Ayza (Ryza Cenon) and Roda (Eunice Lagusad) join forces to help their dad find love. But the woman they meet seems too good to be true. Is she really the one for Douglas (Ogie Alcasid), or is she hiding something?
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang gabi
00:05At pangarap na sa isang tapi
00:09Kaya ay yung laking buha
00:12Nang aking baby
00:16Di naman ito ng hitla
00:19Kaming lahat ay nag-gulat
00:23Sa sarisang sumang gulat
00:26Ay robot!
00:27Ay robot pala
00:30At aming robot pala
00:33Ngunit walang problema
00:37Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:40Ay robot!
00:44The Little Brothers Band
00:46Funkin' it down with the Bokobo Brothers
00:49Hit it to class!
00:52Si Mrs. Sa'y kalit na
00:55Lagi kasing lasing si Mr.
00:59Umisip siya ng paraan
01:03Kung paano to titigil sa inuman
01:07Paso ang kinuha ko
01:10Ang isang tubig ay inigay ko
01:12Ang isang alak ang pinuhos ko
01:14Ha!
01:15Magpasta mo!
01:16Paso ng tubig nilagyan ng bulate
01:19Bulate ay lumangoy, lumangoy
01:23Paso ng alak nilagyan ng bulate
01:26Pobreng bulate
01:28Pobreng bulate
01:29Ay patay agad
01:32Sigurman ay nakita mo
01:34Ang epekto ng alak sa'yo
01:36Ito naman ang masasabi ko
01:38Ang minong walang bulate
01:40Iyay!
01:41Siguro!
02:10isang matinding fireworks
02:12para maaliw si tatay.
02:14Okay, yun.
02:16Magal na idea.
02:18Alam niyo, hindi yan ang magpapakasaya
02:20sa tatay ninyo.
02:22Ang hinahanap ng tatay ninyo ngayon
02:24yung kilig.
02:26Nagahanap siya ng kilig.
02:28Kilig in English, shudders, chills.
02:30Gusto niyong alugin ko si tatay
02:32para siya'y manganig.
02:34Hindi, hindi yun ang ibig kong sabihin.
02:36Alam niyo,
02:38yung mga kids ganito yan eh.
02:40Yung tatay ninyo ngayon,
02:42very lonely.
02:44Gahanap siya ng pag-ibig.
02:46Kailangan magkaroon na ng
02:48girlfriend rin ng tatay ninyo.
02:50Kailangan ngayon
02:52para hindi puro trabaho
02:54ang iniisip niya.
02:56Ayokong magka-girlfriend si tatay.
02:58Ako din ayoko.
03:00Ayoko.
03:02Yan ang sinasabi ko sa inyo.
03:06Ang iyiyak ang tatay niyo. Masakit ang puso niya. Masakit. Nag-iisa.
03:24Papabayaan nalang natin siyang parati nilang ganyan.
03:25We're going to have to wait for him to be like this.
03:30Hello, hello, are you going to eat?
03:32You know, Kat, I'm going to see you again.
03:35I'm hungry.
03:37Hey, I'm going to tell you.
03:39I'm going to tell you when we're going to be like this.
03:42Okay.
03:43Do you want your business, Kat?
03:46What's wrong?
03:48You're not going to be a big deal.
03:50You're not going to be a big deal.
03:52Wait, wait, wait.
03:53What's going to do?
03:55What's going to happen?
03:56Oh, my.
03:57What's going to happen?
03:58What's going to happen?
04:00What's going to happen?
04:02Wait, wait, wait.
04:04Do you know what's going to happen?
04:06We're going to have a stock in the past.
04:08Yes.
04:09Do you know?
04:11Yes.
04:12Good morning.
04:14Hi.
04:15Actually, no.
04:20I want to know you.
04:22I'm Nicole.
04:23I'm the lad of the business.
04:25I'm the lad.
04:26I'm going to go and leave.
04:27Let's go.
04:28Let's go.
04:29Let's go.
04:30What's up?
04:31Let's go.
04:32Let's go.
04:33Hello?
04:34Hello?
04:35Hello?
04:36Hello?
04:37Hello?
04:38Hi.
04:39No, no, no.
04:40Don't touch me.
04:41If you can sell my purse.
04:42It's the only way he's raised!
04:46What is that?
04:48What's that?
04:49He's a jerk.
04:50It's his face!
04:52It's the same thing.
04:54It's not the same.
04:56It's the same way.
04:58It's the same thing in shape.
05:00I have to go, you know.
05:02What's that?
05:04It's just a fun, you know.
05:06It's fun.
05:08I'm not a very wrong talk.
05:10I'm not a very wrong talk.
05:12I'm not a very wrong talk.
05:14Ate, you're a beautiful girl.
05:16Yes, you're a baby.
05:18Yes, you're a baby.
05:20Who is your name?
05:22Electrician?
05:24Our daughter.
05:26Our daughter.
05:28Is it your daughter?
05:30Can you tell her?
