Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about another creepy funeral home that has been up to no good and this leads to an appearance from Chuck the Creepy Funeral Home Director.
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00:00i hate to share this story because we all know that crazy stuff happens at funeral homes we've
00:12learned that through the years they're my friends and i play with them all night
00:18they're my friends and they'll give you quite a fright
00:25decomposing friends decomposing friends i have decomposing friends and they love me
00:38gets me every time that guy but um this michigan funeral home is the one making headlines today
00:50unfortunately it's been shut down after the state says they found things like maggots oh
01:00and unrefrigerated bodies my friends don't like the cold they like it where it's warm
01:11sometimes the flies they come
01:18and maggots start to swarm here's more on this story about this funeral home shutdown from uh
01:29wnem tv let's take a listen here the michigan licensing and regulatory affairs agency states
01:36it's because of multiple health and occupational violations such as maggots on the floor in the
01:41facility's garage unrefrigerated human bodies stored in un-air-conditioned areas some for more than five
01:48months oh my god the building smelled of decomposing bodies and there was blood and fluid stained casket
01:53pillows in the hallway jesus help i wouldn't even want to go to swanson funeral home but they wouldn't
02:00talk to us we are sorry now i did talk to some people outside of swanson funeral home who didn't
02:07want to go on camera but they're concerned because they have loved ones inside and they can't get in
02:12touch with the funeral home either was there another story about the same few that's what i think there
02:16was i remember swanson me too i think they're a chain because there's two but they say the two here
02:22there's one in detroit and one somewhere in a suburb around here they're not affiliated with this one
02:26they say okay different okay owners well because we talked about a swanson before i guarantee your
02:32home story but the manager of this one is actually o'neill swanson the second is he an african-american
02:40dude i don't i don't know that owns it because i remember yeah you remember didn't you have like
02:46account you tried to do like the black funeral director voice yeah i remember that and it was too hot
02:53like that you can't do black and creepy hard to be creepy
03:04now you sound like the son from the cleveland show
03:08i do was that swanson i don't know yeah what was that story about though i can't remember it was like
03:17they were cheaping out on a lot of things like the swanson funeral home seems like
03:22when you have someone die and you don't have a lot yeah the state has been investigating this home
03:29since november last november last november they were reportedly investigated after they found
03:35decomposing bodies in the garage back then yeah yeah it's not putting the bodies in the garage
03:41yeah if you find bodies in a garage shut the place down immediately there's no investigation needed do
03:46you think what it is is like uh they're like well you know we got to get 20 bodies before it's
03:50affordable enough for us to like cremate like a mass cremation but i don't care that's you can't if
03:55they discover that you can't run your business like that you shut down immediately yeah it's dead
04:00bodies like have some respect here yeah you would think so oh yeah it's like all a financial thing
04:06like it's insane how much we will have to spend to just put ourselves in a box yeah that's crazy
04:11that's why a lot of people opt for a cremation i think too yeah
04:15oh but there'll always be guys like that out there i think there's some wonderful funeral directors
04:20absolutely right discounted i got a discount for you
04:27come on down to swanson 800 bucks baby
04:35i will bury you outside
04:42somewhere
04:45burn you up to crisp
04:48mix up the ashes and just spread them out and give them to everybody i don't know
04:54i don't know who is who everybody burn
04:58you know i feel like that could be what's gone on there for a real long time they just burn like 20
05:07bodies and then they just scoop ash and they're like ashes you know they're just like everybody's
05:12everybody's everybody really at that point we're all just ash
05:17don't hate the player
05:22hate the game
05:27damn it