First.Dates.Ireland.Season 10 Episode 6
Show moreShow lessCupid's arrow is set to hit Irish shores this month when the brand new series of First Dates Ireland airs on RTÉ2. The restaurant doors will swing open bringing singletons from all over the country together in the hope of finding love.At the helm of the Irish First Dates restaurant is maître d' - Mateo Saina. Originally from Croatia, Mateo moved to Dublin in 2004 to take up a position at 'Browns on the Green'. Falling instantly in love with the city and its people, Mateo has lived here ever since. Joining Mateo is his team of merry matchmakers; barman Ethan Miles and waitress Alice Marr.The singletons who will visit the restaurant range in age from 20 to 70 plus. The unobtrusive cameras allow the daters to forget they are being filmed and start bonding. or not!Year started: 2016
Categories: Romance
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Show moreShow lessCupid's arrow is set to hit Irish shores this month when the brand new series of First Dates Ireland airs on RTÉ2. The restaurant doors will swing open bringing singletons from all over the country together in the hope of finding love.At the helm of the Irish First Dates restaurant is maître d' - Mateo Saina. Originally from Croatia, Mateo moved to Dublin in 2004 to take up a position at 'Browns on the Green'. Falling instantly in love with the city and its people, Mateo has lived here ever since. Joining Mateo is his team of merry matchmakers; barman Ethan Miles and waitress Alice Marr.The singletons who will visit the restaurant range in age from 20 to 70 plus. The unobtrusive cameras allow the daters to forget they are being filmed and start bonding. or not!Year started: 2016
Categories: Romance
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00:00To love everybody this is the first date's restaurant. Let's have some fun a
00:09Place where anything what have you gotten yourself into is possible. Are you ready?
00:15I'm shaking myself. I need some romance. An instant attraction. Hi. You're gorgeous.
00:23All of my women died, so don't get too close. All of my husbands died, so don't worry.
00:32A match made in heaven. You are just a big, tall drink of water, aren't you?
00:39A sudden shock to the senses. Oh, here we go.
00:44I live for the drama. None of these diners know what to expect.
00:49I'm actually getting engaged tonight. Absolutely. I won't send you dick pics.
00:53You are nailing this date, pal.
00:56What happens next? Oh, no. It's up to them.
01:02It's the moment of truth.
01:14Happy Valentine's Day.
01:15Got that sunshine in my pocket.
01:18I love working in the restaurant on Valentine's Day.
01:21Come on. Do ten.
01:23Everyone's having a date. You know, people are doing nice things for each other.
01:26That's incredible.
01:28Everyone's full of love.
01:29It's so weird.
01:30It's so weird.
01:31And do you know who loves it the most?
01:33Yeah.
01:34You know.
01:36My favorite day of the year.
01:44Roses are red.
01:46Violets are blue.
01:47That culture looks sexy.
01:49No, sexy as you.
01:50In the first dates restaurant, your dreams come true.
01:54It's that feeling.
01:55Got this feeling in my pocket.
01:57Who doesn't like a bit of romance?
02:00Oh, I love it.
02:07How are you?
02:08Yeah, all right?
02:08I'm going to find it.
02:10I feel my temperature rising.
02:12Daniel, an old school romantic disguised as a cheeky chap.
02:17Quite well disguised in fairness.
02:19What is love?
02:20That's, oh God, I wish you had asked me that before.
02:23I went to coppers last night.
02:27Rico, soave.
02:30Yeah, I work in a bar, so I answer to Dan, Dano, Daniel, Dylan, Chris, occasionally,
02:35whatever shouted at me.
02:37Hey, look that for my man, huh?
02:38I'm my best.
02:39I'm my best.
02:39I like the shirt and the color of the hair.
02:42The color of the hair.
02:43Mix reveals.
02:44Ma, you can pull it off.
02:45I've probably been across a bit of a charmer and a bit like a bit of a Jack the Lad.
02:49Got a few warnings on the way here.
02:51Be good.
02:52But I think everyone is a little bit.
02:54My ma and my nanny, like, don't mess.
02:57Don't be messing.
02:59I'm not that bad, I promise.
03:02What's your type?
03:04Not from dream that is a big thing.
03:05Not from where I live as a massive kid.
03:07Yeah, well, look, that makes sense.
03:08Because, like, I cannot go on a date with someone, get home, and my ma's telling me how it went,
03:13because she rang her ma, like, you know what I mean?
03:14Right, right.
03:15My ma is the nosiest human in life.
03:18So I brought a girl on my devs, and, like, it was never a serious thing.
03:22Yeah.
03:22But when she came to the house, my ma was talking to her ma, and to this day, my ma would be like,
03:28how's she getting on?
03:29Is she all right?
03:29She'd never admit this, right?
03:32But I don't think anyone will ever be good enough for my ma.
03:39If you had to rate yourself on a scale of one to ten, that's impossible.