05:32Just go there.
05:34I'll show you.
05:36I'll show you.
05:40Let's go.
05:42Nice meeting you.
05:44Nice meeting you.
05:58Sam,
06:00you're not going to be able to do my hair.
06:04Puting buhok.
06:06Eh, I think it's a little buhok
06:08that's what's going to do with me.
06:10It's a little buhok.
06:12You're not going to be able to do my hair.
06:14I'm going to be able to do it.
06:16Partial.
06:18You're going to be able to do it.
06:20Stop!
06:22Um!
06:24Uncle Kitos!
06:26May nakita na kaming girlfriend para kay Tatay.
06:28Yes.
06:30Hey, Fred.
06:31Tama ba'y naranig ko, girlfriend?
06:32Opo, Tatay.
06:33Nicole ang pangalan niya.
06:35Siya po yung may-ari dun sa tinatayong business sa tapat.
06:38Ah, maganda ba eh?
06:41Super!
06:42Eh kung ganun, akin na lang.
06:44Pwede, napasave na yung kay Tatay.
06:47Bye!
06:48Say!
06:49Say!
06:50Opo.
06:51Hindi ko yata makintindihan na.
06:52I'm safe din.
06:53According to Uncle Kito,
06:55kailangan niyo na daw po magka-girlfriend
06:57para kiligin.
06:59Teka, sandali lang.
07:01Unang-unang, hindi ko kailangan kiligin.
07:03At pangalawa, hindi ko kailangan ng girlfriend.
07:05Ah, Douglas.
07:06Ah, please.
07:07There is no sense in denying.
07:10Alam mo.
07:11Yan o, yan o.
07:12Kitang-kita o.
07:13Umiiyak ka.
07:14Umiiyak ka.
07:15Lumuluha ka.
07:16Umiiyak, kaya kong iiyak.
07:18Dahil hinihiwa ko.
07:19Hinihiwa mo!
07:20Hinihiwa mo!
07:21Hinihiwa mo ang pulso mo!
07:22Hawa ka natin siya!
07:23Hawa ka natin siya!
07:24Hawa ka natin siya, Douglas!
07:25Hindi mo kailangan ipaka-usok.
07:26Chika babes lang yan, Douglas.
07:27Chika babes lang siya.
07:30Tay, kaya namin po ito ginagawa.
07:32Dahil gusto namin maging masaya po kayo.
07:36Oh, ganun ba?
07:37It's all for your happiness, Douglas.
07:48Hi, Ate Nicol!
07:49Hi!
07:50Ah, Ate Nicol.
07:51Ito na po siyong tatoy namin.
07:53Siya rin po electrician.
07:55Douglas po pangalit niya.
07:56Hi!
07:57Tapay, hi daw!
07:59Ano ka ba saan?
08:04Hi!
08:05Ah, may tatanong lang po ko para sure na niyon.
08:09May boyfriend na po ba kayo?
08:11Ano ka ba?
08:12Wala wala.
08:14Wala!
08:15Wala!
08:16Ah!
08:17As makakahiya kayo ah!
08:21Hi!
08:22Ano?
08:23Sayayin na naman gulit!
08:24Gagayin sa hand ah!
08:25Day in!
08:26Day!
08:27Day!
08:28Day!
08:30Ah, Nicol!
08:32Pwede ba ang ano?
08:36Sure!
08:376pm available ako.
08:39Dinner mamaya?
08:40Yes!
08:41Yay!
08:44Yay!
08:45Yay!
08:46Perfect!
08:57Try mo.
08:58Favorite ka to.
09:00Favorite ka to.
09:01Favorite ba yan?
09:07Sarap!
09:10Try mo yung favorite ko?
09:12Ito.
09:17Ano yan?
09:18May layla?
09:19Ano yan?
09:20Basta gulay!
09:22Combo yan!
09:23Combo!
09:24Combo!
09:25Karate!
09:28Sit-out.
09:29Sit-out!
09:30I like the sit-out kata!
09:32Hmmmm.
09:35Wow!
09:36Bonn!
09:37Bonn!
09:38Dabang sweet!
09:39Sweet sweet maltobras!
09:44Ami...
09:45May...
09:46May, may nuta ka?
09:48Oh, o!
09:49Oh na na na!
09:50Oh na na na na!
09:51Oh!
09:52Hey!
09:53Hey, what's up?
09:55Sorry, sorry.
09:57Sorry, Brad.
09:59Sorry.
10:03Um, you know,
10:05you're different.
10:07Why?
10:09There are two people who are doing it with me.
10:13That's how my face is.
10:15Yes.
10:17Yes.
10:19First, my late wife, Chonah.
10:25Ah,
10:27it's been a long time ago.
10:29Yes, it's been a long time ago.
10:31So, my role is for my parents.
10:37Um,
10:39you know, it's just a couple of times, no?
10:43Because I, well,
10:45it's not our parents.
10:47It's been a long time ago.
10:49It's been a long time ago.
