try touching me one more time!
00:23:58What do you fuckers think you're going?
00:24:12What do you fuckers think you're going?
00:24:13Where do you fuckers think you're going?
00:24:14Where do you fuckers think you're going?
00:24:15Where do you fuckers think you're going?
00:24:16Come on, asshole.
00:24:17Try touching me one more time!
00:24:19Life's out.
00:24:20Now who's your father, son?
00:24:25I don't see no furry, Calvin.
00:24:44Well, he never came out.
00:24:46Or this was the wrong door.
00:24:48No, I would have seen him.
00:24:50There's got to be like a hidden door or something.
00:24:53Wait, got it.
00:24:56The music.
00:25:01What the hell?
00:25:02Was this a setup?
00:25:04Seems like a lot of trouble to just lock us in a janitor's closet.
00:25:07That janitor?
00:25:08He could be on DoD's side.
00:25:10No, I don't think so.
00:25:12I guess it's possible.
00:25:13We don't know any of these people, you guys.
00:25:16I'm about to kick the fucking door down.
00:25:19What did you just do?
00:25:28Whoa, that costume is so bad.
00:25:34Oh my god, you guys.
00:25:37Glow in the dark.
00:25:40Boots, hit that switch again.
00:25:55No way that works.
00:25:57Do or do not.
00:25:58Right.
00:25:59There is no try.
00:26:00No way that works.
00:26:02Do or do not.
00:26:03Right.
00:26:04There is no try.
00:26:06No way that works.
00:26:07Do or do not.
00:26:08Right.
00:26:09There is no try.
00:26:11No way you don't do.
00:26:12No way that works.
00:26:14I need to grab the way.
00:26:20Please.
00:26:21Three.
00:26:24Side part.
00:26:33Fuck yeah.
00:26:52This is the main floor.
00:26:54Thirteen floors down? No way.
00:26:57What the hell?
00:26:59This is incredible.
00:27:00More like impossible.
00:27:02I think at this point we need to be willing to accept anything as a possibility.
00:27:10Hey guys!
00:27:27Is it a beacon?
00:27:29Too easy.
00:27:30Well, maybe it's a prize for solving a puzzle in the janitor's closet.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:35Let's say this is one of the beacons.
00:27:37That means one of us has the chance to unlock our abilities.
00:27:40Who wants to go first?
00:27:50You don't say much, do you?
00:27:52You don't have to do it, Calvin.
00:28:02If anyone's gonna fall into a trap, I want it to be me, not you.
00:28:06Not... you guys.
00:28:10Collectively.
00:28:11Collectively.
00:28:12We're here for you, man.
00:28:14You got this.
00:28:16Well, future favors the bold.
00:28:20Well...
00:28:21Future favors the bold.
00:28:22Huh.
00:28:23Calvin!
00:28:24Calvin!
00:28:25Calvin!
00:28:26Calvin!
00:28:27Calvin!
00:28:28What?
00:28:29What?
00:28:30Guns was right.
00:28:31This...
00:28:32feels...
00:28:33incredible.
00:28:34Shadee!
00:28:35Shadee!
00:28:36Shadee!
00:28:37What?
00:28:38Calvin!
00:28:39I've never felt anything like that.
00:28:40That is so cool, though.
00:28:41Get back!
00:28:42What?
00:28:43What?
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00:29:12Hi-ho!
00:29:13Human!
00:29:14Heroes!
00:29:15Welcome to Strim Assistant Satan!
00:29:20For ultimate glory, we will take the mantle of the real superheroes of planet Earth!
00:29:29We will be!
00:29:30Welcome to the Destroyers of Destruction versus Monster Force Zero!
00:29:39I was wondering when they were going to show up.
00:29:41I'm going to finish what I started, bitch!
00:29:44Bring it, asshole!
00:29:46A member of each team has destroyed a beacon!
00:29:49The remaining Peacons are here in scrimmage to save them!
00:29:52We will be the first team to destroy all the demons to reunite their heroes!
00:30:06Oh yeah!
00:30:07We got this team!
00:30:08D-O-D!