03:43And, like, ten and zero all at once.
03:45She was a playboy, Bridget Bordeaux.
03:50When it comes to dates, blowings, a bit like Carrie from Sex and the City.
03:55She likes big.
03:56I like men that are so tall that people worry when they're, like, when they see me walking down the
04:01street with their, like, is she being kidnapped?
04:07Also, I'm bisexual, but then, you see, you can't ask me my type for women, because that's all of them.
04:11Hello, how are you?
04:14Hi, dear.
04:15Look at you.
04:17How do you feel?
04:18Good.
04:18You know, I mean, look, I'm a flirt.
04:20It's going to be fine.
04:23It's kind of, she's a whore, get her all to me.
04:26Like, it's law whore, I guess later whore, tell a fish to me.
04:28Follow me, love you.
04:32I have a lot of people asking me, like, how are you still single?
04:37And it's because no one good enough has presented themselves.
04:41And what are you hoping for tonight on the date?
04:45Oh, I love my life.
04:47Yeah, well.
04:48Nothing else, nothing short.
04:49Now, see, I know it doesn't sound serious coming out of my mouth, but, like, I am looking
04:54to meet, like, the love of my life, like.
04:55Like, I look at my nanny and granda, like, they're married, like, nearly 40 odd years.
04:59Like, that, like, that's what I want, like.
05:00You're in right hands here, you know.
05:02I'm sure that's what I'm hoping, like, I've been told to be looking after.
05:09I'm back.
05:11I'm back.
05:13Returning for a second first date, Ellie's left nothing to chance.
05:18She's even brought her own matchmaker.
05:21Hi, Mum.
05:22What should I be looking for now?
05:24Oh, look for someone who can't sit still, like yourself, that wants to jump around and
05:28neck around and go here and there and to never...
05:31I decided to come back to first date because I just loved the first time so much.
05:39And I made it really, really nice night.
05:40Hi, how are you?
05:42It wasn't really romantic, so we kind of just called a halt to it.
05:45But we're still really, really good friends.
05:47Yeah, girl.
05:48Stop it now.
05:49Ah, you look great.
05:50You look good, yourself.
05:51Oh, whoa.
05:54Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look.
05:57Be cool.
05:57The last one was good looking and lovely, so I have all my fate in you to find me
06:01someone really, really nice.
06:02I'm nervous.
06:03You don't have to be.
06:04He's going to be nervous when he sees you.
06:07I want a bit of a bad boy.
06:08What's wrong with me?
06:09Why do I want a bad boy?
06:11I want someone with an H, but not actually a bad boy.
06:14A good bad boy, yeah.
06:16I'm pretty sure they're around somewhere.
06:19Now, Dani.
06:19Hi, how are you?
06:20Hi, how are you?
06:21I'm Elie.
06:23How are you?
06:24Good, you're not bad.
06:26Go closer.
06:27Thank you, you look nice too.
06:28Where's the accent?
06:29Limerick.
06:30Limerick, nice.
06:31You're Dublin, are you?
06:32No, no, how could you tell?
06:36I've done this before, like.
06:37No way.
06:37Yeah.
06:38On here?
06:39Yeah.
06:39That's pressure already.
06:41It's like, didn't work once, your go, all right?
06:43I'll show on that tone as well.
06:50It's weird to be here before my date.
06:53I'm wishing I brought my phone.
06:54Okay, this one.
06:55I've got ADHD, I can't be.
06:58Yeah, but we all do.
06:59Oh, but I'm diagnosed.
07:04I'm very nervous about going on a blind date, especially since I do have a sneaking suspicion
07:08that I might have already dated every single man in Dublin.
07:10Mary is no stranger to the national game, but she's played her last regional fixture.
07:23Who chats you up?
07:25Lots of coaches.
07:26I am myself a proud coachee.
07:29Which is too far, she's road fronted, she's like, chat her up.
07:33I think I have just dated people who are very much like jimmers and gah heads.
07:39But I think I'm just kind of done with that.
07:41Yeah, you look gorgeous.
07:46I'd like someone different and just a bit spontaneous like myself.
07:50Let's bring you to your day.
07:51Okay, thank you.
07:52I've been in a few situationships, one long-term relationship and have only like been a relationship with men.
08:01What's your name?
08:05Hello.
08:06Hello.
08:07How are you?
08:07How are you?
08:08How are you?
08:08Nice to meet you.
08:10Yeah.
08:11How are you?
08:12Good.
08:12How are you?
08:13You're absolutely gorgeous.
08:14I love the green on you.
08:16It's really nice.
08:16Thank you very, very much.
08:17What's your name?
08:18Mary, sorry.
08:19Mary.
08:19Nice to meet you.
08:20Blaheen.
08:21Oh, I love the grey again.
08:22Very nice.
08:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:23I am a grey again.
08:24How are you?
08:25Oh, you should come on.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Oh, I love it.
