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00:15:29Where's my
00:15:59Where's my fucking cards and money?
00:16:01Where's my fucking cards and money?
00:16:29Who's my fucking cards and money?
00:16:31Who's my fucking cards and money?
00:16:32Who's my fucking cards and money?
00:16:33Who's the wanker now?
00:16:35Who's the wanker now?
00:16:39Who's the wanker now?
00:18:47So what can I do you for in my house of ill repeat?
00:19:04I can get you anything new.
00:19:06I can get you Asian, Caucasian, Eurasian, Australasian, Afrasian.
00:19:11And for the really truly disturbed, I can even get you euthanasia.
00:19:15And of course, there's the specifics of it all.
00:19:16I mean, do you want female, man, ladyboy, tomboy, homeboy, cowboy, playboy, toyboy, schoolboy,
00:19:30boy, attaboy.
00:19:32I feel obligated to mention that we have a two-for-one special on Manginas this week.
00:19:39It's a rarity in the market.
00:19:40So welcome to Joe's Emporium Sleeve.
00:19:44Now what do you want?
00:19:45Katie told me to get me some cards.
00:19:49Oh, drat.
00:19:50Here I was thinking I was about to get lucky.
00:19:54Kate, you say?
00:19:56What a girl, huh?
00:19:57My top student.
00:19:58The best ass ever.
00:20:01My little angel.
00:20:04You need to teach her to stay to cook breakfast.
00:20:07She says that to all her customers.
00:20:09She's a ship cook anyway.
00:20:11She'll probably poison you.
00:20:13And I've done the business.
00:20:16You're in the right place at the right time.
00:20:20I just received a bunch of new cards.
00:20:23And they're from the UK.
00:20:25And this is what we call a serendipitous encounter.
00:20:29Really?
00:20:30Some might even say kismet.
00:20:32Must be my lucky day.
00:20:34Two hundred thousand baht and they're yours.
00:20:38I've got the cash here with me right now.
00:20:41But do you ever mix business with pleasure?
00:20:46Read my mind.
00:20:51I have been known of a predilection for a beastly man.
00:20:56Are you a beastly man?
00:20:59Are you a beastly man?
00:21:01This way.
00:21:03This way.
00:21:04I need to kiss him.
00:21:09And I like to be the giver.
00:21:10And not the receiver.
00:21:12I wouldn't have it any other way.
00:21:13Don't be gentle darling.
00:21:14That's fine by me.
00:21:15Sweetheart.
00:21:16It's gonna be hard.
00:21:17It's gonna be hard.
00:21:18Fuck me now, you hate me.
00:21:19Close your eyes.
00:21:20Give it to me.
00:21:21Here it comes.
00:21:22Fuck you Š¼ŠµŠ½ŠµŠµ...
00:21:24Sure.
00:21:28Fuck.
00:21:29Fuck you ..
00:21:33Fuck you !
00:21:36Fuck you !
00:21:37Fuck!
00:21:38Fuck you!
00:21:40You're you folks...
00:21:41And I like to be the giver and not the receiver.
00:21:43I wouldn't have it any other way.
00:21:45Don't be gentle darling.
00:21:46Oh, fuck.
00:21:48Fuck, fuck.
00:21:49Fuck, fuck.
00:22:08Oh, I'm done.
00:22:10Oh, I'm done.
00:22:12Oh, I'm done.
00:22:14Oh, I'm done.
00:22:21Look at this, mate.
00:22:22Do it.
00:22:38Now you can beat a dog and it's going to do one of two things.
00:22:42One, it's going to roll over and die or two, it's going to bite you.
00:22:46Now I'm the kind of dog that's going to bite you.
00:22:48I snapped Dutch up on his offer and we went to his beloved crocodile farm.
00:22:54I needed to talk some business and, of course, recycle some meat.
00:23:00See?
00:23:01Oh, that one's a lot of business.
00:23:04There's nothing, man.
00:23:06They're much bigger ones.
00:23:07Yeah?
00:23:08Oh, yeah.
00:23:09You know, you feed them steroids, huh?
00:23:12You what?
00:23:13Steroids.
00:23:14In 12 months, they grow from one feet to about 10 feet.
00:23:18No time.
00:23:19You give them double the amount you normally give to humans.
00:23:21That's why they're so fucking aggressive.
00:23:23The Chinese love it.
00:23:24That's why it's a big market.
00:23:26Between you and me, huh?
00:23:28We have the reputation here of supplying the best meat in all of Southeast Asia.
00:23:33Oh, come on, pups.
00:23:34How can they test them?
00:23:36For that yearly test?
00:23:37Come on.
00:23:38You see that basin over there?
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:41Those two crocodiles in there?
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Those are the ones which are not mysterious.
00:23:45That's how we pass the test.
00:23:47Easy.
00:23:48You know those fucking Yanks and Aussies?
00:23:50They're the cat big, right?
00:23:51They don't even know why.
00:23:52Even when you do that test, you know, that bodybuilding test.
00:23:55Right?
00:23:56It doesn't show up.
00:23:57It's not in the blood.
00:23:58You eat the meat.
00:24:00Makes sense.
00:24:01So how much do you go through in a year?
00:24:0410,000.
00:24:06I'm gonna show you more.