10:51It's been a long time ago.
10:53I'm a long time ago.
10:55It's been a long time ago.
11:01You're a little bit.
11:03I mean,
11:05I've done everything for my parents.
11:07I love them because they're a part of me.
11:11They're like,
11:13they're like,
11:15It's a long time ago.
11:16It's been a long time ago.
11:23Nicole.
11:24Please.
11:35Hey,
11:36not too old,
11:36toys.
11:37hemmm.
11:38Be
11:45I'm not going to be able to do this, but I'm not going to be able to do this.
11:52I'm not going to be able to do this.
12:15I'm not sure how to fight this man.
12:17I'm not sure how to fight this man.
12:19I'll be right back.
12:21I'll be right back.
12:23I'll be right back.
12:27Oh, this is your dad.
12:29He's not the man.
12:31He's gone.
12:33He's gone.
12:35He's gone.
12:37He's gone.
12:41He's gone.
12:43Did you leave him when he was working?
12:45No, he's still alive.
12:47He's still alive.
12:49He's still alive.
12:51He's still alive.
12:53He's still alive.
12:55I'm still alive.
12:57No, they're not.
12:59They're on the date night with Nicole.
13:01Yes, they're on the date.
13:05They're on the date night with Nicole.
13:07I don't want to tell them.
13:09I'm sure there's nothing to happen.
13:11He needs to be there for guidance.
13:23Good morning everybody!
13:25Good morning, Tatay!
13:27What a beautiful day!
13:29Beautiful meaning good-looking, lovely.
13:33Yes!
13:35Hi, Nicole!
13:39Hi!
13:45Ah, Tatay?
13:46Yes, yes?
13:47Okay ka lang?
13:48Of course! Me?
13:49I'm cool!
13:51How's your date?
13:53The best!
13:54The best!
13:55Woo!
13:56Tatay!
13:57Where am I going to go?
13:58Ako?
13:59Ah, itutuloy ko lang yung...
14:01...naputul kong...
14:02...panagginip!
14:04Tito Beloy, pala namigid ko ang ulo.
14:09Anong gagawin mo sakin, mahal kong pangang Ken?
14:13Huwag butong titignan.
14:15Kakapain mo lang.
14:16Ulaan mo kung anong nasa loob.
14:18Anything for you, pangang Ken.
14:21Kaya mo yun din san?
14:22Okay, walang balakan.
14:23Kakapain ko.
14:24Ilulusot ko yung kamay ko sa box.
14:25Okay.
14:26Mabalahibo.
14:27Mabalahibo.
14:28Kurek!
14:33Mamasa-masa!
14:34Kurek!
14:35Teka, nahihira pan ako eh.
14:37Hindi ko mahulaan.
14:38Siret na, siret.
14:39Anong basa.
14:40Anong basa.
14:41Mabalahibo.
14:42Kurek!
14:43Kurek!
14:44Kurek!
14:45Kurek!
14:46Kurek!
14:47Kurek!
14:48Kurek!
14:49Kurek!
14:50Kurek!
14:51Kurek!
14:52Kurek!
14:53Kurek!
14:54Kurek!
14:55Kurek!
14:56Kurek!
14:57Pusa!
14:58Pusa?
14:59Eh, bakit manipis?
15:01Eh, siyempre, manipis!
15:03Nasagasaan eh!
15:04Yaaah!
15:09Eew! Eew!
15:10Eew!
15:11May panibil mo yan! Puro kakalukohan!
15:12Hello!
15:13Kupang nino! Ah, ito na!
15:14Water delivery!
15:15Sent ko na!
15:16Very good! Very good timing!
15:17Sige, sige!
15:18Malapit na kami maubusan!
15:19Ah, sige, sige!
15:20Go ahead!
15:21Ah, totoy, totoy!
15:22Naging mo na doon sa water dispenser!
15:23Oh!
15:24Totoo!
15:27Uy!
15:28Uy!
15:29Nakaba!
15:30Kaya pa lang hindi ka makapag-isang trabaho dahil tinutunog mo yung trabaho mo!
15:32Uy!
15:33Iseng!
15:34Uy!
15:35Ano ko?
15:36Nakakaya naman dito ko?
15:37Nakabaga!
15:38Ako na lang po!
15:39Kaya ko po si Kuya Totoy!
15:41Nakusama!
15:42Kaya mo buhatan ng Kuya Totoy, ma'am!
15:44Ah!
15:45Ano ka ba naman, Jay?
15:47Sa tingin mo si Sam, makakayang buhatan si Totoy?
15:49Laki-laki niyan!
15:50Ang ibig niya sabihin, kaya niyang gisingin si Totoy!
15:54Hindi po!
15:55Kasi...
15:56Ay!
15:57Hindi!
15:58Yoon nga yung kaya niyang gawin!
15:59Ang gisingin si Totoy!
16:00Ah!
16:01Iseng!
16:02Pasan siya man!
16:03Wala nang magbobot!
16:04Ma'am sa iyo!
