Plead The Fifth: Davy Explains His Perfect Sexual Fantasy & Who He’d Furlough At Work
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Dobby.
00:04It is all right.
00:05Dobby is going to the stand right now.
00:07He is getting sworn in because he's going to give us the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, except on one pass.
00:14He gets to pass and ignore one question.
00:17He'll boomerang one back at us, too.
00:18All right?
00:19You ready?
00:19I've been looking forward all weekend.
00:21Yes.
00:22That's a lie.
00:22He lying already.
00:24He lying, lying, lying.
00:25All right, Meredith, you're next up.
00:26Dobby, you've had a lot of fun, I would say, especially in the bedroom, sexually, with the ladies, one-night stands, threesomes.
00:36Okay.
00:37And I would have to say, you know what you like.
00:39Damn, officer.
00:40Right?
00:41Off the table.
00:41Telling all your business.
00:42Yeah.
00:43So, let's say this upcoming weekend, you get to plan your perfect fantasy.
00:48You get to have whatever you want with how many ever you want.
00:53And I want to explain your order.
00:55If you were to order everything and enjoy it this weekend, what's on the list?
01:00What's on the list?
01:00Oh, man.
01:01What you ordering?
01:03Okay.
01:05A room.
01:06A hotel room.
01:07Okay.
01:08Let's get a list out.
01:10Room.
01:11Yep.
01:13A little alcohol.
01:14Le.
01:15Not too much.
01:16Le.
01:16A little alcohol.
01:16Le buzz.
01:17Le.
01:17I.
01:18Probably some champagne, I'm thinking.
01:20That's nice.
01:20It sounds like a champagne night.
01:22Champagne.
01:22Um, I, like, I'd probably be down for, like, my lady and, like, a friend or two.
01:30Two?
01:31Yeah.
01:31Okay.
01:32So, three people all together.
01:33Yeah, yeah.
01:34That'll work.
01:34My lady.
01:36And two others.
01:39Yep.
01:39Okay.
01:40Um.
01:40This is your fantasy.
01:42Yeah.
01:42You can have whatever you want.
01:43You need a cameraman?
01:44You want that goat?
01:45I mean, come on.
01:47I mean.
01:47Bucking video tape is available.
01:48This seems pretty normal Davy Saturday.
01:51Yeah.
01:51I mean, I mean, not normal Davy Saturday, but I don't, I wouldn't really need nothing crazy.
01:57I got what I need right there.
01:58We're going to, it's going to go down all weekend.
02:00That's all?
02:01I mean, probably something to, you know, I got my medical card.
02:04So, I take, I take a, a big pile of, big pile of motivation.
02:10Yeah.
02:10And, and, and, you know what?
02:12Just time.
02:13Just time.
02:13Because if you're going to have the weekend, the whole weekend.
02:15Oh.
02:16With the ladies and all that.
02:17Yeah.
02:18All right.
02:18Okay.
02:19All right.
02:19That's it.
02:19But, you know.
02:20That's it?
02:21I mean.
02:22Okay.
02:22I don't need, like, a midget or, like, a birthday cake or anything.
02:26Little people.
02:27Little people.
02:27No, I'm sorry.
02:28I'm sorry.
02:29I'm sorry.
02:29Just to make sure we do that right.
02:31Little people.
02:32Yeah.
02:32You don't need a little person.
02:33Just the four of us.
02:34Okay.
02:35All right.
02:35Just four.
02:36Four of y'all.
02:38Damn.
02:38Yeah.
02:39You don't need no night, Viagra.
02:42I think I'm good.
02:43You good?
02:43Yeah, I'm good.
02:44You said four people.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Okay.
02:46All right.
02:47Okay.
02:47That sounds like fun.
02:48Wow.
02:48That's a nice fantasy, Davi.
02:49That's a good order.
02:50I'll make that number one on the drive-thru menu.
02:52All right.
02:53Let's see here.
02:53Buck, you next?
02:54All right.
02:55All right, Davi.
02:55So, in March, our company, Beasley, furloughed a ton of people.