00:24:08God.
00:24:14So Byron, this is big business, you know.
00:24:17Over there we have more than a thousand crocodiles.
00:24:20Shit, really.
00:24:21What do you do?
00:24:22Handbags.
00:24:23Jackets.
00:24:24Meat.
00:24:25Mostly we sell to USA and Australia.
00:24:28We have a concept.
00:24:30Nothing goes to waste.
00:24:32So even the off-cuts we feed back to the crocodile.
00:24:35That's the meat they like the most.
00:24:39Remember that Dutch snack?
00:24:40Freakandel.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:42Same concept.
00:24:43Sounds good, dogs.
00:24:45You know, I'm into a bit of recycling myself.
00:24:50We have a lot of sweets.
00:24:51It's good.
00:24:52We have a lot of produce.
00:24:53You know, it's better.
00:24:54We're not going to approve.
00:24:55You know, it's better.
00:24:56We are going to prepare them now.
00:24:57I'm going to eat.
00:24:59I'm going to eat.
00:25:00So I'm going to eat this, but...
00:25:02You know, we need to have to wait for it.
00:25:03You know.
00:25:04What?
00:25:05I'm going to eat.
00:25:06I've got my card started, now I've got a living in the can.
00:25:36I've got to take you out when you want.
00:25:39So now you want to take about my offer?
00:25:42Great.
00:25:43How do you get your card stolen, man?
00:25:45I slept with the hooker.
00:25:47I got drunk, and she took everything.
00:25:50You shut up, yeah?
00:25:52Okay, you report those cards stolen to the bank, yeah?
00:25:54You get them replaced in one day, it's all.
00:25:57I can't do that.
00:25:58Those cards went to Terry, you know.
00:26:00Terry's cards?
00:26:02Byron, man, what the fuck are you doing, man?
00:26:05You don't know Bangkok, do you?
00:26:07You tell me that fucking bar now.
00:26:09I went back there last night.
00:26:10There was no cards, no money.
00:26:12But I found out where they went.
00:26:14Let him talk, you fuck.
00:26:16You keep going.
00:26:18She was with some English sex pack.
00:26:20He got a bit lippy, so I knocked him out.
00:26:23But I found out where the cards went.
00:26:26What did they tell you, man?
00:26:27You should come and contact me first, yeah?
00:26:29Look, they won't even remember me.
00:26:31It's not worth it.
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:36Byron, I want you to start working tomorrow, yeah?
00:26:40I'm gonna drop Maria off now.
00:26:42Tomorrow you come to my place in Sykovich, yeah?
00:26:45My villa.
00:26:46See you then.
00:26:48I've had a girl with two pussies, man.
00:27:10Two fucking pussies.
00:27:12He was sleeping sideways.
00:27:14I was maybe a little bit drunk, but I saw two pussies.
00:27:20I guess you're making a pretty penny here.
00:27:22We do, man.
00:27:24But that's the case.
00:27:25Why are we stuck on this shitty riverboat
00:27:27and we're not driving around Bangkok?
00:27:29It's a nice flash motor.
00:27:30Stay low profile, man.
00:27:31Low profile is the key, yeah?
00:27:33Even cops see you in the car.
00:27:35They're gonna pull you aside, you know?
00:27:36They find all kind of tricks to get money off you.
00:27:38It's not good.
00:27:39Now we're free.
00:27:40Free man.
00:27:41But don't they need a warrant for that?
00:27:43You know, the salary of a cop is about 10,000 baht a month.
00:27:46You'll see, near the end of every month.
00:27:48They get very fanatic, huh?
00:27:49Making roadblocks and it's so obvious.
00:27:51Even people make jokes about it, man.
00:27:53Okay, I understand that.
00:27:54Yeah.
00:27:55But you're making all this money.
00:27:57What are you doing with it?
00:27:58I have my investments, man.
00:28:00And more.
00:28:01And?
00:28:02Yellow people.
00:28:04What's that?
00:28:06Thai girl.
00:28:08Asian.
00:28:09Pussy.
00:28:10You got it already, Byron, I'm sure.
00:28:12Maybe.
00:28:13He's got it.
00:28:15Looks like it.
00:28:17Oh yeah, that's clear.
00:28:19Let's get out of there.
00:28:21Get out of there.
00:28:41Always watch yourself.
00:28:51Yeah, man.
00:28:52You go to the airport tonight.
00:28:53Pick up that girl.
00:28:54Go to Hong Kong two weeks.
00:28:56Then you go to Korea.
00:28:57Got it?
00:28:58Hi.
00:28:59Can I check the girl?
00:29:00Check the girl.
00:29:01Stay professional, yeah?
00:29:04Go.
00:29:06Go.
00:29:07I can't believe it man.
00:29:08Fuck.
00:29:09You can't trust your own personality.
00:29:13Don't trust your own personality.
00:29:43What about Chinatown?
00:30:04We have an export business as a front.
00:30:06Flip-flops, umbrellas, whatever you call it.
00:30:10Nobody bothers even questions.
00:30:13What a bunch.
00:30:16This place is a proper shit-top.
00:30:21Steeper than your ass.
00:30:27Watch your head.
00:30:37So here it is.
00:30:42Well, here it is.