16:05Kasi tulog ka ng tulog!
16:06Bagaan pampalan!
16:08Hold up to!
16:16Ah!
16:17Ah!
16:18Ah!
16:19Ah!
16:20Ah!
16:21Ah!
16:22Ah!
16:23Ah!
16:24Nasasuggest lang!
16:25Ah!
16:26Aran!
16:27Ah!
16:28Ah!
16:29Ah!
16:30Aaaaaaay!
16:31Aaaaaaay!
16:34Ay, asana?
16:42Ha-haay!
16:43Bumalik kay Gizka at nagsama pa!
16:48Rave!
16:49Rave!
16:50Hey! Hey! Hey!
16:51Si Pero ito! Ano ka ba?
16:53Eloy!
16:54Dave, sinasabi.
16:55Oh, iska, Eloy!
16:55Ah.
16:56Ah.
16:57Look!
16:58Bakit?
16:59Ahem.
17:00Magpapaahit kami.
17:01Ahita mo kami.
17:01Sige na.
17:02Ay, naku, yung gaybisi ako.
17:03Humainhintay ako!
17:04Humainhintay.
17:05Sige na, kami na mag-aahit.
17:07Bala ka na dyan.
17:08Kaya nga nang ito ka naahit mo.
17:09Basta ha?
17:10Basta ha?
17:11Pag may tumatay ha?
17:12Gahit ma lang kayo ha?
17:13Okay.
17:14Uy!
17:16Uy!
17:17Uy!
17:18Lalaki!
17:19Ay babot!
17:23Ay babot!
17:28Ay, hindi ka ba kakaas?
17:30Sige.
17:31Ano ka malali mga iniisip ma?
17:34Mala akong problema, darling.
17:36Ay, ang kanan naman.
17:37Di ba, sinabi ko sa'yo, pag may problema ka, problema natin dalawa.
17:41Magkatuwang tayo sa problema.
17:42Oh, ngayon, anong problema natin?
17:43Oh, now, what's our problem?
17:45We're going to wait. We're the father.
17:48Huh? How can you do that?
17:50Why did you do that with us?
17:56Hey, you're the only problem.
17:58We're the biggest problem.
18:00Why did you do that with us?
18:03Don't worry, Katrina.
18:06Even if you do that,
18:08I'll never change you.
18:10You'll be cute.
18:13Oh, I'm so sweet.
18:16I'm so sweet.
18:18I'm so sweet.
18:20I'm so sweet.
18:22We're the only problem.
18:24Why do you do that with us?
18:26It's so fast.
18:28Why did you do that with us?
18:30Why did you do that with us?
18:32Why did you do that with us?
18:34Hey, Jay.
18:36If you do that with us,
18:38we're going to do that with us.
18:40Why, Gops?
18:41Tumingin ka nga sa salamena.
18:42Tingnan mo kung sinuang mukhang sinungpa sa atin.
18:45Ang pampal ng baba mo!
18:47Alataba mo!
18:48Pali na!
18:49What's up?
18:50Away kayo ng away dyan.
18:51Tchoo!
18:52Tchoo!
19:05Alam mo, Douglas.
19:06Parang okay talaga yan si Nicole.
19:09Si Nicole?
19:10Hindi lang okay.
19:12Okay na okay.
19:14Ayan!
19:15Maganda?
19:16Opo.
19:17Maganda?
19:18Opo.
19:19Maganda.
19:20Ang galing niya pong magayos, Tita Nicole.
19:23Nicole.
19:24Nakakaya naman sa'yo.
19:26Naabala ka pa namin.
19:28Oo, okay lang yun.
19:29Alam mo, talagang mahilig ako magayos ng bahay.
19:33At saka pati pagluto.
19:35Minsan pagluto ko kayo ng specialty ko, Ka Elliot.
19:38Pa Elliot.
19:39Pa Elliot?
19:40Ay, Nicole.
19:41Ay, Nicole.
19:42Baka napapagod ka na eh.
19:43Salamat!
19:44Alam mo, Nicole.
19:45Lalo akong umilip sa'yo eh.
19:46Napakaswerte naman ang lalaping mamahalin mo.
19:48Talaga?
19:49Talaga?
19:50Talaga?
19:51Alam mo.
19:52Alam mo.
19:53Alam mo.
19:54Alam mo.
19:55Alam mo.
19:56Alam mo.
19:57Alam mo.
19:58Alam mo.
19:59Alam mo.
20:00Alam mo.
20:01Alam mo.
20:02Alam mo.
20:03Alam mo.
20:04Alam mo.
20:05Alam mo.
20:06Alam mo.
20:07Alam mo.
20:09Alam mo.
20:11Alam mo.
20:12Ah, Nicole, baka gusto mo nang maiinom kasi wala kaming softdrinks j McCoy.
20:17Alam mo.
20:18Alam mo.
20:19Alam mo.
20:20Alam mo, mineral water ba yan?
20:21Ay, uuu naman.