00:30:09Which one do you think it is?
00:30:10I'm going to say guns!
00:30:11Remember the first team to gain the intel!
00:30:12Win!
00:30:13Win!
00:30:14If the team invalidates the competition before destroying all the demons, that team will automatically
00:30:18unlock their abilities and be furious!
00:30:20If the contestant is on the brink of death, action will stop!
00:30:21The loser will be eliminated from the competition and move to a holding enemy!
00:30:25You ready, gang?
00:30:26Mmm...
00:30:27Let's invalidate these assholes!
00:30:28I've heard all I need to hear.
00:30:29Let's destroy your stone!
00:30:30If the team invalidates the opposition before destroying all the demons, that team will
00:30:31automatically unlock their abilities and be furious!
00:30:32If the contestant is on the brink of death, action will stop!
00:30:37If the contestant is on the brink of death, action will stop!
00:30:38If the contestant is on the brink of death, action will stop!
00:30:39If the loser will be eliminated from the competition and move to a holding enemy!
00:30:44You ready gang?
00:30:48Let's invalidate these assholes!
00:30:52I've heard all I need to hear.
00:30:54Let's destroy these punks!
00:31:02Yeah, get em' guns!
00:31:14He's a girl!
00:31:16Well, that escalated quickly!
00:31:18Good luck, humans!
00:31:23Ammo, find the other beacons. I'll cover you.
00:31:25Be careful, Calvin.
00:31:27Get your hands off me!
00:31:29Fuck you guns, I'm just trying to help!
00:31:31I don't need your help.
00:31:32One more thing.
00:31:33Cadaver unlocks your powers next.
00:31:35Wait, why me?
00:31:36Trust me.
00:31:37You know what your character's capable of.
00:31:39I don't necessarily agree with this decision.
00:31:41I got the next one, got it?
00:31:43Shut up, you guys!
00:31:46Look!
00:31:47Moonboy thinks he can take us all.
00:31:49He probably can!
00:31:50Let me at him!
00:31:51No!
00:31:52He's mine.
00:31:53Go after the others.
00:31:54Finding our beacons first would be a better move.
00:31:57I'm not going to repeat myself!
00:31:59Easy, man!
00:32:00Chill.
00:32:01I'm just trying to come up with some fucking tactics.
00:32:04Bob, what is blocking the path?
00:32:06Then I'll just have to clear the way!
00:32:13Wait.
00:32:14Do you know where we're going?
00:32:15Yes.
00:32:16Maybe.
00:32:17Hey, you know you can talk to us.
00:32:18No.
00:32:19No.
00:32:20No.
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00:32:24No.
00:32:25No.
00:32:26No.
00:32:27No.
00:32:28No.
00:32:29No.
00:32:30No.
00:32:31No.
00:32:32No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34No.
00:32:35No.
00:32:36No.
00:32:37No.
00:32:38No.
00:32:39No.
00:32:40No.
00:32:41No.
00:32:42No.
00:32:43No.
00:32:44No.
00:32:45No.
00:32:46No.
00:32:47No.
00:32:48Come at me, bro!
00:32:56Guns, laser, power, and blast!
00:33:10Pathetic.
00:33:14Hey, I'm invalidated!
00:33:18Destroyed.
00:33:44Oh, no.
00:33:48Don't hurt yourself in there.
00:33:50Oh, no.
00:33:52Oh, no.
00:33:54Oh, no.
00:33:56Oh, no.
00:33:58Don't hurt yourself in there.
00:34:00Oh, no.
00:34:02Oh, no.
00:34:04Oh, no.
00:34:10Don't hurt yourself in there.
00:34:12Don't hurt yourself in there.
00:34:14Oh, no.
00:34:18Oh, no.
00:34:24Oh, no.
00:34:28Did you guys hear that?
00:34:40The beacons.
00:34:47I don't believe it.
00:34:49The power!
00:34:52It's incredible.
00:34:56Hey, watch it.
00:34:58Hey! That beacon was mine!
00:35:04We've got to get you to that beacon, Kadab.
00:35:07Right.