08:29Well, it's Braulamnurthal Gaeilge, Eg, Dinégan.
08:33I find it really sexy.
08:35Carvastis.
08:36Uh, Kelorna.
08:37Okay.
08:38I live with my two cats.
08:40Very nice.
08:40They're both named Blowjob in different languages.
08:44Didn't see that one coming.
08:45My cats having those names is not surprising to anybody.
08:48Yeah.
08:49Within five minutes meeting me, you're like, yeah, that tracks.
08:52What are their actual names?
08:53Pompino and Pete.
08:54Pompino and Pete.
08:55Pompino is the Italian word for Glowjob.
08:57Pompino.
08:58Okay.
08:58And then Pete as in, don't I want to be?
09:02Yeah.
09:02Tell me about your d-
09:12Is that your natural hair colour?
09:14No.
09:15I was wondering.
09:16I literally dyed it two weeks ago.
09:18Did you?
09:18Everybody was like, have you actually dyed your hair before going on that television show?
09:24It'll take someone very special to win me over.
09:27I'm looking for just a genuine soul.
09:29Not someone now who is full of themselves, like.
09:31I used to do stuff like that when I was younger.
09:33Like, my hair was purple before.
09:35Right.
09:35It was blue.
09:36Okay.
09:36It was pink.
09:37Okay.
09:37It was red.
09:38Okay.
09:39It was black.
09:39Right.
09:40That's brown.
09:41Right.
09:41Bit of blonde going on.
09:42But I'm losing blonde because my hair's growing out now.
09:45Yeah.
09:46It's like my roots are black.
09:48Are you laughing when I'm saying my roots?
09:50Do you know what the trick is though?
09:52It's a toner.
09:53Because if you don't do a toner, obviously it goes into orange.
09:55Orange.
09:56I should probably be drinking more water.
10:06Anyway, I want to know about you.
10:08Okay.
10:09I am a trained primary school teacher.
10:11And I've been a primary school teacher for three years.
10:14And like, I do love it.
10:15It is great.
10:16It's like, the kids are fabulous.
10:18But like, I've done three years.
10:19I feel like I've done 30.
10:21You have to like, put a lesson plan together.
10:23And you've got to like, know where your cues are to get on to the next thing.
10:26And then you've got like, a little child heckler.
10:31Sorry.
10:31I'm like, so comparing it to a comedy set.
10:33It's because I'm a comedian.
10:34What?
10:35And I was like, who just...
10:36Are you an actual comedian?
10:37I'm an actual comedian.
10:38As opposed to us.
10:40No, and then they're like, oh, like...
10:41No, I just think I'm gas.
10:42No, yeah.
10:44And they're like, oh, because I'm a little comedian.
10:46Like, as in, like, I'm so funny.
10:47No, no, no.
10:48I'm a stand-up comedian and a TV presenter and a TV producer.
10:51I'm a pretty big two.
10:54I would never say that.
10:55Okay.
10:55Am I pink?
10:58I've got a big personality.
10:59And so I need to kind of learn that I need to sometimes make room for another personality.
11:05I'm an attention-seeking whore.
11:06It's your luck.
11:07You're honest about it.
11:09But I love making people laugh.
11:11And I think that that's a nice little superpower.
11:13Anyway, tell me about you.
11:21What's your favourite copy?
11:30I'm a simple girl.
11:31I like an Americano.
11:33Yeah, I'm an old flat white kind of guy.
11:34You look like a flat white guy.
11:39What's your usual type?
11:40I like to say I don't have a type, but I have more of a pattern.
11:43Okay.
11:44My pattern tends to be blonde to blue eye.
11:46Okay, and would you be happy with the blonde to blue eye today?
11:49It'd be nice to break that pattern.
11:51Okay.
11:56Behold, Alvin.
11:58Some lucky girls in for a real treat.
12:02And a bunch of roses.
12:03Do you think you're a good date?
12:04Definitely.
12:06Yeah, definitely 10.
12:0710 out of 10.
12:09When I decide to meet up with someone, it's always a good time.
12:18I like that.
12:19You've been brought up properly.
12:21I grew up and I've seen people in love.
12:24That's why I'd love to obviously get married, have kids and start my own family.
12:29That's a nice suit.
12:30Thank you, my man.
12:31You look dapper, man.
12:32Thank you, thank you.
12:33And I like your presence.
12:35You're calm, you protect.
12:36You're making me blush now.
12:37Come on, man.
12:38A man can also give a compliment.
12:39Ah, thank you a lot.
12:41This is my first blind date, but I'm not putting too much pressure in it.
12:45Just gonna go have fun.
12:47Hi.
12:48How about your flowers?
12:51They're so beautiful.
12:52You're welcome.
12:53Oh, jeez, you've got flowers.
12:55I've never had flowers bought for me before.
12:58They're not cheap ones bought in a garage.