20:22Binili pin namin to sa tindahan ni lakat.
20:24Malinis to.
20:25Alam mo.
20:27Ig otra?
20:28Mmm!
20:29Ah hindi.
20:30Sige.
20:32Niin mo naku nauuhaw eh.
20:33I don't know what's going on.
20:35I don't know what's going on.
20:37I don't know what's going on.
20:41Sam, what's going on here?
20:43Why all of them are going to be bald?
20:47If you don't have a bigot,
20:49you'll probably know what happened to us.
20:51What? What's going on here?
20:53I don't trust you.
20:55I don't trust you.
20:57I don't trust you.
20:59You're good.
21:01If you haven't seen it,
21:03I'll be afraid of you.
21:05Let's try it.
21:07Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
21:09What's up?
21:11Dad!
21:13Dad!
21:14I don't believe what happened to us.
21:16What happened to us?
21:18We got a bigot in our family.
21:21Bigot?
21:23That's a bad thing.
21:25Really?
21:26I don't know why it happened to us.
21:29I didn't see it.
21:31I saw it.
21:32I saw it.
21:33I saw it.
21:34I saw it.
21:35Sam,
21:36do you have an idea
21:37why it happened?
21:38I didn't know.
21:39I need to study it.
21:41Why did you ask her?
21:44Is she a genius?
21:46Ah, no.
21:47I'm not sure if Sam
21:48can't be able to go out there.
21:50You can see that you can see it.
21:52You can see it.
21:54Aisa.
21:55Ito,
21:56ito yung point mo?
21:58Ah, ganito po siya.
21:59Mama!
22:00Isa!
22:01Aisa!
22:02Eh!
22:03Roda!
22:04Kuya!
22:05I love it!
22:08I love it!
22:11I love it!
22:14Nicole, why is it like that?
22:16Why are we having a bigot?
22:18What's this? What's this?
22:20What's this?
22:21Do you know what it is?
22:22What?
22:23It's crazy!
22:25I can do it!
22:26I can do it!
22:27It's done!
22:28What's this station?
22:30What's this station?
22:32What's your business?
22:33Yes.
22:34What's this station?
22:36What's this station?
22:37What's this station?
22:38Yes.
22:39Ah, hi, best friend.
22:40Ah, bigote ka na rin?
22:41Oo.
22:42Meron na rin kung bigote.
22:44Ah.
22:45Kat!
22:46Uy!
22:47Pasensya ka na ah.
22:49Water station din kasi yung tinayo ko.
22:51Well, okay lang naman siguro na.
22:53Kasi hindi ko naman naagawin yung mga customers mo.
22:55May sookie naman ako.
22:57It's raining.
22:58Ay, hindi.
22:59Best friend, okay lang, Nicole.
23:01Alam naman ako eh, okay lang sa akin lahat.
23:03Tsaka yung friendly competition.
23:05Walang pagbens.
23:06Talaga.
23:07Oo.
23:08Tsaka alam mo na.
23:09Feeling ko naman hindi naman sila lilipat sa akin.
23:11Ano?
23:12Samayon.
23:13Anong samayon?
23:14Ah! Samayon! Samayon!
23:16Samayon!
23:17Samayon!
23:18Samayon!
23:19O tatayo pa ako ng isang water station.
23:21Samayon?
23:22Mm-mm.
23:23Samayon daw mag tatayo siya ng water station.
23:25Amal na puputukan doon ngayon.
23:27Ang ano, init di ba?
23:28Kailangan rin itong bed.
23:30Parang hindi, hindi ko eh.
23:33Ayan, kailangan mo di maglagay ng bibode para hindi ka paghinalaan ng mga tao.
23:40Tiyawa.
23:41Hmm.
23:42Bagay pa na sa'yo eh.
23:44Ayos ni Samayon.
23:45Ah!
23:46Ayos ni Samayon.
23:47Kamusta ang analisis?
23:48Sa tubig nga ba?
23:49Opo.
23:50May hinalo na chemical sa tubig.
23:51Kaya naapetuhan.
23:52Chemical?
23:53Eh ano naman yun?
23:54Androgen.
23:55Aha!
23:56Kilala ko yun.
23:57Ang galing-galing mag-wrap nun.
23:58Si Gamol.
23:59Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:00Hey uncle, si androgen.
24:01Oo nga.
24:02Oo nga.
24:03Ano ba yung androgen?
24:04Male hormone po na nagpapabilis ng tubo ng buho.
24:06May hinalo na chemical at tumataas ang level ng androgen ang iinom.
24:12Ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:13Ha-ha-ha!
24:14Ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:15Kailangan imbestigahin natin to.
24:17Eh uncle, saan naman natin imbestigahan?
24:19Pwes!
24:20Saan ba nang gagaling ang lahat ng tubo ng buho?
24:21O nga!
24:22O nga!
24:23Ano ba yung androgen ang iinom?
24:24O nga!
24:25Ano ba yung androgen?
24:26O nga!
