Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was busted cheating by his parrot mimicking his dirty talk and the show welcomes the return of Chuck's parrot.
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00:00a guy in kuwait was cheating on his wife with his housekeeper okay and his wife recently found out
00:15about it thanks to their parrot the parrot busted this guy's affair uh apparently the husband and
00:26the housekeeper would talk real dirty to each other sure and the parrot heard it all and then started
00:34repeating what they were saying the parrot would repeat all the dirty talk in front of the wife
00:54listen man you you can't even say a word around those damn birds no you know what i mean like
01:00parents will give away all your secrets they will parents will give away all your secrets
01:05that's a hell of a lesson what is that a parrot ah no can't have secrets if you got parrots
01:12at least you getting that parrot no way no geez no
01:19all your secrets all your secrets sounds like some sort of gypsy proverb
01:24can't do a gypsy voice like if you got home and your parrot was saying you knowing that you haven't
01:37had dirty talk in your house in a long time um and your parrot started saying dirty very sexual
01:44things wouldn't you be suspicious oh i sure would you know i sure would i'd also be like
01:50no i mean i would think i'd honestly i would probably be pretty mad uh because i would assume it's it's
02:04like rowan watching some oh right bad movies you wouldn't think that your your lady was up to no
02:11good with you around not around no it's a couple chicks or something
02:16yeah i hear that
02:20so the parrot would just be saying your name or whatever yelling oh that's it oh that's that
02:27oh my god if you had a parrot in my room in my house i brought it in here
02:31jesus we couldn't honestly we couldn't have it in here because of the swearing
02:36i'm sure there would be a lot oh yeah that'd be his main call yeah
02:45a lot of michigan a's
02:50a lot of yelling at the kids
03:01i would make us laugh but not you unfortunately oh no tragic remind me i get yelled at enough i
03:26don't need a a parrot to just keep yelling at me i get out that bird that bird you know that one
03:31you i just said it right free i'd just be like fly away bird it wouldn't fly away it would just stay
03:36by your window
03:37terrorize you in the night exactly he just lives in the tree right there
03:44the only thing he knows is all the stuff i'm like jesus i gotta cut that tree down
03:51stupid chuck parrot is up there
03:55you're an idiot
03:58you're a moron
04:03you see chuck cutting the tree down
04:06it goes to the next tree it just doesn't leave
04:09oh
04:09to the next goddamn tree
04:13you're trying to nap it's just still
04:31oh yeah right red just lands on the sill
04:34you idiot
04:41wake up
04:45wake up
04:47no one needs to sleep this much
04:52wake up
04:55i'm so tired
04:57i'm so tired
04:58i'm so tired
05:00wish i could sleep all day
05:03wish i could sleep all day
05:06i mean honestly though i'd find some stuff out
05:10from that parrot too
05:12like it's not actually the worst thing in the world
05:14i'd find some stuff out like when i'm asleep what gets said about me
05:17you know what i mean
05:19because i bet i get just
05:21what do you think
05:22oh
05:23who knows
05:24who knows
05:25no
05:25like she'd just be bitching about me being asleep
05:28four hours
05:30don't worry i got it
05:34you just stay there
05:38oh man i would i'd learn some stuff
05:43i mean all bad stuff but i would learn
05:45that's funny
05:48it's sad
05:49hurt me
05:50real sad
05:51patty parrot
05:52no so i'm not getting a parrot
05:55no
05:56no
05:58i'm not getting a parrot
06:00no
06:01no
06:01no
06:03no
06:03no
06:04no
06:05no
06:05no
06:06no
06:07no