00:35:07Hey, what's wrong? Wake up.
00:35:10Sorry, I'm just overloaded here.
00:35:12Don't forget a panic attack on me now, girl.
00:35:15You're one bad bitch, you got that?
00:35:17Good.
00:35:18Boots.
00:35:19You up for drawing Hoodie Boy out of the area?
00:35:22Beautiful.
00:35:23Kadab.
00:35:25The moment you unlock your powers, you hit his ass with your telekinesis. You got that?
00:35:29Okay, I'll try.
00:35:31Hopefully that'll keep Boots from getting knifed.
00:35:32I'm kidding. I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
00:35:36I hate to ruin your plans.
00:35:41Wait.
00:35:42No, I'd love to.
00:35:43Where's AI?
00:35:45Rocket Boy got his ass invalidated.
00:35:48And you're next.
00:35:49Go.
00:35:50I got this douchebag.
00:35:52But ammo!
00:35:53Stick to the plan.
00:35:55Plans end here and now.
00:35:58D.O.D.
00:36:11Hey!
00:36:13I just climbed all the way up here.
00:36:15Come near me down.
00:36:17Come near me down.
00:36:19That was a bad idea.
00:36:27Get up!
00:36:38Nice prop.
00:36:39I said...
00:37:09Let's go, he's got implicated!
00:37:13And we'll run him up!
00:37:15It's implicated!
00:37:21Emma!
00:37:23Fuck!
00:37:25Fuck it, Mike!
00:37:27Here's what I think is the penalty box.
00:37:29Deep breath!
00:37:33Oh, I'm gonna follow me.
00:37:37I'm gonna follow me.
00:37:41Monster 4-0!
00:37:43You have elevated a member from the Destroyers of Destruction!
00:37:47One of you is now free to return to the arena!
00:37:51I feel like shit, man.
00:37:53You go get those motherfuckers.
00:37:59I got this.
00:38:01Yeah.
00:38:07Yeah!
00:38:17Fuel the realm of the mighty final boss!
00:38:22Build the realm of the mighty final boss!
00:38:35Fool!
00:38:36Fool!
00:38:37Fuck!
00:38:38Damn it!
00:38:40Hey, fool!
00:38:41The hell I made it!
00:38:51Oh.
00:39:00Looks like I joined the wrong team.
00:39:04Sorry.
00:39:05We're not taking new members.
00:39:08Hitler!
00:39:09Invalidated!
00:39:14I feel dizzy.
00:39:16I would say that's normal, but how would I know?
00:39:18I can't tell what's real anymore.
00:39:23This is.
00:39:24Time for a reality check!
00:39:33Fight them all!
00:39:34Invalidated!
00:39:36That was awesome!
00:39:37I went for the other beacon while you two were busy all over each other.
00:39:40Get a room!
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:43My.
00:39:45God.
00:39:46You guys!
00:39:47Are like...
00:39:49So badass.
00:39:51Dronebot.
00:39:53I'm gonna help you!
00:39:55Invalidate this bitch before I do.
00:39:57Hey!
00:39:58Help me!
00:39:59Invalidated!
00:40:00Bye, Felicia.
00:40:04Boots!
00:40:07Welcome back, Boots!
00:40:16It's my love!
00:40:17I will!
00:40:19I have to.
00:40:20There is no one here.
00:40:22No matter where...
00:40:24There is no one.
00:40:26This...
00:40:27I will...
00:40:29It will...
00:40:30I will...
00:40:33Destroyers of destruction!
00:40:35It's over anything!
00:40:37Forbearers must have won.
00:40:39Fear the war.
00:40:41I told you.
00:40:46Idiots! How did he lose?
00:40:53Negative. They might still prove helpful to the cost.
00:40:56Damn, stupid humans!
00:40:58Anger is a savage boomerang.
00:41:01What?!
00:41:02When you lose your temper, you lose.
00:41:05Best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
00:41:12Say another trip, piece of human philosophy!
00:41:20Snake!
00:41:21When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.
00:41:28You forget all I've done for you. You forget who's given our lives!
00:41:31I will rule the blood myself!