03:00Yeah.
03:01It sucked.
03:02It still sucks.
03:03But what if today the bosses came to you, all right?
03:09And they said they asked you privately to name one full-time on-air staff member for
03:16Wild 94.1 that has to be furloughed today.
03:20Oh, man.
03:21Today?
03:22Yep.
03:23And you got to tell them, Davi.
03:23And he has to decide who?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Okay.
03:27Corporate wants to know who gets furloughed, Davi.
03:30Somebody from Wild?
03:32Yes.
03:33Wild on air, full-time.
03:34They looked at the numbers and they was like, yo, y'all got to lose a body.
03:38One more cut.
03:39Furloughed, though.
03:39Davi has to decide what body that is.
03:43Who would I furlough?
03:45See, he's not going to play the fifth.
03:47Nah.
03:50He's like, no fear.
03:52Nah.
03:52Nah.
03:53Nah, son.
03:53I'll probably furlough the nut house.
03:55Right.
03:56Oh, that's two?
03:57Oh, that's two people.
04:00Just for future cuts.
04:02He's getting ahead of the game.
04:06Two people are gone.
04:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:08He's getting ahead of the game right now because he know they're going to come back and ask
04:11them more.
04:12So he's giving them two.
04:14Wow.
04:15Does that work?
04:16Yeah.
04:16He gave more than we asked, but yes.
04:18Wow.
04:19They are happy with you.
04:20Go above and beyond.
04:21There you go.
04:22Sorry, guys.
04:22Corporate's like, we asked him for cuts and he cut.
04:25All right.
04:27Davi.
04:28My question.
04:29Let's see.
04:30Okay, Davi.
04:33Your girl hasn't been totally honest with you.
04:36Oh, man.
04:38What she does.
04:38Back in the day when she was living in El Salvador, she had a kid.
04:46Oh, damn.
04:51She had a kid.
04:53Now, this was a lifetime ago.
04:55Okay.
04:55She had a kid.
04:56She did what was best at the time.
04:58She put the kid up for adoption.
04:59Okay.
05:00Okay.
05:00Now, kid shows up at your front door.
05:05Years later, this kid has showed up.
05:07He has found his way here.
05:09Is it time to buy you a van, daddy?
05:11Oh, man.
05:12Or is it time to get her luggage out?
05:15So if my girl's kid showed up.
05:18Mm-hmm.
05:19At the front door.
05:19At the front door.
05:20Is it time to go get a van, daddy?
05:22Or is it time to get her luggage?
05:24Okay.
05:24So she can get out.
05:26Wow.
05:27It's a baby.
05:28Oh, it's a baby.
05:29You're a daddy.
05:30Man.
05:31It's not a baby because he found you.
05:33So it's not that baby, but it's a baby.
05:34It's a man.
05:35It's a man.
05:35Well, it's a man, baby.
05:36You know what?
05:37I'd probably take him in.
05:38I'd probably take the jet in.
05:40If he made it from El Salvador, A, he's resilient.
05:44It's a long track.
05:45You know, doing the math, he'd probably be, just in my particular situation, he'd probably
05:50be about 10, 12.
05:52About 10 to 12, yeah.
05:53He got a little mustache.
05:54Yeah, I could deal with like a 12-year-old.
05:56A little ride or die.
05:59Yeah, he got a strong back.
06:03Yeah, I'll bring him in the squad.
06:05There you go.
06:05Come on.
06:06Daddy Dobby, who knew what would happen?
06:08Look at you.
06:08Your question's coming up.
06:10He's still got his past.
06:11It's live.
06:11Hold on.
06:12Dobby is in the spotlight of Plead the Fifth right now.
06:17It is three questions that he has answered so far.
06:21What his supreme date night would be.
06:24It would include his girl, of course, and two random others.
06:29Also, some medicine.
06:32Yeah.
06:33And some drinks.
06:34A little alcohol.
06:35Yeah.
06:35That's what he said.
06:36Nice hotel room.
06:37Nice hotel room as well.