00:30:47Oh yeah, look at that.
00:30:53Perfect.
00:30:57Here we pack, dispatch steroids,
00:31:01slimming tabs, some other stuff.
00:31:03I'm gonna tell you about this later.
00:31:05I can tell you now.
00:31:07I'm too old to be packing tablets.
00:31:09Terry asked me to help you out.
00:31:11That's what I'm doing.
00:31:15Tick, can you, can you get us two beers, you know?
00:31:19I'm gonna talk some business.
00:31:21Take a seat, Barry.
00:31:30So, in a touch, time is money, tell me more.
00:31:34Okay, look, I got my network.
00:31:38This is my network, yeah, worldwide.
00:31:40With dealers and stuff.
00:31:42I buy the steroids from all over the place here in Bangkok.
00:31:45For various chemists.
00:31:47The customer wires me the money.
00:31:49I'll dispatch it here.
00:31:51Simple.
00:31:55Okay.
00:31:56Oh yeah.
00:31:57So what do you need me for?
00:31:59I want you to expand my business.
00:32:06If you're the right guy for that.
00:32:10Why me?
00:32:11Terry.
00:32:12He told me you made your crew back home a fortune, didn't he?
00:32:15Yeah.
00:32:16Man, I think if we work together,
00:32:20you can be a great team.
00:32:22Well, I plan on staying for a bit longer.
00:32:28Tell me more.
00:32:30Here we go.
00:32:34These little babies here are Thai pinks.
00:32:37This is five milligrams of pure Anibal.
00:32:41Best seller in the whole market.
00:32:44Weight lifters, competition lifters, whatever, movie stars.
00:32:47All of them.
00:32:50What do you think?
00:32:52What if I tell you,
00:32:53you can gain ten kilos in ten fucking days?
00:32:57Pure muscle.
00:32:59This is what we feed to the crocodiles.
00:33:02And I like it too.
00:33:06Dutch.
00:33:08I've been told about this stuff.
00:33:09It shrinks your balls.
00:33:11Well, you know, we have a counter hormone to balance that.
00:33:19Right?
00:33:20Also some slimming tabs and stuff.
00:33:21So, for every problem we have a solution.
00:33:24There's many problems in the world.
00:33:27That's why we have a lot of business.
00:33:29We have many business.
00:33:31From now on.
00:33:32Sounds like a good business.
00:33:34Yeah, it is.
00:33:35Well, those counter hormones, here's one of them.
00:33:38You need to take them.
00:33:41If not...
00:33:43Roit rage.
00:33:44Heart attacks.
00:33:46You can even grow some tits, huh?
00:33:48I had a customer last time.
00:33:49He came back to me.
00:33:51Big problem.
00:33:53He had a left tit growing by him.
00:33:56Looked like a fucking hamburger.
00:33:58You won't believe it.
00:33:59I was shocked too.
00:34:01I've seen many things in my life, but it was big.
00:34:04And they asked me, like, why?
00:34:05I said, well, you didn't follow my advice, you know?
00:34:08You live and learn, right?
00:34:10He didn't have money for this.
00:34:12Well, then...
00:34:14Alright.
00:34:19Jimmy.
00:34:21Where are you now?
00:34:25Who's walking up here?
00:34:27There's nobody coming.
00:34:29My place?
00:34:31You sure?
00:34:32Hey!
00:34:36What's this?
00:34:37The boys' brigade?
00:34:38Dog!
00:34:40I remember you.
00:34:41You're one of Joe's guys, right?
00:34:44You know each other?
00:34:46I had a problem with his boss.
00:34:47I told you at the crocodile farm.
00:34:49Hey, Joe.
00:34:50What's this?
00:34:53Hello?
00:34:54Joe's going to take care of any stumps over there.
00:34:57Yeah?
00:34:59Well, next time...
00:35:01I'll chop your fucking bollocks off.
00:35:03And I'll feed you then!
00:35:06Joe!
00:35:07No, it ain't Joe.
00:35:08It's Bo.
00:35:10Don't worry about Bo, you mug.
00:35:11It's me, innit?
00:35:12You know Joe's got to do that in his pocket.
00:35:14You're fucked.
00:35:16Okay.
00:35:17Then bring it on.
00:35:18Hey!
00:35:19Hey!
00:35:22Hey!
00:35:24Hey!
00:35:26Hey!
00:35:30What can I?
00:35:31Hey!
00:35:32Come on, man!
00:35:35Jesus!
00:35:37Fuck!
00:35:39They got rough.
00:35:40They're girls, girls.
00:35:44You bring Maria upstairs.
00:35:45I missed the waiting's office.
00:35:46Yeah?
00:35:47I was in a city of 8,281,000.
00:36:01The world is a small place.
00:36:04Six degrees of separation is the idea that all living things are six degrees away from
00:36:08each other.
00:36:10That quote is right.
00:36:12Dutch and Joe are old business partners.
00:36:14That was until Joe wanted to go his own way.
00:36:30You remember what I used to be famous for, don't you?
00:36:44You crazy fucking bastard.
00:36:51What did I tell you?
00:36:53What's stepping on people's toes here?
00:36:57I didn't know you fucking knew him, go to stir the pot.
00:37:04Stir the pot, yeah?
00:37:05Things go from bad to worse.
