MJTV: MJ's Backup Vacation Plan
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00:00Michelle thought it'd be a cool idea to go to Acadia National Park up in Maine and there's a company that has like these luxury tents and Michelle's like I want to do this and there's the starlight tent where you know you look up and the the top of the tent is clear so you can see the stars through the tent and the bear when it attacks you right right I actually went on that website after you told us about it and vacation fantasized well it looks awesome it is and Michelle was like all
00:29set on this and she was excited and then uh friends of ours Mark and Christine they were talking about oh well we'll go along too uh and Michelle was waiting for them to confirm and they kept dragging their feet and Michelle now should have should have just booked the tent and then Michelle went to book the tent and it was sold out so good job Michelle yeah Michelle's all ticked off and uh so we're looking for other options for some of vacation and I've got it and this is unbelievable
00:59this is crazy this is a sign this is I I don't believe in this crap Roxanne I don't I don't believe it I'm like yes I don't believe in all you know your little hocus pocus you know all all your stuff and you know I don't believe it I don't believe in all that oh my god I know you're going to Wuhan did you say you were going there I'm going to
01:20I'm going to the Wuhan Institute of Virology where they think that the thing might have leaked out of
01:28oh speaking of that did you see the really good news about uh the vaccines and if you had COVID
01:34yeah then you hold on to that thought hang on we'll get to that coming up don't let me forget can you write
01:39that down all right let me get Michelle on the phone folks this is a sign I saw the sign I opened up my
01:47eyes I saw the sign I'm not gonna drag you up
01:50well this is a two for Morty Michelle's on the uh the show two times
01:56if she picks up that is let's see if she even remembers what I suggested I suggested
02:03an alternative vacation because we don't have a vacation now is it still camping hey Michelle
02:08yeah what did I say what did I bring up to you let me see if you listen to me because I don't think
02:15you listen to me I think when I'm talking I'm going want want want want want want want want in
02:19your ears yep did you say yep yep all right what did I mention as a backup plan since we couldn't get
02:28the tent for Acadia because Mark and Christine dragged their feet all right what did I suggest
02:34just a couple of days ago what did I say as a possible backup vacation were you listening to me
02:42you're like the girl come on Michelle listen come on I almost thought I liked the idea
02:50you don't know no was it like a gun range vacation or something ice no I said that we ought to go to
02:57that that place in Arkansas where people dig for diamonds now that's fun don't you remember I just
03:05dismissed that that was not a real idea don't you remember I said that no you can go mining and
03:11wear the cool hat with a flashlight yeah I have a vague recollection of something like that I was
03:15like no that doesn't sound fun at all what you're like are you sleepy yes you sound like you're slurring
03:20a little bit are you have you just like that's not fun have you been dipping early what's going on
03:25over there not fun all right so Michelle I brought this up like four or five days ago I said hey I've
03:32always wanted to go to that place in Arkansas where people dig for diamonds that does look fun and
03:38unbelievably last night from Fox 16 from Murfreesboro Arkansas visitor finds two carat diamond at crater
03:49of diamond state park oh my god could have been you look at this I'm on their website right now this
03:54place looks great MJ if you want to dig for diamonds during the day and you can find a good spa for
03:59Michelle that would be a good vacation I mean I got some good now we're talking Roxanne I got some
04:04good civil war locations there'll be great metal detecting spots if you guys want to do that I've
04:10always wanted to go to this place in Arkansas it's a tourist trap you're not gonna find nothing there
04:15dude that's fake they set that up to bring people that is not true oh god you're such a rude listen to
04:21me they even made the Arkansas state quarter with the diamond on it because of this state park because of
04:27tourist traps it's not a tourist trap they set this up that's like going to one of those little
04:33mining places that my kids go to you sit the water thing and they get a fake marble the backup quarter
04:38for Arkansas is a picture of Bill and Hillary Clinton okay so it's either the Clintons or the diamond which
04:43one do we go with right in front of right in front of the Rose law firm that's right all right so no
04:48here here's the deal the Arkansas quarter which came out what in like the the late 90s it has a
04:54diamond on the back the Arkansas state quarter and it's for this this guy found a two carat diamond
05:01Christian Linden of uh Pools Bowl Washington was visiting a friend in Arkansas and he wanted to go to
05:10this uh diamond place as well and he went he starts digging day one nothing day two uh on day three he
05:19spots something shiny on day three and he said he knew right away he started shaking so badly
05:25he asked his buddy to grab it out of the gravel for him and he found a 2.2 carat diamond the largest
05:33was found back in October just October of 2020 a guy found a 4.49 carat diamond fake and I think it was
05:45worth the fortune I think it was I think it was like in really good shape I don't think it had a
05:47lot of you know uh uh inclusions and I think it was a really nice stone that they found those are
05:53the kind of guys that probably go every day all right Michelle let's let's do this let's go to
05:57the Arkansas diamond state park come on that sounds like a summer camp fun for you you know how hot it
06:02is probably while you're doing that out there oh man I I just brought this up I told her I wanted to
06:07do this and then I find a story last night that a guy just found a two point something carat diamond
06:12that's a sign and I don't believe in all that hocus pocus Roxanne no but that's this is absolutely
06:18a sign Michelle let's do it we're going no why don't you go to Ripley's believe it or not location
06:24tour oh that's great we'll start with Orlando that sounds better than our people I think people
06:30are calling I think people are maybe calling in to suggest this is a wonderful idea it's like going
06:35to Lake Okeechobee and thinking you're going to catch a 20 pound bass it's like you know come on
06:39what are the chances well then Michelle where are we going on summer vacation do you have any idea
06:43I'm working on