06:39Buck asked him if he had to furlough people.
06:43Who would he choose to furlough?
06:45He has wiped out the nun house.
06:47The whole thing.
06:48Quick.
06:49The whole White House is gone.
06:50And if a 10 to 12-year-old mustached baby showed up at his front door saying mama to
06:58Joanna, he's good.
07:00Yeah.
07:00He's good because he got strong back and he's resilient.
07:03Now we got three questions from the audience.
07:07888-429-0941.
07:09He still has one pass and a boomerang.
07:12What do we got?
07:12I think we got a call.
07:13She hung up.
07:14Oh, man.
07:15She got scared.
07:16Yeah.
07:16I got one for you.
07:17Dobby, on a freak scale of one to 10, 10 being the freakiest, what would you rate yourself?
07:24And why?
07:24See, there's a lot of people into some really crazy off-the-wall stuff.
07:30Those people are 10s.
07:31I'm not there.
07:33I would say maybe like a 6 or a 7 in the grand scheme of things.
07:39Yeah.
07:40I see that for you.
07:41I think we're disappointed.
07:42Orlando and I expected you to be a little higher.
07:44I mean, I expected a little better than that.
07:47I mean, some people are just, they're just, what they're into is a 10.
07:52I don't want to be close to that.
07:54Oh, okay.
07:55All right.
07:55Yeah, like the Odell Beckham's.
07:57Yeah.
07:58Things like that.
07:58You don't want to go that far.
07:59Right.
08:00Okay, yeah.
08:01If that's the 10, then I'm at, yeah, I'm living around the streets.
08:03You feel me?
08:04Yeah.
08:04Yeah.
08:05All right.
08:06Dobby, let's see here.
08:07Your hottest crush in the world, whoever that is.
08:10Who is that?
08:12It changes.
08:13I like Demi Rose.
08:15Okay.
08:16Demi Rose.
08:17Yeah.
08:17If you don't know her, Google her.
08:18Yep.
08:18Just don't do it from your work computer.
08:20Dobby, your hottest crush in the world, Demi Rose right now, offers you a night of anything
08:28and everything.
08:29Ooh.
08:29But she wants you to get through her man before you can get her.
08:35Okay.
08:36Are you slaying the dragon or to get the princess or no?
08:42Where I am, like, diving in a relationship or?
08:46Uh-oh.
08:47I don't know.
08:48They didn't say so.
08:49Oh, I'm assuming that's what they're referring to.
08:52Yeah.
08:53No, I mean, I wouldn't throw away what me and my girl and her 10-year-old kid going
08:59on for eight years for one girl that, I mean, it'd be a great night, but I wouldn't be able
09:04to keep a Demi Rose.
09:05But see, wait, now, because the question is, she wants you to get through her man before
09:10you get her.
09:11Okay.
09:11So does that mean you have to fight through the man?
09:14Yeah.
09:14Who's her man?
09:15I don't know.
09:16How bad is it?
09:17That's a hard thing.
09:20Like, now I'm bruised up when I get to enjoy the night.
09:22That's a hard thing.
09:23No, I mean, I wouldn't get murdered, like, or just have to, like, fight, like, a UFC
09:28guy or something like that to try to hook up with somebody.
09:32So you got to pick a girl with a wimpy man.
09:34Yeah, right.
09:35Yeah, with a good pass.
09:37Okay.
09:37All right.
09:37Let's see.
09:38That's two.
09:39Yeah.
09:40Last one.
09:41This has come in a few times.
09:42Um, which one of your friends, if your girl's friends, do you feel would give the best
09:49Monica?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, yeah.
09:53I'm definitely not interested.
09:55Wait, wait a minute.
09:56Hold on.
09:57Let me understand this.
10:00Which one of your friend's girls would you think?
10:06Girl's friends.
10:06Girl's friends.
10:08His girlfriend's friends.
10:09Okay.
10:09Okay.
10:10All right.
10:10All right.
10:10That's better.
10:11So which one of your girl's friends do you think gives the best blessing?
10:20I'm not interested in that.