00:37:06There's powerful people going to his place.
00:37:08This ain't over yet.
00:37:10Calm down.
00:37:11You know what?
00:37:12I did you a favor.
00:37:13I cut his misery little fucking dick off.
00:37:14Now you've got a reputation.
00:37:15Reputation.
00:37:16Well here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the classic signs of roid rage.
00:37:23over yet. Calm down. You know what? I did you a favor. I cut his measly little fucking
00:37:33dick off. Now you've got a reputation. Reputation. Well here it is ladies and gentlemen. The
00:37:40classic signs of roid rage. Yes I make sure everybody knows about that. Everybody. That's
00:37:46good. That's good right. God fucking gave your dick off. Salivating at the mouth, profusely
00:37:55sweating and dilated pupils like bloody flying saucers. This roid rage storm will clear as
00:38:02quick as it came. Just you watch. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I've got some balls
00:38:10man. Forget about it. Let's celebrate it. Come. Fuck that guy. It's better to be a wolf
00:38:21for the day than a sheep all your life. I need to get big man. I need to get big. My fucking
00:38:27bed is moaning at me and I need to get big. Fucking big. So guys I just sent you a thousand quid
00:38:32and want to gain 40 kilos otherwise she's going to leave me. Can you do it?
00:38:40So Dutch put a leash on me and we went on a straight and narrow. We created one of the
00:38:45biggest underground steroid dealerships on the planet. Everything was smelling of roses
00:38:53and the first thing we did was get down to business. We set up a chain of high tech distribution
00:38:59units around the city. Then we sent out free samples to dealers worldwide. Once they were
00:39:05happy with the stock we undercut the competition. We had some amazing ways of getting the
00:39:10gear through customs. Wrapping the gear in carbon paper distorts the hidden object to avoid
00:39:15x-ray detection. It's a bit like lead but it's a lot lighter and a lot cheaper.
00:39:23Now that is Bird. She was high as a kite every day. She loved her fucking job. She was our
00:39:28number one packer from Burma. We took out the ink cartridges and marker pens and replaced
00:39:33them with her own gear. Teddy bears were good too. Another amazing way of sending the gear
00:39:39was crushing the tabs in toothpaste powder. Customers didn't mind it. They even brushed
00:39:43their teeth in it. You know, there's nothing like a bit of fluoride mixed with steroids.
00:39:50Sending it disguised as vitamins. We just took out the vitamin tablets and replaced it with
00:39:55our own brand of vitamin C. Then we just heat sealed the lid. With our high tech machinery of
00:40:00course. For the injectables, we disguised it as anal sex loop. Our orders were going out on an
00:40:08industrial scale. Not only that, our reputation was beginning to get known worldwide. Those steroid
00:40:15freaks were getting bigger and bigger. And the bigger they got, the more juice they needed. It was
00:40:20a win-win situation. Now I'm not talking bollocks here. The steroid trade is as big as the drug trade.
00:40:25But it's not frowned upon so much by society. But in reality, those guys are drug addicts
00:40:31with muscles.
00:40:32All right, Byron. We're going to need some gear.
00:40:35What are you up to then?
00:40:36I've got a big order for you. The Euros are coming up. I need something that's going to
00:40:41give the boys a lot of power and anger.
00:40:43I'll give you a horse steroid.
00:40:47We supplied everyone. From fitness coaches, to biker gangs, to football hooligans, to celebrities.
00:40:52We supplied everyone worldwide. From Sydney, to Kabul, Afghanistan.
00:40:58Hey, I'm going to need you to send me another 100 bottles of testosterone like you did before.
00:41:04Test.
00:41:05Send it to my office here in Kabul. APO that shit to me like you did before.
00:41:11I'm going to need you to do the work.
00:41:14I've got to go.
00:41:15I'm just going back.
00:41:16I'm just going back.
00:41:17I'm just going back.
00:41:18I'm just going back.
00:41:22All right.
00:41:24Hey.
00:41:25Sorry, you just broke the perimeter.
00:41:26I gotta go.
00:41:27I'm not doing it.
00:41:28I'm not doing it.
00:41:29All right.
00:41:30Dutch invested in a chain of massage parlors, knocking shops, crocodile shops, and a few other
00:41:41I was a bit more modest. I had money coming in from all directions.
00:41:45I bought myself a couple of condos, invested in the speedboat business, and had my own car dealership.
00:41:57I have this Armenian customer. I need 50,000 Tyson.
00:42:01Yeah?
00:42:02And can you make me this deal? Like, have I won one for free?
00:42:05I'm sorry, I'm busy, man.
00:42:06Come on, man. I heard you have this fucking deal about one plus one.
00:42:11I buy one, I get one for free, right? Last time you did that. Can you do it again?
00:42:1450,000.
00:42:1510, not 20. 50, motherfucker, thousands. Can you give me that?
00:42:20Let's do it tomorrow.
00:42:21Okay.
00:42:22So, deal. Tomorrow, man, a block. See you, man.
00:42:26Everything was going great, but unknown to us, there were some new kids on the block.
00:42:31And they were as corrupt as us.
00:42:36The next day, Dutch went to meet the so-called Armenian Dingoes.
00:42:46He'd thought he'd won the bloody lottery.
