MJTV: Alabama Man Banters
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00:00Hello, my name is Jeffrey McCance. I'm running for mayor of Mobile, Alabama, baby.
00:04So he blocked it.
00:05What?
00:06He's running for mayor.
00:07The first thing he says is, hello, I'm Jeffrey McCance.
00:11I'm running for mayor of Mobile, Alabama, baby.
00:14Hello, my name is Jeffrey McCance. I'm running for mayor of Mobile, Alabama, baby.
00:18Why did you take the vehicle?
00:19Man, if I had a woman like you, I wouldn't even take a car.
00:21Come on, Jeffrey.
00:24This guy's the best.
00:25So one of the local TV reporters in Mobile asks him, why did you take the vehicle?
00:32And he says, he looks her up and down, looks her like head to toe.
00:37If I had a woman like you, I wouldn't.
00:40This guy is an enigma.
00:42Oh, my God, this is amazing.
00:45I took it because God told me to.
00:48All right, so then he says, I took it because God told me to.
00:50We heard him.
00:51Yeah, Fester, what do you want to say?
00:52No, this guy makes a great.
00:54I just can't see it.
00:55We got no line of sight in here.
00:56This guy brings up something that all politicians should do, announce their candidacy in handcuffs.
01:02Because it's all uphill.
01:04All politicians should have handcuffs behind their back as they're announcing their candidacy.
01:08I love this guy.
01:09All right, let me continue playing it.
01:11You got what?
01:12God helped me do everything.
01:13I steal everything, man.
01:14I stole your heart, baby.
01:17I steal.
01:19That's so charming.
01:20You can't help but love that banter.
01:22The guy says, I steal everything.
01:26God helps me.
01:27So, wait, he's saying God helps him steal stuff.
01:30And then he'll steal your heart.
01:31And then he says, I'll steal your heart.
01:33I think he's in love with him.
01:34I think he stole my heart.
01:36My God.
01:37No, no, man.
01:37I had to do it because God helped me do everything.
01:40Good and bad, man.
01:42He helped me to get away from the police.
01:44God helps me do everything.
01:47He helps me get away from the police.
01:48Turn left here.
01:49All right, hang on.
01:51About nine more seconds here.
01:53Did you take it?
01:55No, I didn't, man.
01:56He didn't do s***.
01:57All right, so then there's a second guy being walked out.
02:00Two guys.
02:01And then another reporter says, did you do it?
02:04And the other guy's not really talking.
02:06And then the other dude, this McCants guy, jumps in and, like, clears his head.
02:11He didn't do anything.
02:12I did it.
02:12He didn't do bleep.
02:14The guy's like, did you hear him?
02:15See?
02:15All right, now you ready for the grand finale?
02:17It can't get better.
02:18Here's the grand finale.
02:20Oh, yes, it does.
02:21Here's the grand finale.
02:22He knows to go out with a bang, this guy.
02:24Jeffrey McCants in Mobile, Alabama.
02:27I did everything.
02:28I did everything.
02:30Hey, look, when I get out, I'm going to steal a police car.
02:33He says, when I get out, I'm going to steal a police car.
02:38Man, Jeffrey McCants, I like the sound of that.
02:41Oh, my.
02:42The cops who are escorting him out, one of them is trying not to crack a smile the whole time.
02:46How do you not?
02:47Oh, my God.
02:47Oh, my God.
02:47Oh, my God.
02:47Oh, my God.