00:41:36Not now. Not yet.
00:41:38Thruza! Good enough to the Lord!
00:41:41You heard me.
00:41:56How's the pacer, Mr. Janitor?
00:42:01Is it right? Ready to go.
00:42:05Please go and retrieve Monster 4-0.
00:42:20It had better not, or the price you will pay will be dear.
00:42:25Remember your rank and your place.
00:42:26It had better not, or the price you will pay will be dear.
00:42:32Remember your rank and your place.
00:42:34Of course.
00:42:35Oh my goodness.
00:42:36Congratulations, my simphatic hero!
00:42:49In 2007, in the competition.
00:42:51And in doing so, Yeti's abilities have been unlocked!
00:42:58You guys are a team of Racial True Potential, now I introduce to you, Serious!
00:43:28There's that million!
00:43:58On behalf of Therese, and the staff here at Slippin' Sanctum, I present to you, D.I.M.
00:44:16Wow!
00:44:17Mmm!
00:44:18Well ain't that just granted, we always enjoy it when 30 stops by!
00:44:23Okay folks, I'm gonna currently thank you for playing!
00:44:24I'm your host, Strobebox64!
00:44:25Thank you man!
00:44:26Good time everybody!
00:44:27I'm getting this up before you're being recorded!
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00:44:50schon
00:44:51we were being recorded!
00:44:52jolt
00:45:00w
00:45:01Çok
00:45:01mm
00:45:02jolt
00:45:15Hey!
00:45:16I could get you a better copy of that, I mean I wrote the comics so I could get you a new
00:45:28one that doesn't look awful, if you want.
00:45:33Hop in.
00:45:34Enter knock is expected.
00:45:45Hey!
00:46:04Hey!
00:47:38How are you?
00:47:42Seriously?
00:47:43Better than the destroyers.
00:47:47Open the case.
00:47:48Impressive.
00:48:10Congratulations, Monster Force Zero.
00:48:34You are now ready to proceed to the next level of the game.
00:48:38They call themselves the unidentified.
00:48:44Dr. Yolanda Itch, PhD in biochemistry from Stanford, nanoscience and astrophysics, genetics from Caltech.
00:48:57She's one of the most gifted humans in your history or future.
00:49:03She has developed antiviruses for Ebola and HIV.
00:49:07She has figured the composition of dark matter and dark energy.
00:49:14Of course, we already knew this.
00:49:16Still, it is impressive.
00:49:17Why do you keep referring to us as humans?
00:49:21Yeah, before we go any further, who are you guys?
00:49:24I am Anunnak.
00:49:37Anunnaki?
00:49:38Correct, you're human.
00:49:40Anunnak.
00:49:41What is an Anunnak?
00:49:47It's a alien from the planet Nibaru.
00:49:50Better known as Planet X.
00:49:53Ancient aliens.
00:49:55Hold up.
00:49:56Aliens?
00:49:57All of you are aliens.
00:49:59Oh, I'm human, but I've assisted Anunnaki and Igigi for a while now.
00:50:06Igigi?
00:50:08Gray aliens.
00:50:10So, there are others?
00:50:13I'm an Igigi, Zeta Bictillian.
00:50:16You know, Roswell, Devil's Tower.
00:50:20Devil's Tower is from Close Encounters.
00:50:24Is it...
00:50:25We travel light years to stop the unidentified from accessing the multiverse.
00:50:35We arrived too late.
00:50:37They were waiting for us.
00:50:40The unidentified have pulled some sort of organism through.
00:50:44We believe it might be an alpha draconian.
00:50:48A gamma reptilian being from the multiverse.
00:50:50It could be the pindar itself.
00:50:53We aren't sure.
00:50:55We thought we'd wipe this wicked race from the galaxy eons ago.
00:51:00They are anathema to life.
00:51:02More to us than any.
00:51:04To smell them,
00:51:06look at them,
00:51:07hear them,
00:51:09it stops it to us in the highest degree.
00:51:12Just see one, and you die.
00:51:15Paralyzed in death.
00:51:17The unidentified have no idea what they might unleash.
