Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what to do with unwanted remains after a listener's old roommate left her father's ashes behind when she moved out.
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00:00all right let's move on to the next email here uh she says hey guys love the show
00:08about two years ago i moved to florida into a room in a friend's condo the previous roommate
00:13had been asked to leave because she wasn't paying her bill now when she moved out she
00:16left a lot of her junk behind we just kind of kept it in the garage figuring she's going to
00:20come back and get it sometime months went by no response to our messages so we decided to go
00:25through everything and just get rid of it most of it normal things records books penis shape soaps
00:31well we got to one box that shocked us i opened the box to find a plastic container
00:37with human ashes in it it turns out it was her dad's remains oh thanks son now as soon as we found it of
00:46course we messaged her to say hey come get this we have your dad's remains we don't want to throw them
00:51out her response hey i've made peace with him you can do whatever you want with him what she says
00:59well now i'm too scared to touch them because i'm afraid her dad's spirit's gonna haunt me for life
01:02we're gonna put it in our garden for two years they've just sat in the corner of our garage we had
01:07no idea what would you do i'm also wondering if any listeners have had weird stuff left behind by
01:14roommates like i did ashes ashes ashes is weird i have some stuff you got me a ghost i don't need
01:21that oh man imagine i don't need the is some dad ghost chilling maybe just leave it at a church run
01:29like a baby just like a baby just like a baby you find a fire department you know how lisa's gonna
01:39handle it i know how lisa handles things just leave it at a church i picture lisa in one of those
01:44disguises where they have like the thing in the glasses and she's like in all black and she's
01:48well here's here's what i would do it's for jesus and the boys here
01:53just take it to a church just ring the doorbell and run like hades
01:59get out of there don't get caught holy water
02:04get out of here ghost go away ghost
02:07don't follow me home ghost just you live here now ghost ashes i gotta take this to a church
02:16listen friends dad i know you're like a ghost now so here's the deal you can't live in my garage
02:31anymore so go away ghost i'm gonna take you to this is a beautiful church look at this church
02:37look at it see it's nice right look you can walk outside here at night there's a cemetery over there
02:45with all your friends here i'm gonna put you down right here and i'm gonna just ring this
02:50doorbell real quick lisa is so sweet even to the dead yeah hopefully he wasn't jewish
02:58i was waiting i was waiting for it i'm sorry i'm stupid
03:03i don't know how you i mean i guess that's a good i don't know if if churches accept ashes i don't know
03:10i don't i don't what are they what are you it's on them now it's on them now they have to do something
03:16with your problem now guys
03:18they're the most they can handle it the best right
03:22qualified anyone else yeah that's true i'm not dealing with it
03:25i deal with ashes a lot
03:27my dad's alive and i don't i want to talk to him about twice a month
03:32someone said give away the house and leave the ashes
03:34that's a bit extreme yeah yeah not financially sound i had a roommate that left stuff always sort
03:40of saying yeah i'll come get it i'll come get it and then all of a sudden i was like moving out
03:45and i was like listen uh you got two little couches and like some other stuff and eventually he's just
03:53like well i guess what you're doing is just throwing it away yeah uh let's go to nathan who's
03:58with us from east point hi nathan how are you man good how are you good we're talking about this
04:03woman whose roommate left behind her dad's ashes for them
04:06yeah it's actually a really common thing i work for a leased community we've got a whole bunch of
04:14tenants and when people move out they leave them behind all the time i've got at least five
04:19different people's remains in a filing cabinet i don't know what to do with so you've got five
04:25people's remains in your work filing cabinet right now yes dude the cabinet of that's so weird
04:33that's morbid and horrible insane i'm trying to nobody wants to take them i'm not sure why
04:38people do with i'm looking i'm trying to look it up right now what to do with unwanted ashes
04:45i mean like it's meaningful place okay so but back up for a second here but not many people leave
04:50loved ones ashes behind they don't care apparently enough to where that guy's got a whole file
04:55cabinet full of folks you don't want to end up in a filing cabinet come on man god like worst
05:03afterlife ever hey guys choose these people this is awful and he's living the filing cabinet life
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