12:59Thank you, I said that, I said that.
13:01Smooth, well done.
13:04Would you like a drink, sir?
13:05I'll drink what she's drinking.
13:07Yeah?
13:07Yeah.
13:08Nice and easy, huh?
13:09It's a good match already.
13:11I don't look at people and feel that attraction immediately.
13:17It could take a couple minutes, it could take a couple hours, it could take a couple dates.
13:21But once you've got a sexy personality, then that's all I need.
13:25So what do you work as?
13:27My job is boring.
13:28I work as a technical analyst.
13:30That tells me you're smart.
13:32You got some brains up there.
13:33I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I make music as well, so yeah.
13:36Okay, what kind of music?
13:38Pop, Afrobeats, R&B, contemporary.
13:40I love some Afrobeats, love some R&B.
13:43Yeah, I do.
13:44That's cool.
13:45Directing.
13:52You talk very fast.
13:53Do I?
13:54Yeah.
13:55Has anyone ever talked to that?
13:56No.
13:57I talk fast as well, love.
13:58Actually, I talk, yeah.
13:59I get told I talk this loud sometimes.
14:01Really?
14:02Yeah.
14:02Maybe it's just the accent.
14:05I don't know what it is, but I've liked this since I was a kid.
14:07I remember going to Guelta and coming back at 14 years of age, you know, because you know
14:12everything then, telling all my friends, no, listen, girls from the country are better looking,
14:16I promise, like.
14:19People think I sound like I'm from Cork.
14:21I did get that a little bit, like, yeah.
14:23I get a bit insulted, to be honest.
14:25Oh, yeah?
14:26Oh, yeah, no.
14:27No.
14:27What's wrong with Cork?
14:29Because then, like, people think like you sound like a culty.
14:32Do you know what a culty is?
14:34So, I have been having this debate recently.
14:36Come on.
14:38Do tell.
14:39Everybody from outside Dublin is a culty.
14:42Apart from, if you're from Galway, but Galway City, that's not culty.
14:47Why would you say I am someone?
14:50Culty, like.
14:51Oh, no.
14:52Wait.
14:53I'm not from Dublin.
14:54Date, it's over.
14:55Date over?
14:56No, you don't get a culty.
14:58But that's just what we call anyone from outside Dublin.
14:59But that's like a farmer.
15:01I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
15:02Oh, I'm slagging.
15:03What's wrong with farmers?
15:04It's more like a bogger.
15:05Well, like, yeah.
15:06But then a bogger is something different, like.
15:09Is it?
15:09Yeah.
15:10What's a bogger?
15:11It's you, like.
15:12A farmer, like.
15:13Diesel jumper, checked short, like, you are a full-scale bogger, like, yeah.
15:18Full-scale.
15:19B.S.
15:25B.S.
15:26B.S.
15:29L.
15:31Is for the way you look at me.
15:36O.
15:37Is for the...
15:38you both have great style thank you she's killing it yeah that's the aim you are but
15:43the flares are great you like them i really do let me see the flares
15:50here's menus and i'll come back in a few minutes thank you no problem
16:08so do you go on dates often already i'll be honest with you this is my first date in
16:18like a couple years people look at me and think i'm some sort of playboy
16:24i don't be going on dates that much but far from that i'm more like a church boy when was the last
16:31time you had a relationship i'd say like 2018 i've been i've been no listen listen let me let me line
16:41i've been in stock here that led that was leading to a relationship but like
16:46happens and what people nowadays call situations yeah but i'm not like i'm not the one to stress
16:53anything it's not working it's not working you're not gonna chase i'm only chasing you if if you're
16:59chasing me so yeah 50 50 i'm going to give what you are giving to me i'm going to reciprocate what
17:05you're giving yes sir i'm very picky because in the past i let a couple of people into my space
17:13and i just messed up my whole chakra so i'm very picky with who i let in now
17:18so here's something cheers
17:30so do you mainly date men or women or both i've been on very few dates of women
17:37someone asked me about my sexuality before i'm like sure if you ask me for years ago i'd be like
17:40straight but then someone said oh maybe you're like demisexual because you really want to get to know a
17:45person before you form any kind of attachment i like the wine not the label
17:52this is my first date with a woman are you
17:57i'm bisexual and i haven't dated a woman and so that does make me feel vulnerable but it does make
18:02me feel like maybe there's a woman out there that i should be looking at i was like oh she's definitely
18:09like looking at me being like oh like this one hasn't a clue oh my god no no no no it would be
18:14much more likely that you would be like that with me that's funny so what is love to you then oh goodness
18:21what a deep question
18:24naughty maybe i don't know because i don't know if i've ever been in love
18:28i told them whoever's right for me put me on a date with them well here we are i'm delighted so far
18:38oh my god they can't take their race off each other it's so good
18:47what's your type
18:48i don't have one you don't have one no like people that i like oh no wait i think having a
18:57thought like uh no you do i don't genuinely no i feel like everyone has one no that's what you like
19:04you do your face is all over girl of my dreams right but not from dublin ambitious intelligent
19:13good looking brunette i don't know listen i just want something sound like you know what i mean
19:20if someone's attractive they're attractive like whether they're blonde brunette okay i know that's
19:26fair enough so there won't be many girls not coming in and out on your channel i don't get many girls
19:30coming into the bar after going on back most of the girls that come up to the bar are in their 60s and 70s