00:51:19Not just for the reptilians,
00:51:21but for the rest of the multiverse.
00:51:23Our ground assault failed.
00:51:25We can no longer run the risk of being detected.
00:51:28This is why you were here, now.
00:51:31Dr. H knows the truth about human history,
00:51:33and the truth about us.
00:51:35She doesn't like it.
00:51:36She's seeking to eradicate us.
00:51:38She must be stopped now.
00:51:39She's near completion of the quantum computer.
00:51:41Is that really so bad?
00:51:44What side are you on, human?
00:51:48Bigfoot's real?
00:51:52So as their relative, the Yeti,
00:51:55humans would exploit them.
00:51:57We had helped them stay hidden.
00:51:59But this squash
00:52:01betrayed us and his kind.
00:52:04Beware.
00:52:06He isn't stupid.
00:52:08He's evolved highly as a survivor
00:52:10and hunter.
00:52:11Like you guys might like this.
00:52:13Whoa.
00:52:17Cha-ching!
00:52:18I'm right at Ultraman.
00:52:21Speaking of.
00:52:22That is your body's camera
00:52:28and your compass.
00:52:30Keep it with you at all times.
00:52:32Or we will not be able to help you.
00:52:35Got it.
00:52:39They're here.
00:52:41And there is no more time to waste.
00:52:43You will use the pacer to atomize.
00:52:45As close as it's safe.
00:52:46Let's buckle up.
00:52:47Let's go.
00:52:47Guys, can we go back for my wand?
00:52:55I think I left it at the hotel.
00:52:57Dad, come on.
00:52:58We don't have time.
00:53:17Oh, hello there.
00:53:27I'm Garrett Wong.
00:53:28You may remember me
00:53:29from that one sci-fi series.
00:53:31You know,
00:53:32the one with the aliens.
00:53:35Welcome.
00:53:36You will be arriving
00:53:37at your destination
00:53:38in 90 seconds.
00:53:40Actually,
00:53:41you're already there.
00:53:43But let's foster the illusion.
00:53:45Human evolution
00:53:46was accelerated
00:53:47by the Anunnaki aliens.
00:53:49They came as peaceful friends
00:53:51to our broken
00:53:52yet life-given chunk
00:53:54of Tiamat.
00:53:56All of the great mysteries of Earth
00:53:58are thanks to them
00:53:59in one way or another.
00:54:02While we hominids were boosted,
00:54:04we were not fully unlocked.
00:54:06So our progress
00:54:07could be monitored
00:54:08and we could be kept safe.
00:54:11These mysteries
00:54:12were revealed
00:54:12over 6,000 years ago
00:54:15to the ancient Sumerians.
00:54:17The Anunnaki
00:54:18aligned with the Ajiji,
00:54:20more commonly known
00:54:21as the Greys
00:54:22in the only known war
00:54:23of this galaxy.
00:54:25The Sumerians
00:54:26helped their friends
00:54:27for the greater good
00:54:28against the chaotic
00:54:30alpha draconian reptilians.
00:54:33They were banished
00:54:35to the multiverse.
00:54:37We,
00:54:38you and I,
00:54:39all humans
00:54:40are of the Sumerians.
00:54:42Though,
00:54:43there are those
00:54:44who want to bring
00:54:45the reptilians back.
00:54:47It is time for us
00:54:48to fight together.
00:54:51Once more.
00:54:53Well,
00:54:54that's it.
00:54:56Good luck on your mission.
00:54:57Because you're going to need it.
00:54:59That was all right.
00:55:03Yeah.
00:55:04I mean,
00:55:04I felt about 80%
00:55:06on that,
00:55:07but I think it's,
00:55:08you know,
00:55:09it's passable.
00:55:10Is it the style that...
00:55:11Monster Force Zero.
00:55:28Your performance
00:55:28in the Spanish Sanctum
00:55:30is commendable.
00:55:31If you continue
00:55:32to work as a team,
00:55:34you will succeed
00:55:34in your mission.
00:55:36You're not coming with us?