24:27Ano ba yung androgen yan?
24:28Male hormone po na nagpapabilis ng tubo ng buho?
24:29May hinalo na chemical at tumataas ang level ng androgen ang iinom.
24:31Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:32Kailangan imbestigahin natin to.
24:34Eh uncle, saan naman natin imbestigahan?
24:38Pwes!
24:39Saan ba nang gagaling ang lahat ng tubig na iniinom natin?
24:43Wow!
24:51Sam!
24:52Tingnan muna natin kung talagang tulog si Totoy yan.
24:56Totoy!
24:59Totoy!
25:00Totoy!
25:01Totoy!
25:03Tolog!
25:04Pasok!
25:08Yan.
25:09Kailangan maghanat tayo ng ebedensya dito, okay?
25:11Sige.
25:12Examinin mo.
25:18May mga fingerprints!
25:20Fingerprints!
25:22Yan, yan.
25:23Ebedensya yan.
25:24Kaninong fingerprints ang nandiyan.
25:27Kay kuya Totoy.
25:29Eh siyempre may fingerprints ni Kuya Jey dito sila kasi lang may ali nito eh.
25:30Wala na bang ibang ebedensya kamakita dyan?
25:31Meron pa po.
25:32Meron.
25:33Meron.
25:34Meron.
25:35Meron.
25:36Meron.
25:37Meron.
25:38Meron.
25:39Meron.
25:40Kay tita Nicole.
25:41Kay tita Nicole.
25:42Kay Nicole.
25:43Kay Nicole.
25:44Kay Nicole.
25:45Kay...
25:46Kay...
25:47Kay...
25:48Si Nicole?
25:49Si Nicole?
25:50Hindi niya magagawa yun.
25:51Hindi niya magagawa yun.
25:52Hindi niya magagawa yun.
25:53Si Nicole.
25:54Si Nicole?
25:55Nip, hindi niya magagawa yun.
25:59I'm a robot!
26:02I'm a robot!
26:04Si Nicole?
26:07Hindi niya magagawa yun.
26:11Douglas, yung...
26:13Yung inaakala mong perfect girl, eh, siya talaga yung criminal.
26:17Eh?
26:18You're not going to do that.
26:21Douglas, you think you're a perfect girl.
26:25She's really a criminal.
26:28Why are you just kidding me?
26:31Tata, she's matched with her.
26:34She's a fingerprint match with Sam.
26:37Why are you just kidding me?
26:39I'm 100% accurate.
26:43And if I'm a teacher, I think she's a pretty good girl.
26:49You can judge her for her, Nicole.
26:52They could just use the container.
26:56I don't know.
26:58It's just a fingerprint.
27:00It's just a lot that could happen.
27:03Nicole...
27:06She's a pretty.
27:08She's a beautiful, beautiful,
27:11Eh, lahat na ng katanging ang hinahanap ko sa isang babae na sa kanya.
27:16O baka naman, pakitan tao lang po yun tayo.
27:20Ayoko po siya para sa inyo.
27:22Ako rin po, ayoko na sa kanya.
27:25Ganun lang yun?
27:29Anong gusto niyong gawin ko? Kalimutan ko na siya.
27:35Eh kayo nagpakilala sa akin eh.
27:37Kayo nagpakilala sa akin kay Nicole.
27:40Pagkatapos kayo, sisiraan niyo siya.
27:51Angel, paano na po yan?
27:56Alam niyo?
27:59Isang paraan lang ang alam ko para maputol ang kahibangan ng tatay niyo sa Nicole na yan eh.
28:05Ano po yun?
28:06Makakasal lang ko si Nicole.
28:11Oo, ay sa sacrifice ko ang sarili kong kasiyahan.
28:15Masalba ko lang si Douglas.
28:17I will sacrifice my own happiness for the sake of my brother.
28:23Eh, angke ng panong po ba?
28:26Ah, papa, tulang po ba kayo na ko?
28:29Ay saan.
28:30Ay saan.
28:33Ano ka ba naman?
28:35May alam ka bang chika babes na tumanggi na sa akin?
28:38Ah...
28:39Huwag mo nang sagutin.
28:40Alam ko na ang kasagutin.
28:41Huwag mo nang sagutin.
28:42Huwag mo nang sagutin.
28:43Okay?
28:44Alam ko na.
28:46Huwag mo nang sagutin.
28:48Alam ko na!
28:50Psh!
28:52Psh!
28:54Psh!
28:56Huwag mo maraming salamat. Balik ka ha!
28:59Ay!
29:00Ay!
29:01Pukuha ka na naman!
29:02Maraming salamat!
29:03Damihan mo na!
29:04Alam mo naman mga tubig namin dito.
29:06Ay!
29:07Nakubigyan niyo pa ito nang marami.
29:09Malinat ang tubig namin.
29:10Thank you. Thank you.
29:16Hi, Douglas.
29:18Back up.
29:20Okay, I'll just go.
29:22Okay, thank you.
29:24Okay.
