Dave & Chuck the Freak bet there was no one listening who had been shot by their female partner and were very wrong about that based on the number of calls they received.
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00:00uh-oh another bitch is tripping sometimes it pays to actually go through with a heated argument i
00:14guess cops in louisiana are currently hunting for jenna leisha lawrence over the weekend cops were
00:23called about a shooting that went down when they arrived they found a 34 year old guy lying on the
00:28sidewalk with a gunshot wound to his body oh geez rough find yep after the man was tended to and
00:36taken to a local hospital it was up to investigators to interview witnesses to find out what happened
00:41turns out the man was shot he was the boyfriend of lawrence and allegedly she shot him because he
00:50refused to argue with her she wouldn't take the bait or something but the cops now think she may
00:57have skipped down and be headed towards dallas texas i thought you were gonna say skip down and be
01:01headed somebody i was like well that's a crazy night she did not behead someone she might be
01:10headed to dallas texas okay i was like oh my god she's a maniac
01:14she shot her boyfriend and she beheaded someone
01:18you don't think there's anyone listening to the show that's been shot by their lady
01:23oh i'm sure dave i guarantee that you think so no okay shot is different like stabbed i could say
01:31okay we'd probably get a couple yeah um maybe hit by a car we could get a couple shot shot yeah i think
01:38shot is different i'm just gonna put it out there for a second i bet there's no one listening to dave and
01:43chuck the freak right now that has been shot by their girlfriend most of them die right they can't
01:49call in they can't call in like when you're shot normally you don't make it you've already got a
01:56couple people on the line i don't know i don't know if they've been shot i don't know if they've
01:59been shot look at the lines oh my god the lines are like whoa whoa they keep going have you been
02:05we're on in florida you guys know that right yes but massachusetts we have a michigan we're on two
02:11stations in florida um okay we'll start here phil is in boston phil have you been shot by your lady
02:19oh yes i have i i had a 22 um it was like eight years ago and i woke up one night and she had my her
02:29hand over my mouth and she's like i'm doing this because i love you pew pew oh my god it's 22
02:34she was doing what phil where did she shoot you she had the gun pointed right at my shin
02:45and after she said that she just pulled the trigger my shin broke right in half i have two
02:51pins in my shin now oh my god she's trying to take my god sorry man yep glad you're still with us
02:59with your pin and all your shin pin uh thanks all right see you phil all the best dude make better
03:04choices make better choices he's in good spirits he survived you know when you survive you're in
03:09good spirits a crazy chick yeah yeah ryan hey ryan how are you uh pretty good uh i actually have i
03:16haven't been shot but i have been stabbed in the back with a samurai sword oh my god dude that's
03:23impressive pulp fiction yeah by your lady oh yeah she's cuckoo for coco puffs
03:28sword sticking out of his back he's like yeah she is cuckoo i knew it
03:39it's funny to say to somebody what are you cuckoo
03:43yeah when you stab me you are more than cuckoo for coco puffs yes yes you're insane you've lost
03:54your freaking mind right right seems too light uh johnny is with us next hi johnny hey how you doing
04:00doing okay man have you been shot by your lady yes i have and the gun that was used was an ak-47
04:07oh stop it oh my god you're not lying come on how did that happen so we was up north i was showing
04:17her i said like i'm gonna take you up north we're gonna have a nice romantic get together and i'm
04:21gonna show you how to use guns yeah so i was showing her how to use the ak-47 she was shooting
04:26into the bush really good she turned around and swept the ground and one of the bullets popped up
04:31and got me in the ankle um it hurt really bad like like i got a big hole in my ankle because of
04:38that oh my god well it's an ak-47 round so yeah at least it was a mistake yeah yes it was a mistake
04:46but like she is my ex-girlfriend now i was gonna say even if amber accidentally shot me with an ak-47
04:53yeah i'd still have a tough time just letting that slide right yeah i'll tell you what i was cussing
04:59up a storm i accidentally called her the b-word and i told her i was that's no accident that's
05:04you meant it and i get it still funny instantly yeah she has an ak still so i want to tread lightly
05:13how long did you stay together though after that uh about two more years and that was it well it was
05:20a mistake i mean it was a mistake yeah so i feel like i could get a lot of bjs out of that though
05:25that's what you know i'm saying every time something i'm like oh my ankle remember when
05:30you shot me and almost took my foot it's funny it's funny you should say that but at first month
05:35she was very very apologetic yeah that's what we like to hear all right johnny thanks for calling
05:41in man you have a good day not worth it still i'd rather have my ankle yeah and my foot attached to my
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