00:55:37I have to get back
00:55:38and assist Ananaki
00:55:40in the garage.
00:55:41I'm in there getting it.
00:55:43Sounds serious.
00:55:47Hey, I.
00:55:49You have the element
00:55:50of surprise.
00:55:52Follow the yellow
00:55:53of the probe.
00:55:56Let's go, guys.
00:56:11What?
00:56:24Hey.
00:56:25What?
00:56:26What?
00:56:27Let's go, guys.
00:56:31Wow.
00:56:32I think we got a possible threat.
00:57:02I can't make it out completely.
00:57:06Some sort of energy field.
00:57:09It's highly unstable.
00:57:10A weapon?
00:57:17What are you doing?
00:57:18Someone's for the element of surprise.
00:57:21I ought to test this thing out.
00:57:22I've never fired one of these before.
00:57:24Put that thing away.
00:57:32I'm not here making their move.
00:57:37I'm pulling the ripcord.
00:57:39No.
00:57:42We don't know if we can control it.
00:57:46We can't wait to find out.
00:57:48The asset was always plan B.
00:57:51Send in the sludge.
00:58:02Do you hear that?
00:58:22Let's take it slow.
00:58:25Ammo, what the hell?
00:58:28I can't help it.
00:58:30I have an itchy trigger finger.
00:58:32You need to put that thing away.
00:58:34Fuck you, Popper.
00:58:35Hey!
00:58:35Come on!
00:58:36Both of you guys?
00:58:38You're so uptight.
00:58:40With our powers combined,
00:58:42we can take the unidentified.
00:58:44And this baby seals the deal.
00:58:50She'll be okay.
00:58:52She's probably just going through withdrawals.
00:58:54You're a real piece of work.
00:59:00Give them time.
00:59:15Give them time.
00:59:17Give them time.
00:59:18Give them time.
00:59:19Give them time.
00:59:19Give them time.
00:59:20Give them time.
00:59:21Give them time.
00:59:22Give them time.
00:59:23Give them time.
00:59:24Give them time.
00:59:25Give them time.
00:59:26Give them time.
00:59:27Give them time.
00:59:28Give them time.
00:59:29How's our team?
00:59:35Struggling.
00:59:37Well, there will be moments of dysfunction.
00:59:40But it'll only make them stronger.
00:59:42Or get them killed.
00:59:59Hey, Chloe. Is everything alright?
01:00:16I feel sick to my stomach.
01:00:19You don't have to hide it from me.
01:00:22The past few months just have been really hard for me.
01:00:30I didn't realize the circuit was taking such a toll on you.
01:00:33I'm not an extrovert.
01:00:35Okay? Like you.
01:00:37Or ammo. I need time to recharge.
01:00:40And I haven't really had that at all.
01:00:43I'm sorry if I had known.
01:00:45It's okay. It's okay.
01:00:48It's my thing.
01:00:50Not anybody else's.
01:00:52I didn't know. I'm sorry.
01:00:56I was a part of something.
01:00:59I was part of a team.
01:01:02I just wanted to be near you.
01:01:07I'm sorry it took three months.
01:01:13Don't be sorry.
01:01:16No, silly.
01:01:18We're not alone.
01:01:32We're not alone.
01:01:45Emma!
01:01:48I need to exit.
01:01:50Do it.
01:01:51Oh, fuck.
01:01:52I can't.
01:01:53Come.
01:02:06Come on.
01:02:08Come on.
01:02:14Burn.
01:02:15Why do you want to fight us?
01:02:43For your friends.
01:02:45For your friends.
01:02:52Who are they?
01:02:53Do something.
01:02:58What are you doing?
01:03:00Low orbit VR cannon.
01:03:02Call Anandaki Psyops and Raze.
01:03:15You doing alright?
01:03:22Shouldn't we be asking you?
01:03:23I'm really sorry guys.
01:03:25From here on out, we remain a team no matter what, alright?
01:03:30Right.
01:03:32Yeah.
01:03:33This is the unidentified?
01:03:39Why do you fight for the Aandaki?
01:03:40You're fighting on the wrong side of history.