29:26Okay.
29:28Leng.
29:30My friend.
29:32My friend.
29:34What's wrong?
29:36My friend, I'm going to help you.
29:38Why are you going to leave?
29:40Because it's the Department of Health Department.
29:43They know that the water station is coming from the water station.
29:47It's the contamination.
29:48Why are people here?
29:50Why are you going to do that, best friend?
29:52I'm going to help you.
29:54I'm going to help you.
29:56I'm going to help you.
29:58I'm going to believe you.
30:00Hey, best friend.
30:02Why are you going to help me?
30:04Why are you going to help me?
30:06I want to help me.
30:07You can do it.
30:08You better work.
30:10I want to help you.
30:11You better work.
30:12Bye.
30:13I don't know than.
30:14You're going to help me.
30:15You're going to help me.
30:16I'm going to help me.
30:18All right.
30:19Now, rich.
30:21You're gonna have tokel.
30:23Anyway.
30:24All right.
30:25I'm all here.
30:26Now, the government is trading at this level.
30:28Why are you laughing?
30:30I don't know.
30:42Hey, no!
30:43There are other people who know what to do.
30:46That's why I'm still losing.
30:48Auntie Emma, it's Toto.
30:50Is it Toto?
30:52Is it Toto?
30:54Why are you doing that?
30:56Nicole, that's the best.
31:00You can see.
31:02We're all in the water.
31:04Because Kat's water,
31:06we're in the water station.
31:10That's the best.
31:12Even if it's not so good,
31:14that's the best.
31:16He's laughing.
31:18He's laughing.
31:20He's laughing.
31:22He's laughing.
31:24He's laughing.
31:26He's laughing.
31:28He's laughing.
31:30He's laughing.
31:32That's it, Nicole.
31:34It's a mess.
31:38Nicole, let's talk about it.
31:40What's your thank you?
31:42You're paying for it.
31:44Wait.
31:46No, no, no!
31:48Okay.
31:49Can't kiss me?
31:50Can we kiss me?
31:51Please?
31:52Uh, eh.
31:53Can we...
31:54Can we just be like twenty?
31:55Can we smile?
31:56Can we see?
31:57Can we see?
31:58Can we hear?
31:59Can we see?
32:00Can we see?
32:01Can we see?
32:03Hi!
32:04Toast, Liars!
32:05Hello.
32:06What's this?
32:07Can we meet you?
32:08Can we try to see you on a date?
32:09I've had a lot of people in the house.
32:12Really?
32:13It's a good deal.
32:16I don't expect it to be expected.
32:19And all of the customers of Kat,
32:22they're going to go to you.
32:25Well, I think that they're going to be something.
32:29I don't want people to see me
32:32if they're going to come to me.
32:34Nicole,
32:37why are you doing this?
32:40Hmm?
32:41Why?
32:43What?
32:44Why do you need to contaminate the water
32:47that you're going to buy?
32:49I don't know if it's the market.
32:53I don't know what you're saying.
32:56I don't know what you're saying.
32:59I don't know what you're saying.
33:02I don't know where you're going,
33:04you're going to be a stranger
33:05and you were going to take a child.
33:10You know, Nicole Sayang,
33:12I'm a girl your other's dad.
33:17You think I'm a baby.
33:19I'm a cow-clob.
33:22I'm a boy!
33:36I'm a boy!
33:39Ay!
33:41Makbeloy, makbeloy!
33:43Ha?
33:44Bakit binang nagsara to?
33:46Eh, buti nga nang biglang sumigla yung business ni Kat.
33:49Eh, ano pa yan?
33:51Saragi na.
33:52Ang pangalan!
33:54Oh, eh, si Nicole!
33:56Why?
33:57Ah, ah, kasi ganito, ah, bago kasi ako malis, may gusto ko sabihin sa inyong lahat.
34:03May sabihin sa amin lahat?
34:04Meron?
34:05Ah, ah, ah!
34:06Ay!
34:07Tito kayo! May sasabihin na si Nicole!
34:09May sasabihin!
34:10May sasabihin!
34:11Pwede ba natin muntahin si Douglas?
34:13Ah, oo po!
34:14Anong problema yan?
34:15Ayun na pala.
34:16Ayun na, ayun na, ayun na!
34:17Ayun na, ayun na, ayun na, ayun na, ayun na, ayun na si Douglas!
34:18Ano?
34:19Gusto ko lang sabihin sa amin?
34:21Ah, ah!
34:22Teka, bakit ba ka pinatawag?
34:24Ano ba nang nangyayari?
34:27Ah, ano nangyayari?
34:28Ano nangyayari?
34:29Ay, ay, hi!
34:30Ano, ah, kasi meron sana akong gustong i-confess sa inyong lahat.
34:35Confess?
34:36Ay, dapat doon kasami, pare, nag-umpess.
34:41Sandali nga lang ka, Loy.
34:43Hayaan nga natin magsyamagsalita.
34:45Ha?