19:36okay but i will flirt with them of course i will
19:42tell me something are you the first child are you the only child i'm a middle child are you so
19:50i have an older sister and a younger sister i always say i'm blessed to have a south african
19:55mother and an irish father god bless i just had irish parents i wouldn't know good food i wouldn't know
20:03you're on tv remember i'll say it again i wouldn't have good food i'm so sorry spice seasoning
20:10no one does a barbecue like a south african no do you like your food spicy i could do spicy how how
20:17much spice can you handle because i'm nigerian don't burn my mouth off please no i've been here
20:23close to eight years now so it's more like home my brother lives in clandalkin and i love my brother
20:30man because my mom is in america yeah my other brother is in america okay my dad is in nigeria
20:37so it's just me and my brother here in ireland yeah do you ever feel a little lonely yeah in all honesty
20:44sometimes yeah so yeah it's good to feel like you have family or something there yeah just something
20:51something oh wings thank you and i've got your drinks here that cocktail looks sexy
20:59no sexy as you oh nothing that's as sexy as me oh okay thank you
21:11do you know when people are attracted to each other touch of the hair
21:18the leaning in licking the lips sometimes you just pick up on a vibe though you know you go to a table
21:26and you just kind of feel it yeah i love oysters now how do you feel about oysters i don't think i've
21:35ever had oysters it's actually nice i like it because i like seafood okay it's very ocean-y
21:47okay well if we do it together i'll do it okay i just like passionate people someone that's like
21:53thirsty for knowledge you know i'm really like that i'm very curious do you like vinaigrette
21:58she might as well we're gonna do this together okay i think we're taking a shot yeah it's very like that
22:05there's nothing in your mouth
22:14it's still there it's still there okay you can do it you can do it can i yeah you're from carrie
22:24you love the ocean you love the ocean eat this
22:35that's really nice i am delighted for you oh my god eat up girl okay
22:51if you're out with the boys do you text the person that you're with or no well yeah obviously right
23:00i'm an idea i'm going into a nightclub here and i'm gonna talk for four hours enjoy that that's not
23:05great and another thing if you're with someone like do you introduce them to your friends of course
23:11why would you not introduce your friends have you went out with people who wouldn't introduce
23:17you for the year and a half i never met their friends that's awful it was sad to be honest i was it
23:26was negative but then i'm like it's actually positive now because now i know what i want
23:29i want a man a real man this feels like someone doesn't want to be part of their life like yeah
23:34yeah i felt very left out i think i deserve love because i'm a very loving person are you losing
23:41faith no i don't think i am no i've got friends of mine who are in really lovely relationships and i
23:47just feel like you know i'm still so young i just feel like there's a lot of people in the world
23:54do you go on loads of dates well you would have when i was younger okay but then like i got sick of it
24:02because like i was definitely on a spot where i didn't want to be seeing anyone like after my
24:08last relationship ended i definitely like went on a prolonged procession of feeling sorry for myself
24:13like have you had any dates recently no no really yeah oh i definitely went for a while where like
24:21i was dating a lot serious yeah but i was like i don't even want to be at this like i'm just doing it
24:27i feel like i have to know for the sake of it like yeah and then oh no that's the worst i feel
24:31like you get really sad you do you feel you feel worse yourself like being a fella we're probably not
24:37as good with our emotions and i'm i'm i'm worse than most like i'm very close off sometimes you're
24:44chasing something like and just or you're comparing it to like an old relationship yeah and you're like
24:49oh we don't get along as well yeah i think that's the whole thing about being that bit of a jack
24:53the lad like i put myself under a lot of pressure to appear a certain way like oh yeah but everything
24:58bounces off me so then you know like i don't like to let the masks slip like and i think that kind of
25:07leads me being a little bit lonely sometimes like it's time where i've had friends say to me
25:11and you see him around him no i'm nice i'm great i need someone like me a bit patient with that like
25:22i need to go back from now i'll be back in a bit here enjoy you can come in if you want
25:41hello how's it going thank you it's interesting yeah i don't know if i'm feeling it or not i think
25:53if it was another environment and he's having the approach he's having now i'd probably look at him and
25:59go oh really what's the approach like it's well just the kind of way he phrases some things is it
26:09like flirty what am i corny maybe it's nerves i should have had my hair up for a nervous reaction
26:23that's a very interesting route to go for like you know when someone's nervous they might be trying
26:29to like seem a certain way and maybe there's confident yeah and you kind of you can put your
26:33foot in your mouth with nerves sometimes that's the fit i'll take your word for it when people
26:41are like oh my god you've got such great balls to do this i'm first i'm like first of all balls are weak
26:48the vulva is strong people definitely see me and think there's a confident woman and they're not wrong
