Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an assault that took place in Massachusetts where a clerk had his finger bitten off and something Chuck says makes James choke on his drink and burn his eyes.
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00:00scary scary situation in totten massachusetts uh a man there accused of biting a gas station
00:12clerk twice in the face oh james during a bloody attack i wouldn't have anything left to live for
00:20if that were to happen to me at the gas station it is uh a real scary story here's the latest on
00:28it from boston 25 news mark the regular customer telling us he's never seen anything so sick and
00:33twisted he put his initial disbelief aside to stop the suspect who's accused of taking a bite out of
00:39the clerk's face here then licking and playing with the blood jeez that'd be like a feral cat
00:45it's an animalistic attack now ingrained in michael keegan's mind it was really bizarre it unfolded
00:52before his eyes before he could make it to the counter at this sunoko keegan says he was stunned
00:57seeing a chunk of the cold being bitten off and it got even more strange she spit the the piece out
01:05on the floor and then she said i don't eat flesh i drink blood and i'm like oh my god that sickening
01:11statement he says was made by 19 year old joelle davila seen blowing a kiss to family members and
01:17smiling during his arraignment on charges of assault with intent to maim and mayhem
01:22police say davila also chopped down on clerk scott trainer's elbow after being confronted about
01:29stealing a bottled drink she had played finger paints in it and she had licked it and put it all
01:34over her face and i'm just i was just like wow you are out there he says he was determined to make
01:43sure davila didn't escape keeping him in place while on the phone with 911 i told her she took one more
01:49step towards me i was gonna knock her teeth on her throat a police report describing officers
01:53looking for the victims of missing flesh at the bloody scene to which davila reportedly said quote
01:59i think i ate it you can cut my stomach open to check he doesn't bother nobody scott he's one of
02:05the nicest guys in the world come on uh this right here is when uh the psychopath man girl
02:11i bit a giant chunk out of my face also here on my elbow this giant missing spot
02:19so that same uh man woman witness michael keegan who they interviewed he wasn't the one attacked he
02:25was he just watched everything unfold that's we need to get that guy on the show he's amazing
02:30he is someone said that guy walked right by my house with a crop top on and yoga pants instantly i
02:37knew something was wrong oh yeah you can just look at him you can you can look at his mug shots you you
02:42know that picture that guy took of him at the store yeah where he's on his knees he looks freaking insane
02:50yeah it's crazy in court yeah he is crazy yeah like maybe really really sick yeah and that's his second
02:59attack he attacked someone else come on now keeps it up he'll go to prison and can you imagine how
03:10that visit will be transgender punky chooster ate another guy's face i gotta admit i like the name
03:19punky chooster it's a sick sick man but we have massive internet problems this morning and i don't
03:30think it's limited to us i think other people are having them too but oh here we go may have just come
03:33up here ate another guy's face in a throwdown before he ate the clerk's face at that gas station
03:42so he's just a face-eating son of a bitch he is i mean he is confident can i tell you he is yoga
03:48pants and crop top he is confident like you shouldn't put chuck in yoga pants in a crop top
03:53he shouldn't get a similar look i think chuck would be better in yoga pants in a crop top
03:57i start wearing yoga pants and coming in in a half shirt out of nowhere and start doing my eyebrows
04:04then you know better watch yourself around it's wrong james i don't i think james is the thought of
04:12you in yoga pants i think made him i think maybe he pooped himself or i don't know something
04:16something happened he had to rush out something did happen i don't know did he get something in
04:19his eyes maybe maybe or he sharted i don't know what's going on we'll get something out in his
04:23eyes we'll see something happened they thought of you in yoga pants in a crop top just sent him
04:28right over the edge there i think he may have fell off his chair no he's okay he's all right
04:32james are you okay i'm sorry i just spit red bull all over the place it went up in the air
04:38and then straight all in my eyes and it burns it burns so bad well yeah yes yes it would it would
04:47burn bad for sure that's not what i expected from what i saw through the window i felt like
04:53somebody just spit poison venom in my face oh my god i just pictured chuck coming in in yoga pants
05:02and a half shirt thinking about what would go through my mind and
05:05it's everywhere i'm sorry i didn't know i felt like i just got maced by punky chooster
05:15punky chooster maced me so there's video of him biting this other guy's face or what
05:21i mean probably can't even watch it um he ate another dude at a housing project we can't we
05:28probably can't listen yeah i'm not i'm not um i've got the sound off oh that well first of all
05:33that guy got the better of him there threw him down the stairs does he live at a housing project
05:37i don't know okay so he he's not good at fighting no but what he's gonna do is just get close to this
05:46guy and then start chomping oh yeah that guy knows that guy's running away from him he knows
05:51this is the worst fight i've ever seen in my life oh my goodness oh my god oh jesus
05:56you can't fight like that now you know why it's not a world star hip-hop on some other site
06:01it should it's a lady on sissyfights.com it's the worst fight style this guy i don't want to see him
06:09i'm sorry but if you fight like a lady guy i don't want to see him chew someone's face though
06:13i'm just saying if i'm recorded in a fight with a man in a half shirt and yoga pants i hope to god
06:21i am just filling that guy in you better win you know what i mean you better win i better look
06:27better too than this guy just sort of yeah he like hits down i've never seen anything like it
06:32come on oh well yeah like the yoga pants guy obviously doesn't have any fighting form
06:37no but the other guy should at least i mean even his punches are kind of like
06:42yoga pants guy fights how i would probably
06:45how lisa would like you to believe
06:48at least i think you would look tougher than the yoga pants guy absolutely you know punky
06:52juicester and she's a trained killer she atomic blondes you yeah rko's you out of nowhere
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