00:42:53The devil doesn't come to you with red-facing horns.
00:42:56He comes to you as everything you ever wants it.
00:43:07I can't eat
00:43:14?'
00:43:17Shit.
00:43:19You got them.
00:43:21You got them?
00:43:22I'm blind, dude.
00:43:23Make me a hit.
00:43:24Watch this.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30If something smells like shit, you know it's bad. Dutch got his ass kicked by Son Chai,
00:43:41a Korean Ridgeback. DEA inspector, a man of few words.
00:43:50Yes, I'm in the kennels now. So whatever happens, don't go back to the factory. It's DEA.
00:43:56DEA is on it, man, all the time. So what you do now, you've got a super good one-on-one,
00:44:03make some deal with them, work it out. Don't let me down, Byron. Okay, man, I'm counting on you.
00:44:13Okay, do your best. Here, you fucker.
00:44:26So I made myself spick and span and went to the grooming saloon. I had an important meeting with
00:44:46a DEA officer. But before I left, Maria gave me a very special pair of glasses,
00:45:00maybe China, of course.
00:45:30Do you want to sit down? Where's Dutch?
00:45:42Dutch is locked in a cage where he fucking belongs.
00:45:49So how do we release the dog from the cage?
00:45:51Dutch. You boys think you're real fucking cute, don't you?
00:45:57Building your little steroid empire. You're not paying your fucking dues!
00:46:03You also didn't have a good firewall. Didn't think about that, did you?
00:46:06Untraceable payments via cryptic currencies. Steroids is a felony.
00:46:13Your boy's going to serve some fucking serious hard time.
00:46:20New kids on the block, eh?
00:46:24Snap this fool.
00:46:31What's happening on him? How's your jaw?
00:46:33Shut up, you wender.
00:46:34I admire you. Big fucking basketball-sized balls on you.
00:46:47You're British, right? Yeah. Whereabouts are you from?
00:46:53The Isle of Dogs. That's cute.
00:46:55Well, the Isle of Pussies.
00:46:57I always admired you, British. So fucking pompous. So arrogant.
00:47:08I think you own the fucking world.
00:47:11One thing I like about the British is your pound sterling.
00:47:16We don't want the fucking euro. We'll keep our pound sterling. That was good. That was clever.
00:47:20I'll tell you what. I'm going to make you a deal.
00:47:28We've got five days to bring me 800,000 of those beloved British pounds sterling.
00:47:39And then I'll let your little mutt out of his cage.
00:47:42Not problem.
00:47:42Minus his shithole apartments, his stupid fucking crocodile farm,
00:47:54his dirty little soapy massage parlors, and his ban from the Bing Bangle.
00:48:02His Bangkok privileges are revoked.
00:48:05You are.
00:48:06You heard me. Five days. 800,000.
00:48:15Fetch.
00:48:16Time to go.
00:48:27Hurry up!
00:48:29See you soon, Ginny.
00:48:30Fuck off.
00:48:32Clock's ticking, Byron.
00:48:34Five days.
00:48:46Cheers to that boy.
00:48:47He's 800k.
00:48:48No fucking chances.
00:48:49Remember the man who can?
00:48:58Two years ago, he renamed me as Jimmy Harrison.
00:49:02Where there's an English dog, there's a way.
00:49:04I had four and a half days to get back to Connors with my 100k.
00:49:20All right, Terry, new motor?
00:49:34Yeah, and they say crime doesn't pay, eh?
00:49:37I'm not staying for long, only a few days.
00:49:39I need some weapons.
00:49:44Tomorrow.
00:49:55That afternoon, I went to see my ex-beloving Tracer.
00:50:01I was going to tell her a load of bollocks and spin her a yarn.
00:50:04All right, Tracy.
00:50:23Wrong time no see.
00:50:24What the fuck are you doing here?
00:50:26Pleased to see you too, Byron.
00:50:28What are you doing back?
00:50:30If Jungle finds out, it won't be easy on you like it was the last time.
00:50:34And you know the old bill are after you as well, right?
00:50:36I'm not worried about them.
00:50:38I've got a new identity thanks to a friend.
00:50:40What's your new name then?
00:50:41James Bond.
00:50:44I'm back here for a short holiday.
00:50:48I've come back to get my cash.
00:50:50Some things never change, eh?
00:50:51I haven't got any of your cash.
00:50:53The old bill took it all.
00:50:55And any little bits that were left behind you owed me.
00:51:03You can't take the chips up out the girl, can you, Tracy, eh?
00:51:09And now it's time to pull on the heartstrings.
00:51:12What happened to us?
00:51:13Listen, it hasn't been easy for me, you know.
00:51:16I didn't expect them to do what they did to you.
00:51:21I didn't know anything about it.
00:51:23Well, I'm not here to cry over spilt milk.
00:51:29What's done is done.
00:51:31In many ways, it did me a favour.
00:51:35But I'm back to get some cash for a new business deal.
00:51:37You're not getting anything from me.
00:51:40You used to spend my money like water.
00:51:41But why are you here bothering me then?
00:51:43Because I still care about you.
00:51:46And I wanted to see you.
00:51:49You know, I've been living the life of Riley for the last two years in Asia.
00:51:52The sun shines seven days a week.