01:03:46Sloppy Borg human, your stupid apes are still killing each other over who has a real god.
01:03:47Better than being Frankenstein monsters for your freaks.
01:03:53Speaking of.
01:03:54Speaking of.
01:03:55Speaking of.
01:03:56Is it there?
01:03:57Senator!
01:03:58I'm not doing this anymore.
01:03:59I'm not doing this anymore.
01:04:00Is that so?
01:04:01Then there's no reason to keep her alive anymore.
01:04:02I'm not doing this anymore.
01:04:03I'm not doing this anymore.
01:04:08I'm not doing this anymore.
01:04:09Is that so?
01:04:10Then there's no reason to keep her alive anymore.
01:04:15That's what I thought you will do as you were told.
01:04:43I think it may be time for Plan D.
01:04:50These destroyers of destruction are only a last resort.
01:05:00Monster Force Zero can still infiltrate from the base of operations.
01:05:03That blast will be more than enough to eliminate the Gamma Reptilian.
01:05:08What just happened?
01:05:09Where's Squatch?
01:05:11Let's get him.
01:05:16Let's get him.
01:05:41This is it.
01:05:42This is it.
01:05:44This is it.
01:05:46This is what, the head-to-the map antidote.
01:05:58This is abat.
01:06:02This is 2005.
01:06:11Ah
01:06:41I've never seen you so confident
01:06:49Get used to it
01:06:52Get used to it
01:07:22Get used to it
01:07:52Get used to it
01:07:59You are an insult to our kind
01:08:01You're a fraud
01:08:04I want a rematch
01:08:07You humans are all the same
01:08:10That Sasquatch knows that food is just some dude in a suit, right?
01:08:25Hey, it's just a guy in a suit, right?
01:08:30Shh
01:08:30Enough of this great shit
01:08:45Take us to Dr. H
01:08:47Now
01:08:47We need to talk
01:08:56No, I don't know where the nearest comic book store is
01:09:03She is a bit anti-social
01:09:04We're here for that
01:09:07You obviously have no idea what you've gotten yourself into
01:09:15We're not gonna let you destroy our planet
01:09:20Is that what the Anunnaki told you?
01:09:23You really are a tool
01:09:25The Space Rex
01:09:27Gamma
01:09:28Reptilian
01:09:29Was brought here to protect Earth from them
01:09:31All talk is acquired
01:09:38DENILATE!
01:09:39What the hell is that thing doing?
01:09:41What have you done?
01:09:43Something's coming through
01:09:44Monster 4, you're off
01:09:46Get rid of it
01:09:48Desk
01:09:48What is he saying?
01:09:50Increase to 5,000 Hertz
01:09:51Guys
01:09:529,000 Hertz?
01:09:54Inter-occupant
01:09:55Attempt
01:09:5610,000
01:09:57Inter-occupant
01:09:59Bomb
01:10:00Naked
01:10:00Rid of it
01:10:01Bomb?
01:10:02That thing's a bomb
01:10:03Get rid of it
01:10:04He did it
01:10:16Send the destroyers to confirm
01:10:18Mr. Janitor
01:10:20Prepare the pacer
01:10:21Mr. Janitor
01:10:32Congratulations, destroyers of destruction
01:10:41You have been selected for a mission
01:10:44Thanks, big guy
01:11:00Easy
01:11:03What's that?
01:11:12Oh no!
01:11:13It's been released!
01:11:18What do we do?
01:11:21It's too late to turn back now
01:11:23Put it in the car
01:11:24We'll work it right at it
01:11:25We don't have the coordinates
01:11:27My car
01:11:28Not so fast
01:11:32Great
01:11:34The fantastic fox are here
01:11:35Seeing is believing
01:11:37Says the mighty final boss
01:11:39Listen
01:11:40I know you guys are looking for a rematch
01:11:42But now is not the time
01:11:44I disagree
01:11:45Now's the perfect time
01:11:47You guys
01:11:55That's a fucking monster
01:11:59We need to put our differences aside right now
01:12:05Or this thing is going to kill all of us
01:12:07Alright, spaceport
01:12:08Let's blast him
01:12:10No, we need a plan
01:12:11And the name's AI
01:12:13Fine, AI
01:12:15What the fuck do we do?