26:54but i am like the most insecure confident person that you'll ever come across i think that's true of
26:59a lot of comedians i do end up staying up very late getting things done because i should have done
27:03it during the day but i adhd myself i can be in a room full of people and still feel lonely i think
27:11that that comes with being neurodiverse obviously once you get diagnosed with something you can go
27:15back in your life and you're like oh it makes sense the way that i was like this or that or whatever
27:19people are going oh everyone's got adhd these days it's like no it's more that it wasn't visible like
27:26homosexuality or like being left-handed it's always been there and i am someone that is so
27:33open-minded i've tried reiki acupuncture and then i've also tried drugs and chemicals then of course
27:41there's like 20 percent of people that medication just doesn't work on and blah blah breadheads
27:45especially apparently what's up with that i know we're less susceptible to that like that we need like
27:51you need more for gingers i'm like what's that about because all you like had an incident
27:55where i need to get stitches and like he injected me like twice and he's like i can't give you any
28:00more he was like oh you're just gonna feel a lot of pain i was okay cool yeah you're like the hulk over
28:12hello hi how's it going um so he's blonde but as in like pete davidson eminim blonde
28:20yeah sorry just throw this down here for yourself you're a preferable no worries he did tell me i
28:29looked nice when i came in but i just don't know to be honest i don't think he likes me at all
28:35how are we getting on sweating buckets here what are you sweating unbelievable looking like yeah yeah
28:41are you happy out yeah i caught off guard a bit like oh really oh second i was like what am i doing
28:46here like maybe i'm doubting him i don't know just be doubting yourself you've had some conflict in
28:51yourself yeah and you're in real anyway very fine i'm so oblivious she could be sitting here with
28:57a dead straight face and i'd like she's in love with me i'd be sitting here touching the arm
29:00laugh at every joke i'm like no interest at all knock it out the park one you're doing great
29:12if you ever bump into stew from cork be sure to say hello maybe avoid the word hi i think people
29:20mean me and they probably think like jesus christ he's stunned i'm not it's actually just my personality
29:25oh stew what have you gotten yourself into i tend to think any dates i've gone on the the other
29:32person they've at least like enjoyed my company you're real you're not a hologram even if it's
29:39sometimes been like a nod your head and smile politely kind of way you're cute it's an icebreaker
29:47ah you're gonna break yes i can feel it i'm like a social introvert so i find my voice will get lost a lot
29:54in like pubs or clubs or big groups a one-on-one thing like this i can put my personality across i
30:01suppose yeah what are you doing by the trade can i ask you what's your three i work from home uh doing
30:07kind of like web development stuff tech support the moment i'm a part-time student i went back to do my
30:11bachelor's in counseling and psychotherapy oh cool we just really needed a shrink in the family and it
30:16seemed like the cheapest way so what are you looking for today um i have no expectation
30:24but i'm completely completely open to you know something awesome happening great man one said
30:30come as you are wise words indeed personified by lada who's come just as she is we all pretend we are
30:42better than we are when we are starting to date someone but what i try to do is just be myself
30:47because that's what you're getting
30:52what's your name lada wow nice to meet you i love your hair yeah before i met you you brighten up my day
30:59oh thank you are you ready to do this dating thing but let's do it anyway follow you for us too all right
31:09this is lada hi how's it going good nice to meet you i think i draw for guys who i can hold a
31:16conversation with and i really love people who are passionate about something oh my god it's
31:22yeah i'm nervous are you nervous say yes even if you're not say yes yeah okay good totally i do
31:28have the resting heart rate of like a drum and bass concert oh yeah yeah where are you from uh czech
31:33republic yeah what part uh it's chesky krumlov i don't know if you know it no no i just have prague
31:40and not prague of course yeah not prague i met a boy he was irish we moved to ireland together
31:48and then that didn't work out but in the meantime ireland managed to snatch my heart
31:54hi how are you we're not nervous do you think that you look there's a good lord do you think you look
32:09like keith davidson oh god do you think i do i'll take it if i do there's a resemblance a resemblance cool
32:21i'll find out
32:24hi i think i think you look a bit like general one uh olivia neil oh jesus i wish no i don't but
32:32i'm not gonna lie i have awful eyes like glasses are in the top pocket like but they're never on me
32:38my mates are like dan please like they'll be like what dan please dan is that your name
32:49you never told me your name did you i think i definitely introduced myself
32:53did no you definitely didn't say your name i think i did what did you say then probably daniel is that your name
33:00oh my god no you didn't say your name you didn't what's my name emily what
33:08ellie ellie ellie my name's not emily do i look like an emily no you look like an ellie
33:15i did fancy him definitely but i don't think he was certain me at all
33:19see i don't like not no one now do you know it's all a bit mysterious though for me to be honest
33:27hi
