MJTV: When MJ Met Richard Simmons
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00:00Do you remember Richard Simmons?
00:01I remember.
00:02He doused himself in cologne, and he would want to hug everyone.
00:08And Richard Simmons' cologne smell would transfer onto you, and it would stay on you like skunk.
00:16So if you're a woman and you go home, your man's like, who have you been with today?
00:20It doesn't smell like that kind of cologne.
00:21Oh, my God.
00:22I have a feeling it might have been perfume.
00:23Seriously, Richard Simmons gave me a forced hug.
00:26His cologne smell was on me for months.
00:29I could not get it.
00:31I was using Gojo pumice that they use in the auto garages.
00:37I could not get Richard Simmons' smell off of me.
00:39Oh, I love Richard Simmons.
00:40He needed some lava.
00:41Is he still alive?
00:42He's alive, but he's like a hermit.
00:43Did they find him?
00:44He was kidnapped by his lover?
00:45There was some kind of weird story where he was like a hermit, and he was kidnapped, and he was held hostage in his house.
00:51And he was bound and gagged and held in a bus underground.
00:55I don't know.
00:55Some crazy story.