10:21Nor have I ever thought about it.
10:23Yeah, right.
10:23Right.
10:23That's what I was going to ask.
10:24Like, before we, before we hit the, before we tap out, you're trying to say you never
10:30thought about it.
10:31Never thought about it.
10:32Ever.
10:33You're not a liar.
10:35You can play my little thing.
10:36Now that your question has come up, since you've never thought about it before, is there
10:48anybody who pops in your hand now?
10:49Never thought about it.
10:50Never thought about it.
10:50Never thought about it.
10:51Not even think about it now.
10:52But you know what I have thought about is this boomerang that I'm about to sling y'all
10:56with.
10:57And I'm going to go with, you know, the easy one would be the perfect night and everything
11:05like that.
11:05But who wants to be easy when somebody could get fired around this piece?
11:09If somebody had to get furloughed, you know, don't do it, don't do it.
11:21Who would it be?
11:23You know what?
11:24I got my answer.
11:25Wow.
11:26All right.
11:27Buck, go ahead.
11:28Yeah, go ahead.
11:28Give me some time.
11:29I'm going to furlough Meredith.
11:31Why?
11:32Because I'm doing this the kindness of my heart.
11:35What?
11:35So you can spend time with the new baby.
11:38Okay.
11:38So you can get that body back.
11:40Yeah, I did that.
11:41All that free time.
11:42He says you can get that body back.
11:44I'm helping you.
11:46I'm on your side.
11:47Right.
11:48You're right.
11:48I get it.
11:48Thank you so much.
11:49And my pick is yellow.
11:51Oh, damn.
11:52You're furloughed now.
11:54Bye.
11:54See ya.
11:55We can hang out.
11:56Yeah, okay.
11:56That's terrible.
11:58Orlando.
11:58So y'all canceled each other out?
12:01Anyway, the question was who on the air?
12:04You can't furlough.
12:05Oh, that's true.
12:06Really?
12:07Buck is in video.
12:09Digital.
12:10Okay.
12:10No, he's trying to slide out and trying not to select web.
12:13Well, I'm going to go with one of the people from the Nuthouse since there are two.
12:19There are two people.
12:20It's not just like one show.
12:21Like Babs, she has her own show.
12:22Joey has his own show.
12:23So since there's two people on the Nuthouse, I'm going to have to pick.
12:28On who you're going to furlough?
12:30Yeah, I think I want to go with Buck.
12:33Like, just for soaking up some time off.
12:39He works very hard.
12:41He works very hard.
12:43You're giving him a little time off.
12:44Sure, why not?
12:45That's how you're going to explain it to him.
12:46I had to pick one of them.
12:47You work very hard.
12:48Yes.
12:48You look like you need a break.
12:51Yeah.
12:51You need a break.
12:54If I'm furloughing somebody on the air.
12:58Damn.
12:59This is where Mark used to get mad.
13:00Yeah.
13:01Oh, yeah.
13:01Because Mark used to always get picked.
13:03He'd be like, why is everybody picking you?
13:04Then it happened in real life.
13:05He'd be like, why are you doing this?
13:10That's nasty.
13:13All right.
13:14If I had to pick a furlough to happen today, it would probably be the Nuthouse.
13:27Both?
13:28I'm just listening.
13:30You don't pick one.
13:31I don't.
13:32You can still have the house.
13:34I mean, what?
13:35Just kick off one of the nuts.
13:36It's an apartment now.
13:40Nut condo.
13:41I just, I mean, I can't see.
13:43I don't want to pick one or the other.
13:45I did.
13:46That's the point.
13:47You know, like, I mean, Dami did.
13:48Dami got rid of the whole show.
13:51That's more messed up than what I did.
13:53No, it's not.
13:54Yes, it is.
13:55You tried to fire Buck.
13:56What the hell?
13:58He's still fired.
14:01Orlando and the Freak Show.
14:03Clean the Fifth is a wrap.
14:04All right.
14:05888-429-0941.
14:07Yeah, no more.
14:08No more follows, please.
14:10All right.