00:51:55I've got my own apartment.
00:51:57Swimming pool.
00:51:58I go to the islands every weekend.
00:52:00I'd like you to come and join me.
00:52:03But first, I need to sort out some business here.
00:52:05Well, where are you going to get the cash from then?
00:52:08Now it's shit stirring time.
00:52:11I buried some cash years ago from a deal I did with Jungle.
00:52:14From a robbery.
00:52:15Where?
00:52:17It's for me to know and you to find out.
00:52:19How much?
00:52:20Six figures.
00:52:21You never told me anything about that.
00:52:23I know better than that, Tracey.
00:52:25You know that.
00:52:28And I need you to set up a meeting with Dodgy Dave.
00:52:30Why should I?
00:52:31Because I'm going to give you half the money.
00:52:38Half the money, Tracey.
00:52:39All right.
00:52:45He'll be at the old warehouse at 1pm on Friday.
00:52:48They've got a scheduled drop off that day.
00:52:51He'll be on the second floor in the toilets.
00:52:53That sounds like Dave.
00:52:56Don't forget it's got jaws of steel.
00:52:58I'm not worried about that.
00:53:00I've upgraded.
00:53:01New technology.
00:53:03I'm going to give in an electrifying experience.
00:53:06They'll never forget.
00:53:07And Jungle.
00:53:09He'll be home on Saturday afternoon.
00:53:13Alone?
00:53:15Yeah.
00:53:18And try and find out where we hid that gun.
00:53:21What gun?
00:53:22The gun he's stitching me up in that bloody robbery.
00:53:24OK.
00:53:28I'll try and find out.
00:53:32I better go.
00:53:38Your chips are shit.
00:53:39See you soon, darling.
00:53:44My plan worked.
00:53:46Never trust your exes.
00:53:48She went straight on the dog and bone.
00:53:54I just got back from town.
00:54:14And guess who I saw swanning around the place?
00:54:16Who, Sid Vicious?
00:54:18No, my ex and your ex-business partner.
00:54:22Cheeky twat.
00:54:23Must have come in on a fake ID.
00:54:25Well, he was talking a lot of shit.
00:54:28So much for your insurance policy.
00:54:30I thought you got all this sorted a couple of years ago.
00:54:32It was.
00:54:33Do you have to say anything?
00:54:34Not much.
00:54:36But I reckon that northern twat, Terry's involved somehow.
00:54:40Yeah, makes sense.
00:54:43See you later.
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:48I'm sorry, but the person you've called is not available.
00:55:01Please leave your message after the tone.
00:55:04Byron?
00:55:05Byron, this is Dutch here.
00:55:06I'm having a cold turkey, man, from this anaboy steroid.
00:55:09So, get me out, OK?
00:55:14I-I counter.
00:55:18Get your hairy arse back home.
00:55:28Byron's back.
00:55:30Fucking finish the job this time.
00:55:34I run.
00:55:50Alright mate.
00:55:52Yeah I'm good.
00:55:53Here you go buddy.
00:55:54Cheers Terry.
00:55:55I owe you one.
00:55:57Well you can owe me one when you see me in Bangkok.
00:55:59I've booked my flight next week.
00:56:00I'm going to be there so we can meet up with Dutch and grab a drink.
00:56:04I look forward to it, mate.
00:56:05That'll be good.
00:56:06I better go.
00:56:07OK, buddy.
00:56:09Goodbye.
00:56:11What did my old man tell you?
00:56:13Ha, yeah.
00:56:14He said never to say goodbye.
00:56:16I'll see you later.
00:56:19See you later.
00:56:22I'm sorry, but the person you've called is not available.
00:56:25Please leave your message after the turn.
00:56:28Guess who, Byron?
00:56:30Ha, ha.
00:56:31A little doggie always returns back to its pen.
00:56:36Jungle was so happy and so proud of him when I set your ass up.
00:56:41But he's too fucking stupid and too old to realise I'm the new fucking ever.
00:56:47I'm fucking waiting.
00:56:51You, what you wanna do?
00:56:53Big bang boys looking at you.
00:56:55You, what you wanna do?
00:57:01I, you, what you wanna do?
00:57:03Big bang boys looking at you.
00:57:06I, you, what you, what you wanna do?
00:57:11Big bang boys looking at you.
00:57:12Big bang boys looking at you.
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00:57:35What do you want to do?
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01:00:25With the Aussie Pitbull gone, many of the English dogs had left the kennels.
01:00:48And all was left was a pack of drunken Muppets.
01:00:52I went to see my mate Harry Horsepiss and his beloved Sheila.
01:00:55Harry sold Sheila's Horsepiss to the medical industry.
01:00:58They turned it into an oestrogen replacement drug for menopausal women, made him a bloody
01:01:03fortune.
01:01:04Now Horsepiss is like CS gas and dogs hate it.
01:01:08Tracey could smell that there was going to be a fight in the air.
01:01:12I was keen to see if she would choose the pedigree or the mongrel.
01:01:15You're supposed to be watching that camera.
01:01:17I am.
01:01:18And like all chavvy dogs, she loved a bit of sex and violence.
01:01:24Sex and violence.