33:37moment of truth then do you think you'd like to see each other again
33:42maybe first no no no no no you can go first yeah i would yeah oh okay yeah i would as well
33:55thank you
33:58i didn't think you'd say yes i didn't think you'd say yeah really i'm very hard to read
34:03yeah you weren't giving off mysterious vibes i was like what's going on here no yeah i thought
34:07you were going to say no no i thought i was convinced you were going to say no oh okay
34:12bye see you now
34:15would you say that you fancied each other i let you go first i went first last
34:18no you go first again yeah i did yeah oh okay okay yeah no i did
34:23oh it's unbelievable though i was actually a bit like a bit shocked
34:30you're gonna put him out of his misery do you like pete davidson
34:34i do i do yeah everything for him yeah no thank god
34:40why can i tell me nanny all about it
34:42will you yes for yes
34:59the greatest thing you can ever learn is to love and to get love in return
35:04do you know anything about saint valentine i know it's named after saint valentino
35:09she died on february 14th that's why everybody goes out for a nice meal
35:24where was your last relationship it was in october and i've learned exactly what not to do
35:32again that's all that matters i learned this new thing you're not my business it's not my problem
35:39even if you hurt me as i drop you then you're no longer my problem
35:44when i was younger i used to have so much resentment towards people
35:48while growing older i realized you even having that much anger towards them
35:54a few makes them feel some type of you don't need empowered yes
35:58like when i know someone is preying on my downfall i'm like
36:03how good do you have to be to have someone feel that way about you yeah would you say that dating
36:09makes you feel vulnerable yeah because you're letting someone into your space or your life
36:16but regardless that's how you meet the right person
36:24go first go first no go on no you go ladies first i talk too much i don't talk much i want someone that
36:30talks that talks a lot because i don't talk much i'm a talker only if you make me feel comfortable
36:35you're doing a good job that's my job baby oh yeah all my friends are the quiet shy type and i'm like
36:42yap yap yap let me hear
36:47do you have a dog no i'm more of a cat person yeah i like both but i'm slightly less allergic to
36:53cats yeah than i am to dogs yeah it's weird you get people who have cats and they're allergic to cats
36:57cats are perfect and we need to suffer for them about halfway into lockdown i this is amazing oh
37:06is it i was wondering about this cheeky little factor gorgeous sorry yes i interrupted you rudely
37:11yeah no rudeness yeah you just distracted me from depressants off of lockdown it's such fun we all
37:18played a lot of games i spent like two months playing dnd like five times a week i'm not even joking
37:24it was amazing i only got into it about two months ago oh really i'm playing a human bard
37:32barter the best his name is alan great i just want to give him a really mundane ordinary ass name
37:38it's brilliant i racked up like 500 hours in the first like three months of lockdown or something
37:44insane i i'm fine i i'm not in need of therapy or anything this isn't an intervention
37:49maybe later it wouldn't work why is that it's called a saint pierre i think oh look at you and you're
38:00french i don't know i'm really into languages like you know ernoi tamer daughty la dini oh god like you
38:08know cool rock is marching there so my opinion would be okay if they don't speak irish they will
38:14i speak five languages irish english french russian sign language that's incredible i think it's an
38:29attractive quality to speak a lot of languages like i'm good thank you how are you to want to be
38:34educated and to appreciate education it's very very hot i'm definitely like kinesthetic i learn like
38:39quite like by doing yeah here's me like basically probably telling you to off while i'm not doing
38:47on for a bit yeah i've never asked what you do for the body oh oh i just like oh i just go
38:53like this like be careful with that now you don't want to be getting yourself into any cults
39:02d and d was like your lockdown hobby what's your main other um outlets i suppose
39:08i've read 57 books so far this year 57. fuck a duck that's that's mad i'm reading a good book on like
39:17the anthropological history of goth music in the uk okay yeah i'm i'm just like look i need to take
39:26myself off the date market even more so i'm just gonna read this book honestly i think it's great
39:33well terry pratchett said the most fun you can have by yourself is writing so i'd extend it
39:39with all due respect to him and say the most fun you can have by yourself yeah but that sounds too
39:44smart i consume the content everyone can write so you create yourself do you write i have written
39:52a novel so yeah okay what type of a novel it's just about a bunch of people in their late 20s
39:58oh is it somewhere can i can i find it somewhere no i never got it published but it sort of
40:06functioned as like a ritual spell on my own life the protagonist he ends up leaving a shitty job and
40:13meeting the love of his life i finished writing that book and at the same time i met the love of my
40:18life and left my shitty job so i wrote that novel kind of got into late 20s got into a big relationship and
40:25as that does it kind of put a hold on a bunch of other stuff there's no doubt that i kind of rested
40:32on my laurels in that relationship once i found the one it was like job done i unlocked the happy ending
40:40and you do that you know with the best of intentions but you kind of you stop developing