01:12:17Let your final boss destroy this thing
01:12:22I wouldn't do that
01:12:23Quiet woman
01:12:24This lizard is no match
01:12:27For a mighty final boss
01:12:29Get them to the car
01:12:44I don't think it works on astrosaurs
01:12:52Enough of this one
01:12:54Guns, laser, power, and blast
01:12:56To the car
01:13:02Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation
01:13:06The lizard has a laser?
01:13:08Lasers
01:13:08The Anunnaki amassed an army at our doorstep
01:13:11We had to let the gamma reptilian through
01:13:13Have you ever heard of mutually assured destruction?
01:13:30Everybody into the forest
01:13:31They're all yours, Starblade
01:13:32Is the pacer ready?
01:13:35Ready
01:13:35Go get out of here
01:13:37I got this
01:13:38Go
01:13:42What are you guys doing?
01:13:44We're MF-Zero
01:13:45A ragtag team
01:13:47With outcasts, technors, and sci-fi geeks
01:13:49Scouring the globe
01:13:50Searching for
01:13:51Can I always forget that line?
01:13:55It's too long anyways
01:13:56It's coming
01:14:01What do we do?
01:14:03I've been winging it since the sanctum
01:14:04It's hot
01:14:08Get to the front of the pacer
01:14:12With that
01:14:13Keep the shield on us as long as you can
01:14:15Get ready to knock your tass in
01:14:17Don't get ready to knock your tass off
01:14:18Don't get out of here
01:14:18Don't get down
01:14:18Don't die
01:14:19Don't get out of here
01:14:19Don't die
01:14:19Don't get down
01:14:20I'll drive right into...
01:14:21Don't die
01:14:21Don't die
01:14:21Don't die
01:14:22Help!
01:14:22Push it in!
01:14:23You go around and help me
01:14:24I'll drive right into him
01:14:24I can't afford any mistakes
01:14:25Enough!
01:14:27Enough!
01:14:29I'll drive right in too
01:14:30I can't afford any mistakes
01:14:30Enough!
01:14:43Enough!
01:14:44Enough!
01:14:45I'm hungry.
01:14:51Hey lizard!
01:14:55This bitch wants pancakes.
01:15:02Jim is up!
01:15:04I'm coming, honey.
01:15:15I'm coming, honey.
01:15:19Come here.
01:15:21I'm coming.
01:15:23What?
01:15:25I'm coming.
01:15:31No!
01:15:33No!
01:15:35No!
01:15:37No!
01:15:39No!
01:15:41No!
01:15:43MF-Zero!
01:16:01Where'd the destroyers go?
01:16:04Told them to run, and they ran.
01:16:06They're probably still running.
01:16:08So what now?
01:16:09Monster Force Zero, thank you for your help.
01:16:13The Anunnaki will regroup.
01:16:24We have to find the Gamma Reptilian and return it to Stasis.
01:16:27I'm sorry for your loss.
01:16:29The janitor was a brave man.
01:16:36He'd probably say the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
01:16:39Protecting Earth has been our mission for centuries now.
01:16:44We'll take it from here.
01:16:46Centuries?
01:16:47There may come a time when the Earth is in need of you, and when that day comes...
01:16:51We'll be ready.
01:16:51You fought well.
01:17:02Not bad for a bunch of humans.
01:17:04I've never fought a Sasquatch before, but you weren't half bad yourself.
01:17:07I'm hungry.
01:17:29Oh my god, dude!
01:17:30I'm starving!
01:17:31I hug?
01:17:33Now you're done.
01:17:55Hey Boots, when are you going to take that mask off?
01:18:01Hmm.
01:18:31Hey Boots.
01:18:33Hey Boots.
01:18:35Hey Boots.
01:18:37Hey Boots.
01:18:39Hey Boots.
01:18:41Hey Boots.
01:18:43Hey Boots.
01:18:45Hey Boots.
01:18:47Hey Boots.