01:01:33Sex and violence
01:01:35Sex and violence
01:01:37Sex and violence
01:01:39Sex and violence
01:01:41Sex and violence
01:01:43Sex and violence
01:01:45Sex and violence
01:01:47Go hand in hand
01:01:49Like Danny Diablo
01:01:51And dance the man
01:01:53They call me an animal
01:01:55They call me a freak
01:01:57Knock a different pump out every day of the week
01:01:59I love the strippers
01:02:01Love those high heels
01:02:03All that dirtyness and crime is sick
01:02:05Disappeal
01:02:07Dispunch my sex
01:02:09I'll never wait
01:02:11All I wanna do is fuck
01:02:13Drink your system shit
01:02:15Sex and violence
01:02:17Sex and violence
01:02:19Sex and violence
01:02:21Sex and violence
01:02:23Sex and violence
01:02:25Sex and violence
01:02:27It's in all of the music
01:02:29It's in all of the news
01:02:31It's in all of the movies
01:02:33It's in all of the cartoons
01:02:35It's in all of the clubs
01:02:37It's in all of the salones
01:02:39It's in all of the hookers
01:02:41It's in all of the gums
01:02:43It's all up in your house
01:02:45It's all out on the corner
01:02:47It's in all of the movies
01:02:49You just can't escape it
01:02:51If it's the last thing
01:02:53I won't kill it and rape it
01:02:55Sex and violence
01:02:57Sex and violence
01:02:59Sex and violence
01:03:01Sex and violence
01:03:03Sex and violence
01:03:05Sex and violence
01:03:07Sex and violence
01:03:09Sex and violence
01:03:11Sex and violence
01:03:13Sex and violence
01:03:15Sex and violence
01:03:16Sex and violence
01:03:17Sex and violence
01:03:18Sex and violence
01:03:19Sex and violence
01:03:20Sex and violence
01:03:21Sex and violence
01:03:22Sex and violence
01:03:23Sex and violence
01:03:24Sex and violence
01:03:25Sex and violence
01:03:26Sex and violence
01:03:27Sex and violence
01:03:28Sex and violence
01:03:29Sex and violence
01:03:30Sex and violence
01:03:31Sex and violence
01:03:32Sex and violence
01:03:33Sex and violence
01:03:34Sex and violence
01:03:35Sex and violence
01:03:36Sex and violence
01:03:37Sex and violence
01:03:38No one gets out of here
01:03:40Better than my head
01:03:42That's a full piece of sun
01:03:44Rising in front of me
01:03:46Inhumanity
01:03:48Total insanity
01:03:50Sex and violence
01:03:52Sex and violence
01:03:54Sex and violence
01:03:56Sex and violence
01:03:58Sex and violence
01:04:00Sex and violence
01:04:02Sex and violence
01:04:04Sex and violence
01:04:06Sex and violence
01:04:08Bish bash bosh
01:04:10800k of stolen cash done
01:04:36Sami
01:04:40Nine
01:04:40East
01:04:41Early
01:04:43Séå§
01:04:44Not
01:04:45New
01:04:46z
01:04:47The
01:04:48m
01:04:49These
01:04:51Are
01:04:52the
01:04:54those
01:04:55Their
01:04:56ston
01:04:56No way, no fucking way, I don't believe it. Byron, you're back. Good dog. Have a seat.
01:05:15Clear out lads, give me a minute. Jesus fucking Christ Byron, you are resourceful aren't you?
01:05:26Is that what you think it is? Yep.
01:05:33Nice bag. I'll use this for toilet paper. Don't mind if I make sure?
01:05:45Well done son. Well done, I'm impressed. You should have came to me first. I would have given you a job.
01:05:54You wouldn't have had all this bullshit to deal with. I did my research. English dogs gang member. Arm robberies, extortion. Very impressive.
01:06:06Instead now what? You're fucked. We're gonna ship you home, they're gonna lock you up for the rest of your life. You'll never see the light of day again.
01:06:15We had a deal. I don't do deals with dirty mangy fucking dogs like you. You fucking muppet. You see this?
01:06:29Do you think I'd seriously wear glasses like this? There's a little camera here. And my little friends, on the end of this, the video would go fucking viral.
01:06:41Bullshit. You're bluffing. Maria? Have a word with this inspector.
01:06:48I'll make a deal. I'm gonna give you five days to bring me 800,000 used British pound sterling.
01:07:03Call your boys. Tell him to release dots.
01:07:17Bill. Yeah. Change of plan. Cut Dutch loose. Never mind. Just fucking do it. Keep it to yourself. Yeah. Now.
01:07:32You can drop the charges due to lack of evidence. I'll expect to call from Dutch within two hours. See you later.
01:07:47Jeff. Jeff. Jeff, come here.
01:08:08We do things your way now.
01:08:11Oh, boy. What are you doing?
01:08:13Make it slow. I want him to suffer.
01:08:16What?
01:08:17Do it.
01:08:18What are you doing?
01:08:20Let me know when it's gone.
01:08:22What?
01:08:23No, darling.
01:08:24Fuck!
01:08:40What?
01:08:53What?
01:08:55Oh, boy!
01:08:57What?
01:09:00What?
01:11:02Fuck off now.
01:11:06So why I'm Dutch's friend?
01:11:08Well, I'll meet him soon.