40:44i never really went back to it you sure what are you trying to do
41:01so how are we doing this i'll pay for it don't worry you're gonna pay for it all yeah
41:15how are you i've never had someone pay full bill for me before i've never had that no i've paid for
41:25meals for people before but then i've never got it back though oh my god i'm so happy it's happened
41:31tonight this is the first time for everything well done thank you would you think you'd like to see
41:39each other again yeah it's just yeah i like her she's cool yes good little bit of connection i like
41:52someone who's also passionate about music and what they do this is our lovely area here oh i was nervous
42:00at first but she eased me into the whole day and everything is weird hey i know this one
42:08thank you i'd like to know more i haven't been able to figure out what kind of person he is yet
42:15if you're dating someone and wish to take the relationship to the next level
42:19gifting them with six roses is a perfect way to express those feelings subtly
42:24so last year i got out of a long-term relationship so i was like super fun
42:42it was six years and we were engaged i think when we broke up i went on a few dates and it was grand
42:51but you know my heart wasn't really in it and you know stopped doing that like last summer and then
42:56since then i've just been like kind of dating myself and you know kind of yeah she taught me love and
43:03she taught me loss as well and if you've only ever experienced one sorry you only have half the story
43:10so now i have the full story and it's uh it's time for the sequel i went through something similar
43:16but a few years ago my last big relationship ended not well that was not a fun breakup at the time
43:28i felt like my world has ended because we were together for i think six years six and six oh was it
43:35six years for you as well oh great what a great number yeah just missing one more six special little mark
43:44it's okay now obviously uh but i think it was important for me to go through that because i
43:50you know i learned a lot i know people who have never been single in their life
43:56it's so weird and i feel like you need to learn to be with yourself before you can actually get into
44:03a relationship with someone else god i hate using the word blessing and i really want to use it right
44:08i was gonna say like it's a blessing in disguise yeah take it back it's true though you're right
44:15also take it back it's like i'm fine on my own but also sometimes you just feel like you want to you
44:20know like have that someone you can whatever you know 100 you know so yeah
44:27i know it's it's it's good to want it back after a certain point i think
44:39i am very refreshed though that you're not like looking at me being like oh it's the baby game
44:45to be honest that makes me kind of proud that you thought that i was like a grown lesbian i love that
44:50so i'm going to put this here it's okay i'm happy to pay okay now i prefer to split
45:00but like i'm happy to pay don't look at me but all right well to end this awkwardness that'll be
45:07great there's definitely a connection there and i would like to see where it can go
45:14hello hello hello
45:24i'll go for it i really liked your company i just had a great time and so i'd be happy to see
45:37wherever it goes i was very much of the same capacity that i would like to meet you again
45:44she was just very unapologetically herself and i love that here do you want my jacket
45:54like as soon as i sat down everything was like so chill so nice and like you really made me feel
45:59just like so at ease thank you i was actually feeling like do you fancy each other yeah yeah
46:08there'd be no universe in which it would be okay to not want to know more about you so stop oh my god
46:19that's way too nice i can't do it from kerry can't do a conference get over it you're hot okay
46:24yeah what was i gonna say i don't know because i forgot what we were talking about it's gonna be
46:38really clever it was cool it's just really easy going a wee bit of heartbreak and optimism mixed in
46:45together guys as they say all good things must come to an end i think that's a lie but i'm picking
46:53this up by the way so did you fancy her oh yeah yeah thank you
46:59hello stranger hello would you like to see each other again romantically uh personally uh i would
47:16like to watch you know yeah sweet class actually who doesn't like a bit of romance he writes books i
47:27read books it's perfect yeah i mean even on a transactional level yeah just take this memento
47:39we had a great conversation it did not feel like uh we were sat there for a very long time
47:44it's a pleasure come on see it take care see you later bye bye there seems to be a lot of common
47:49ground so to me it makes sense to just keep exploring regardless of where it leads it's already been
47:59awesome we love because it's the only true adventure
48:07love is being vulnerable being open being selfless
48:18it's like you just have your best friend around all the time
48:21you're a soulmate yeah that's that's why they came up with the word isn't it
48:25comfort and safety like just knowledge that you can like count on that person
48:29also oral sex it's the ability to just do normal things would be completely amazed by the only
48:37thing
48:45thank you very much we're back i'm a big goofball at the end of the day
48:52hey old primitive frog here hello now would all your friends be dead
48:58i'd lie on the wall i don't have anybody oh god you don't get steamy in the kitchen
49:04you're a giver and i'm a take you gotta do what you gotta do to make the person like you we're
49:09doing a smitharoo
49:39we're doing a smitharoo