Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the most effed up thing that listeners buddies have done and one of the featured stories involves a first time visit to a strip club.
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00:00so what is the most effed up thing your buddy did voice changing technology let's head to
00:12anonymous hi anonymous hi anonymous not gonna work hello hi yes you calling us from the high seas
00:21okay okay uh tell us your tale about how your buddy really messed up all right well uh it was
00:32actually just sunday he was i bet he's listening right now he knows who he is but um so he went
00:38to the strip club the first time he ends up giving her about 200 bucks and uh got a handy and
00:47oh my goodness does he have a face left does he have a face uh yeah he looks like he's got a face
00:55it might still be some crusty in his beard oh my god he should have got some of that money back
01:00so he pleasured the stripper with his face for two hundo nope that's how you become bane
01:09that's the real story yeah that's the backstory i actually went down on a stripper
01:18now i'm like this you want to take over the world
01:23batman will rule the day i went there i paid that 200
01:28dollar if i take this mask off there will be pain
01:33you better hope it kills me
01:39i've done things oh done things you can't even imagine lord almighty
01:45uh don't do that i fear nothing
01:49i mean honestly a couple things number one he paid 200 bucks and got nothing i mean i think he could
01:57have got the full he could have yeah he could have got the full thing for 200
02:00he's a poor negotiator what lies underneath this mask is what happens when you kiss the devil on the
02:06lips i made out with the devil in the back room black light uh voice changing technology anonymous how
02:17are you hi i'm good um what is the most effed up thing your buddy did that's the question
02:24so it's not uh what my buddy did i'm not friends with this person at all but it happened to one of
02:31my friends um she was dating was i'm going to throw that out there past tense was dating a kid who
02:39fried his brain on too many drugs uh-huh and um so he thought he was a vampire oh and uh he cheated
02:50on her with his best friend's ex-girlfriend saying that they knew each other in a previous life and
02:58they were bound and destined to be together so he permanently thought he was he always thought he
03:05was a vampire yeah no he like believes firmly that he is a vampire that he smoked a plant
03:13that made him a vampire after sleeping for three days oh yep yeah there's a few levels of effed up
03:22here yeah oh yeah 100 so just from being out of it let let vampire crazy guy go with the friend
03:30for the best yeah that's fine you know i'm different since i'm a vampire now god damn it
03:37how long have you been a vampire i don't know looking back on it now i think probably a couple
03:42hundred years
03:43imagine if someone on the show thought came in and all of a sudden they thought they were
03:49they had a rough weekend they had a party a little too much
03:52what are you doing andy
03:58you start talking like a member of the undead now yeah wait what do you mean when did this happen
04:05over the weekend i smoked something i've called vampire plant hey can i smoke some of that vampire
04:13yeah i have you some wow that's so weird so you now you think you're a vampire i am undead
04:21yes chuck is too i just smoked it he's one of the classic vampires i gave him a classic
04:31plant i don't know what strain i had here have some of this blood bud oh thank you
04:37oh boy that's an acquired date really gotta change up the show you guys if you both think you're vampires
04:44is that a cape you have of course it's a cape see i'm like a cool twilight vampire i'm old school
04:55i'm just sad look into my eyes do you like my sparkle on my white creamy skin
05:04he's what we call a gay vampire
05:08bisexual i guess
05:13can we close some of the windows in here you guys
05:21ah it's burning my steam it's it's not good
05:24not good change the hours
05:26this show's gonna be different now
05:28this show's gonna be different now
05:30it's dave and vlad the impaler
05:33just come out of a coffin
05:35ah good morning
05:36yeah you guys all of my vampire life i've wanted to do morning radio
05:43i hope you're not gonna count though you're not gonna be
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05:53see as vampire can go different ways
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05:57salted caramel treat
06:00lisa you've got a few sponsors today you've got one
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06:11that's all he does is count
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06:13yeah he's a different kind of vampire
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06:18yeah it would be totally different
06:24i'm just like twilight style with my belly vampire shirt like mesh
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06:29yeah