01:11:11So you can say hi to him yourself.
01:11:12How about you and me, we go to have a lot of fun, and after that, we go to see Dutch.
01:11:27Let's do this.
01:11:40Okay.
01:11:42Let's do this.
01:11:44Let's do this.
01:11:44Let's do this.
01:11:58My friend, it is.
01:12:28My friend, and...
01:12:57What the fuck is that shoe?
01:13:02You don't worry. I'm gonna show you the time of your life.
01:13:12Look what do we have here.
01:13:22You could call it a little DIY project.
01:13:27But I like to call it a trincymorphor.
01:13:34It's mid-bath.
01:13:37You're on.
01:13:38And it's got to your British ass.
01:13:45If you drink too many spirits, they'll hit you all at once.
01:13:48That's what my nan would say.
01:13:50She said the same thing on her deathbed.
01:13:52But she wasn't talking about the bloody vodka.
01:13:54And it was only late I really understood what she meant.
01:14:11Hey Jo.
01:14:12I got the motherfucker.
01:14:16I'm getting ready.
01:14:19Yeah, you make sure you bring the money though.
01:14:21You make sure you put their heads open out.
01:14:24Keep trying.
01:14:25All right.
01:14:27Now bother me.
01:14:30Damn it.
01:14:32You keep trying,å« Bowl love.
01:14:34Come on, don't over me.
01:14:38Do something?
01:14:39No shit,.
01:14:40Telling your thoughts.
01:14:41You're not saying they're acting like fear.
01:14:42Just eating aęØwhat is thatā
01:14:43You're always saying, should you?
01:14:44Yeah and now we're tellinguchar I have already.
01:14:49Wake up!
01:14:55Soldiers, wake up!
01:15:00On the other side
01:15:03On the other side
01:15:06On the other side
01:15:09On the other side
01:15:19On the other side
01:15:20On the other side
01:15:21On the other side
01:15:22On the other side
01:15:26On the other side
01:15:28On the other side
01:15:33Did I miss that?
01:15:35It was a shame
01:15:36It was a shame
01:15:39In this family
01:15:41What was terrible?
01:15:43Now it's true
01:15:44No one could not make pay
01:15:46If a man would?
01:15:47Because regardless
01:15:48you spend your time worrying it can be quite unsettling figuring out someone else
01:16:08when you haven't figured out yourself everybody feels anxiety staring at the ground
01:16:17everyone feels apathy, lost until they're found
01:16:23I'm on the other side, I just don't want them to win
01:16:31be aware, don't let them in
01:16:34I'm on the other side, I'm on the other side
01:16:40I'm on the other side
01:16:46I'm on the other side
01:16:50I'm on the other side
01:16:53I'm on the inside
01:16:56The maker you don't know, you don't question nothing
01:16:59Wake up
01:17:02So just wake up
01:17:08On the other side
01:17:14On the other side
01:17:17On the inside
01:17:19On the other side
01:17:23On the other side
01:17:48I'm gonna tell you real soon, it's a surprise.
01:18:18One, two, go!
01:18:28Look, you're fucking freaking down.
01:18:38Ah, you got a few scratches.
01:18:40Come on, let's get it here.
01:18:42Now, a cat has nine lives, but a dog has ten.
01:18:49And not all of us can be the true alpha.
01:18:51Some of us need to make mistakes on the way.
01:18:54Dutch watched on and enjoyed his freaking nails.
01:18:58He was like a predator in the shadows.
01:19:03Connor's had a paddy, and he knew he fucked up.
01:19:06He thought sleeping dogs would lie.
01:19:08In life, you gotta let go of your fears and chase your dreams.
01:19:13When you make a mistake, there are only three things you should ever do about it.
01:19:17Admit it, learn from it, and don't bloody repeat it.
01:19:22Mistakes have the power to turn you into something better than you were before.
01:19:26When it's all said and done, and push comes to shove, the underdog takes over the pack.
01:19:35You gotta recycle the present to save the future.
01:19:54Kill them with success, and bury them with a smile.
01:20:08Now, Mongols that create their own drama deserve their own karma.
01:20:12If they stand beside you, you respect them.
01:20:27If they stand against you, you recycle them.
01:20:30That's another story in the dog's days of glory.
01:20:45I went back to form a new breed of English dog.
01:20:58But first, I had to deal with a couple of younger ruts.
01:21:02You're probably expecting me to say, I found Jesus and learned how to forgive.
01:21:16Or I started on a different path.
01:21:19One more righteous and respected.
01:21:22Well, the truth is, fuck that.
01:21:24You can't teach an old dog no tricks.
01:21:26Get the fuck out of here. I want to see a better man, dog.
01:21:56I want to keep on, dog, and a much better man than that.
01:21:57I need to sell.
01:21:58I need to be a better man.
01:22:00No more mistakes.
01:22:03Get the fuck out of here.
01:22:04When you're one, I wanted to keep on it.
01:22:06You just got it.
01:22:08You need to be a better man.
01:22:09You need to buy something.
01:22:11Get the fuck out of here.
01:22:13I don't want to see a better man.
01:22:15Everything's gonna be good.
01:22:17Make it better.
01:22:19You need to play something.
01:22:22Get it better.
01:22:24Get it better.