34:49Gusto kong humingi ng tawad sa inyong lahat.
34:52Dahil ah, aminin ko na, ako'y naglagay ng kimikal sa tubig ni Kat, kaya kayo may bigote ngayon!
34:58Oo!
35:01Yan ang sinasabi ko sa inyo!
35:03Ay, gano'n!
35:04Ay, dapat pa rin yung pahuli natin siya sa polis!
35:06Oo!
35:09Sandali lang, sandali lang!
35:10Nicole, ba't ko nagawa yun?
35:14Paano kasi, desperado na ako.
35:18Paano, yung isang water station ko, nalugi.
35:22Ay, kailangan na kailangan ko ng pera para paaralan yung mga kapatid ko.
35:26Mali na mga kasi yung paraan.
35:28Teka, saan pa yung dati mong water station?
35:31Sa lamesa dam.
35:33Ay!
35:34Ay!
35:35Walay!
35:36Kalaibong lamesa dam eh!
35:38Pwede ka, makikirap kapito niya.
35:40Paano kikita yun?
35:43Oo nga, kaya nga, pasensya na kayo.
35:46Alam ko naman na, nagsisisi na ako talaga.
35:49Patawarin nyo na lang ako, please talaga.
35:52Patawad, patawad!
35:55Papahuli ka namin!
35:56Yan!
35:57Oo!
35:58Eh, wag na, wag na!
36:00Nag-sorry na naman si Nicole eh.
36:01At saka, pwede ba huwag na natin paabutin doon, di ba?
36:04Kat, ako maraming maraming salamat sa'yo.
36:07Saka, Douglas.
36:09Sorry na-disappoint kita.
36:13Sana...
36:14Sana mapatawad mo pa ako.
36:17Stop it! Stop it!
36:22Sige, kalimutan na natin yan ha.
36:27Good luck na lang dun sa susunod mong water station.
36:30Isan ba yung balak mong location?
36:32Sa balara.
36:35Sa balara?
36:36Good luck, ha?
36:39Eh, teka muna sandali.
36:40Ah, paano ba tinatanggal itong bigoting ito?
36:43Ma!
36:44Ma!
36:45Ma!
36:46Huwag na!
36:47Huwag kay magalala!
36:48Madaling madali lang.
36:49Tigilan nyo lang yung pag-inom sa contaminated water.
36:51Okay na yan.
36:52Ay!
36:53Yan naman pala eh.
36:54Madali lang pala eh.
36:55Hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi!
36:56Hindi ka makakaalis dito hanggat hindi ka namin nagagantihan.
37:00Oo!
37:01Eh, teka teka mong Beloy.
37:03Di ba masamang gumanti?
37:05O nga alam nyo wala nalang gantihan.
37:07Ganito.
37:08Para hindi naman unfair sa inyo.
37:11Kat, pingin ang tubig.
37:12Uy!
37:13Ah!
37:14O tubig daw, tingin tubig.
37:15Uy!
37:16Ay!
37:17Tatay!
37:18Kamuha ka!
37:19Tatay!
37:20Kamuha ka!
37:21Ma!
37:22Ay!
37:23Hey ah!
37:25Para sa inyong lahat to!
37:27Eh!
37:28Sigurado ka?
37:29Sigurado ako.
37:31Cheers!
37:38Eh!
37:39Tay!
37:40Nagagalit ka ba sa amin?
37:41Bakit naman ako magagalit?
37:42Dahil kay Tita Nicole, hindi naman po namin alam na bad siya.
37:56Bad, evil, or fool.
37:59Alam nyo, hindi naman totally bad si Tita Nicole.
38:03Nagkamali lang siya.
38:05Eh, wala namang taong perpekto, di ba?
38:08Ang maganda nun, inamin niya na mali siya at nagsisisi siya.
38:13Ayaw mo na sa kanya, tatay.
38:17Gusto ko pa rin siya.
38:19Pero, bilang kaibigan lang.
38:23Parang sila ni Piolo, kaibigan lang.
38:27Ah!
38:29Alam nyo mga anak, sa puso ko, wala pa rin papalit sa nanay ninyo.
38:38Hanggang ngayon, labis mo pa rin si nanay.
38:41Hanggang ngayon, at hindi na mawawala yun.
38:46Oh, tulog na.
38:49Oops!
38:50Nakakalimutan ko?
38:52Ha?
38:53Ha?
38:54Ha?
38:55Ha?
38:57Ha?
38:58Ha?
38:59Ha?
39:00I'm sorry.
39:01Ha?
39:02Ha?
39:03Ha?
39:04Ha?
39:05Ha?
39:06Ha?
39:08Ha?
39:09Matulog na, tayo na, magpahinga, sa'yo, magkaidli, ikaw ay managinig.
39:34All beautiful flowers, flowers in full blue.
39:53Good night, tatay.
39:55Good night.
39:56Good night.
39:57I love you, tatay.
39:59I love you.
40:04Guida.
40:17Good night.
40:21I'll see you next time.