Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a strange encounter Chuck had while he was at one of his kid's softball games with a lady in a football jersey and a walking staff.
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00:008.02 on a Thursday, 7.11, 7.11 day today.
00:08Get Josh's butts to 7.11.
00:10Free Slurpees.
00:11I've never really done it.
00:12I think they do it tomorrow too, I saw.
00:14Do they?
00:14They do it for two days.
00:16It's so popular, they have to give away Slurpees for two days.
00:19But it's really small, it's almost not worth waiting.
00:20Yeah, it's like a little.
00:21Oh, really?
00:22Yeah.
00:23It's like a shot glass, isn't it?
00:24I just have to.
00:25A little bit bigger than, like a juice box version of a Slurpee.
00:27I have to hope that Stella never finds out.
00:30Is she addicted to Slurpees?
00:31Well, yeah, she is.
00:32She had like a sleepover last night, and I don't know, it's like they were on something.
00:40It was sugar though.
00:41Oh.
00:41It was sugar.
00:42They apparently went on a candy run that I didn't know about.
00:47An unauthorized candy run?
00:48An unauthorized candy run, which led to, like you said, it was like gummy worms, those sour
00:55were sour, it wasn't Sour Patch Kids, it was something else.
00:58Bright crawlers?
00:59Yeah, that's what it was.
01:00How sad is that in all these candies?
01:02Yeah, you know every candy.
01:03At least I can say it's from working at the gas station, not from eating it, but it's
01:06actually from eating them.
01:08Yeah, so they had.
01:08I can review every single candy in the gas station.
01:10Oh man, well, they did something.
01:12They found, I found like a bag of it, and I'm like, oh, that's why you're bouncing
01:17off the walls.
01:19They were up like midnight.
01:20I bet it was loud.
01:21The girls are loud.
01:22Like I could tell that Stella, well, number one, she's my kid, and I have a sweets issue
01:28myself, so I understand how it goes, but we went to one of those places where you get
01:33the tickets, and the prize that she got at the end was like a six foot tall straw that
01:42was full of sugar.
01:43What?
01:44Yeah, like it was like this tall.
01:46It was like, she's carrying around like a crazy, it's like a wizard, a giant pixie stick,
01:52and she ate the whole thing.
01:55Oh my God.
01:55I was like, how are you even alive?
01:57How are you doing this?
01:59That's crazy even to offer a six foot sugar stick.
02:01I know.
02:02That's crazy.
02:03It, but it was the thing that she chose.
02:05It was like a thousand tickets or whatever.
02:07She's like, I'll go with you.
02:08It's sugar stick.
02:09The sugar staff, please.
02:11You know, speaking of staff, so the, I know it's weird to think about a staff, but, so I
02:16had baseball practice the other night, and we had the field for like two hours, and after
02:23us was going to be another baseball game, so about an hour and a half in, people start
02:28showing up.
02:29So, so the first person that shows up though, is, it's an older woman who is in a Chicago
02:36Bears jersey, and she has a walking staff.
02:40I mean, and I'm not like, it's not like a walking stick.
02:43It's a.
02:44Like some Gandalf.
02:45It's a Gandalf style staff with the top of it was like a, no, it was a carved like bird's
02:56head and beak.
02:57Wow.
02:57Oh my God.
02:58And she was, I saw her come.
03:00Like, I'm just like, you know, picking up loose baseball.
03:03Wait, she's in a Chicago Bears.
03:04She's in a Brian Urlacher.
03:06Football jersey.
03:07Chicago Bears.
03:08Well, she's a bigger.
03:09Okay.
03:10Bigger.
03:10Bigger lady with a, with a wizard staff.
03:14With a raven headed staff.
03:16Oh my God.
03:17And I see her coming.
03:18I'm like, wow, this is crazy.
03:19Look at this.
03:21And.
03:21Because the two don't go together.
03:23They don't go together.
03:24And it wasn't, and it was not, it was not my Murloc.
03:30And then the staff.
03:33So good combo, you know, so like she's the first person to arrive.
03:37So everyone, it's just my baseball team.
03:39The coach is doing stuff.
03:41I'm sort of wandering around the back and I'm picking up balls that are get being dropped
03:46by the first baseman.
03:47She settles in like right in behind me.
03:50And I realize she's saying stuff to me.
03:55Oh man.
03:55She's talking to you?
03:56She's talking to me.
03:57But she's behind you?
03:58She's behind me, behind a fence.
04:00So behind.
04:01Okay.
04:02Behind me is a fence.
04:03Okay.
04:03And then she's behind the fence.
04:04So I'm sort of protected.
04:06But she's like, the seventh coming of the apocalypse.
04:11Oh man.
04:11Is upon us.
04:13Jesus.
04:13And I'm, but, but you have to understand, like I'm doing stuff.
04:15So I can't, like I'm hearing things.
04:17So she doesn't belong there.
04:19I don't know.
04:20I think she, she stayed for, like she knew someone.
04:24Like we stayed a little bit for the other game.
04:26Was she going to ride out the apocalypse by watching a child's baseball game?
04:29She was saying, I don't know if she was casting spells on us.
04:32Put a curse on you.
04:33I don't know.
04:33But it was like, there definitely was like the seven layers of hell of the spawn of the.
04:39And I was like, what?
04:40What?
04:41Oh my God.
04:42Staff lady in the Urlock jersey.
04:43Yeah.
04:44I'm like, I don't know what the bears.
04:45You got the Urlocker curse.
04:46Yeah.
04:47I don't know what it is, but yeah.
04:49And so, like I said, there was a game after ours and we were like leaving.
04:53And then as I'm walking to my Jeep, she turns, sees me and starts.
04:59She's coming at you?
05:01She starts like, what?
05:03She's coming at me, but she's not fast.
05:07And I'm like, Rowan.
05:09I'm like, Rowan, come on.
05:10Give her up.
05:10What?
05:12Rowan.
05:13And he's like, what?
05:14He's got his catcher's gear and like everything.
05:16He's like, dude, it's really heavy.
05:17I'm like, shut up.
05:20Here comes the witch.
05:21The Urlocker witch is upon us.
05:27In her Chicago Bears jersey.
05:29And then she did, but the walking staff made it very, it was like.
05:35No, it's like a horror movie.
05:37Yeah, because we're on the cement.
05:39Yeah.
05:39I don't know why you need that big stick, but.
05:42You got your Jeep.
05:43I got in my Jeep.
05:44I got the hell out of there, Lise.
05:45But she's still coming at you.
05:46She wasn't.
05:46Eh.
05:48I didn't waste any time.
05:50I was like, all right, it's time to go.